Apollo, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Artemis, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Hermes: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Artemis: playing systemic oppression
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just imagine a boy flirting with a girl in ancient greece and he tells her "you're prettier than aphrodite" and instead of blushing and saying "thank you" she goes BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WHY THE F*CK DID YOU SAY THAT DO YOU WANT ME F*CKING DEAD OR WHAT
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i love the comparison between what QSMP did to Philza and what Double Life & ESMP 2 has done to Joel
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Philza: I am a STRAIGHT MAN in a PLATONIC relationship with Missa. PLATONIC husbands. *hides aggressively gay rp away* I kissed him.. BECAUSE of the CHALLENGE. TOTALLY didn't mean anything. Nope, my character is NOT simping.
Kristin: This is my husband Philza, and that's Philza's husband Missa, and that's Phil's boyfriend Fit, and that's his other boyfriend Etoiles
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Joel: Hey BABE *blows kiss at Jimmy* Oh hi Sausage, i'm here to drop off OUR CHILD *pats Hermes on the head* EEFOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU SOOOO OBSESSED WITH MEEE??? *neck kisses intensify*
Lizzie: ... babe, calm down please
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Congratulations to Greece for legalizing same-sex marriage!
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Percy and the demigods from camp half-blood: *win the titan war*
Luke: how does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower somehow defeat a titan superpower?
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been reminiscing about the past year recently and it got me feeling very grateful <3
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