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starlitsunday · 20 days
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found this in an old sketchbook and now you all have to see fleshlight albedo. treatsforbeasts @ 16:04 for reference
feat. headcanon design for rhinedottir
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pocarinapyon · 11 months
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Happy Father's Day to the fathers, to those you consider fathers, and to those who will become fathers! 🤩
Speaking of fathers... 👑/🖥️ Just another random thought about the SAGAU / Reverse Isekai idea I had...
🌶️🌶️ What if the boys found out that they can stay in your world forever if they got you pregnant? Or in the case of the female characters, if they get pregnant? Like... They found some kind of scripture / ancient text / legend / whatever that says something about being able to retain themselves once they sire / bear your children (How many are children we talking about? IDK). Just imagine how eager the boys would be to get you pregnant!! 🤤🥵
So, again with my favourites!!
Starring : Albedo, Alhaitham, Childe, Kaveh (Separate)
Tags / Warnings : 🌶️🌶️ [Chilis] Actual seggs; The boys being obsessed with you; Petnames (if it bothers you); Contains stray cuss words; Usage of potions; A little dramatic in Kaveh's part; 👑/🖥️ [SAGAU/Reverse Isekai] Based on the SAGAU / Reverse Isekai concept linked below but spicy; Concept used if original / glitch varies
Links : Pinned Post, SAGAU/Reverse Isekai original concept, SAGAU/Reverse Isekai glitch concept, Anon's awesome concept about sleepmasks, 🌶️🌶️ JJ version A1(Albedo / Childe / Venti / Zhongli) Separate, 🌶️🌶️ JJ version Venti solo, 🌶️🌶️ JJ version A2 (Albedo / Childe / Venti / Zhongli) GangB., 🌶️🌶️ JJ version B1(Bennett / Diluc / Kaeya / Kazuha) Separate
Target audience is female (bodied) reader.
To whoever is reading, please enjoy.
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Now just because Albedo was a homunculus doesn't mean he'd stop trying. In fact, he was even more inspired; even more dedicated to create new life inside your womb so he could be with you forever. As an artificial being, would he be able to get you pregnant? He wasn't sure yet but if he wasn't able to, he would find ways or die trying.
When he materialized in your room, he immediately drugged you into a deeper sleep. That way, he could experiment on you all night long without worry of waking you up and dematerializing back to Teyvat. And since he already fed you a slumber potion, why not go far as to give you something for your fertility and libido?
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"Ahh...! My love, you're taking me so well. That's impressive," Albedo huffed as he pistoned his cock in and out of your abused pussy. "Ah...! Princess...!"
Albedo snapped his hips onto you and released another load of cum deep inside your already full womb. In turn, your slumbering body instinctively milked Albedo's manhood for more.
"Heh... Hehe... You really want it, don't you, my princess? I just love how you tighten around me and squeeze my cock," the alchemist sighed in contentment as he recovered from another orgasm.
"Ah, shit...! More... More! Fuck, you're so tight!" uncharacteristic cuss escaped from the Chalk Prince's lips. It felt so good to be buried deep inside you that the usually calm and poised Chief Alchemist couldn't help it.
White essence had long stained your sheets, an indication that Albedo had been assaulting you for a long time. But he wasn't done, no. He wanted to keep you as his beloved princess and if getting you pregnant was needed for this dream of his to come true, then he would gladly fuck you until your womb is full.
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Alhaitham was probably the one who discovered the scriptures. Unfortunately, he was with a certain someone when he found out about the legend. It was a shame he couldn't stop the word from spreading. No worries. You usually keep Alhaitham active in your party so there was an insignificant chance his competitors could materialize in your world and get you pregnant.
Now that he was transported to your world, he must commence his plan. He stoically stared at your computer / Playstation (let's assume that's what you use to play) and carelessly unplugged the device, shutting it down abnormally. This made him glitch and stay in your world but only temporarily. Of course, he'd prefer to be in this state forever which was why he must proceed to the next step of his plan.
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"Alhaitham, please stop...!!" your tongue was already lolled out while you plead for the virile scribe to be gentler with your wanton pussy.
"Oh? Don't act all shy and reserved now. You're clearly enjoying this because if you didn't-"
Alhaitham paused his movements and chuckled from seeing how your head quickly snapped in his direction. Your glossy eyes begged him to fuck you more and it proved just how much you wanted his cock.
"-well, you wouldn't be tightening around me and creaming all over me, right?"
"H - Haitham, you're being unfair...!" you cried from being on edge. "J - just make me cum already!!"
Alhaitham snickered before pressing onto your erected clit, making you squirm beneath his hard toned body. He did not move and only kept himself buried deep inside you while tinkering your sensitive little nub. The stimulation was enough to make you orgasm and convulse from the pleasure, milking Alhaitham and begging to be filled with his essence.
The Haravatat scholar knew how to push your buttons. Every time you masturbated to him, he observed you and etched in his mind how you wanted to be pleasured.
He also knew this won't stop you from playing Genshin Impact and using him as the main character. In fact, he assumed you would be more inclined to use him. You were a slut for him and giving you a taste of his sex would make you excited for more.
Now, all he had to do was to ensure you carry his child so he could make you his forever.
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An interesting hearsay quickly spread across Teyvat. Word was if the active character that materialized in your world got you pregnant, they would be able to live with you in your world forever. Everyone became envious of the people who had the privilege of realizing this legend and one of these blessed people was the Eleventh Fatui Harbinger, Childe.
Childe couldn't help but feel giddily restless. Just the thought of seeing you pregnant and having a family with you made his cock stiffen in excitement. He wanted to knock you up so bad that he planned meticulously just to make sure you became his lovely wife.
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"Aw, sweetheart. Don't be like that," Childe cooed at you. His hot breath fanned your ear as he whispered words that cajoled you deeper into depravity, "I know you want me to cum inside you. You feel that, right? How my cock twitches inside you and your pussy begs me to paint it white?"
"G - geez...! Fine! Today is a safe day anyway so I guess it's alright," you concurred. You then began to bounce on his cock once more, "Hehe~ Ah~! Make sure to cum tons, okay~?"
"Of course. Anything for you, my wifey," Childe responded in a husky voice.
"Hehe~ I can't believe you're actually letting me ride you on top today!" you chortled while grinding your hips to feel the Harbinger's hard erected manhood against your snug gummy walls. "Uwaaah~ this feels soooo good!"
With your sleepmask on, you failed to see the dark glint in Childe's eyes. He wanted to focus on your pleasure but it was hard to restrain himself from pinning you down and fucking your brains out. Like a bunny, you looked so adorable hopping up and down his cock that he wanted to make a mess out of you. But if it was true that you would have a higher chance of getting pregnant this way, then he would stop himself.
Patience is key as they say. He needed to tame his dark desires for now so he can reap the rewards later - and that reward was being with you forever.
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The sappy architect's eyes glistened in delight. You mean there was a way he could stay with you forever? He could do something so that he wouldn't have to endure and make do with holding you in your sleep? If he got you pregnant, you would be his lover forever? What an interesting information indeed!
Kaveh stood in front of your bed, miserably debating whether to do this or not. His conscience ate at him. He loved you - he was obsessed with you - he wanted to be with you forever, but it was wrong to take advantage of you in your sleep. He sighed in agony and flopped beside you. And as if the higher beings heard his plea, your phone suddenly lit up and displayed a low battery alert before disappearing to reveal something interesting.
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Kaveh smut. Tags: impregnation, cervix kissing, hard-core sex.
He wasn't sure if he could do hard-core but that was all the sign he needed to go with his original plan.
