#he had no business being this hot

[thedeepgreensea]

Watched Mirror Mirror yesterday and oh my god

#he had no business being this hot #star trek #my art #star trek fanart #star trek tos #tos #james t kirk #jim kirk #mirror kirk

[codychristiantreasures]

Too much.

#cody christian #he had no business being this hot #sir please #this outfit too #this man is just so… #🫦 #cody allen christian #asher adams #all american #theo raeken #teen wolf #mike montgomery #pll #codychristianedit

[stuckinapril]

Plans for tonight: studying physics and psychology and not being pressed about anybody’s dumbass son ‼️🎀🥂💕

#man who is hot? we don’t care #we stay focused on the goal #saw the 28 year old grad student I had a psychotic crush on for the longest time but he’s licherally none of my business #you know what my business is? bernoulli’s law bitch #i was like 20 and he was 27 at the time of us talking and I’m to this day surprised we talked however brief it was #the daddy issues really shone w this one #guys my age suck too so in conclusion we just avoid men for the time being #instead of having toxic thoughts about looking as hot as possible to get his attention I will instead do these physics questions. bless #p

[crow-in-snow]

HORRIBLE HISTORIES | 02.01

Laurence Rickard in the "Literally" song

#horrible histories #laurence rickard #larry rickard #viking larry #and his smoulderingly sexy axe playing #he had no business being this hot in a children's show

[mydairpercabeth]

FIRELORD MY FLAME BURNS FOR THEE

#zaddy dae kim #HE HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THIS FINE #if evil why hot #if bad why sexy #fire lord ozai #daniel dae kim #all im saying is we should hear him out #my heart cant take it #atla #avatar: the last airbender #the last airbender #zuko #are we calling the netflix version natla?

[prapais]

love in the air + text posts [2/?]

#asiandramanet #asianlgbtqdramas #asianlgbtqdrama #love in the air #lita #prapaisky #payurain #text post meme #mygifs #litatexts #payu had no business being so hot before he beat up stop in that bathroom but he did it for me #not me making myself emotional with the paisky and payurain ones when i was supposed to make silly little memes </3 #i miss themmm!!!!!

[crybaby-bkg]

ohhh my god I’m looking at all these sex toys for this fic and saw this like pleasure tape that you can use for a lotta stuff and????? thinking about being a brat to gojo and acting like nothing he does is enough for you and he gets a little fed up about being sooo under appreciated!!!

so he lays you out on the bed and goes to work with the tape. tapes your mouth shut and your wrists together. tapes your tits so they sit up nice and perky for him to nip and lick at whenever he damn so pleases. then moves down between your legs, shushes you with condescending coos when you wiggle and plead through the tape for him to let you up, even though you’re wetter than he thinks he’s ever seen you.

and he tapes your cunt from top to bottom, despite your little hiccuping moans about how mean he is to you. at least, that’s what it sounds like, but for that, he still flips you over to tape your asshole too, biting at the flesh when you groan.

and then he leaves you there, wiggling and moaning and looking so pretty for him like this. tied up and teary eyed, and when you beg through the tape to be freed, only then does he feel a little more appreciated because you need him. that’s all he’s ever wanted from you.

#DOES THIS MAKE SENSE #I hope so #it made sense in my head #but as I was writing it I was like hmmmmmm what. #but yeah that pleasure tape had me barking at my phone #never been a fan of being tied up/down and such #but it’s something like so demeaning yet hot about using the tape to cover you #oh you don’t wanna appreciate me? wanna be a brat? complain that I don’t give you enough bc I’m so busy? #fine. you get nothing then. #ohhh I’m weak in the knees #him making you wear it all day when he’s out to ensure you can’t touch yourself 😵‍💫 #he can always tell when the tape has been taken off and reapplied #and he punishes you for it 😵‍💫 #I need. t lay down. #I wont him so bad #okay gn I don’t need to come up w ANOTHA damn fic idea #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #gojo treats! 🍬

[yanyanderes]

me crawling out of my coffin to tell my followers i’m not dead i swear

little ramble in the tags-

#eyyy it’s been a hot minute sorry for being dead #been a busy four months #have been focusing on not failing class so i don’t get grounded #had a few art commissions from friends #and i’m broke so i needed the money so that took some time #then driving lessons came up #been taking my the act test like every month #dog broke a bone while we were playing fetch #and then he refused to take any medicine and kept getting his wounds infected with how much he licked them #(he’s doing better now dw❤️) #anyways #still in driving classes rn #typing this out during break #but if you wanna flood my inbox while i’m busy feel free and i’ll see if i can respond during my lunch break

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

Me: I don't know what to do with Veronica's character in post s8 au, I don't want her to be Just Lance's sister and Kuron's friend with Pidge's storyline slapped on her, but also I'm not really sure about her character. Sure there's the whole lying to her family thing but I don't think that's enough?

