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scholastic-dragon · 11 months

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I'm almost a month late to this but it doesn't matter cause I'm here now!! The All 4- 1 challenge - April Edition, and no not O'Neil I mean the month!

This is basically the scene from How I met your mother but with the turtles, but it's hilarious so I'm writing it anyway.

Leo x Fem!reader

Sharing isn't always Caring

You weren't sure what you walked in on.

On any given day it was a toss up: either the boys would be happily getting along, or at each other's throats.

Today, when you walked into the lair, arms full with bags of sandwiches for lunch, you heard very harsh voices.

"Hey! Lunch is here!" You called, kicking off your shoes and putting on your slippers.

Mikey and Donnie slinked out of Raphs room, awkward looks on their faces.

"Sssshhh!" Mikey whisper yelled at you. Both of them silently moving toward you.

"What happened? Did another fight break out?" You whisper, handing the bag to Mikey, looking up at Donnie.

"Not exactly, Raph stayed home last night from patrol cause he wasn't feeling well, but apparently-"

"Apparently, his girlfriend stayed the night! In his room!" Mikey cut in, digging through the bag for his sandwich. Donnie smacked him upside the head.

You gasped softly. If there was one rule Master Splinter had set over the last year, UT was there were absolutely no sleepovers in the same room with girlfriends. (He deemed he was too young to be a grandfather.)

You had spent the night several times but you or leo were forced to sleep in the living room.

"So, Leo flipped out?" You filled in, chewing on your lip.

Donnie and Mikey both made faces. Donnie sucking in his lips and Mikey mimicking a boom explosion.

"Leo and dad flipped out. Leo's in there right now ripping him a new asshole, in fact, its probably good you're here, maybe get him to stop yelling," Donnie sighed, putting his hands in his pockets.

"Yeah, I'll go get him," weaving past them, you approach Raphs door. You could clearly hear Leo's angry-lecturing voice through the thick door.

Pushing the door open, you see Raph sitting on the end of this bed, looking at the floor with Leo pacing in front of him.

"It's just reckless! Not to mention, you bailed on the team! You can't do that, Raph!" Leo yelled.

"Hey," You say, knocking on the doorframe. "Lunch is here," your voice is soft, diffusing the argument and easing the tension.

Leo sighed. "Right, let's take a breather, have some food, then we'll talk later," He walked out of the room, sighing heavily once he crossed the threshold.

Raph looked up at you, nodding and smiling. A silent "Thank you" that you were used to.

Smiling and nodding, you turn around and head to the kitchen. The other three are sat at the dining table, devouring their sandwiches.

Leo smiled as you sat down, sliding a palte toward you.

Raph emerged a few minutes later, sitting down next to Mikey and eating.

Because you interrupted their argument, the air was a bit tense, but after asking Mikey what he thought of his newest video game, the tension lifted.

Donnie and Mikey spoke too fast to comprehend anything, but you laughed and nodded along anyway. Leo joined the conversation, having seen Mikey playing a few times in the living room.

Then Raph added his two cents, and suddenly all four brothers were laughing and bantering with each other like nothing had happened.

Once all the food was gone, Donnie and Mikey sprinted to the living room to play their new game, while Raph had dish duty.

You stopped just outside the doorway, wanting to give them space but also monitor just in case.

Leo walked up to the sink, handing Raph the dish. "I'm sorry I yelled, I didn't sleep well last night and just felt on edge."

Raph seemed shocked by the quick apology, but shook his head, taking the dish. "Yeah, I shouldn't have lied, but we hadn't seen each other for over a week and she had a real shit day,"

"It was either be a good brother or a good boyfriend," Leo filled in with a smile, crossing his arms and leaning up against the counter.

Raph gave a dry chuckle. "You got that right,"

"Yeah, I'm familiar with that,"

"Oh yeah, sure ya are," Raph sassed, putting soap on the dishcloth and scrubing away at some pots. "Mr. Honor Boy himself struggling to be a good boyfriend,"

"It's true! We had a fight just this past week!"

"Oh yeah? What about?"

Leo fought hard to stop from laughing, as did you. "I have a drawer at her apartment and she didn't like that I kept some ninja stars and throwing knives in there,"

Raph chuckled, rising off a pan and putting it on the drying rack. "How'd that end?"

"Well, we started to laugh because she realized that I kept weapons at her apartment but not my toothbrush,"

They both chuckled, then Raph squared his shoulders, looking over at his brother. "Yeah, you do,"

"Hmm?" Leo mumbled.

"You keep your toothbrush there," raph insisted.

"No, I don't, I keep it in the hall bath,"

Raph put the cloth down, turning to face his brother. "No, I keep my toothbrush in the hall bath,"

"Oh no," You mumble, putting your hand over your mouth to stop from laughing.

Mikey and Donnie approached the doorway, wanting to get some sodas for the game, stopping just behind you.

"What's going on?" Mikey asked, smiling at your redding face.

"Just listen," You choked out.

"Raph, what are you talking about?" Leo's eyes narrowed.