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"N - nnh... You're so tight...," Kaveh whispered. He slowly dragged his cock deeper and penetrated you. "Mmh... Do you like that?"
Kaveh planted a kiss on your lips. He was being as gentle as he could in fear of waking you up.
"You're so gorgeous; nothing could compare to you. You are the embodiment of all that is beautiful," Kaveh praised you in a soft voice.
He continued to massage your snug walls with his veiny cock. A satisfied sigh escaped his chest when your warmth spasmed and clenched onto his manhood.
"Hehe. It seems you like this as much as I do," Kaveh mentioned with a proud smile.
He made love to you in the most romantic way. You were treated like a queen - a goddess who deserved all the love the world had to offer. Your pleasure was his priority, and he made sure to give every inch of you love and attention.
It was his first time doing this (with) to you, and he would be glad if he could have the chance to do more. All he hoped was for you to accept him should he manage to get you pregnant and stay in your world. After all, you were deprived of the privilege to decide if you wanted him or not.
Three among those four are triple crowned. Can you guess who's not triple crowned?
To whoever read this, thank you for your time. Here, have a pet bun-bun 🐇.
Again, happy father's day!!
Links : Pinned Post, SAGAU/Reverse Isekai original concept, SAGAU/Reverse Isekai glitch concept, Anon's awesome concept about sleepmasks, 🌶️🌶️ JJ version A1(Albedo / Childe / Venti / Zhongli) Separate, 🌶️🌶️ JJ version Venti solo, 🌶️🌶️ JJ version A2 (Albedo / Childe / Venti / Zhongli) GangB., 🌶️🌶️ JJ version B1(Bennett / Diluc / Kaeya / Kazuha) Separate
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Genshin character's hugs(in my opinion)
CHARACTERS: Bennett, Xiao, Heizou, Albedo and kazuha x Reader(Separately)
warnings: may have grammar mistakes, sorta OOC(Out of character)???
Bennett🔥 
He'll usually shoulder hug you most of the time, like he slings his arm around your back and hold your shoulder. He'll do it when you're adventuring with him to avoid his dads teasing him.
His hugs are warm bcs of his Pyro Vision. And he usually smells like mint or Windwheel aster? and sometime steel and alcohol bcs of his injuries
Usually it's a 50/50 on who is asking for the hug since both of you wants to show/receive affections, but you two are also too shy to initiate it.
you both like to cuddle or hug while looking at the stars, sunset or sunrise. And it sometimes end with both of you rolling down Starsnatch cliff or Windrise's hill
"Hey Y/n look! Isn't that your constellation? It's so pretty. Huh, You saw mine too? Where? Oh wow, I didn't expect it to be next to you hehehehh ....Huh, you're a bit cold? I can hug you to warm you up! I-If you want to o-of course, you do? Ok, here. Let's just lie down together and-W-Wait are we rolling down- W-WOAHH! w-watch out! ....Hahahahah, that was quite the ride down huh."
Kazuha🍁
He's the one who will hold your shoulders or hands for a while, and then hug you, as if he's asking for consent
His hugs are soft, a bit lose since he don't want to make you uncomfortable. He usually smells like salt water and fresh cut grass if it makes sense? sometime he also smell like petrichor(The smell that appeared after rain)
Both of you like to just sit somewhere and bask to the sun's soft heat and just cuddle together
He's also a 50/50 when in term on who is asking for hugs. bcs he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable but he craves it sometime.
"Oh hey there Dove, the winds whisper tells me that you are near me not long ago. Are you finished with your commisions? Good. I was wondering if you want to lay down here and bask to the sun's warmth with me. You want to? Oh ok, come here now. I already miss the warmth of your hug."
Albedo📝
He'll ask if he can hugs you, then hugs you gently to make sure he's not holding you too tight
His hugs are sort of warm but also sort of cold sometimes??? Since he's a homunculus temperature is a bit of a funny thing qwq He smells like Cecilias and dusts??? Like the dusts of the laboratory. He also sometimes smells like the sheets of books
Both of you like to cuddle together near the fireplace in his lab at dragonspine while discussing about current or future experiments while sipping some hot drinks and eating some desserts
If it's about who demands the hug, It's mostly you who's asking for it since Albedo is either busy or doesn't think of it. But he will hug you show some affection once in a while <3
"Oh hi there Love, I'm sorry I didn't notice you walking in just now. This particular experiment seems to be a little....Discombobulating at the current time. Do you want some hot drinks? It must've been tiring and cold walking from Monstadt to my lab. Huh? You want a hug? Let me dust myself a bit for a second, the last experiment is more messier than expected, I don't want to get you dirty. There, now come here."
Heizou🔎
He already thoughts that you want hugs before you even say it and he's very sassy about it, he'll just slip his arms around your waist and pull you into a hug while laughing in victory because of hearing your surprised yelp
His hugs are sort of clingy in a way, he's not gonna strangle you but it is a clingy hug. He smells like mints and old papers in a way??? idk how to describe it, but he somehow smells like the winds in Inazuma sometimes
You both usually like to sit or together and chat about cases while munching on some Tonkatsu or other fried food <3
In term on who is asking for the hug, usually it's Heizou who initiate it first. He'll either ask nicely or tease you untill you do what he ask for. But he also knows when he needs to not bother you and his borders so it's a bit relieving to know.
"Oh hey there my dear Watson~ I assume you are here for something you wanted from me, which I assume was, a hug. Am I right? How do I know? Heheh, are you simply underestimating my investigation skills or do you forget that I'm a Detective hm? *sigh* ok here's your hug, come here. Alright alright I'll stop teasing you ....for now~"
Xiao🍃
He's stiff when in terms of hugging bcs he didn't learn much about affection for eons. But he'll starts to warm up later on and be lest stiff with it
He was a bit confused on what to do at first but gradually he will relaxes. He smells like Qingxins and Almonds, with a hint of steel from the dried blood and his injuries from his constant combat
You two don't rest together often bcs he's busy with demon hunting and all but if you we're, you two like to sit down on Wangshu inn's roof or the peaks of Jueyun karst's mountain and ate some Almond tofus
Usually it's you who ask for the hugs since he rarely ask for a hug. But if he was the one to ask, he'll think abt it for a bajillion times before he does it qwq And he always tried to hide the redness of his ears or cheek when you randomly pounce on him <3
"It's you, what are you doing staying up at a time like this? You can't sleep??? *Sigh* I thought you mortals need sleep, you are incomprehensible. Huh? There is something that can help you sleep? What is it? A-A hug from me??? *sigh* You mortals are very weird with your wishes. Just once ok, ....Is it comfortable? Good, sleep well Qingxin."
-_FINISH_-
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yakool-foolio · 4 months
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Idk if anyone actually talked about this but this has been on my mind lately
Lets recap for a bit: Yakou died back in chapter 4 because his soul was reaped in the Mystery Labyrinth, being revealed as Doctor Huesca's killer.
In Yakou's DLC, we see his wife's ghost give him the badge with the cell regenerating pill, right? But what really bothered me is how Yakou's gonna come back IF he took the pill.
Let's say the pill ends up working and Yakou comes back. But his soul was reaped in the Mystery Labyrinth, Wouldn't there be nothing of him? Would his Homunculus soul get resurrected? Would it create a new soul with the memories of his human self as its base? Or would Homunculus Yakou's body just be an undead being living without a soul?
There's a lot left unanswered with how the homunculi would be revived. However, there is some groundwork that can be laid out to at least form some paths that could be explored.
