#he is such a husband fr

[madameducyberversailles]

A Glimpse of Simon Riley

(Gif credit to @sweeetestcurse​)

Here’s some headcanons I have about Ghost before he was actually Ghost, meaning before the traumatic events that led to him making himself Lieutenant Ghost. This is coming from his backstory in the Modern Warfare remake last year and my own thoughts, enjoy the foolery with a sprinkle of sociological analysis 

Simon Riley is someone who is low-maintenance. Like seriously he could just use bar soap and look good. Genetics is a lottery this man absolutely won. 

That being said, anything anyone does for him that is self-care related makes him want to turn into a grateful puddle, but he also feels like he needs to pay it back somehow. The man’s traumatic past with his childhood means his brain needs time to process that he is deserving of good things...please be patient with our neurodivergent sweetheart.

Is bi. I don’t make the rules. Is very, VERY much bisexual. 

Because of his upbringing though, it’s likely he wasn’t given the freedom or acceptance to explore his sexuality but going to the military helped him overcome the internalized shame in himself and he slowly opened up a bit more to the idea. He’s also pan or demi-romantic. 

Simon Riley is build like a weapon but the core of his steel is forged with love. The altruistic love he has for people clashes with the violent upbringing and terrible traumatic disposition he has acquired from it, therefore since he views himself as a dangerous near inhumane thing, he decided that he would do whatever he could to defend people. Basically the trope of ‘monster is hated by people in the past and believes he deserves it and can’t see himself as other than an abomination but wants to protect humanity just in the tiny sliver of hope that there is something worth defending’. 

Simon Riley is a jokester from childhood. Humor was his escape from awkward silences, from rejection by peers, from his family’s hurt...he joked to cope, to make friends, to connect through humor, to give himself and others some joy and maybe revel in the love that joy brought. He wanted to be the reason people smiled, because it made him feel worthy. 

He is a provider at heart. Not the toxic kind, NEVER that Manosphere nonsense; he believes that those who are able to provide should provide, and from seeing how his family and he suffered from having the most absentee and abusive patriarchal provider he swore he would not only provide for himself but also provide for others. The world is his oyster and he made it his duty to protect and provide for the vulnerable because he knows the pain of not having that and wishes it on NO ONE. He has brought soup to sick friends before, and offered candy and food too. Provider that makes you want to get married immediately. 

He loves flowers. He absolutely appreciates them. The flowers on the street make him the happiest, as they represent growth in hardship and resilience. He smiles at flowers that grow in concrete. When he’s happy and feeling it enough, he’ll take a small flower and put it on his pocket or a buttonhole on a shirt, wherever he can. They also deeply remind him of his mother and her unwavering goodness, even to those that didn’t deserve it. He also treads softly on grass, even when he’s over 235 pounds of muscle. His favourite flower is a sunflower. 

Sleeps heavier than the world on Atlas’ shoulders before the incident; loves his sleep. As a child he didn’t get much sleep so now his adult body is making up for lost time and waking up without loud sounds and horrible gestures makes him so happy. 

He read romance books back in the day (as a teen and early into his career). Very guilty pleasure, he just really loved the vicarious feeling of meeting someone and nurturing a relationship with them. Loved the ones where one of them has kids and the love interest is active and attentive to the kids too. The stories help him heal in multiple ways but he also uses them as an instruction booklet. (Yes he read Twilight and he cringes to Hell whenever its mentioned). 

Has a diary. Rarely opens it up or uses it, but it has notes of what he hears in passing that make him laugh, make him think, some jokes he practises in his book (the amount of scribbles in the margins is astronomical), and a few entries from the first few times he tried to journal from a therapist/counsellor’s advice but it never really went through. Has a few affirmations in them. He also has some drawings in them, and in a hidden section, photographs of his mother and brother. His earliest tattoo designs and ideas were on it too. He also has in it, written the names of all those he truly cares about and keeps a list of friends and enemies. 

Soft guitar music, maybe some country? But mostly just soft and mellow music that calms the mind but touches the soul. Older generation artists, coming from his mother’s and brother’s tastes, honestly. He only likes a few pop artists, but has been spotted by Price humming a song or two that the other guys (read: Gaz and Soap) sing around the base for whatever and then cursing himself for getting ‘infected’ by those songs. If you tell him to listen to a song and ask his opinion the next day you’ll be surprised to find out he’s actually listened to it. 

His favourite weather is a soft rain, or those sunny days where there’s a lot of clouds dotting the sky and infrequent sunlight. Perfect sleeping weather. And rain of course is common for his home country so he does like it, and can’t do too well with excessive heat (the man wears all black in the desert like why). 