"You don't keep your toothbrush in the hall bath, Leo, I do,"

Leo's face fell. "What color is it?"

"Gray and green," they both went pale, shaking their heads.

"Oh my god," Mikey bit his fist to keep from laughing.

"Have we-" Leo looked ready to gag. "Have we been sharing a toothbrush?!"

Mikey and Donnie lost it, laughing uproariously, Donnie bent in half with tears in his eyes.

"Oh this is great!" Mikey yelled, clapping his hands. "I don't think this can get better,"

"Wait," You gasp, Leo and Raph glance at you. "I sometimes use that toothbrush,"

"Oh, God, so goes my girl!"

Mikey made a disgusted noise. "Ew! That means you guys have indirectly made out with each others girls!"

"I can't...can't deal with this today," Leo put his hands up, walking swiftly out of the room, slamming his bedroom door behind him.

From then on, Leo kept a blue toothbrush with a large "L" drawn on the side in your apartment.

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#hehehehehhehehehehe #i like making leo suffer >:)#tmnt #tmnt bayverse #tmnt raph #tmnt mikey #tmnt donnie #tmnt leo #tmnt leonardo #tmnt leo x reader #tmnt leonardo x reader #tmnt aged up #ALL 4 -1 challenge #tmnt all 4 1 challenge fic #tmnt all 4 1 challenge #it is my works #not my challenge

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flyingspicerack · 8 months

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All of my stuff from the other nights aggieeeee feat ghost, and sable

#spice.ososan #my art #others ocs #others art #mao #maoichi #cause of the fart one #hehehehehhehehehehe #and oso for peko!!

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fxliciq-a · 7 months

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Mikey has gained spots.

#tmnt #tmnt mikey #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt iteration #my art #turtle #ninja turtles #hehehehehhehehehehe

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nsftventurelovebot · 9 days

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Thinking about... adding on to the last fic I wrote... and Venture getting to finish this time... 🤩

#hehehehehhehehehehe #rambles

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dazzlerazz · 5 months

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Thanks Hikari for being my damage dealer for the Claude fight and not even going below 3,000 healthy while the others went down multiple times and had trouble tanking damage

#razz plays ot2 #GET FUCKED CLAUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THE TASTE OF VICTORY AFTER SO MANY WEEKS FEELS GOOD #DEFEAT TASTES BITTER DON'T IT CLAUDE #HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE #I feel better now

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frogbitsalad · 2 years

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Major Inconvenience? more like Major Sus

Iterator oc by @drawwithmis !

#rain world #Major Assessment #rw_oc_mi #iterator oc #cat's art #he's trying to project other symbols to his head and came up with this...#hehehehehhehehehehe #cat's art!#he is drawing energy from an unknown source #this is fine

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your-subby-creature · 11 months

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how ya feeling about the no touch, creature? :33

(ready for me to tease you? hehehe)

Very excited, actually!! It's still a little intimidating, but I'm very hyped to actually get to do a real chastity challenge. What's even better is I know you're on no touch too, Mel!! I can tease you right back, isn't that right? In fact, aren't you *already* not allowed to touch? Is your little punishment making you needy yet, because if it's not maybe I should be teasing you a little harder >:^)

-your Creature

#Creature responds #soft-caramel #Creature denial #hehehehehhehehehehe #dungeon buddy mel

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gldenhrs · 1 year

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𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐀 “ 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄 “ 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈 .

36 . ex supermodel / socialite / philamprothist . she / her .

full name: carla sofia rossi . nicknames: everyone calls her cookie(: birthdate / zodiac sign : september 1st ( libra ) sexual orientation: bisexual place of birth: milan , italy . nationality: she’s got dual , aka italian & american . pets : four year old chihuahua named bar languages spoken: italian , english , conversational french residences: milan , italy ( main residence ) , monte carlo , monaco ( second main residence ) , nice , france ( vacation home ) , manhattan , new york city ( penthouse ) + traits : charming , outgoing , demanding , manicured , extravagant , extrovert , vibrant & passionate . - traits: loud , privileged , selfish , narcissistic , judgemental , picky , impatient & dramatic . muse inspo : birdie jay ( glass onion ) , sharpay evans ( high school musical ) , blanche devereaux ( the golden girls ) , marie antoinette ( marie antoinette ) , gabrielle solis ( desperate housewives ) , wanda gershwitz ( a fish called wanda ) , frances stevens ( to catch a thief ) , scarlett o’hara ( gone with the wind ) , stassi schroder ( vanderpump rules )

occupation: ex supermodel / socialite / philamprothist career claim: cindy crawford modeling headlines: magazine covers ( numerous throughout the years including vogue , vanity fair , marie claire , allure .... ) , playboy ( numerous covers throughout the years ) , revlon ( spokesmodel ) , runways ( world’s top fashion labels throughout the years including chanel , valentino , dior ... ) , music videos ( numerous the years ) , vogue ( numerous covers throughout the years ) , .... philanthropy: 1million to lousiana flood victims , 2million to cancer research , 3million to world health organizations & feeding africa , ....