Brain: ok so what if Veronica started out as trying to look for what was Lance upto but she ends up being so obsessed with finding the truth that not only she repeatedly puts herself in harms way but also the original goal falls on wayside.

This could be her way of dealing with trauma which is getting engrossed in the Mission and a problem to fix while suppressing her grief and refusing to actually acknowledge her problems and her own emotions a foil to Kuron's arc that is him being literally driven by emotions. She's angry at Lance for leaving without a word and angry at her family for their clinginess, however she keeps it to herself and just avoid them pretending everything is fine and normal

Also a foil to Lance who started as trying to figure out what was going on but as soon as he realized that 1) Allura and Kuron are still sorta alive 2) he can bring them back, he got obsessed with it consequences by damned.

Plus through her we can actually explore how quintessence actually effects and changes humans rather than become aware of the end result

Also there's something a character who is obsessed with truth but is also such a frequent liar

#There's a lot more but it involves changing a lot of elements of this au and explaining half assed elements and scenes in my head #post s8 au #post s8 posting #Just realizing she's having a jon sims arc. Good for her! Atleast she won't accidentally cause an apocalypse #It is still very draft and beta and I keep changing things in it as soon as I think of something cool #I kinda want Lance to be like at first seeing him living a 'normal' life but also there's something clearly Wrong #Veronica seems to be always busy and gone and never there. Shadows and crows being weird #and a voice asking him 'Did you make right choice?' And 'Remember' and 'wake up' #only to reveal that he has been living in a fake reality and a lot of his family is dead #yk that one scene in dunmeshi where Laois digs up and stares at Falin's skull. Lance digging up a grave and be like 'Mom?' #it's representational in his own head. And Lance created this fake reality as a form of denialism #Veronica at first being standoffish not being completely honest with Kuron #Lying to Kuron and her superiors about where she had been making her sus #Kuron not knowing that Lance was the one who brought him back until much later #only that *Someone*was reaching out to him in Shiro's mind and made his body #The family is dead and Lance was living in fake reality reveal happens just as Veronica starts being honest with Kuron #Few of the family members are killed due to retaliation from an extremist galra group #A hot topic in coalition meetings which is a way for connecting Hunk!!!! To the plot!!!!! #I love you my brain!!! #Sorry this is so fucking incoherent

[healingheartdogs]

Also the malinois person (h*rdybunch) on that malinois service dog post is literally one of the people I have worked with in person who had a mal SD that I am talking about specifically saying their dog DEFINITELY should have been washed. Their previous malinois SD was dog reactive and I personally watched that dog attack multiple other dogs unprovoked INCLUDING ONE OF MY DOGS AT MY OWN HOME when they temporarily lived with us in 2020. They also admitted in 2020 in discord to other SD handlers when discussing Mallow that she had snapped at children in public before and that they didn't consider it a problem worth correcting because she only did it when they were stressed, which is absurd and unacceptable in general but especially given that a large part of their disability is psychiatric and being in public greatly stressed them out by their own admittance. Mallow was actually ILLEGAL for them to be working by ADA standards for SDs because of her reactivity making her dangerous to the public and to other SDs. They should definitely not be giving out advice about service dogs because they knew that the whole time they were working her (she continued being worked for years after all this stuff in 2020) and they intentionally hid it from the general public.

That person is literally my #1 example of why protection breeds SHOULD NOT BE SERVICE DOGS and why I do not trust people who work them as SDs because they are almost always ignoring behaviors that make their dog unfit for SD work. Please stop listening to them about service dog stuff jfc.

