#he’s immortal guys

[cinnamonkeanu]

does it ever drive you crazy

just how fast the night changes

#keanu reeves #dogstar #rockstar bf #she plays bass #night changes #i’m not okay 😭😭😭 #he’s immortal guys #john wick #the matrix #baby you light up my world like nobody else

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright #because he senses something in the room #and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent #hes so fucking funny 😭 #i love him being weird and strange and offputting #‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt #and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business #drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon #the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner. #guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!” #out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality #dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain #“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE #PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!! #my art #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #art #tgcf meme #mxtx #天官赐福 #lmao #hob #heaven official's blessing #the people have spoken...

[tomfrogisblue]

Big fan of whenever a creator from one of the other languages meets Bad for the first time and he tells them his name is BadBoyHalo and explains it to them

Then they fucking hit it off and later the creator explains to him that no, he is not a bad boy, he is a good boy, he is GoodBoyHalo

#then he stutters and exclaims that He Is A Bad Boy #like legit this has happened several times lmao #a non native english speaker will observe how lovely of a person Bad naturally is and just be like no you are not a bad boy #qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #this immortal demon is literally one of the nicest guys ever but that's kinda normal here lmao #just ignore the people in his basement #had to laugh when it happened again today

[nelkcats]

Klarion's new interest

Young Justice was busy recently, this was because Klarion had been extremely active, attacking continuously. When they asked him about it in one of their battles, he said that the Order of Chaos had found "The key to immortality and absolute power over the dead" something that really did not interest him, so he distanced himself from the matter.

Young Justice forgot to inform the Justice League of this event due to how exhausted they felt. They remembered it at the moment that the Order of Chaos appeared again in a warehouse, although this time they seemed to have a hostage.

Danny had only spent 5 minutes with the cultists for the week and he was already getting tired. Cultists had a weird name and were complaining about a "failed spell", something about them wanting to attract someone very powerful and he coming instead, which, rude, but he wasn't going to correct them either.

Danny wondered if it was worth getting out of the chains, but that would probably tell them he was more than "a normal teen" so he didn't, either way Clockwork would probably warn him if he was in danger. He yawned, bored with all the talk and met the gaze of a boy with his hair in the shape of horns watching him carefully, he looked great. The halfa greeted him happily and the boy looked doubly confused.

Danny also noticed the people in colorful costumes on the roof but he didn't care much. The cultists seemed to come to terms and led him to the center of the circle, Danny raised an eyebrow as they performed the spell again. It didn't seem to work, as he vanished for a few seconds and reappeared in the same place.

"You're not very good at magic are you?" Danny asked with amusement, Klarion took a little more interest in him.

When all the heroes descended and most of them stopped paying attention to him, Danny looked at the cool haired guy (the only one staring) and grinned with all his fangs, winking at him (with his toxic green eyes) before disappear from sight.

#dpxdc #ghost king danny #Order of Chaos definitely found the key to immortality and power #The ghost king is the key #but since Danny is a halfa well #They tough their spell failed #Danny appeared in the middle of the summoning circle with a burger in hand and a frown #He is used to summons but doesn't like them #He often pretends to be a normal guy so they leave him alone #dp x dc #dc x dp #Klarion is curious because he expected Danny to be scared #or furious #but Danny just looked bored #like he was used to it #the JL would be confused when they check the hostage

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny Fenton is a Gotham Police Officer

Danny is just a random Street Cop in Gotham, but he has a good relationship with everybody else, even the corrupt ones. He decides to not use his powers on the job, since the Anti-Ecto Acts are still in the process of being repealed and Gotham has a pretty harsh attitude towards Metas (and he does count as a meta, a meta is classified as a sentient being with powers. It is not exclusive to people with Meta-Genes)

One day, while Danny is on duty he stumbles upon a battle between the Bats and a gang. They were caught while investigating a lead and were outgunned, but they can’t leave without the evidence or the entire case will be ruined.

Danny saw that one of them was about to get hit as they run to get the briefcase holding the evidence, so he pushes them out of the way and takes a shot to the head.