I think I have a pretty confident answer to your first query about the reaped souls. The reaping doesn't meant that the soul, and therefore the person, ceases to exist. I believe it's just a fancier way of dying 'naturally.' If the soul of a human were to be reaped, the soul would separate from the physical body, but wouldn't be completely destroyed. Shinigami actually chooses careful wording by saying that while the Mystery Labyrinth may be destroyed, the soul isn't. The body 'perishes.' She mentions nothing about the soul being erased.
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As ya might have noticed, I specified that this is what would happen for humans, not homunculi. However, the reaping of a homunculus' soul may not be as complicated as it looks. This is entering speculation territory, but I have a bite of evidence to sink your teeth into! I theorize that when the soul of a homunculus is reaped, the body goes through the normal process of death. The soul is separated, and the body is now empty. However, when the imperfect revival state begins after several hours, the soul of the homunculus boomerangs right back into the now-zombified body. If the soul were to be destroyed, and the zombies were simply empty husks, then how would the zombies have any of their memories? A soul should most likely contain all memories. Hitman Zilch is able to recall his work with Yomi, although spotty due to the deterioration of the brain that the soul is reconnected to. Yakou gets flashes of photographic memories of his detectives, can recite Yuma's name, and recognizes his wife. They still have souls in them, but the decayed body and mind burns through some or many of those memories.
So now we arrive at the question of what would happen if a zombified homunculus were to be revived with the finished creation of the work-in-progress regenerative pill Yakou's wife worked on. This could go in several directions, but I'll stick to discussing the most notable ideas.
The least painful road to walk on is that if a zombie is revived, their brains are fully healed, and they are able to keep all their memories up to their death, so nothing is lost. That's pretty much the happiest ending. The narrative decision to write that would mean it needs some serious right to earn that ending, and I think I could at least provide a start to that in order to get Yakou back in perfect condition. Yakou loves and protects Kanai Ward, so he's selfless toward his fellow citizens. It'd be very in-character if the zombified Yakou made sure that all the other zombies were revived before himself. Their lives are more important than his. So in the end, once everyone else is revived, Yakou is rightfully rewarded for this selflessness by regaining all his memories.
The more bittersweet route is that the revived homunculi's memories are reset back to when they were first created, so they still have their human counterparts' memories, but nothing that belongs to them. In Yakou's case, that means he'd have no memories of the NDA detectives or the truth behind his wife's death. It's sad, but it's a very plausible outcome.
A somewhat similar, but possibly not as upsetting choice is that Yakou has a bunch of holes in his memories. He can remember some things perfectly, and some things he can't recall no matter how hard he tries. So there's a chance he could remember the detectives, but not remember anything about going through his Huesca murder scheme. Could have humorous results. I'll take a silly ending any day!
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doubleedgemode · 6 days
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I guess I cannot shut up about the homunculus, huh? I call this one:
The Head(ache) Skeleton Key
Get it cause I'm gonna get a headache if I overthink this
So, I'm thinking about that old concept art ishiwatari made that had a.b.a's beta design, which, wasn't really that different, aside from her top having an x mark, her holding a sorta small ax and chewing on either a key shaped lollipop or a key (later concept art which I assume is after her design started to simmer shows the first option, but as we don't know if those are related, we can only speculate) but the big difference was... Paracelsus! He was a carbon copy of A.B.A's head key (no, before you ask, they didn't give her finalized key a skeleton design to homage betacelsus, both para and her key were supposed to be the same!) albeit with more detail.
Maybe this lore wasn't planned yet but... Yknow how in Strive interviews we learn Paracelsus taking on a key form was related to him trying to hold A.B.A's attention?
What if beta paracelsus straight up shapeshifted exactly into her head key as a stronger way to gain her trust? Let's be real, being born with that skeleton key, I theorize it's one of A.B.A's most consistent things about her enviroment. Whatever shit happens she has a skeleton shaped key in her noggin, always. (Though it seems to have changed a bit in strive, of course! But you could argue before all that the key was kept in place.. classic a.b.a's head key is rusty, I wonder if her creator just didn't care about her getting tetanus or it just actually deteriorated by not being well-kept :( )
That'd make paracelsus' shapeshifting more insidious... But of course we don't even know if betacelsus was even alive or just an idk demonic looking cool (inanimate?) Weapon. It's what I ASSUME to be very early concept art, not in the final product and, hell, if I understood well the strive interviews, the implication was that para's shapeshifting into a key isn't complete, so the "yeah by xx era he has perfectly shapeshifted into her skeleton key but upscaled" wouldn't work.
You thought the post was over? Nope! You get a buy one get 1 extra rambling free offer!
Part of me ponders if the skeleton key thing is a reference to.. actual skeleton keys! I'll paste their wikipedia definition so you know why that name:
A skeleton key (also known as a passkey[1]) is a type of master key in which the serrated edge has been removed in such a way that it can open numerous locks,[2] most commonly the warded lock. The term derives from the fact that the key has been reduced to its essential parts.[2]
As far as I've been able to find, japanese says a word translated as master key for master keys, but I haven't been able to find if the skeleton type is a thing in japanese or if it even shares the naming. However, I don't understand japanese (it was by translator) so please take my pondering about the existance of skeleton keys in said language with a mountain of salt.
But, even if that wasn't a term in japanese, whose to say the team didn't pull inspiration from an english term? Thought not the same situation, afaik, they've already chosen a bunch of terms from different languages for some gg topics. Maybe they didn't but it would be a fun coincidence!
A big part of me thinks maybe this isn't this deep and they just went with a beautiful (esp betacelsus with all the spine details) skeleton design cause.. Well, they are creepy which fits A.B.A's vibe pretty well, lol
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avatarmerida · 9 months
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Idk if I’ve said this already but I don’t care cuz I’ll say it a thousand times but Peace by Taylor Swift is such a Hunter/Huntlow song it makes me scream
Our coming-of-age has come and gone
Suddenly the summer, it's clear
I never had the courage of my convictions
As long as danger is near
And it's just around the corner, darling
'Cause it lives in me
No, I could never give you peace
Like literally??? They spent a summer in the human realm and he felt in the back of his mind that his past/danger was coming for him. Like he harbored such fear that him being a grim walker and being linked to Belos was something he could never shake or live down.
But I'm a fire, and I'll keep your brittle heart warm
If your cascade ocean wave blues come
All these people think love's for show
But I would die for you in secret
The devil's in the details, but you got a friend in me
Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?
Then he starts to like who he is and realize who he is outside the lies and rules and society he was trapped in. He knows who he is but he can’t change what he is, he know he loves his friends and would genuinely do anything for them but he still doesn’t feel like it’s enough compared to the things about himself he can’t change. He still feels even knowing they care about him that if they knew the truth that would stop and he wouldn’t blame them.
And you know that I'd swing with you for the fences, with you in the trenches
Like holy crap I need a moment. They’ve done this. Flyer derby to battling a homunculus.
Give you the silence that only comes when two people understand each other
Family that I chose, now that I see your brother as my brother. Is it enough?
This is the line that gets me every time like I imagine him and Willow just sitting in the same room reading and being comfortable and enjoying each other’s presence. Like he doesn’t need an excuse or resin to justify being near her, she just likes spending time with him no matter how small. And the brother line is so Gus coded I wanna cry
But there's robbers to the east, clowns to the west
I'd give you my sunshine, give you my best
But the rain is always gonna come if you're standing with me
He knows what’s waiting for him back home at the end of the day. That outside this group, people might not care about him enough or try to understand him to let him stay happy when they return. He has a past that expands without him contributing. Plus I just think of Gus saying how he’s been smiling more in the human realm and then the rain imagery when they arrived in the rain? Like our boy has gone through so much and he still puts everyone else first. He gives everything to the people he loves but he feels so unworthy of their love but he still tries to be worthy of it .