#the very first time i met mallow we met up at a dog beach in FL #and mallow broke off from playing with Hermes to run a good 20 yards away #and attack some poor lady's LEASHED border collies that she was walking by with completely minding their own business #i literally have a video i was taking of Hermes to post online that fay that never got posted #because all you can hear in the background is mallow attacking that poor lady's dog #that is not a dog fit for service work #and yet Darcy continued working her knowing she was reactive and a potential danger #and intentionally lied about and hid it #he also did really irresponsuble things with her like putting her in downs in grocery stores and then just WALKING AWAY #sometimes even out of sight #as a way of showing off how good her down stay was #like he wasnt LEAVING A REACTIVE DOG THAT HE ADMITTED SNAPS AT STRANGERS UNSUPERVISED IN PUBLIC #PLEASE STOP ASKING DARCY FOR ADVICE #also ive had them blocked for a hot minute for being incredibly abusive so idk if their pronouns are still he/him so sorry if they aren't #i might think they're a dangerous and abusive person but im not trying to misgender them

[southside-otaku]

SCUSE ME I THOUGHT HE COULDNT FIGHT WAKUI?!?! YOU A DAAAAAAMN LIAR!

#ngl he was absolutely hot being a broken man #and Wakasa had NO BUSINESS being so fine #literally mixed feelings #I started this chapter excited #then I cried and then I got turned on😂 #tokyo revengers #tr 270 #tokyorev #tokyorev270 #shinichiro sano #wakasa imaushi

[coolspacequips]

My unpopular opinion abt the new Castlevania series ig is that I just don't have any care or sympathy for these little church goons that they were trying to humanize this time around... Like Olrox revenge kill go off, I watch u kill that boys mom minute 1 but I'm still in ur corner bbygirl! I see ur thru line.

But then his little shitty church bf sanctioning and standing by all the actions of the church and also we don't talk about the homophobia he's supporting while also being gay and also sleeping w a man his church would have (and did) sanctioned the genocide of several times over... I'm supposed to think the way he shut Olrox down was anything worth feeling bad for, I just rolled my eyes at his self righteousness. Walk away from that man, Olrox!! We saw where this manic Christian love leads, and it's what ur Abbott did (who I also don't give 1 fuck about him or his white xtian guilt especially after That LOL)

I guess I can tentatively respect that the church guard's storyline is gonna potentially be about deprogramming him, but I hate that they seemed to be posing him as correct in accusing Olrox of having no soul, when we as the viewer know it was an act of love that he didn't think he was capable anymore, after what was done to him at the hands of ppl that the church guard. To me all i felt was the heartache from his POV so common in these communities where u thought you have a Good Christian that saw you, but he still sees you as the monolith of his imaginary enemy the second push comes to shove, even though your actions have shown again and again that there's nuance to be had

#the only whites that gave gotten a pass from me is baby belmont and the speaker mom #who's daughter I'm sure will mature i want to like her but she got shackled into a plot w the abott #which means we have to spend a lot of time on his white man pain about how he had the power to do so many terriblw things and chose to do i #anyway just wanted to get this off my chest i couldn't watch it fast enough and don't remember the guards name #and didn't look it up bc i don't want someone looking for him and starting a fight w me #just sucks bc i love Olrox so much and a lot of his fan content is him w this man i can't stomach tbh #i hoped he would be different i hope he can change or that Olrox finds someone else #text posts #i don't want to get into it too much more i have to rewatch this show bc baby belmont and Annette are my kids and Edouard is so special 2 m #bls im not a hater so if u like the guard i don't care #i just have a lot less interest in these types of threads ik some ppl who have been victims of the church find them cathartic #but i often find the storyline too much in the business of comforting the oppressor being represented and find them tedious #raised in American South where a lot of the cultures being examined exist and have flavored it #particularly this time period being looked at w plantation slavery plus French and native relations being v highlighted in my region #ugh anyway let me not get started x2 plus i don't care who's side drolta is on #she's bad and unjustified just insane and likes murder and looks very hot while she does it the end #(i love her every show putting black girls in it take note of the way they treated her hair so many styles 🥺💕)

[seventh-district]

in other news i cannot stop fucking listening to Brokenheartsville by Joe Nichols and i’m starting to annoy myself with it but. i cannot stop. it’s too good