All of his cop buddies are sad, and Commissioner Gordon is sad that he lost one of his non-corrupted cops

Danny’s body is taken to the Morgue and the Bats go to pay their respects and thank him for saving one of their own.

Just as Batman is giving Commissioner Gordon a big speech about how they will make sure his sacrifice wasn’t in vain, and how he was one of the good ones, Danny’s immortality kicks in and he just sits up on the Examination Table.

He says, “Hey Boss”. Everybody turns around and sees him sitting up, “What’s everybody staring at me for?”

He just tells them that he was in a lab accident as a kid that turned him immortal, and he hid it because of Gotham’s attitude towards Meta-Humans.

And from then on he is just, “Danny the Immortal Cop”, just a swell guy who just so happens to have a problem with dying.

He also stops hiding it so much, he rushes into burning buildings, he acts as a distraction during shootouts, he gives up his Gas Mask to his fellow officer when there’s a Scarecrow/Joker attack, and generally he is the guy you call when you need help in a dangerous situation.

Not to mention he’s a darn good Cop.

And that’s just the stuff that comes from the initial immortality reveal, what about what comes next? Do Villains try to buy him out? Do they try to test his immortality? Are they determined to get rid of this guy no matter what, because he isn’t somebody you can just make go away?

Part 2

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #danny phantom #dc #dcu #batman #commissioner gordon #immortal danny #cop danny #good cop danny #meta humans are not restricted to humans with the meta gene #danny is still a gremlin #The Penguin is annoyed #cause he can't get this guy to go away #whenever somebody says i know a guy danny is that guy #batfam has a new favorite cop #Commissioner Gordon feels hurt all of a sudden #So does Dick #Dick and Danny are buddie cops #whenever danny dies his buddies just dump his body in the break room till he comes back to life #the new recruits are confused #why did they just dump their friend in the corner after he died? #is nobody gonna mourn? or question that? #They whisper to the cop next to the asking why? #and danny says it's cause he's immortal #the new guy does a doubletake #he was just dead in the corner #why is he alive again?

[ryssbelle]

Guy Diamond going to Heaven during Prince D's funeral was not on my bingo card for this month

#my art #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls poppy #trolls branch #trolls guy diamond #trolls floyd #trolls crimp #trolls cooper #my cousins were playing with my trolls minis and created the funniest turn of events #i cant remember how Prince D died #but he was havung a viking funeral #prince d then proceeded to ascend and become a zombie pirate #i think guy was immortal after going to heaven #i have a bunch of stuff written down from watching them mess around with my minis #they are some of the funniest people ive ever met XD

[imakemywings]

I know Tolkien never gives a reason why Elros chose mortality, but I am so deeply attached to the idea that he did it not out of romantic love for a mortal, but because he saw something inherently valuable and preferable in mortality. Because he did not want to be immortal. It's a huge decision to make and two of the three would-be immortals who chose mortality do it because they fell in love with a mortal. I love to think of Elros as someone who grew up around immortals and decided that he did not want this for himself, and was content with the choice he made regardless of anyone else in his life.

#elros #the silmarillion #tolkien tag #mine #idk it means something to me that his decision came about not because of anyone else #but just because it's what he wanted and what he valued #I also think it's sooo tasty that Numenor is founded by a guy who was given the chance for immortality and REJECTED IT WHOLESALE #and then its downfall comes about because of its later obsession with achieving the very thing Elros declined

[breadandblankets]

sometimes i think im sleeping on just how terrifying duke could be if he wanted to be

"light" isn't just light, it's electromagnetic radiation, duke can already see the full EM spectrum, what's to say he can't control it too given enough time?

there is fun potential for a parallel with cass here, two characters of immense power and skill who could very very easily take care of problems permanently (if at the logical conclusion duke could literally destroy your DNA, ya know, casually), but they so innately believe in the value of human like (all human life, yes even that guy) that they do things the hard way because they are the right way

#batfam #duke thomas #bread talk #yeah also the intrinsic value of life but also it would make his mom and dad sad :((((((( #duke is immortal he could find a way #and give people infinity cancers #but he Wont #gnomon do not interact #i love these guys so much u don't understand

[venacoeurva]

Preemptive grief for someone you haven’t met yet

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#wren nerevarine #dunmer #tesblr #tes #artsyfartsyness #nonspecific guy #Wren has trouble with the idea of a boyfriend.husband who is also not immortal bc he knows odds are they’ll die way before him #he catches feelings and suddenly the stages of grief kick in

[chaoticmannamedoliver]

Felt like drawing marius, but it didn't turn out how i hoped.

