#he’s so intrusive

[capricioussun]

"what is their favorite meal like?? you can answer anyone but I'm in particular asking about papyrus and ht papyrus"

So tbth I tend to be pretty bad at favorite food hc bc I pretty much love all food and struggle to really determine what kind of food prefs characters would have, so I'll usually just completely make stuff up, which is nyot how I usually do things!! Of course w/ some of the UT characters thankfully we do have SOME input of their canon preferences...

However. As is the way w/ most things Papyrus I have thought abt the implications of the QnA waaay too much. As we know Flowey states Papyrus' favorite food to be dinosaur egg oatmeal, whereas nobody else knew and Papyrus himself stated not remembering. We also know, despite fandom portrayal, Papyrus has never actually eaten his own spaghetti, so we don't really know his thoughts on it.

The trick with Papyrus is that he lies all the time. He lies all the time! So does Flowey actually know his favorite? Or does he just think he does? Maybe he just made it up to sound knowledgeable. Flowey also lies (but possibly less so, or at least less smoothly than Papyrus, since usually Flowey will eventually state if he'd lied).

As a big fan of oatmeal myself, I do like to believe this is true, though, and it's fun to imagine that, while his favorite remains the dinosaur egg kind, that he gets very excited about the variety of other flavors once surfacing.

^ longest winded way possible to say that I like to hc Papyrus' fave food is oatmeal, BUT. I also like to imagine he likes fruity flavors, too! Like blueberry pecan or strawberries and crème <3

As for ht Papyrus, my interp Dove, I generally imagine having lived through a famine, amongst other things lol, it really changes the way you perceive food. While I definitely can't relate on that front, I do have experience having an incredibly limited diet bc of health reasons for several years. And now, I've always been a little bit of a """foodie""" (I really wanted to be a chef for most of my childhood), but coming out of that, I can say the way I perceive and appreciate food is undoubtedly different.

So with all of that completely unnecessary context, I imagine the types of foods and flavors Dove tends towards are very rich and rounded flavors, as opposed to how I'd imagine UT Papyrus seeks out brighter, sharper flavors. Not necessarily heavy, as I do still believe he'd be opposed to particularly greasy foods, but hearty stews, casserole type dishes, slow cooked oatmeal, rice pudding, you know what I mean? Probably mostly things that cook for a long time, things that thicken and develop complex flavors.

And, body willing when the chronic pain isn't too bad, I think he'd really enjoy making things as much from scratch as possible. I definitely think he’s more of a chef than a baker or patissier, so he tends toward savory more often than not, and avoids meats usually (not always an issue, but sometimes a strong aversion), so he'd probably cook a lot with rice and potatoes, all sorts of them and other root vegetables or squash.

I can't say I think he'd have any singular favorite food, but he would probably say all sorts of dishes are his favorites if he can smell them or is making it atm lol

I knooow you said I could add Papyri but I'm still going to apologize for this lmao, but I'm sorry, I have to add him or I'll Die / j but the aforementioned stuff I added abt my own experiences has really influenced how I write UF Papyrus post surfacing.

I've always been fond of the idea of things being worse in UF's underground in technical aspects too, like the CORE not functioning as well amongst other things that can cause complications in supply chains and production of necessary things, including food. Growing up with food scarcity constantly waxing and waning and never really ever being definably good wound up stunting most monsters knowledge of food.

So, suffice to say, once surfaced, there's a whole world of new things to discover and try and learn about. It's such a different experience than with HT, where they did have a reliable source of food and access to information about it, lost it, and then got it back (though I'm sure there still was plenty new stuff all the same).

Like, could you imagine having only ever seeing two colours for most of your life, and then seeing everything in full spectrum? So that's a driving force in what gets Edge so invested in cooking and baking. More than anything he wants to learn. It's exciting! And he can finally provide the ones he cares about with a surplus of high quality, well prepared nourishment. It's wild!

So similarly, he wouldn't really be able to choose one singular dish (might even say smth silly abt having to try every dish in the world before knowing for sure)...though I do love to hc that he has and always will have a soft spot for oatmeal made with a little honey and cinnamon <3

#sorry I cant say a normal amount about anything ever #also impacted by the fact I keep dipping in and out of consciousness #👍 #I didn't put an @ just in case for. some reason??? idk why I just thought you might not want to be tagged??? I'm insane today so idk #but also ty for the q sorry I inject uf papyrus into. everything #he’s so intrusive #sun spots #alsojnpie #undertale papyrus #ut rus #ht dove #horrortale papyrus #underfell papyrus #uf edge #I might rewrite this post another time once I'm more coherent perhaps