#Seven.txt #music stuff #it’s this perfect mix of being applicable to my current taste while also being a very nostalgic song for me #‘cause i liked it when i was a kid. and i recently heard it on my father’s radio outside. and man it’s been y e a r s since i’ve heard it #why is it so addictive to me #like. you cannot make a song that opens with the lyrics- #‘He wore that cowboy hat to cover up his horns. *insert seductive guitar sounds here* Sweet-talkin’ forked tongue had a temptin’ charm.’ #and expect my southern and devil-loving ass to not go fucking feral over it #even when i’m not listening to it it’s playing in my head. was analyzing the lyrics the whole time i was in the shower earlier #but what’s funny is i think i’ve listened to it so many times that i’ve developed a whole new story than the one actually being told #but like. with how much he’s supposedly upset that this guy stole his girl or whatever #which i know he’s probably just comparing some dude to the devil and not actually saying that it was the Devil Himself #but it’s so much better if u picture it as actually being the devil that’s picking up this dude’s girlfriend in a bar #but anyways given how that’s supposed to be the point. he spends so much time describing the devil and ain’t got shit to say abt his girl #like okay buddy. we know you liked his cowboy hat. we know you liked his sweet-talkin’ tongue. #we’ve heard all about the make and model of his Long and Chrome Very Red Hot Sexy Devil Car #do u not have anything to say abt ur girlfriend. are u not gonna wax poetic abt her? no? too busy admiring the Devil and his Hot Car?? yeah #we’re gathering that #like.. brother… i dunno how to tell u this but i think u might wanna fuck him a lil bit #‘Love’s gone to hell and so have I.’ yeah!! i’m gathering that!! good for u dude!! get it!! #so now the whole time i’m listening to it i’m just like. this is a love song abt the devil! #which it isn’t. but it could be!! and so that’s what i’m choosing to see it as. bc i’d feel the same way tbh #i much prefer the idea of him being pissed that he missed his chance to run away w/ the devil than being pissy over his girlfriend leaving #it’s just so much more appealing to me im sorry #also. side note. when i was a kid i thought the line was ‘that angel up in the air’ and not ‘that angel who did me in’ #and i don’t know how i misheard it so badly but now i sing it wrong every fuckign time cause it’s still cemented in my head from childhood #how young was i. hold on. #oh yeah it came out in 2002. so yeah i was quite young when i heard it a lot so i think im forgiven for mishearing it so badly lmao

[eelqueen]

thinking about him

#this man permanently gucked me up as a young teenager he had NO BUSINESS being that hot

[omegapheromone]

Listen I don't normally post anything not safe for work/tumblr but I apparently just. Am having a really strong heat for seemingly no reason and basically my brain isn't working right and it's like... my own skin feels uncomfortable and my body is just. A mess really.

#listen if I had to pick one single guy from Star Rail my pick might surprise some people a bit #while Jing Yuan seems like he has it all I still can't tell if he'd treat me well enough #and Dan Heng has that mysterious emo boy aura... He'd probably forget I exist let's be real #so I pick Gepard. Gepard Landau #first of all he has an older sister who is really very cool and I would love to hang out with her too #second of all he's really kind and cares about people around him even when he's busy being a silvermane guard captain #third of all. hot #that's all thanks for coming to my ted talk #no but really he's on the path of preservation and everything. he's like... the definition of reliable safe and lovingly protective #I feel like stubbornness would be his only issue. and I think he probably has a spoiled side #but god almighty he's actually the perfect Alpha(tm) in every sense of the word. if you don't believe me play the game and you'll learn #if he wasn't an option I'd probably go for... hmmm. actually I don't know. there are many fine men in Star Rail #but few are anywhere near Gepard's level of Ideal Husband Material actually #and while the bad boys and powerful sexymen like Blade or Jing Yuan are attractive options #they'd hurt me either physically or emotionally. Gepard would take a hail of bullets for me I just know it #this is my gremlin-like omega brain evaluating how ideal any given attractive pixel man I see is for a real-life dating scenario #heat 🌡 #gamietxt #let me be delulu in peace while im in heat ok. shut up

[andys-whatever]

Posted Larry, so let’s post “Frank” 😋

#he had no business being that hot #frank cotton #Hellraiser #andrew robinson #andy robinson #my posts