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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austajunk · 8 days
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Okay this is kinda a odd one but can you do Makoto x Number One? Maybe Number One discovered Makoto is his homunculus, and decided he wanted to see just how accurate of a clone he is, down to the very last detail... Makoto being a bit emotional since it's his original while Number One is simply cold, observant
Idk, it's always so interesting to see Makoto in a non-dominant position ! As for prompt numbers, let's say... 3, 7 and 19? But I'm not really picky, do whatever feels right.
Anyway, have a nice day and thank you!!!
Wooo, this was a really hard challenge to write mostly because we only have so much to go on for Number One's true nature. I hope you liked my interpretation for how he would be if he knew of Makoto's existence (whether he canonly did or didn't, I do not know).
Triggers: Dubious Consent, Anal Sex, Mild Orgasm Control, Mild Nipple Play, and Light Bondage
Fic beneath the cut!
The Unified Government couldn't hide their little secret project of producing Homonculi for long from the WDO. Careful and organized as they were, the detectives of the world managed to infiltrate their plot and gather information before they could even be detected by the top handlers of the project. It wasn't long before a file was on the leader, Number One's, desk, staring him ominously in the face.
Even if the WDO could see this ambitious and reckless project coming from a mile away, there was still no way to stop it from proceeding forward. It expanded and grew beyond their control, giving birth to homonculi produced by the best DNA samples the researchers could get.
Number One placed his hands behind his back, towering over the file and picture of his own face staring back at him from his desk. It was a mirror. An eerie, unnatural mirror. Somehow... somewhere... his DNA had been taken. It was valuable to the world. His mind... his development... everything about it...
It was now possessed by them.
Number One brushed his thumb over the copy of his face from the various files. The being was usually in a tank or strapped down to some sort of operating table. Various shots and angles of his body matched everything Number One could fathom about himself. It left him feeling cold and detached, wondering if he was awake in the real world. What had they created? Would there be more?
He scooped the file up into his arms after gazing at the name bestowed on this new experiment. Makoto. Makoto Kagutsuchi. Perhaps they meant to have him transferred for further testing. Before they would do that, Number One had to confirm a few things. He had to know.
Who was this person who looked like him? What did he feel or know? Did he know of him? The real one? Did ge know that he was just a copy... not even that, but a monstrous imitation created in a cold, glass tube?
Number One wanted to know Makoto Kagutsuchi.
He fastened his dark cloak over his shoulders and tucked the files beneath his arm. The world outside contained nothing but a black, overcast night, covering him as he traveled swiftly to the lab where his copy rested.
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It was a mirror.
The being rested on the examination table, strapped down but undisturbed. That round and unassuming face, the pale skin, the platinum hair that was Number One's very real hair color... they all belonged to him but were worn and represented on the body of another being. It wasn't human. Even just approaching Makoto as he slept assured Number One of that.
He stared over the creature. His purple locks of hair clung to his cold cheeks from traveling through the light rain outside. Number One hesitated, letting his hand drift over the creature's face, but he still gave in.
Makoto wasn't dressed. It was clear the lab was in the progress of doing some more work on his body, but they had stopped for the day. Number One ran his cool fingers across the bare flesh of Makoto's flat stomach. The homonculus stirred slightly, his lips parting to release a small breath.
Immediately, Number One withdrew his hand and exhaled, almost alarmed at the slightest sign that Makoto was, indeed, real and alive. Makoto shifted but didn't get far due to his limbs being strapped quite down. Watching him, Number One fought the urge to turn away in a brisk fashion to hide his morbid fascination. He could hear the creature blissfully sigh behind him in his sleep. There was a tightness in Number One's chest, one he couldn't ignore no matter how hard he tried.
"You're real," he breathed to himself. He returned to glancing down at Makoto and his soft features. Their bodies matched so perfectly. His hand glided down Makoto's waist until he was hovering just over his core. Makoto's flaccid cock hung in between his legs, just inches from Number One's fingers.
"Ah..." A light gasp left Number One's lips. He lowered his gaze at the pretty creature... was it wrong to think of his mirror image as desirable? He was utterly mesmerizing. A breathing, living perfect image.
"It's wrong..." He said under his breath. It was wrong for this person to exist. He existed. Wasn't one of him enough for the world? What could Makoto do for everyone else? Why did he exist? An unavoidable heat rose in the pits of his stomach. He inched closer to Makoto's face, brushing the small strands of blond hair from his cheeks.
Sure enough, those violet eyes softly opened and met his gaze. Those were his eyes.
In Makoto's eyes, Number One could see the homonculus wading through the same horrifying mystery that he was enraptured with. Makoto stared at him, his eyes widening with acknowledgment, fear, and hazy disbelief all at once. Number One paused. Surely... he knew what he was, didn't he?
"You..."
Makoto's mouth moved. That small voice left his lips accompanied by a shudder through his lithe body. Number One wanted to cover his lips, to stifle the same voice they both shared. It confused him, made him feel... lesser and stranger at the same time.
"You're the real one..." Makoto said at last. His eyes gained a glossy sheen, almost on the verge of tears at this revelation. "The one I was made after-"
"..." How hollow Number One felt when he couldn't deny it. He was so perfect. Just utterly a flawless copy of everything. With his own innocent features staring back at him, the ball of flames and fury gripped his chest inside of him and could no longer be ignored. His urges became him, taking control of his mind whilst logic simply melted away.
Number One swept over the Homonculus, held his gaze for a moment to instill a sense of domination, and placed his lips over Makoto's own. He gripped Makoto's shoulders and held him in place, possessively taking what his body demanded of him. He let his tongue freely probe between Makoto's lips, fighting past the creature's feeble resistance. He could feel Makoto's jaw clench, his body close off in an attempt to guard itself from what Number One wanted to take. He ignored the homonculus and kissed him deeper, swabbing his tongue. They fought until Makoto nipped at his tongue, and Number One drew back like a rebuffed animal.
He hadn't meant to be particularly ravenous towards the creature, but staring at him filled him with nothing but the need to take control. To assert some sort of proof that he was Number One! That he was the real one. This burst of emotions wasn't like him at all...
"Why did you do that?" Makoto's uneven voice broke the silence between them. It was a lighter voice than his own, not weighed down by the hundreds of detective cases that Number One had been through. There was something more innocent within his voice, something that seemed so much more playful and carefree. Even when it was scared and confused. "Why are you here?"
His eyes narrowed to the bindings around his wrists and ankles. Patches of redness swelled at the areas where was bound. Undoubtedly, he often busied himself with tugging around when he was being "worked on".
"I... I can't believe it's really you. I always thought that I wanted to see you... that I would feel something a connection," said Makoto. It was like he was searching for the right words to reach someone on the other side of the world from him. The desperation in his face... it pulled Number One closer to him. "I just wanted to know you and see if I could understand why I was born...like this..."
He trailed off wearily as Number One approached him again. The human swept his fingers across Makoto's pale hand, touching briefly upon the red sores and wounds at his wrist.
"I..." Number One hung his head. "I won't be able to give you that. I'm sorry. I'm only here to observe you and understand what you're capable of..."
Makoto stiffened, a shudder breaking through his imprisoned body. "What will you-?"
Number One cut him off by sliding his thumb over one of his bare nipples, earning him a small groan from his specimen. "Do you feel this, hm? Your body and mine... I wonder if we both like the same things..." He busied himself by lowering to Makoto's chest and taking the other nipple between his lips.
