In this the year of Dungeon Meshi the anime, everyone is legally required to listen to this horny vore song from The Iron Man musical. The space bat angel dragon is an icon.
Long ago I used to grace
Vegetarian restaurants out in space
But here below I looked and saw
You were growing fat on the spoils of war
I want food fast
I want fast food
Pulsating organs
Delicately chewed
I want to be like you
Rapacious and crude
I want food fast, fast, hear me?
I want fast food
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I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.
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forgot to post about this when it happened but here’s what my cousin (who is cisgender & in her 40s) got me for christmas. like imagine my face opening this
i know she just clicked two things on my wishlist but it’s seriously the funniest gift combination i’ve ever received in my life.
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Boonboomger OC who is a parody of Jeramie but instead of being a fossil of a spider their helmet is a big ass stone wheel made by cavemen
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kabru has manifested as worms in my brain i needed to scribble this before a final
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My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?
im at work
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labru this chilshi that. all i want is a post-dungeon fanfic where kabru wakes up late at night and chilchuck is in his room and gives him a shovel talk about hiring scab labor (mickbell and kuro)
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Day 2 in new flat. I am going to attempt to use... The contraption
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people always make morgana a normal cat in persona 5 non-metaverse fanfics. stop doing this. morgana should not be a cat he should be joker's annoying younger brother who wears cat ears (but they are NOT cat ears, they are the ears of his epic OC Mona who is a PHANTOM THIEF and STEALS TREASURE) and who goes into Joker's room every night at 8pm to yell at him to read him a bedtime story before going to bed. It's also funnier this way because it means Ryuji has beef with an elementary schooler
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