[itsdefinitely]

TUMBLR LEGWND ITSDEIFNITLEY ALSO DRAWS SANDERS SIDES?!?!???

i dabble

#sanders sides #remus sanders #janus sanders #id in alt text #definitely art #(patton voice) now what did we learn #sigh. don't rewatch selfishness v selflessness + the redux and working through intrusive thoughts first thing in the morning #i couldnt find a good reference for their bottom halves and i didnt want to spend too long looking for one. so i improvised #i designed a more flashy cane for janus i just didn't want to draw it. maybe he was focused more on mobility than style. who knows #i didn't want to shade this. or like. put too much effort into this because it was a warmup #so if you see imperfections. n. nuh uh. no you don't

[frownyalfred]

hate on it if you will, but BVS had Batman 1) insulting Superman to his face without hesitation 2) breaking a sink over Superman’s head and proceeding to curb stomp him Gotham style and 3) blaming Superman for the in-universe equivalent of 9/11 and kinda being right about it

#he’s just so funny #batfleck gave no fucks #that ‘you aren’t a man’ rant kind of ate #like how did that not hobble Clark’s intrusive thoughts for YEARS #bruce wayne #batman #dc #BVS #Batfleck #Ben affleck #Clark kent #Superman #batman v superman #batman v superman: dawn of justice

[heynhay]

you're my number one, you're the one i want

#klance #voltron #vld #it is some kind of insane miracle it took me this long to make this about mitski #i always be putting lance in situations... #HE IS FINE. HES FINE. THIS IS A HAPPY 'YOURE ALIVE' REUNION #anyway im signing things now. is it intrusive? #this is weird but the reason i never sign my stuff is cause im like...it ruins the immersion of the piece... #im not even drawing shit thats that good tho so idk what im worried about LOLLL #anyway extremely rare warm palette moment from me #art #my art #mitski

[etrevil]

that's not how a straight man sits 🤨

Dazai when Chuuya looks away from him for 0.00000000000000000000001 seconds

anyways it's frogzai :D

#he always looks at chuuya so be expects the same 😤 #frogzaiiiii #can you tell i finally gave up choosing one caption and added all my intrusive thoughts #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd shitpost #bsd stage play #bsd 15 #bungou gay dogs #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #bsd chuuya #skk #soukoku

[ch3rr13zk1n]

Lamperty hfjiONE

I also have multiple alternative versions of this image since i never know which version i like more!! (I have a problem please help)

Like and reblog or i'll force you to like Gnarpy or smth

#shit #sillyposting #silly #stuff #lolzers #regretevator #Cherrydrawsmemesandstuff #lampert #lampert regretevator #regretevator lampert #lampert fanart #gnarpy regretevator #Wow its lampert!!! #woe #so cool #wallmark angst #If Wallter didn't exist i feel like i would consider him as my most favorite character or smth #art #im pretty sure his Lamp shade is fabric considering that when you look closely at his Lamp texture it doesn't look like wood. So he's adop- #if this flops i will cry #also i cant fucking find this mf in-game i am so sorry but i CANNOT see him anywhere dawg 😭 #If this is used as a pfp for something then credit me or i will steal your organs #also fun fact uhh i watched a Dazt drama video and thought that i can make my non-intrusive watermark be plastered everywhere on my drawing #<- and that's why my watermark is now everywhere on the drawing!!! ^^ #<- i am so evil LMAO!!! #infected regretevator #regretevator infected #infected x lampert #<- no these tags aren't related to the post. I just love to bait attention!!!1!1!1!1 😍😍😍😍

[r--kt]

oh how Obito likes to make a scene

you just didn't have to do it, honey. you didn't have to if you didn't want to deal with him anymore. oh, you just wanted to show off in front of your man and be like "look it's me, will you find out it's me?" well fuck he will. as you wish.

#I have so many things to say #dude put his life's work at risk just to be a bitch #so he let his intrusive thoughts win #silly little man #what a drama king #obito uchiha #obito #kakashi hatake #naruto #naruto shippuden #kakaobi #obikaka #ch. 395-396

[rickybaby]

visacashapprb: Daniel doing Daniel things 😂

#touch touch other people #flirt with George .... die laughing at Fernando's shoes (he needs the extra height Daniel and so do you) #put silly helmet on head .... yep #let intrusive thoughts win #daniel ricciardo #testing 2024

[nookisms]

Oops. It's a second headcanon compilation!