He loves affection but of course, has to act nonchalant about it and doesn’t know how to ask for it. Again, because of his past, affection is something rare and if he asks for it it was likely to go wrong, with only his mother giving him some affection and his brother having rare moments of brotherly affirmation and physical touch. He sees the camaraderie of other soldiers and sometimes, when he’s alone and in his own head, he’s envious of them and the ways they can casually dispense and request affection without fear of it being rejected, wishing that he could have something like that. 

Is a good listener, and appreciates it himself when others listen to him and keep track of things he says, even the little ones. He says what he means (unless he’s in a heightened, agitated state of emotion) and to have people speak earnestly, and even kindly about him never leave his mind. He also lives for doing a good thing as he is a bit of a perfectionist with himself, so hearing some sincere praise from others strokes his ego so much oh my god you don’t even know-

He is a shit driver. Well, technically he passed all his classes but by the sheer power of intimidation as he did do the basic stuff right. He can drive well enough but usually it involves high speed and borderline road rage. Price was relieved when Gaz told him he could drive. Simon Riley only gets the keys if no one else is there. The only worse driver is Soap because he wants to stop and see every dog that walks by and pet it and had to swerve a few times. Plus Soap is a passenger princess (you all know he is. You all do.)

That’s all I got right now, maybe I’ll make more but for now this is it! There may be more coming up but I would enjoy conversing with you guys about it too! 

#simon ghost riley #headcanon #codmw2 #call of duty #he is such a husband fr #give him a lil kiss #mw2 #modern warfare #mw2022 #cod2022 #myheadcanons #brainstorming #callofduty #ghost #codghost #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader

[birdmanbirdplan]

Did a part two to this comic

Turns out Edgeworth just likes to see a more vulnerable side to Phoenix

It doesn’t translate well

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney #phoenix x miles #comic #my art #miles is just like me fr #trying so hard to be respectful he actually just comes off like a bitch #emotionally constipated husbands #the sparkles are edgeworth vision #beanix gives him unnecessary feelings

[pesky--dust]

Season 3: I'M GOING TO KILL HIS WIFE AND STEPSON.

I mean— that's his way of flirting...

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal meme #hannibal memes #hannibal crack #hannibal shitpost #pesky--dust crack #i mean... that's the season 1 and the season 2 basically #first he send will to tobias and then he send tier after will #first he framed will for killing their daughter and then in fact killed her??? #that stupid gay #fr

[sygneth]

I often see canon Holmes and Watson's default state pictured as

but what I read them as, is rather

and I think that's a lot funnier

#fr holmes is smiling and laughing quite a lot in the books #sure still has his bad days but he's not -.- 24/7 #and i've always seen watson as someone who smiles softly and his mustache covers most of it #plus he had a good deal of tough days so i kinda see him always with a slight worried frown #my art #silly art #acd holmes #acd canon #sherlock holmes #john watson #victorian husbands

[st4rch1ld404]

SOFT GALE ??11!!! SOFT GALE !!! SOFT !!!! GALE !!!! !!!

ill take any excuse to draw this bean <33 here is ur soft gale, anon <333

#my art #bg3 #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 gale #baldur's gate 3 #dskjbksdhd hes so hot but cute and and #soft !! soft gale!!! soft!!! #hes so cute omg #i need to marry him #lemme isekai and just become his husband fr

[zuzu-draws]

Rest Easy, He's in a good mood right now.

#Ryomen Sukuna #sukuna #jjk sukuna #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fan art #jjk art #fan art #my art #king of curses #yuujikuna #sukuna ryomen #Activity will be sorta real slow from now on since i'll probably be half-de-d sighos #This man radiates such Husband energy #A personal HC but i believe that whenever Sukuna possesses someone he beefs them up to look more jacked up etc etc #to fit as close to his heian form as possible because that form is ALL muscle and beef fr fr #I think my obsession with Sukuna is going to end up with me being able to draw hot manly men xDD esp with that Heian version hahaha #Sukuna might actually be one of my most favourite characters of all time #All i want to do is draw him

[noideawhatidobutfit]

zoro is unfortunately never beating the luffy’s lap dog allegations

#zolu #one piece #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #there is nothing this man couldn’t do for his captain #like he’s whipped bad fr #zoro being zoro #and by that i mean #luffy’s husband

[notfernintheslighest]

holy trinity of plot amor

(also i love how in My Babysitters a Vampire they give Erica a truck load of blood, and yet she still eats that wrestler three episodes later; Hannibal wishes he served food as well as Erica serves cunt.)