A compulsion to stimulate his other self took over his mind's trajectory. He wanted the homonculus to experience pleasure and pain through him: his true self. He swirled his tongue diligently around Makoto's nipples, using his right hand to massage and pluck the other one. His clothed chest smothered Makoto, making sure he knew that he couldn't escape. Rapidly and lightly, he flicked his tongue over the sensitive nub until Makoto was squealing and twitching. His nipples hardened into sweet, little cherries between Number One's lips and the human made sure to take his time in drawing him out. He kissed his chest, occasionally lingering to appreciate Makoto's warmth or his strangely earthy scent. There was something almost natural and organic about the creature beneath his body.
Dipping back down over and over again to partake in Makoto's body, Number One found he couldn't get enough. He suckled greedily upon his chest until the homonculus winced and cried out for him. He didn't know Number One's name, letting the detective savor his confusion and anxiety like a predator. This creature was untouched and new to the world. Fresh to be introduced to pleasure and watched and studied for it. It was captivating to watch him tremble and react just like he did when he was touched.
And he did.
Makoto whimpered. He bucked and pulled against the bindings, letting them dig deeper into his sore flesh as long as it meant that he could experience more. His body had to react to Number One's movements. Like the mirror that he was, he followed his original self, looking to mimic him. His lips curled into a pleasured sigh, panting out incoherent phrases. Number One couldn't get tired of hearing his own voice moan back to him.
He sank lower, kissing down his stomach until his nose nuzzled against the small patch of blonde pubes on the homonculus. He pressed a small kiss against his waist, watching Makoto curl against the straps binding him to the table.
"Please... I want more," Makoto quickly told him. Desperation and lust etched into his facial features, his gaze led Number One down to the hard cock between his legs.
"I'm sorry," said Number One coldly. His hand traced Makoto's generous length. His cock was a pleasant handful for a brand new creation, but Number One wasn't curious for Makoto's pleasure. "This isn't about you. I only want to know you for myself."
Watching Makoto sour and swallow, he pulled away from his cock. Instead, Number One found the switch in the table to loosen the bindings around Makoto's legs. Gently, he guided Makoto's limbs over his shoulders and unzipped his pants.
"I want to know..." He said in a hot breath, tugging his cock out from his trousers. "What do you feel like on the inside?"
Makoto blinked, a bead of sweat trailing down his chest. "You want to...feel me there? Ah..." His pale cheeks darkened with specs of pink, a knowing quiver of anticipation running through his body. His erection wouldn't fade.
Number One nodded, a light smirk tugging upon his lips. He placed himself at Makoto's tight entrance. The idea to lubricate his other self crossed his mind, but rather... he wanted to make his mark on the homonculus, to enjoy him open and raw. It would be painful for the both of them, and he preferred it that way. The homonculus, on the other hand, trembled no matter what he did. Everything was new to him.
"Don't come until I say so... until you truly feel it," said Number One, brushing Makoto's erection with the side of his palm. He gave his girth a squeeze until his captive let out a small squeal of obedience, and then, he let go.
His cock sized up Makoto's entrance, rubbing himself until he realized how hard and ready Number One was to experience him.
"I...I want it," pleaded Makoto, trying to rise against the bindings. He couldn't. There was no hope for him. But he ached for this beautiful thing called touch. No matter how selfish his original self was in indulging himself, the homonculus was drowning in every new experience after the other. Pain. Pleasure. It was exhilarating. "Please put it inside me...!!!"
Number One obliged. The first two inches slid inside. The wails that came after told him that Makoto was coming close to his first brush with true pain. The sense of loss that he gained from something being taken as Number One split his ass apart.
"Relax," he ordered Makoto. "You don't want us to get caught, do you?" The entire world could crashing in on them in an instant, but Number One found he didn't care. He was so close to knowing... to truly seeing how much this mirror really reflected him.
Makoto winced, his face curling in distress. Number One found that his walls contracted around him, trying to stretch to accommodate his length. "It hurts..." He noted to himself as though Number One wasn't there. "I feel so full, so warm... like something...ngh... is melting within me..."
His vision fuzzed, lowering back to the table. Number One secured his legs on his shoulders and drove into him harder to increase those anxious, needy moans. He wouldn't slow down. He wouldn't give Makoto the option to breathe in between his thrusts. Speeding up, their hips clapped together in an ecstatic meeting, sending the heat to each other mutually until they both grunted with a reckless abandon.
"Fuck..." Number One groaned. If this person was a creature to him, then what was he? He just didn't know anymore. With each slam inside of Makoto, he lost himself more and more. No. He wanted to be lost in this rapture...
When he opened his eyes, Makoto was against the table, writhing with his chest caked in sweat. His cock drooled from a sweet, unhinged orgasm. His first orgasm. On instinct, Makoto melted back in the glow as his cock spurted a healthy rope on his torso as Number One drove inside him to the hilt.
"You c-came...hn..." It wasn't as how Number One had pictured it. He thought he had the control but perhaps Makoto Kagutsuchi was full of surprises.
Still, he had reached his limit as well. Buried balls deep into the homonculus, Number One bucked and expelled his thick line of warm seed in Makoto's ass. He bucked again, wanting to go deeper and deeper to spread more of himself inside this being until he simply couldn't. He groaned, slipping out of Makoto's ass with a soft pop, his cum leaking between his cheeks as he did so.
The sweet haze of his climax had him resting against the homonculus. With his ear placed against Makoto's chest, he could hear each soft beat. He felt his breaths, gentle and evening out ever so slightly. Their warm bodies mingled together like two pieces of a puzzle that fit just so perfectly. Number One wanted to lie on Makoto and watch him as much as he could. He wanted to take in his unassuming features, the quiver of his body whenever he was touched or caressed.
But the world was coming back to him faster now that his release had left him. He glanced down at the thing he had just desecrated, the creation he had wanted to assert himself over. Why... Why had he done this?
Quickly, he threw himself off of Makoto and adjusted his pants and cloak. Makoto tried to raise himself up, but once again, he was held in place by those straps. The cry in his throat almost caught Number One off guard, making him want to stop and look back to him.
"Wait! Don't leave me here! I don't want to be this!" Makoto tried to call out to his other self. His eyes teared up as his fists curled into his palms. "I can't be here forever! I don't want to be just a thing made after you!!"
This time, there was a note of rage in his voice. It was unmistakable to Number One. But he refused to turn back to the captive. No. He was never here. He couldn't listen. Makoto Kagutsuchi existed and he would continue to exist... but he couldn't soil that existence any further...
Homonculi shouldn't be meant for this. These feeling, living, and breathing things shouldn't be meant for some sick, government science experiment.
No matter how much Makoto called for him, Number One refused to turn back to him. What would happen if he did? If he went to Makoto's side and released him out into the world to live his life? Would he have a life? Would the government find him and return him to where he was? Would he be the source of misery for hundreds of thousands of civilians across the world?
Why did Makoto Kagutsuchi exist?
Number One ignored the last shriek Makoto made for him to come back and help him, disappearing through the lab door and back out in the night. His face was contorted through shame and agony, his body still washing away the warmth he had shared with his other self...
"I hope you disappear one day, Makoto... I hope no one ever finds you..."
But that was foolish thinking. Makoto existed. More were to come from this. Number One gritted his teeth as the cold, night air greeted him.
Why did they have to exist?