Though i changed how i draw hair? At least im trying to, and i used a different eye shape as well.

#the mechanisms #the mechs #@chaotic man named oliver #gay immortal space pirate band my beloved<3 #them🧡 #digital art #own art #the mechanisms art #baron marius von raum #marius von raum #hes truly a comfort character for some reason? he looks like he gives the best hugs #and when hes not trying to kill you- hes trying to make you laugh by being the most silly guy ever #i have emotions 'bout em and they're all good

[mothscotch]

som sketchbook doodles

i got an eraser today after not having one for a month yippie (if u can see where i tried to erase and failed uh no you cant<3

+ me having to use my computer as a light to see my sketchbook

#bird guy is my dnd character #hes a old immortal crow man who was a renowned plauge doctor #ive been playing alot of sindec recently #love using the batter to play dress up #ah now to tag good lord #off game #off the batter #off #off the queen #off oc #batter oc #off bad batter #i have so many ashley drawings to ink #i say ink its just sharpies i found in my closet #if anyone tells you you need expensive art supplies to make good art theyre lying #all my stuff is from the dollar store (barring digital art #oc #oc art #scotcharts #traditional art #doodle #sketchbook #sketch #art #artists on tumblr #do i need to tag gore for the middle one? #i dont think so

[lazycranberrydoodles]

through a cruel twist of fate, the brocade immortal escaped again!! and now it is ESSENTIAL to the PLOT that they wear maid dresses. follow for more clownery <3

HUA CHENG IS NOT TAKING THE MAID ROLEPLAY SERIOUSLY!!! relatedly go read the practical use of good stamina by @fullmetalpotterhead its hilarious

#its so important to me to provide hualian silly guy representation #xie ‘try setting a limit of 5 eye rolls a day’ lian and hua ‘if youre so interested in ghosts why dont you kill yourself’ cheng #but also. im a simple man. i wanted to draw blorbos in maid outfits #and i missed maid dsy </3 #look below the cut for me not being able to shut up about them #why does hua cheng want to wear a maid dress? 1. he likes experimenting with his look. 2. hes genderfucked #3. specific new flirting scenarios. 4. maid dresses are cute #and most importantly; 5. gege asked him to #the antics and tomfoolery that was going on in the brocade immortal arc. unprecedented #cringetober 2023 #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #maid outfit #hob #heaven official’s blessing #art #my art

[mushtoons]

#i gave my au emmet and ingo a new name 💖💖 #makes it easier to refer to them with these #still gotta draw emmets but djfkf #here's how ingo got his new name 💖💖 #i love my au guys sjdjdj sorry for being annoying/lh #submas #immortal besties au #emmet #ingo #volo #indigo #<- he gets a tag now cuz i love him #mycel doodles

[nelkcats]

It had been a long time since Amity Park had ceased to exist, the bustling Midwestern town being deserted in favor of newer, better-organized towns. Of course there were some houses and old people, but it was not what it had been in the past.

The portal had long since closed, the Fenton's structure as a museum to eccentric inventors of the past, but most importantly, in the town cemetery there was a well-tended grave surrendered by flowers and a carved stone ghost. This grave was engraved as "Daniel James Fenton beloved son, friend and brother, protector even in death", right in front of that grave, as if they shared the same space, there was another one that said "Phantom, long lost hero, give yourself a rest kiddo"

This would not have been important in any other situation, but it was relevant when Darkseid changed his trajectory, landed in the old town and began his attack immediately.

