#hella boyfriend

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

he’s my trophy husband

#hella boyfriend

[eggcats]

I wish I could write fics, because I DESPERATELY want a fic where like both Bowser and King Boo decide to break in to kidnap Luigi one night, but they accidentally do it the same night.

So Luigi just wakes up to them fighting in his room and he just assumes he's still asleep so he doesn't really react much, because this is the weirdest dream he's ever had.

And then both of them are yelling at Luigi to ask which one he PREFERS kidnapping him, like a competition, and keep being like "WELL MY CASTLE HAS LAVA SO HE CAN BE WARM IN THE CAGE!!!" "HE WILL DECORATE MY MANSION IN THE PAINTING ON THE MANTELPIECE!!!" Etc etc.

And Luigi, assuming he is asleep because this is too weird to be reality, just goes "I don't even WANT-a to know what my subconscious is-a trying to tell me." And lays down to go back to sleep, confounding both Bowser and King Boo.

It would also be hilarious if they both decide to just stay the night, because neither of them want to be the first to leave and let the other one win. And so when Luigi wakes up and they're still there he's like "THAT WASN'T A DREAM???!"

Cue both Bowser and King Boo trying to out-rizz each other to Luigi, like "Do you regularly dream about me?" "CLEARLY HE MEANS ME!"

#Luigi #boouigi #is there a combination of all 3 bc i think it'd be hilarious for Luigi to just be a normal human #and have 2 giant monster king boyfriends #cue mario having an aneurysm #'mario i-a thought you were an ally!' #'MY-A ISSUE IS NOT THEM BEING MEN LUIGI!!' #mario is supportive he's just hella confused he's like bro there are SO MANY other options and you chose the worst 2 #bowuigi #the super mario bros movie #tsmbm #smb #my post #mine #fic #bowser #king boo

[lemoneste]

Taking a needed break.

#clone wars #clone wars art #Star Wars #anakin skywalker #captain rex #clone rex #clone trooper rex #clone trooper #rexwalker #?? #I guess? #imo they’re just being bros here bc like bro’s can nap on eachother #but my dad says it’s gay #and that they’re boyfriends #so #gotta respect my dads wishes and tag it as rexwalker #no hate to rexwalker btw I respect the ship hella I promise

[justgleekout]

here to feed the kink 😌

#my art #klaine #kurt hummel #blaine anderson #fanart #glee #glee fanart #klaine fanart #yooooo #I am hella proud of this one??? #even though Blaine’s face is a liiitle wonky lmaooo #but I like to challenge myself with more difficult angles #god they are so in loveeee #vampire!kurt #nibbling on his sweet tasting boyfriend #human!blaine #and Blaine is just LOVING It #Christ #I know im fangirling over my own art #But its VAMPIRE!KURT #HOW CAN I NOT #PLEASE #LOOK AT THEM #and to think I almost wanted to make kurt’s ears less pointy smhhhh #Would’ve been a hate crime #Truly #Honestly I think this might be my favourite artwork i’ve ever made #I’ve peaked

[streamsofstardust]

ok but do we think danny would be down to attempt drag queen makeup on himself? i wanna go 1v1 with him to recreate trixie mattel's makeup

#i think it would be hella fun #and hilarious #danny wagner is my boyfriend!! and i love him!!! #gvf #greta van fleet #gretavanfleet #danny gvf #danny wagner #danny wagner gvf

[the-pigeolympics]

shadow of death

#hatoful boyfriend #nageki fujishiro #my art #last night i stayed up until 3am for some reason and i was trying to sleep but i thought about this concept and shot out of bed to sketch it #and here it is now i guess! #the lighting is hella wonky but i like the concept still so ill post it

[kiaroscuro]

I wish we'd have seen more of these people :/ I need more info about what Belladonna and Nameless's characterizations are bc their designs are too good to not like! I headcanon that they're wayward humans who made deals with the Velvet Room and became attendants until their services aren't needed anymore. The Demon Painter, too, but his deal and service have been fulfilled after P2, thus his time in the Velvet Room was over.

And I really hope that Atlus is going to either port P1 & P2 like they joked on April 1st or that they'll just straight up remake the first three games (or at least the duology, please, I want to witness Maya for myself)

#myart #persona 5 #Persona #velvet room #persona 2 #listen #maya and ulala are roommates if u know what i mean #they did the 'if we're not married to boyfriends by thirty we'll marry eachother for tax benefits #on one hand I imagine every persona protag after P1 to be hella gay which is statistically illogical and makes for very bad worldbuilding #but on the other hand... this is my fanfic universe and I can headcanon them however I want #I even tried with Minato for a hot second bc he's also cute with aigis.. but then Ryoji stole the fucking show in the movies and I

[xxrinnyxrunnyxx]

I'm Hella tired and hunger is setting in my stomach man

So hears sum shit I'm doing

Also what the fuck should I eat

#boyfriend to death #btd #btd 2 #sano #sano btd #im hella hungry

[moregraceful]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KASPER I LOVE YOU YOURE SUCH A BRIGHT SPOT HERE I HOPE TODAY WAS GOOD

Thank you my friend I love you!!!!