.* ◞ ╰ quick history .

born and raised in a middle class / almost lower class family in italy alongside her older sister sienna ( the bishop’s late mother who sadly passed away ) .

ever since she was little , she knew she wanted to be rich no matter the cost , & thankfully due to her insanely good looks , it wasn’t hard for both her or her sister to involve themselves in modeling . school ? got barely any reaction which explained why she dropped out of high school to pursue modeling as a full time job .

her big break came when she was chosen as the cover model for the august 2001 issue of vogue , the leading fashion magazine , whose decision not to airbrush out the beauty mark above her upper lip —which many industry professionals deemed a flaw — set a new industry standard & ensured her eventual trademark .

when gianni versace , hired her alongside other fashion models to simultaneously walk the runway to the video at his couture show ( 2004 ) , the monumental event is believed by many industry professionals to have marked the official debut of the term “supermodel” — a top fashion model who appears simultaneously on the covers of the world’s leading fashion magazines and is globally recognized by first name only , marking cookie as a household name(:

the retired in 2019 , after marrying a rich businessman & became a full time socialite / trophy wife .

.* ◞ ╰ personality & dating life .

cooke’s a scandalous , highly promiscuous , sexually-liberated , overly confident woman who hunts down men of interest ... in striving hopes to search for her next true love kewdnfjenrjdgv .

her go-to color palette for her fashionable sense of style and attire is RED - a lot of red , which speaks volumes hehehe .

she oozes confidence on a daily basis ( famous line includes : “ isn’t it amazing how i can feel so bad yet look so good . “ )

she’s also blatantly flirtatious with almost everyone she comes into contact with & is very straightforward about what she wants ( famous line includes : “ i’m cookie , and i know it’s not pertinent at the moment , but i’m double jointed , “ )

knows the value of a good orgasm ( famous line includes : “ stop faking orgasm , ladies !! “ )

she’s also unashamed of her robust sex life & realizes her sex drive is high — and doesn't apologize for it ( famous line includes : “ i take very good care of myself . i treat my body like a temple , “ )

gives the best advice , especially to her niece alana ( famous lines include : “ better late than pregnant “ & “ when i say jump you say on who “ )

she’s overall very unashamed of talking about her experiences ( famous line include : “ like i’m the only person who mixed a margarita in a sailor’s mouth “ )

comebacks ? oh , yeah , she’s got them down too ( famous lines include : “ eat dirt and die , trash “ & “ quiet , you trash “ )

now onto the juciest story of them all .... cookie’s been married 4 TIMES , yes u heard that correctly & is currently engaged w a husband num. 5 lmaooo .

her first husband , is the one she loved the most & probably still does *cue sad violin* tbh he was the love of her life , but she left him to pursue her modeling career & become more rich .... so . ( this is gonna be a wc so !! (: )

her second husband was george clooney , a much older gentleman but he gave her enough connections in the industry for her to THRIVE so in the end she used him p good , never actually loved him but he was good in bed so she was satisfied .

her third husband is missing & presumed dead for 5 and a half years now lmaooo . there’s conspiracy theories going around that she killed him for the money considering he was a rich business man in nyc who’s whole inheritance went solely to cookie & not his four kids from first marriage skdnjdn .

and her last husband , god bless his wonderful soul , was howard james II , an american billionaire businessman & government official who sadly passed away just two months into their marriage , at the age of 90 .

now she’s engaged again , to an american actor ( another wc !! ) who she does kinda like / love tbh she’s trying to make it work bc she’s lonely but u know cookie , it probably won’t last lmao .

overall , her number one worst fear is dying alone & being alone , which explains why she was married so much & all her countless affairs throughout her life .

also A NOTE TO REMEMBER , she’s currently living rent free w elijah & alana bishop in their fam mansion , she basically showed up unannounced one day ( elijah is so annoyed w her presence but the kids love her so he cannot do shit lmao ) & alana’s over the moon to have her fabulous aunt in town . cookie will do ANYTHING for her niece & nephew , she loves em like they’re her own (:

* ◞ ╰ connections .

best friend , she needs A BESTIE pls n thank u . someone fabulous she can roam the city with and make all them young boys her toys lmaooo

models she used to work with , maybe one of them is her protege now god help us all .

frenemies , close friends , friends from europe / nyc , party friends , hookups , fwbs , her young boys that she uses for sexy time only ( think mrs. robinson lmao ) , exes she hurt , etc ....

#hillzhqsintro #hehehehehhehehehehe #SHE HAS ARRIVED YALL

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hanawsstuff · 10 months

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My dumbass didn’t know that we have to wait a couple of days or even weeks to get an invitation from ao3.

#pew pew #dawg I was about to #copy paste a fic #that is absolutely bad written #in my notes #hehehehehhehehehehe

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dxwdr0p · 1 year

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u giggl in the tags a lot :D /pos (srry just smth I notice and go hehehe mutual is enjoying my reblogs :DDDD)

i likie

#hehehehehhehehehehe