Although evacuating the civilians was somewhat difficult, no one expected the battle to turn around when Darkseid stopped at the Amity Park Cemetery, destroying the tombstone of "Daniel James Fenton" and "Phantom", at the same time, Darkseid couldn't care less about disrespecting the death; at that very moment the tomb began to glow a radioactive green and an angry ghost raised from his interrupted rest to destroy the threat that dared to set foot on his resting places.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc x dp #Angry danny fenton #He was SLEEPING #WHY DID THIS BITCH WAKE HIM UP #darkseid #justice league #justice league dark #immortal danny #Danny lives in the Infinite Realms #but likes sleeping in his tomb #Until some random just disrespect BOTH of his graves #He is gonna punch this guy #ghost king danny

[wwcross]

Danny : (being feral and beating the shit out of Stain with fenton anti-creep stick in his human form)

Iida : (trying to avenge his brother)

Iida : (sees Danny)

Danny : YOU DARE INSULT MY WORK WITH HEROES PAYMENT??? BACK IN MY DAYS, I COULDN'T EVEN GOT A SINGLE PENNY OF MY MERCHANDISE AND DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW I F**KING FELT??????(still beating stain with anti-ceep sticK)

Iida : (sloooooowly back away)

#danny stopped eventually #but dear ancients was he ready to bring this guy to his realm #danny phantom crossover #dp x bnha #ghost king danny #immortal danny fenton #oldest hero danny au #cranky old man danny who still looks like 14 years old #meanwhile Midoriya : is that Phantom??!?!?!?

[ratcandy]

(spoilers for the new update btw; this is tagged as spoilers too but just to be safe) By the way, headcanon-wise, I don't think the parasite is out of Sozo's system that easily.

like. I understand to some extent imprisoning him is forcefully sobering him up by denying him further intoxication, which would be one thing, but this is not Just Drugs . this is Drug Parasite. That is a thang inside him that is alive

At least this is assuming that he is indeed based off of an ant with cordyceps. Which I figure is most likely But even if OTHERWISE, I emphasize:

we revived him. by planting the mushroom

Mans was resurrected . Not through our usual means. But through the mushroom. There is no way, if it is the literal Thing that brings him back to life, that he is separated from the parasite by just popping off the outward manifestation of it on his head .

Surely planting the parasite would only bring IT back. But it brings him with it when it is revived, because not only is he its host, he's the best damn host its had. Considering just how he goes to fucking town on those mushrooms (or the mushroomos)

I mean we could argue that re-education while in prison is a literal cleansing process somehow, but For Me. Personally. As someone who feeds too much on angst. I keep imagining a scene wherein Dr. Sozonius is just sprouting a new mushroom again (if not various across his exoskeleton) and just .freaking out. Because while he doesn't remember any of what he was like or what he did during that time, he knows that it fucked him UP because why WOULD IT NOT fuck him up .

he lost his family. his home. he has no idea where he is. he woke up in some strange place feeling like he was gonna vomit. because he was so full of mushrooms why wouldn't he.

but there's something still there. there's something depending on him to the point that HE depends on IT

and just gradually... as the mushroom(s) sprouts again... he starts slipping into his old mannerisms......... he starts craving..... and he knows he Should Not. he knows he's so old now it would just kill him (not knowing it already killed him once). surely he wouldn't handle it again.

but it's so . tempting. the mushrooms. he needs them. he can hear it. them. whispering. to him.

something internally. pulling

towards

the

#and yes i know he dies of old age eventually. But when he did so in my cult I did the resurrection ritual almost immediately. #and i don't think .that would save him either. because again. #when we revived him. He did it through the mushroom #I think. We're just reviving the parasite everytime. and it has permanently linked itself to sozo #Perhaps I'm giving a parasite too much power. But at the same time. The fungi were kinda implied to be worshipped as its own deity #so wouldn't it be. so what if. what if it. was. to a lesser extent. #an immortal parasite that can tie itself to a host forever. #would that be fucked up or WHAT!!!!! #cotl spoilers #cult of the lamb #cotl sozo #sins of the flesh #clamtalk #sorry i'm obsessed withhim. i need to find the worst ways possible to torment him because that's what I do to my beloved guys. #sozo