#he is such a boyfailure to me

[vampitz]

no, no, no. taz fans dont understand. kravitz is a boyfailure. griffin TRIED to make him this suitguy with a british accent whos canonically gorgeous and talks super serious, and then he failed! kravitz is an awkward nerd who has a british accent for work and pivoted career paths from an orchestra conductor to the grim reaper! his awkward boy swag is unmatched

#he is such a boyfailure to me #please does anyone else understand me #taz b #krav talks

[jiilll]

pjo dungeon meshi au wip! laiosjason and solangelo farcille otw

#will delete later when i post the finished version #will as marcille is so funny to me #hes stressed STRESSED when nico got eaten straight up shaking crying sobbing over not the gremlin human hes been fond of #since magic academy years #laios and jason both my blonde nerdy freaks #solangelo #percy jackson #pjo #nico di angelo #heroes of olympus #jason grace #pjo fanart #pjo hoo toa #pjo x dungeon meshi #boyfailure will solace

[devotion-disorder]

its so funny to me that kuuya either 1) awakens some sort of parental instinct and anons want to cook dinner for him and tuck him to bed or 2) want to fuck his twink ass into oblivion

#text #its also interesting to me that people want equally to breed him or be bred by him #he may be a boyfailure but hes got versatility #no but i understand both sides of the argument really #pathetic yanderes gotta be my favourite genre of yanderes tbh

[xx-1c1cl35-n-t34r5-xx]

Thaddeus NSFW headcanons

tw: none I can think of tbh

Anywaysssss hii I've been on hiatus playing fallout 4 non stop :)

NGL I'm being lazy this time w these BC the eepy and tired are battling it out rn

Average dick size

Pretty pale with a soft pink tip

Leaks a good amount of precum

SO whiny omg

We know it's the brotherhood and we saw maximus that man has NO experience

He's so bbygirl omg

Vanilla low-key SORRYYYYY u can't change my mind

Love being ridden

He's a top but like a soft top yk

Also I feel like he wouldn't rlly sub on his own accord bc he's embarrassed and he feels like he should be in charge but if u asked rlly nicely he'd prolly say yes lmao

If he were to dom hed be so soft

Like you'd need to ask him to be more aggressive

CANNOT handle teasing I'm sorry

Cums a good amount, not much, not little

In the begining he is cumming fast btw sorryyyy

Teach him PLS poor bby has no clue on anything

#thaddeus fallout #squire thaddeus #headcanon #hcs #smut #x reader #fallout tv series #fallout 2024 #fallout show #fallout prime #fallout tv show #Thaddeus X reader #Thaddeus headcanons #Squire thaddeus X reader #Squire thaddeus headcanons #Thaddeus fallout X reader #Thaddeus fallout headcanons #Thaddeus #fallout series #fallout amazon #He's so bbygirl to me like omg #Him and maximus are such boyfailures #Dane is the older sibling imo #Like slightly more responsible but not as much #Not a request

[hack-saw2004]

adam is such a pathetic desperate little loser and i love him so dearly :(

#my pathetic little meow meow #loser boyfailure twink #hes just like me fr #tboy adam stanheight yep yep #i kin him #adam faulkner stanheight #saw 2004 #saw #sawtism

[aellivi]

Ok yeah I think I like drawing him this way more.

#cult of the lamb #art #fanart #sozo #my art #sozo cotl #excuse the messy shading #it was missing something and i was like . yeah this works #cotl sozo #he's just a fun guy #obligatory sad mushroomo on the right #i might not be able to fix him but i can draw him being a boyfailure #imagine not even dying where you're supposed to #bullying him in my mind forever #ask me about him I dare you

[mystycalypso]

WIP

My Adult Nicky, currently he's mostly a concept sketch I did

I thought I was happy with it but honestly I want to make him even messier

Still love his scrunched up posture tho, he's very messy in his posture <3

#nicky hello neighbor #hello neighbor fanart #hello neighbor nicky #nicky roth hello neighbor #nicky roth #he does t rex arms #just like me fr #he's a boyfailure /pos #welcome to raven brooks #hello neighbor welcome to raven brooks

[nonuggetshere]

Here's how you too can stop being a background Patrol Guy in a few easy steps!

Step nr 1: murder

#clangen #warrior cats oc #wc ocs #spooky arts #I think the fact that Kinkstar was a background boyfailure who had literally nothing going for him except he was the designated patrol guy #and mentor and he was the lame part to his much more interesting sister and then he just went and became an accomplice in murder and became #a leader just. Made me have a soft spot for him #Yeah babygirl give us nothing!! #It's like if Thornclaw was made a leader and I'm living for it. It's so funny #The fact that the only singular guy with no personal drama or interesting romances or relationships and who's defining trait is his undying #love for his much cooler twin sister got chosen as deputy is just. Sending me. Of all cats #Okay to be fair maybe choosing the only one who has his life figured out and isn't getting into petty drama was the right choice #my ocs #oc: kinkstar #oc: oddflower

[tubchunk]

see more likely than not q!tubbo's actions aint gonna do shit and its not even gonna be serious attempts to break fitpac up itll be the cartoonish hijinks devolving into slapstick comedy

but the reasoning behind it all..... the reason he wants to do this....... That is what is making me go insane

#cuz knowing how this is gonna go #his ass is NEVER admitting or saying the real reason #“where will there be space in bw for me now?” and thats gonna be a joke but oof #qfit expects this cuz he knows he interrupted the movie date qtubbo and fred had #but qtubbo only sees pouring rain and an empty mailbox with a light that hasnt switched on in weeks #qtubbo would rather die than say its bc he doesnt want things to change between the morning crew dynamic #tubbo qsmp #qsmp #rotating thw cubito in my mind you are such a boyfailure i love you

[samstronomy]

hes me i fear

#i saw his face and cried bc why is he literally me #i have had this kind of interaction on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS #THE IMMEDIATE REGRET #HES SO FUNNY #he’s so boyfailure #sorry for bad quality #btw #i made this on mobile #trafalgar law #law #law one piece #one piece

[chalkonwhiteboard]

"Hand me my shovel...I'm going in!"