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mmikmmik · 4 months
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I guess I assumed the Abyssalis Sisters were like their mythical counterparts and just kind of always existed. But apparently it’s more of a Powerpuff Girls situation. I wonder if there’s any kind of relationship between them and Chemies, like maybe Geryon thinks of them as an improvement on Chemies or something.
And there’s a bunch of older siblings floating around unaccounted for, plus any younger siblings Geryon might have made. This raises the possibility of a secret homunculus plot twist. I figure the younger cast are all human - I’m thinking artificial beings are probably stuck at one age like Atropos seems to be, which rules out Spanner and Rinne and Hotaro (backstories and/or flashbacks verify they had childhoods). Plus Renge and Sabimaru have too much “those two guys” myth arc irrelevance energy (/affectionate). I could see that being a twist with Minato or some other adult alchemists, though. Just for fun I’m going to make a wild guess and say that Daybreak is a construct or homunculus or whatever. He probably is just future Hotaro, but that’s not confirmed yet. What would a Daybreak homunculus twist mean and why should we care about it? Eh, idk.
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alkalinefrog · 2 years
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I never thought id see Hijack angst pop up on my dashboard, but you & Twiafom have given me some appreciation for it (Ive done Hiccup angst, but this a whole new level).
Seriously, the FMA AU is a very unique idea and I love it a lot. It's heartbreaking to see Jack act this cold to Hiccup, though I'm wondering; is it because Jack doesn't remember him? Or is it just bc he's now the homunculus Pride? Or is it both?
Yeah idk how we got here either LMAO this was supposed to be my wholesome fluff ship, what HAPPENED. Definitely not going to make a pattern out of it outside of this LMAO. Considering the movies the characters are from I’d like to keep it more light-hearted!
You can thank @twiafom for the FMA AU! They campaigned for the prompt to be included in the official hijack week list! As for your question, it’s kind of open for interpretation! It’s based on the 2003 anime’s concept of the homunculi, who are all the results of trying to bring back loved ones through human transmutation. Some of them retain some of their memories from their human life, while others come back with a complete blank slate.
How I personally see it is that Jack comes back with little to no recollection of his past:
he knew Hiccup during his human life but can’t remember who they were to each other
he DOES know that Hiccup was the one to bring him back to life and is massively resentful towards him for it
he doesn’t consider himself as any part of “Jackson Overland” and goes by Pride for most of the story
mirroring the traits from his creator, he’s the result of Hiccup’s stubborness -- hence the Pride moniker -- so even when he’s told who/what/where/when/why about their relationship he refuses to acknowledge any of it
So all that is to say that the only way he’s going to come back is if he slowly regains his human memories himself. It’s v sad, cry evry tim
Anyway, thanks for the fun ask!
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rev3rb · 1 year
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Hey, I read the new chapter! And um, was The First… a good… dad?!?! Lol I am a bit surprised to see him care for Mika like that. Even with him talking about how naming someone is a curse, it seems like he does really love Mika, even if he thinks of it as a burden (which makes me wonder if it was rare for ppl/angels to have individual identities back then?). Even though it wouldn’t excuse his actions, it would be kinda wild if all this started just bc he wanted to save Mika, bc bitch same! I also want Mika to live lmao. Although this is just one memory so The First may still have ulterior motives.
I am a little confused about the emphasis of Angel Mika acting like both Yu/Mika. Like it could’ve been them just joking around, or it could be seriously hinting that something altered or maybe even split Mika’s personality?? Idk maybe I’m looking into things too much. We just get so little info at a time that I’m grasping for straws here a bit lol.
Also, I’m glad we got to see what Yu looked like. Plus the gender neutral pronouns to refer to Yu 👌
Honestly, I'm not that surprised that The First was a good dad. He's trying to bring Mika back, regardless of the costs, and if Owari no Seraph has taught us anything, it's that that kind of drive is borne out of love. Every single character that has been successful in any regard has had some sort of love driving them, and when they didn't, they were far less successful in their goals. There are only a few examples example I can think of where this isn't really the case. Kureto is one, and even then, Kureto does care. He just buries it because, while caring gives you strength, it also gives you a weakness, something that is a bit of a running theme in Catastrophe at 16. I guess there's also a case for Rigr, but again I'd argue that he cares for Urd in his own possibly backward way. The best case is probably Ferid? However, I digress. I think it makes perfect sense that The First's mission is one borne out of love. It's possible The First has ulterior motives, but I don't really think that's the case. I do think it's as simple as The First not being willing to let Mika go.
I'm glad you brought that up because I think that was the most interesting part of the chapter. There are so many reasons this could be the case, and I like your idea! It'd be an interesting path to take and I wonder what would have caused that.
I have a couple running ideas right now. First is that angel Mika did exactly what The First warned of and "cursed" that homunculus with a soul, and that IS Yu. This homunculus Yu then just proceeded to copy Mika's personality here as that's what they were familiar with. Plus, they say that you tend to copy the behaviors of those you like right? Another idea is that Yu and Mika actually somehow switched places/roles, but I'm less confident about that one. It doesn't make a lot of sense as we've seen Yu's memories of a time Mika shouldn't remember as he was dead at the time, but who knows. Wild stuff has already happened. The last idea is that when the first was trying to revive Mika, his failed experiments were Yu, which explains their similar personalities. What it fails to account for is why the Mika we know's personality is different then.
Yeah! It's interesting that Yu was just this "homunculus" that was apparently a companion/guardian for Mika. I guess it would make a sort of sense, and could tie back to the whole idea I had earlier about Yu being sort of manufactured to feel protective of Mika. However, I have a feeling that while Yu's role played into their proximity, Mika probably won over Yu on his own? I dunno. Hard to say without knowing how sentient these homunculi are.
Overall, I actually really enjoyed this chapter, and I get the feeling you did too. It's nice to finally get some notable forward progress and interactions here after so long.
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You got it spot on with your earlier rant but I think that's what really gets me about the whole Mitch discourse, the specific nature of the insults they're using like 'soft' and 'whiney' etc and how it just feels so insidious. They definitely have an idea in their minds of how a hockey player should look and act and because Mitch isn't masculine enough for them they make assumptions about his work ethic and status inside the locker room rather than his on ice performance, which is what they claim this is really about. I don't think they would call Auston a crybaby even if he outright said he complained to the coach about something. It's kind of funny because Mitch actually is a proper jock he's just... pretty. But it changes their entire perception and reception of him as a player. Even something like smashing his stick is normally received as a display of passion and masculine anger but when he does it he's being petulant and whiney- he can't win. It's like they want to be misogynistic but there's no women in the league so they focus on the men who don't care about presenting particularly macho
i don't think they realize how pitiful and pathetic they are? or is this an extended bit at this point and they want us to peer into their sad lives and scoff :( it's funny because auston is the one who loves to wear pink and has watched gossip girl 3 times and love is blind and knows how to sew (all of which i think is BRILLIANT and celebrate thoroughly btw) and i guaranTEE you if mitch did any of those things these men would grab mitch by the scruff of his neck and fire him into the sun for being girlypop.
also the litigation of the stick breaking thing as if he violated the Geneva Convention is - i...am?? is EVERYONE OKAY? he trotted off to go do it in the hallway in private away from his teammates and coach and fans who were already having a really bad time. like - at its most simple level i see that as considerate behavior from a coworker? i know WAY WAY WAY WAY too many men who make THEIR bad moods EVERYONE ELSE'S FUCKING PROBLEM (including my own father like hello dad) without a single OUNCE of thought about the impression they give or the impact they're having on the people around them, y'know? he clearly wanted that to be a private moment for himself to get his emotions under control because he - duh - uh... CARES about winning, contrary to what these very same fans have been accusing him of for years and years now.
