#herondales are idiots

[roseofthomas]

cc can’t just write in that thomas helped james when he learned farsi and not give me a scene where two lovesick idiots sit down to learn the language their crush speaks, totally oblivious to each others feelings about literal siblings

#james not even questioning why thomas speaks farsi well enough to teach #thomas helping james learn the language of his pretend wife that he will divorce eventually and not questioning it #idiots (affectionate) #thomas lightwood #alastair carstairs #the last hours #chain of thorns #thomastair #herondaisy #jordelia #james herondale #cordelia carstairs

[i-sold-my-soul-to-house-wrath]

The first thing since

"I wish I'd never met you."

was

"You shouldn't be here."

No one but the tsc Fandom will be able to understand my pain

#kitty #kitai is ridikulus #carstairs crazed idiots #secrets of blackthorn hall #kit herondale #kit herondale x ty blackthorn #kit x ty #ty blackthorn #blackthorn family #tiberius blackthorn #dru blackthorn #drusilla blackthorn #jesse blackthorn #livvy blackthorn #julian blackthorn #secrets of the blackthorn hall #the secrets of blackthorn hall #jules blackthorn #mark blackthorn #two #tda #the wicked powers

[herondaleminds]

Will Herondale logic:

Vampire: I will bite you!

Will: no, I will bite YOU!

Jem: *sighs* William, please not again....

#will herondale #jem carstairs #happy heronstairs day #vampires #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #the infernal devices #herongraystairs #jem x will #will x jem #jem and will #will and jem #he is an icon #he is an idiot #but i love him #funny memes #tsc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #cassandra clare

[walkingaftermidnight07]

i love james but i also hate him but i love him but i hate him

#chain of thorns #chain of thorns spoilers #chot spoilers #cot spoilers #james herondale #cordelia carstairs #herondaisy #jordelia #these two idiots-- #ughhhh #i just. ugh. james continues to make it very hard to be a tlh fan #which i mean #he is a herondale so

[mehamang]

fires a gun no one should be able to use when he was aiming for funsies

calls it a "magic af gun" along with other really very fancy items

"T-" disappears. in fact he could tell u would say that and left in advance

"5 starts - would be haunted again"

he literally vibrates with so much magic downworlders (or at least fae + magnus) can instantly feel a shift

doesnt really care about the powers stuff yet just kinda uncomfortable with all the attention he's getting from it

#Kit Herondale is so iconic already #these are just a few points of my tired head #i love this chaotic idiot #kit herondale #sobh #secrets of the blackthorn hall #twp is gonna be SO messy

[boredfangirl16]

I always talk about how dumb the Merry Thieves are for not realizing that Thomas has liked Alastair for years, but then I remember two of my friends started dating and I didn’t realize it until weeks after when my other friend told me. 

#thomas lightwood #alastair carstairs #thomas x alastair #thomastair #Matthew Fairchild #christopher lightwood #james herondale #the merry thieves #the merry thieves are idiots #but so am i #tlh #the last hours

[thestarkster1465]

Okay apparently a snippet dropped on Monday too and no one noticed because of the chaos of SoBH????

#what is going onnnn #is this the real life or is this just fantasy #caught in a landslide- no wait wrong post #ahem. anyways #james herondale #matthew fairchild #thomas lightwood #jordelia #chain of thorns #chain of thorns snippets #belial #the last hours #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #tlh #chot #chot snippets #the merry thieves #oh my god what idiots #they make me look smart #this is the real reason i read tsc guys

[heronchild-haven]

“Excellent lying, James,” said Matthew, raising a glass of port. “Really top-notch.”

James mimed raising a glass in return.

#my favourite chaotic idiots #daily heronchild quotes #coi chapter 26 #heronchild #james herondale #matthew fairchild #james x matthew #parabatai #matthew x james #chain of iron

[bluemeetgrey]

So Ty-Ty angel, you know that werewolf sensor you guys build right? I know someone in Devon who’s in desperate need of it. 

You could ship it? No No No Baby, International shipping fees are too high.

You could ship it with portal magic? That won’t work either sweetie. Because you need to teach them how to use it.

You could attach a user manual? What if it exploded. I think it’s best if you travel there personally, just in case if something went wrong. It’s only four hours away from Blackthorn Hall.

Where in Devon? You would know when you get there.