Today we are MAXING OUT THE SMALL JOYS as Beryl put it and so far there have been SO MANY SMALL JOYS to maximize so far today!! for example i just bought an enormous boba and while waiting for boba discovered i got SEVEN comments on fic today!! (mostly from @localapparent....thank you no longer east bay anon for this gift while i recovered from dodging mack trucks on 880). what a good day I am having, gosh. maybe I'm just old as fuck but despite no big party and most of my family forgetting to wish me happy birthday despite being deeply concerned all morning about my birthday cake, I'm just having a good old time here on planet earth today.

#and i took the last two hours off work bc very fuck writing emails on my birthday #and i daydreamed of skate park dirtbag transfem jamie drysdale and her loser they/them boyfriend trevor zegras while stuck in traffic #decided they play on the same beer league team. their teammates get hella protective of jamie but in the most beer league way possible #jamie and trevor are of course the stars of their team but they're also such huge losers that their teammates don't get mad #like oh there goes trevor scoring a goal that would be highlight reel in the nhl...can't take them seriously bc the team watched them #try to propose to jamie in an in'n'out parking lot with a milkshake instead of a ring after a game. stone cold sober #(jamie said no)(jamie has anxiety and severe dysphoria)(jamie also cannot be asked to make huge life decisions in a parking lot) #(trevor will ask again of course)(many times)(jamie eventually caves on valentines day on the beach two years later)(both drunk) #cage replies #paintingtheice #ZERO

[bam-stroker]

New Rest Stop In The Stars chapter

✨Flying Saucer✨

#chapter update #rest stop in the stars #sun x moon #celestial boyfriends #celestial girlfriends #my writing #GONNA GET HELLA INDULGENT IN HERE FOLKS

[one-time-i-jumped-off-a-cliff]

not my little brother having girl in red on his breakup playlist

#I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM #his situationship ended bc he asked her if he could be his boyfriend which is HELLA SWEET #but the whole thing with them is that she’s either hella busy or not ready so she said no :( #and he’s been fucking MOPING for a MONTH #for real i can’t deal with it much longer he’s been such a bitch #don’t mind me

[hella1975]

if i had a nickel for every time ive been stuck overhearing a friend try to cover sex with some sort of natural noises playlist id have two nickels which isn’t a lot but IT’S REALLY WEIRD THAT IT HAPPENED TWICE

#the first was a campout and we all started playing whale noises as a joke #just for me and my mate to both AT THE SAME TIME overhear our other mate in the tent’s other compartment #aka separated by that THIN AS FUCK MATERIAL #sucking off her boyfriend. traumatising let me tell you #AND NOW MY FLATMATE HAS A GIRL OVER AND THE WALLS ARE SO THIN AND THEYRE PLAYING RAIN NOISES TO TRY DROWN IT OUT #SPOILER IT IS NOT WORKING #I AM GOING TO END IT ALL #hella goes to uni

[kakyogay]

Gh I wanna be home I wanna I I need to finish the drawing I must I gotta do it I gotta get out ghhghhfgh

#continued a drawing before school and couldn't finish it in time hella mad #not really mad just kind normal #I wannda qrite situations I wanna put rhat tall lanky fucker in situations #I wna t theit tiny boyfriend to comfort them and and I wanna write the gays for the gays

[meerkeri]

Ik I should be asleep but I can’t help but thinking about how when the builder passes out at like 3am and when they wake up they just see Logan standing over them like this

#like I’m not mad just disappointed #must suck when ur boyfriend is hella protective of u and you have self destructive tendencies #my time at sandrock #Logan x Builder #specifically Builder Ina

[lildudie18]

🐞 It's finally time to post this 🐞

🐞 since u all saw it before on my profile here's smth extra 🙏🐞

🐞 translation "OH YES SPOIL ME!!" as in omg do it babes show me that power rawrrr 🐞

#BLEACH #grimmichi #grimmjow x ichigo #bleach #ichigo #ichigo kurosaki #kurosaki #kurosaki ichigo #grimmjow #grimmjow jaegerjaquez #shitpost #bubs favorites #i have a problem #girlbossed way too close to the sun #if it isn't the ambitious mc with a missing parent and his homoerotic relationship with his rival #god they're like bkdk #BUT BETTER #ichigos hella gay my dudes why is ichihime vs ichikia a thing #ichigo and his arrancar boyfriend #I have too much time on my hands #somebody take it away

[thing-with-wings]

I like need to know in The Course of True Love (and first dates) if jace genuinely just wanted to train and didn’t know Alec had plans or if he 100% knew Alec was gonna sneak out and was just trying to get him to admit to doing A Delinquent Behavior for Secret Boyfriend

#bc we all know jace WOULD do that #and dude saw through Alec’s secret boyfriend hella fast #tmi #jace herondale #alec lightwood #magnus bane #Malec