#horrorpedia #reverse 1999 #reverse1999 fanart #it took me 120 pulls to get him ONCE. #reverse 1999 horropedia #i still got Jessica in the process so all is well #he is kinda me in the cringefail loser boyfailure way #reverse: 1999 #reverse: 1999 horrorpedia #r:1999 #r1999 fanart #r1999 #reverse 1999 fanart #reverse1999 #will wood lyrics cause its literally him

[sleepytownez]

Congratulations! You’re Traumatized! ☆

#really wanna know what happens to him in season 2 #I unfortunately like this series #sigh #boyfailure #nicky roth #hello neighbor #hello neighbor welcome to raven brooks #how to tag this series help #he got fucked up I need to know how #I will be staying out of this fandom besides art because every account I’ve checked has me in their DNI I can’t win here #sad #this was a very quick sketch it’s not very good sorry #hello neighbor: welcome to raven brooks

[dooblez]

but i’ve tasted the rain

now i want real life

#he dig a hole beetle #we dig a mole beetle #that song is so him vibes do you see my vision #look at my sopping wet cat son #he’s so boyfailure #i wanna do something bad to him #but in an affectionate way #anyways guys look up mole beetle by will pearce it’s a good song #and i think it fits him <3 #my art #scarab #fionna and cake #at:f&c #I HAD SUCH A HARD TIME DRAWING THE LIQUIDY PART #PLEASE BE NICE TO ME ABOUT IT 🥹 #I DONT CARE IF THIS IS CRINGE IM FREEEEE #HAHAHAHAHAHA

[hangarsliquides]

he's so pathetic. so completely horrible at everything. i will elope with him

#pat the alligator #later alligator #give me the boyfailure gator that's in his mid 20s and still acts like a kiddie with a large rainbow lollipop #he's so autismcoded #i want to make him worse

[creature-feature-creature]

GLaDOS from Portal :}

GLaDOS FROM PORTAL

CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS! seriously, play the game.

from an anon I'm naming jimmy

Design; 9/10 - Augh I don't know what exactly about her design I like, but she's just- COOL. Like big robot lady!! So cool!! I don't know if this counts as design but her voice actor Ellen Mclain did an AMAZING JOB!! Her voice is so cool, especially at the ending when she gets like evil evil :). And the song at the end??? I literally didn't even know that was from portal until I did the research for this and I've listened to it for actual YEARS.

Purpose/Character (yes I'm renaming this part); 10/10 - okay so my only actual experience with GLaDOS so far has been poker night at the inventory + the things I read for research. I loved her in those games and I've heard she was a PHENOMENAL character in the portal franchise. If I do her injustice I'm this part, I'm sorry.

So I didn't really care about spoilers this time because I was accidently spoiled for portal a while ago. GLaDOS being the tutorial character and slowly getting more sinister throughout the game until she is revealed to be the villain is just a really cool plot twist that I enjoy! Also apparently she was a human who was mistreated by scientists and turned into a robot and then she killed them all with a neurotoxin??? AUGH I love cool backstories like that!! She just seems such a genuinely amazing character and I'm sad I haven't played the games yet! I listened to her voice lines for this and it sounds like she pulled off being the tutorial character and the villain at the same time?? I cannot describe this but the feeling I get when reading a well rounded and well written character is just like- A!! They make me so happy!!

Overall; 10/10 - side effects of reading this post may include losing your teeth and/or sanity.

#rating #rating animals #ask me stuff #ask box #creature feature #glados #glados portal #portal #portal 2 #poker night at the inventory #poker night 2 #wheatley #oh wait i didnt mention wheatley #he seems cool too i guess #canon typical boyfailure #guess whos late for school while writing this?? #me 😎 #ok bye <3

[mnonep]

Hopefully I'm not too late but I did the dialogue meme as well o3o)7 such a fun and cool template by cereovo!!

#dino #my pathetic little boyfailure #HE'S TRYING HIS BEST OK #the reaction from my friends is that he's a really funny lil guy which is interesting because while he is entertaining to me #I spend approximately half of my thoughts making him kith elysium #and the other half mauling him like a doggy chew toy (seaborne related fuckery you know how it is) #arknights #Also for his voice claim I kind of assigned nishiyama as a passing thought once but unfortunately it completely solidified in my brain #I actually don't know if he's had any roles where he's a neurotic little guy so I don't have a 1:1 voice claim #but I think the timbre of his voice is perfect for dino #also I became so insane that I started listening to nishiyama's original songs (which are actually pretty good btw) #ok I'm done sorry for all the rambling (CAN U TELL IM CRAZY ABOUT HIM