#ty blackthorn #kit herondale #kit and ty #kit x ty #sobh #zoe’s random shit #Somethings gotta give #those two idiots deserves each other

[portuguesedisaster]

It's like 2 am, and for some reason i'm down with Will Herondale feelings. I did not read any shadowhunter book since september. I did not interact with shadowhunter media. I am not fine. :(

#will herondale #shadowhunters #look...i am not fine. i have feelings over this idiot. #we all agree that if not victorian London will/tessa/jem exist right? #herongraystairs #also still out of the loop with the last hours. i did not read anything about that yet lol

[leo83br]

Jace: You have something on your neck, it looks like a bite mark…

Alec: oh—I fell

Jace: on your neck?

———————

Alec: what kind of walk takes SIX HOURS!?

Jace: a long one…?

#these two idiots #jace’s answers are just so freaking funny #parabatai #jace herondale #alec lightwood #alicantenet #tmi

[luminescenc1e]

“ You seem to be under the IMPRESSION that you are irresistible. Sorry to burst whatever bubble of delusion you’re under. But if the compliment was directed at anyone, you have to admit it could ONLY have been… “ Jace points at his chest and then shrugs. ” Nothing else just makes any sense. “ 

#open starter #WORLD : mortal instruments #v: undecided #jace herondale rp #shadowhunters rp #mortal instruments rp #I miss this idiot so have a starter!

[belovedwaters]

❝ did you remember to get carrots to leave out for the reindeer? ❞ (For Jace from Yelena)

Jace had been determined to hate this place and the people around him. Particularly someone with her personality, but he found himself struggling at keeping back his cat like smile. Golden eyes dancing slightly. Ruined arms crossed over his chest. Reindeer. Clary would know a thing or two about that. The institute had no need for decorations or anything besides demon hunting and training. "Maybe you should have followed me to the store. I did buy you another fork. Since I expect an invite."

#musings:jace herondale #aesthetic: golden boy #// he wants to tell her that she's an idiot but she wormed her way into his heart

[herondaleminds]

Will: hold the fuck up

Jem: excuse me?

Will: *throws himself into Jem's arms* I'm fucked up, hold me!

#herongraystairs #heronstairs #jem carstairs #will herondale #the shadowhunter chronicles #the infernal devices #tsc #tsc incorrect quotes #jem x will #will x jem #will and jem are in love #will and jem #jem and will #parabatai #parabatais in love #idiots in love #cassandra clare #will is gay #will is so fucked up

[1indigoisles]

Ty when he finds out why Kit left: Why would he think that I didn't care about him?

Clary Fairchild, Cordelia Carstairs, Tessa Gray and every single person to have ever been in a relationship with a Herondale: Because, sweet, unknowing child, as you will soon come to know in the faithful year of 2015, Herondales, especially the men, are all maddeningly, perpetually, unstoppably obtuse.

Clary: That means they're the biggest idiots of all time.

Tessa: I pity you.

Cordelia: Good luck, you're going to need it.

Ty: ...

Ty: *resigned* I think I know.

#The Wicked Powers #TWP #shadowhunters #Why are Herondales the way they are? #Herondales #Kit Herondale #Tiberius Blackthorn #Tessa Gray #Clary Fairchild #Cordelia Carstairs #Incorrect Quotes

[alastairstom]

I don't have sweet headcanons, BUT I have something funny. Every time I reread TID, I'm reminded of how much I love Will, and how he was an absolute idiot, in clockwork princess, when he was on a mission to save Tessa. I don't know if CC wanted him to be the dashing knight on a horse, galloping from England To North Wales, but my man could have taken the trains and shortened his trip from three days to a maximum of a day and a half. He didn't even think of the logistics of his plan. Let's say the battle did not happen, and he managed to save Tessa before Mortmain got her. Where was he supposed to put her? On Balios with him? FOR THREE DAYS? Let's say he thought of the trains once he saved Tessa, where was he supposed to put Balios? It doesn't make sense.

Anyway, I think I'm going through a Will Herondale withdrawal, I need more stories about him post clockwork princess.

PS: This is how the railway network in 1878 Britain was developed.

He just had to be Dramatic and Extra in his quest to rescue his one true love. And you know what? I support it.

Would "I got on the British Railway and bumped along in the train car for a day and a half" be as good a story to tell their children as "I ran across national borders on a horse, my hair flowing freely in the wind, to rescue my lady love?" No, it wouldn't. With that in mind, I think Will was planning ahead. Thinkin' long-term, if you feel me. Maybe he even thought that once he found Tessa, she could cling to his back and ride bareback on the horse with him, her skirts flowing behind them like a romantic flag. Good for him. What an imagination!

But yes, logistically speaking, his plan sucked.

#thank you for this lol #will herondale #tessa gray #wessa