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No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

#if you understood all of that (like me). congrats. we tumblrinas are proud of our unique language

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE

#truly #it changed my late-teen life #marina and the diamonds

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the "you should be wary, because only one side of this table is underestimating the other" -> "i wish for you in the future to find someone who will mourn you when you are gone" -> "do you think that'll break through, or do you think you'll be surprised?" pipeline <3

#Taliesin Jaffe ! *applauds* #critical role

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#Can't believe Americans disrespect Miette like that #of course she's French she's an affronted cat !

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Candela Obscura has a new assignment for you, investigators...

Candela Obscura is coming to the United Theater on Broadway in Los Angeles on Saturday, May 25 for a standalone one-shot with Game Master Spenser Starke with players Matthew Mercer, Laura Bailey, Marisha Ray, and Khary Payton. Taliesin Jaffe serves as Master of Ceremonies.

Tickets go on sale Monday, April 29. The session 0 will be performed live ahead of the show for VIP ticket holders. Attendees are encouraged to dress in their Fairelands best.

Can't make the show? The game will be streamed on Twitch and YouTube on Thursday, May 30 in the usual Candela Obscura slot.

You can check out more details at the events page on the official website.

#JEALOUS #please Critters mutuals that are in LA. go for the rest of us (if you can). this looks RAD AS HELL #Critical Role #Candela Obscura

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

#tumblr anniversary #LIES !! IT'S COLD AS FUCK HERE

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GELIDON SWEEP (in the hope that @captainofthetidesbreath 's question will be answered that way)

#critical role

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in these trying times on Exandria and Ruidus, as the Vanguard and the Weave Mind chip away at Predathos's prison, as the gods desperately and fearfully search for what defenses they can, as even those not beholden to the divine rally their forces and resources, one does ask: where is Gelidon

#WHERE IN THE WORLD IS GELIDON #Critical Role #cr campaign 3

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no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

#just watch critical role for your weekly dose of insanely good story like the rest of us

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Im curious.

#yes of course #i stop watching shows as soon as it doesn't compell me anymore for a number of reason and : #character death is one of those valid reasons #so yeah count the 100. downton abbey after Lady Sybil and Matthew back-to-back. #now supernatural doesnxt count because the show was bad already when I quit but killing Felicia Day's character ?? bad move babes

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#invented feminism

#*nods sagely* #lotr

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can I just say, I'm still deeply haunted by the fact that the vanguard at the malleus key laid out around their perimeter symbols of worship that were trophies from the fallen. they were put there as "a warning, and a sign of pride." can i just bring that up again because that was so, so haunting

#when Matt described it again when they came back... #I'll admit I've forgotten how the site looked from the outside. but it was horrifying #critical role #cr spoilers #cr campaign 3 #CR3E92

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Happy 420 blaze it to Fresh Cut Grass

Who made it 420 days

And then Blazed It

#critical role #cr spoilers #cr campaign 3

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In French they say "80 blaze it"

#yes I am French and yes this is a good joke

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LILIANA THINKING SHE'S BEEN PLAYING THE MOTHER HEN TO LUDINUS AND THE WEAVE MIND WHO HAVE ALL EXISTED AND BEEN PLOTTING AND MURDERING AND USING EACH OTHER FOR HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS BEFORE SHE WAS EVEN BORN. GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i want to grab her by the shoulders and say GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #<- me too OP. me too #critical role #cr spoilers #cr campaign 3 #CR3E92

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“I look like a Georgia O’Keeffe painting!!”

#marisha i'm sorry ma'am but I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH #this is the most wondeful ridiculous thing I've seen all month #critical role #cr spoilers #cr campaign 3 #CR3E92

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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

#I CAST COUNTERSPELL *ends up pressed against the wall in a sexy way* #i see nothing wrong with that plan