and you're right about the stick breaking! the laughable thing is - like we see players break sticks all the time! and it's FINE. we get it - games get emotional. you get emotional. at least they're getting emotional about their actual jobs at work. why are these ontarian NPC's getting this ANGRY in the middle of THEIR workday about a bunch of men they don't know? go scratch your balls and do YOUR job instead of screaming at willy nylander and mitch marner to play a full 60 minutes ("wah wah well I'm not getting paid $11M like marner is" they'll cry. ok then go out there and hustle and GRINDSET your way into making $11M instead of complaining online like a DIVA BABY, bro? like bro, it sounds so simple to me!!! idk! just a thought! throwing it out there!)
as a decade+ fan of geno, i roll my eyes at all this discourse i am vaguely detecting in my peripheral vision (i say this because i refuse to look at any of these angry armchair GM's takes directly. i heard some of them last night and i no longer respect them because most of them are actual idiots desperate for scapegoats and twitter clout to fill their hollow tiny homunculus lives who would shit their sweatpants at the very prospect of coaching 1 pee wee hockey game and are content to sit around having the audacity to say that sheldon keefe should trade marner, play morgan rielly on right wing, and calle jarnkrok on defense. like. that's dumb. i just don't respect you.)
like im sorry to all these whiny babies but PLEASE get back to me when your favorite player and BRILLIANT franchise SUPERSTAR gets moody and sulky and suddenly crosschecks someone in the head and gets suspended for 2 games for no reason. then we can talk.
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pizzapasta23045 · 1 year
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I would love to hear you talk more about fashion subcultures. It sounds fascinating. Between the homunculus thing mentioned in the fic and the most recent mention to fae- yes please. It sounds incredibly interesting. (Also the are your friends evangelicals made me crack up)
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Ok so I didn't answer this ask for like legit a week sorry about that Cloud anon my beloved.
So basically, my thing with that modern au thingie was trying to explore how the actual culture in genshin would translate into the real world. I'm not the kind to just say 'oh yeah so and so is punk in this universe and shit' i gotta think about it.
So, the styles i may mention if i ever get around to writing it (i'm thinking of posting something in the weekend idk) is are three for now:
homonculus: it's a fashion current in Khaenri'ah that's, like, old as balls, very popular in scolarly and alchemy related spaces. It's created by people who felt similar to homoculi, which are mytical creatures in this universe and shit, and who related to the characters of homunculi in Khaenri'ahn media and shit. Most of those where, in reality and according to the current upholders of the trend, probably deeply neurodivergent people who realated deeply to the themes of being inhuman due to the differencesbeteen them and others, it's this whole thing. It's mentioned in the fic, i think, but Khaenri'ah has, like, a very shitty vision of mental illness and so most of these people basically kinda... you know? coped best as they could and shit. In current Khaenri'ah it is very commonly known as an autistic fashion movement among Khaenri'ahns of Kaeya's generation and it is a decently polically progressive movement in Khaenri'ahn subculture. Not in the generations before, Rhine also dresses like that and she is... well... she is not very nice if you know what i mean? If you have to imagine it, take what's in game, mostly, but i do imagine it's like dark academia but with a lot more blue and gold and shit. So that's what it would look like.
fae: This is the style Kaeya wears. It's not mentioned yet, like at all. But it is how most the Alberich clan dresses as a whole. It's based on fae and changeling myths which are quite popular in Khaenri'ah in this specific au. This is something that will be mentioned much later on, but the alberich were, in m au, an orphan clan in the beginning. Like all the people orphaned in war would be given the title alberich as a sign of respect and a "prize" for their parent's loyalty to the country. So it's kinda an adoptee thing, or at least that's why Kaeya dresses like that and shit, most of the Khaenri'ahns do that as a sign of wealth since the Alberich would later become the most important clan in Khaenri'ah and so people started copying the fashion movent.
religous trauma style (haven't thought of a name tbh): That's the style Rosaria and Venti wear. Kaeya also takes some inspirations from it but they're sooooooooooo vague because he's a bit uncomfortable with the style itself. It's mostly a mondstadt thing and it's basically a caricature of the curch of barbatos' interpretations of the religion. The people who wear are not atheists mind you, they are mostly people who are trying to go back to the old way of the religion. They, like, protest the fact that the curch has so many useless rules despite barbatos being the god of freedom and in the end criticize the politicized version of the curch that was created over the years. Also, very pro-queer and traumatized by the church as an institution.
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Edward, Lust and Scar for the ask game 👀
EDWARD ELRIC
fav thing: I love his relationship w al and how deeply the two of them care for each other but also sometimes clash, but I also love how much 03 ed just sees things he wants to see and ignores what he doesn't or what makes life harder. in a lot of ways ways he's incredibly courageous and tenacious so his willingness to just ignore uncomfortable truths is really interesting; the way he insists the slicer brothers are people because otherwise it means al isn't and his brother is dead vs how he insists sloth Isn't Human because otherwise it means they fucked up real bad trying to transmute trisha
least favourite thing: fmab ed LOL. if I'm sticking to 03... hmm... idk. him telling Claus in the majhal episode she looks better in girlmode idk
favourite line: 'there's no such thing as a war that has nothing to do with us' is such a key moment showcasing his character growth and exemplifying how war, the philosophers stone, alchemy, prosperity are all largely the same thing
brotp: ed and al!!!! and to a lesser extent ed and winry altho I think then being estranged on friendly terms is such a big part of 03 brotp is a little awkward label
otp: not ride or die but I think Russell x ed is funny as hell especially alongside ed X fletcher
notp: incest and age gap stuff aside I don't like edwin at all lol
random headcanon: ditching school for alchemy study at like age 10 makes him really smart in some ways and shockingly ignorant in others (but this largely doesn't matter in our world anyway since it's all new to him regardless)
unpopular opinion: 03 ed >>> bh ed ig? edwin is boring? don't think I have 03 specific ones (ie controversial among 03 fans)
fav picture: this is a tough one bc I have too many... think I have to go w this one
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LUST
fav thing: I don't know where to start!! her compelling sympathetic but also complicated and ambiguous relationship to who she is and being human, the way she gets fleshed out and humanised but not in a tidy redemption arc, the way she's striving for something she arguably already has if she just stopped buying into the lie of her own inhumanity
least fav thing: I wish we got more of her but also part of why she's soo good is that the narrative cuts off at exactly the right moment so. idk. more of her alternate self in COS maybe lol. (the cheap answer here is just 'mangahood lust' lmao)
fav line: I don't remember the exact line but when ed is like 'why would you want to be something as boring as human?' and she says 'why does your brother want his brother back? it's the same'
brotp: HER AND GLUTTONY!!! I love how even as aimplistic a character gluttony is they still make him shine w his genuine grief for her.
otp: scarlust!! tbh I think part of the appeal of their relationship is they don't know what they are or what they represent to each other or where to pick up and they don't have enough time anyway, so I hesitate to brand it an otp as such, but I also don't think it's anywhere near as juicy if there's zero romantic tension
notp: nothing really, I mean anything outside scarlust and maybe lust/sloth just seems like a crackship lol
random headcanon: she may not always show it but she deeply values her odd friendship w gluttony enough simply because he's the only person to show her our e, unconditional friendship since she became a homunculus (not really a headcanon lol more an interpretation of the text I feel but anyway)
unpopular opinion: I dunno lol I think even mangahood fans agree 03 lust is superior
fav picture: I like her chibi from the shamballa wrap party
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SCAR
fav thing: I love how if you just rely on lazy tropes its tempting to write off scar as scary religious fundamentalist only killing alchemists bc alchemy is a sin even tho he's a hypocrite, and then it's like, wait he's fighting back against a genocidal military dictatorship. you can mourn that he's had to go this far and question if his methods work, but he's definitely an anti hero in 03. and also we as an audience are allowed the room to think scar is actually right where ed is wrong or naive!!