#benny and ethan luck out so much #how is everything in ethan’s fucking backyard #also if House was real he would have had his medical license revoked immediately #would not have passed #will has magic #let’s be so fucking fr #hannigram #bethan #hilson #only the sexy vampires survived #i know the murder husbands lived #but so did benny and ethan technically #they’re just MIA #my babysitter's a vampire #hannibal nbc #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #house md #venn diagram #media comparison #hannibal

[giyubabe]

Second Giyuu manga redraw so far so good👏

#my husband #kny #demon slayer #art #giyubabe #artist on tumblr #giyuu tomioka #my art #kny tomioka #digital art #kimetsu no yaiba #he’s so handsome #I’m gonna die- #fr #Giyuu #tomioka giyuu #tomioka #demon slayer tomioka #manga #redraw #manga redraw #his smile #he’s so cute

[lreaper127]

#move over lisa that’s MY husband 😤 #he’s my husband and father of my children fr fr #castlevania #castlevania dracula #vlad dracula tepes #my love #all mine #castlevania netflix

[heavenlyhischier]

Nico Hischier Practice Raw | 03.06.24

#STFU #A SMILE!!! #HIS TATTOO #IM GONNA THROW UP #WOJDEKKSNDJSISJXBDI #he looks so ethereal guys im so fr #i love my husband #nico hischier #new jersey devils #nh13

[99-kroi]

I love him so much ur honor

#mansk #fanart #mansk fanart #recom mansk #avatar #avatar the way of water #twow #avatar 2 #james cameron avatar #recom squad #recom fanart #hes my husband fr im gonna cry #art #my art

[cptn-jtk]

good omens fans: "the gays are winning!"

the gays:

#yes but at what cost #we've transitioned from bury your gays to separate them in the most heart wrenching way possible #and i DON'T think that's just neat #yes this is about good omens #but also ofmd #they ofmd'd us #nah but i really enjoyed season 2 fr #also ngl but I missed hastur #he was one of the funniest mf from season 1 #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #ALSO MORE SPOILERS HERE BUT #i feel like the only person that did NOT pick up on the whole gabriel x beelzebub thing from the first season #like did everybody just see something that i didnt or what #anyways stream season 2 so we can get season 3 and the happy ending we DESERVE

[gonnadosomethingwmylife]

“Honey do you want to grab some mirrors and go play with Neal 😏?”

“Yes 🥺!”

A grown 48-year-old fbi agent who wants to go treasure hunting on his lunch break with his wife and his convict bff. peter burke ily

#El recognizes her nerd husband needs enrichment now that he can’t chase Neal fr anymore 😩 #we love a supportive wife #peter was being so good about pretending not to want to play treasure map e neal but el knows him too well 💜 #white collar #peter burke #elizabeth burke #neal caffrey #peter seeing mozzie also joined: why is HE here this is MY fantasy goddamit

[a-hazbin-reader]

Okay random thought but Alastor looks like the type of dad to turn into his demon form because his children find it funny for some reason

He totally fucking would, his wife would literally find him terrorizing people and think that someone attacked him or the children. Just total chaos, people screaming and running, Alastor laughing as he towers over everyone-

Only to see the kids being tossed around by his tentacles and squealing like they're on a rollercoaster 🎢 Then she just 🤦‍♀️ and goes back to whatever she was doing before

I like to think that it starts when they're babies and something happens where Alastor has to go into that form in order to protect them. He's all cradling them in his claws after the fight and everyone is expecting them to be terrified of their daddy's new look.

But instead, they just giggle and try to use him as a jungle gym. Then it continues because Alastor gets a kick out of it too, and his wife has to stop him because it causes too much damage.

To them it's like asking their dad for a piggyback ride but everyone else thinks that they're about to be eaten or what's even more likely, crushed.

This is literally their relationship after finding out the kids like Alastor's demon form-

#ugh fr #alastor would be the fun dad #wifey would need help 😩 #trying to keep her husband #from going full child #she can't be a single mom al #you gotta be a parent too #aaaaaaaand he's gone #yep yep yep mhm mhm #he is spoiling those babies

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Gaz, watching Ghoap train: I think they should strip down to underwear and wrestle until they are real sweaty and huffing n’ puffin into each other’s faces and shit

Price, choking on tea:

Gaz: for… plot reasons

#Gaz just like me fr #that’s why he’s my husband #cod modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty #ghoap #ghost and soap #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #gaz cod #gaz call of duty #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #soapghost #soap cod #captain price #john price #price cod #price call of duty