Don't worry, the next one will be back to our normal schedule of regular text posts and not headcanons

Masterpost

#Dark Meta Knight #Shadow Kirby #Meta Knight #Kirby #King Dedede #Daroach #marx kirby #Magolor #Bandana Waddle Dee #Bandana Dee #Marx #Kirby series #kirby headcanons #text post meme #text post memes #disability headcanon #okay I wanted a particularly exhausted Dedede so I snagged him from triple deluxe #i just think Dedede would have chronic pain from. you know. getting torn in half that one time #before you come after me for Magolor's panel: I do not think ocd and intrusive thoughts make you do bad things #I just think he already had it and the Master Crown made it worse (via lingering magic from the possession) #i dunno how mental illnesses work in aliens that use magitech #I had a lot more here but I decided I'm not going to continue rambling in the tags #I can expand on any of these headcanons at any moment if you want feel free to ask #also I saved that Kirby one for last because I thought it would hit with oomph #she speks #she speks originale #she edits #yes I'm working on the masquerade I am just obsessed with making text post memes

[moonelnone]

Messy comic about his Intrusive thoughts

#one piece #portgas d ace #monkey d luffy #moonel.mspaint #tw intrusive thoughts #cw intrusive thoughts #Ace isn’t really the best and stable person #so I do think he used to have intrusive thoughts and it was especially directed to Luffy because Luffy would always let his guard down when #with Ace because he trusts him like an older brother #but Ace on the other hand still struggles with his issues of being the son of the late pirate king #he thinks he doesn’t deserve someone as special as Luffy so it all gushes up into a bunch of intrusive thoughts that #want to get rid of Luffy and push him away #to try and test Luffy if he really does mean what he said when they swore to be brothers #because if it weren’t for Luffy and Sabo. Ace didn’t really have much to live for and keep himself stable because he was just a child during #those times #. #sorry if I rambled there #i have a lot of feelings about this messy comic

[suzuki-ecstar]

this is such a bizarre and discomfiting interview. i love it.

(src.)

#the random zooms #the intrusive ass questions #what was being cooked… #the fact that he doesn't like the “nano” nickname bc it means short my brother in christ you ARE short #also he sounds so shy here 🥺 #fernando alonso #f1 #*

[gunsatthaphan]

"I don't know what to do."

#cherry magic #cherry magic th #taynew #karanachi #karan x achi #cherry magic th ep2 #tay tawan #new thitipoom #gmmtv #thai bl #bl drama #the thing with karan is #i like him as a character #i just dont like how theyre making his thoughts so intrusive lmao #this is way more intense than in the og #also hes going way harder in this one lol #still cute though

[yaralulu]

I do think it’s funny how little he cared about her being dumped in the blood rite and was wayyyy too comfortable with doing nothing.“Oh sorry cassian there are rules even l can’t break 🙁” babe you’re the high lord of the night court I think you’re allowed to break some rules to save your brother’s mate and your mate’s sister who was just wrongfully thrown into what’s basically the hunger games.

#like realistically i understand why he couldn’t break those rules #but also he’s supposed to be the most powerful high lord so realism just doesn’t apply to him #I know he couldn’t stop the intrusive thoughts of hoping she dies #acosf #a court of silver flames #anti rhysand #nesta archeron #pro nesta #acotar #a court of thorns and roses

[lurking-latinist]

Actually I take back what I said in the tags of that “what would fix your blorbo” poll. 10,000,000 USD, in specifically that form, would potentially fix Horatio Hornblower. Untold riches in United States money, unaccountably delivered to a Royal Navy captain? What could it possibly be but the price of treason? They’d hang him for certain. And he’s always so angsty when people don’t hang him. He wants so badly to be punished for things nobody else thinks are that bad. Maybe if they executed him as the result of an anachronistically phrased Tumblr poll, maybe then he’d finally be happy.

#alternatively he could in fact defect to the Americans #he considers doing this in an uncollected short story (by csf - not fic!) for Absolutely No Reason At All #he’s captaining King George’s yacht and they see an American ship and he has this intrusive thought or something #to the effect of ‘I could just give them the King. They probably wouldn’t execute him and the war would end’ #he thinks about it for a minute and then doesn’t #I think forester retconned it for timeline reasons or something #but to me it is peak hornblower. so maybe THAT would fix him. I do want him to go rogue so badly #hornblower

[hazzybat]

My new fave Bojan photos cause he looks so stupid

#bojan cvjetićanin #joker out #the intrusive thoughts won that day and i love him #Bojan with a gun is really funny he's so lame

[thequeenofmyownscreen]

meanwhile, in Robbie's head, the intrusive thoughts have won

#I'M BACK ! #and on my PC so I can do screenshots easily and so I will #love that he acted on those intrusive thoughts. I would have done the same #critical role #cr spoilers #cr campaign 3 #CR3E92