least fav thing: again basically same as lust. I guess I wish we had a few more scar and lust interactions but even then it's the same thing of like, their relationship is so compelling bc there's so little time and so many pieces to pick up
favourite line: when he tells lust he wants to help the elrics because he regrets never telling his brother he loved him 🥺🥺
brotp: him and alphonse!!! it's so cute and wonderful to see this outwardly gruff and tormented but deeply bave man made an outcast by the state bonding with this sweet gentle metal boy
otp: scarlust for reasons as above
notp: nothing in particular but I truly cannot imagine anything that's not scarlust
random headcanon: he likes cats too
unpopular opinion: let me not say anything abt fmab... again idk lol for anything 03 specific (that isnt just '03 > fmab'). 03 fans simply perceive truth directly
fav picture: chibi wrap party is the only one I have I'm sorry king its 99% ed and al pics
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closedcoffins · 1 year
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most batshit fact about each baccano! muse i have
claire stanfield: aside from the fact that he has an actual god complex, once bent a solid steel door in half just to prove a point
maria barcelito: parental issues stemming from the fact that she DID NOT get to kill her grandfather like she wanted to
graham specter: once broke every single one of his own joints just to prove a point
jacuzzi splot: despite the fact that he will start crying if you look at him wrong he has straight up murdered people
nice holystone: has like 300 bombs THAT WE KNOW OF stashed in the genoard manor ( she does not own the manor she is squatting there FOR FREE ). also stores one special bomb in her empty eye socket.
huey laforet: injected his youngest daughter with the waterborne hivemind virus he created just to see what would happen
melvi dormentaire: gets his shit kicked in 3 separate times in 1935 and still walks around acting like he owns the place 
luchino b. campanella: hes the head of a violent worldwide organization in control of many business and inherited billions of secret dollars but he really just wants to be a stage magician and vomits at the sight of blood
luck gandor: once got his hand shot off and stabbed a man with the broken bone sticking out of the hand
sham: his existence is batshit
ronny schiatto: will just stop in the middle of the road to use his complex homunculus omniscience and somehow no one has noticed 
christopher shaldred: knife gun knife gun slaughters for fun
isaac dian: was locked up in solitary confinement in ALCATRAZ for like 4 days straight and didnt actually care even a little bit like he was perfectly chill afterwards he actually found it fun
ladd russo: owns a double decker bus (why)
maiza avaro: solution to encountering a cave-in was not “aw man let’s go another way” it was “hold on everybody i am going to obliteratw this car by driving it OVER THE ROCKS. lets be on our way”
jules upham: had a fermet encounter and lived (very rare)
chane laforet: every time shes overwhelmed with feelings she takes out a knife
gabe & juli barsotti: they each have a tricked up motorcycle which they have used to do complex assassinations on men in cars
pamela mccall: the most normal baccano character
lana sutton: faints at every scary thing (her career path of choice is ‘famous robber’)
sonja bake: actually thinks guns are god. like worships guns. like a lot.
rachel jones: sharpened a nail specifically for the purpose of cutting through ropes in case of a kidnapping (it happens a lot just part of the business idk)
molsa martillo: baccano 2002 just casually drops about thirty thousand dollars to send firo away on a honeymoon with ennis and czes
victor talbot: talks so much hes passed out from lack of air then woken up and continued to talk
kate gandor: married a mob boss because he appreciated her piano playing
laz smith: owns like 30 guns (gunmeister) and has not killed a single person even though hes definitely fired the guns. takes on an apprentice (ice pick thompson) who he buys the name ice pick thompson from because ice pick thompson (like a 13 year old boy) has killed more people than him. professional hitman btw.
roy maddock: i cant say anything mean about him hes been through enough
tick jefferson: let his brother tock believe he killed his pet rat for like 15 years for literally no reason
tock “tim” jefferson: he and his brother are named tick and tock and you would think this would make sense because their father is a clock salesman but actually the clock salesman is their stepfather so there is literally no reason for them to be named that
elmer c. albatross: you honestly had to be there.
dallas genoard: got put in a barrel at the bottom of the hudson river and as soon as he got out he began plotting a murder without knowing all of his murder victims are now immortal. he literally did not even hesitate to start planning those murders.
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ashton-slashton · 11 months
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I had a funny little Brad dream last night (I've only ever had one other and it was silly and I was pining like a dumbass) but anyway I was astounded at how in-character my brain made him.
He was like... commentating on some spectator sport as part of a promo for some new movie he was gonna be in (he was about like 65 in this dream?) But he would also provide some behind-the-scenes stuff about some of his older movies.
The other commentator sorta asked him, "So, for [some random dream movie that doesn't actually exist], there seemed to be a lot of behind-the-scenes shenanigans. Did you ever play along or goof off?"
And while he was replying, they played a bunch of BTS clips, and one was a really wide crane shot of him on a beach and one of his co-stars in the water fucking around with one of those oldschool toy lightsabers that he'd sorta taken apart and made into an awful homunculus lightsaber.
And Brad was saying, "Well, y'know, a lot of people don't know this about me, but I'm a little bit of a method actor, I do try to stay in character while we're filming. And I just didn't think that the whole goofing off to relieve tension was what my guy would do! So my co-star, Siegfried, would do something silly and I'd just stare and go, 'Uh-huh. That's nice, Siegfried.' And walk away."
And they played a clip of him doing that and sulking off like something outta Wise Blood.
Idk it was very goofy, and interesting what my brain makes when I don't fall asleep until NOON.
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[List 5 comfort characters and tag 5 ppl]
I was tagged by @madmaryholiday
Listing five comfort characters is the easy part, but I honestly don't know enough people on here to tag...but I suppose I'll tag who I can lol
My comfort characters are:
● Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls; He's simultaneously a terrible yet tragic person, especially with the axolotl's poem about him being a liar who misses his home (also I only like triangle Bill, none of that human form or object head stuff...just love/fuck the triangle, you cowards)
● Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood; A homunculus that is somehow more human than a lot of the human characters. Aaand ngl I read a lot of fix-it fics to cope with his death...
● Armitage Hux from Star Wars; idk I'm a basic bitch...I just hate how the movies handled him. Especially his death, which is so ambiguous bc it's not even really confirmed I think? Though, it does allow some wiggle room in regards to writing fics where he survives and goes into hiding.
● Rufus Shinra from Final Fantasy VII; His part of the ff7 novels really shed some light on his personality and the character growth he underwent between Diamond Weapon attacking Shinra HQ and when we see him alive in Advent Children. Seriously, he was really put through the ringer behind the scenes and it gives context to his seemingly sudden heel-face turn in AC. (Also damn what a visual glow-up in the remake~)
● Ienzo/Zexion & Demyx from Kingdom Hearts; These two are kind of a package deal for me, especially after reading a certain fic series that may have definitely inspired the very self-indulgent CanonXOCXCanon fic I'm currently writing (admittedly tho, Demyx being a comfort character goes all the way back to when I was like 15)
I find it interesting that all my comfort characters are guys...ngl tho, I do tend to lean more towards women/feminine-presenting people in real life and men/masculine-presenting characters in fiction, and I'm sure that says something about me lol
I'll tag @ruztyryan and @heartlessfujoshi
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