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It think Logan would really do well if they gave him an American friend like there is NO enrichment in his enclosure and he is suffering-

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Okay, look, all the Miami GP edits on TikTok and Twitter are good and all, but how tf are you NOT going to feature the man from that same state in your edits? Like, Logan is from a city 40-50ish minutes north and you're not going to put him in your edits? Wild man, wild..

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How do I ask the Williams Social Media team to make Alex and Logan do the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

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man why do people get so weird when it comes to f1 drivers drinking??

they’re all grown men, they’re allowed to drink if they please. they’re all of age so there are literally no issues

the twitter and tiktok fangirls (tiktok especially) are going fucking insane right now because lando celebrated kings day and had a drink. he’s way more disciplined day to day (diet, exercise, etc) than any 24 year old I know, so i’m not surprised that he wants to just let loose a little

he said years ago that he doesn’t drink much, and people have somehow twisted that into this idea that he’s stone cold sober always and so it’s apparently an absolute scandal that he’s drinking with friends on his day off ??

I think the responses to a 24 year old man getting drunk are very telling of who is behind some of these fan accounts (aka children lol) because most adults understand that alcohol is simply a part of life, whether you choose to engage with it or not

anywho! there’s my two cents!

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thematically relevant mutual masturbation

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dreams of writing movies

born to write sitcoms

#i cannot write SO MUCH #SO MANY WORDS #AAAGH #they speak

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art donaldson deserves to get fucked

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art would gladly pillow princess for both tashi and patrick but neither of them would ever let him just lay back and relax. they’re always goading him on and pushing him around. born to be a lapdog forced to run the track. he’s the most exhausted sub in the world

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I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

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Patrick might be in love with Art and Art is definitely in love with Tashi but none of you should forget that Tashi is in love with tennis so jot that down!

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my first thought after watching Challengers - ‘oh boy, tumblr’s about to lose its mind’

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not to (maybe?) be chronically online in predominantly queer spaces but the response to challengers this weekend has actually really suprised me. in the way that, i've been suprised by the amount of people who seem not to realize that this was like a true throuple in the way that all three points were very much Touching. like it was very very poly

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Dear McLaren,

Please bubble wrap your driver before letting him roam free.

He is a menace to society and himself

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I’m not built for this nonchalant bs. I was made for soul crushing, borderline obsessive, endless devotion.

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Logan when are you dropping your custom Miami helmet? Don’t leave us hanging babe

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need a 100k slowburn fwb into lovers, painfully angsty & smutty art x patrick fic real bad rn.

w tashi as a SIDE character.