#has so much comedy potential

[halteinfachmaldeinefresse]

Es wäre so einfach, Skinny & Dylan in eine Situation zu schreiben, in der sie jemanden umbringen...

...but i dont know if i want to go there yet

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Skinny: alter, warum hast du das gemacht? was sollen wir denn jetzt mit einer fucking Leiche?

Dylan: hat er verdient oder nicht?

Skinny:

Dylan: kannst du jetzt mal die Beine halten?

Skinny: ok

#these two idiots figuring out what to do with a dead body #has so much comedy potential #die drei fragezeichen #dylan parks #skinny norris

[rochenn]

The Jedi Order mainly being an institution about teaching makes me sad that we never see more "Jedi classes" outside of the popular ones like martial arts, healthcare and Force wackery.

Alongside basic language and science education etc there have to be at least some trade and college courses on offer, right? The Jedi need a bunch of their own people with law degrees. Proper pedagogy studies for future crèchemasters. Cooks. Managers. All types of engineers. Electricians. Accountants. Researchers. How many Jedi hold a doctorate or professorate? Because I think a large number of them do. Their databanks are filled with millennia of dissertations. You can still find Yoda's articles from 500 years ago and cite them in your history research paper.

The Order just having its own micro-economy going on and every member getting their own regular job education next to all the lightsaber swinging adventures... pls

#like idk... mace actually has a phd in chemistry #what if yoda passed the fucking coruscant bar exam 700 years ago and now is a veritable law historian for the post-ruusan era #LIKE!!! #comedy potential but also so cool #it would also make the war so much more jarring bc now the padawans simply don't get to have a job that isn't “soldier“ #imagine being in the middle of ur nice little social science major as a 20-smth padawan and then the war starts #and your courses are spontaneously switched to officer candidate school type shit #:/

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The girls are plottinggggg

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wen chao #wang lingjiao #Realizing she was supposed to have an upper lip mole was a cold slap in the face. So sorry ma'am. I won't forget again. #They are evil dumbass 4 evil dumbass and I think we are all missing out on the sheer potential of the comedy between these two. #They have way too much power and are using it for the wrong reasons - which makes them truly great villains. #And when things don't go their way they become piles of whining sludge. #Wang Lingjiao is forever fascinating to me even though we only get crumbs about her. #She's a servant girl who's greatest asset is her beauty and her attractiveness. #Meaning she's had a life being in the gaze of people with significant positions of power over her. #I can't help but read her childishness and petty tantrums as someone who has finally been given the chance to not feel powerless. #If she was a more virtuous type we might 'like' her more but honestly...I don't think she would have survived to this point. #WLJ has only known power hierarchies her whole life. Probably accused of seduction before she even understood what that meant. #I love contrasting her with mianmian because they have similar(ish) backgrounds but different approaches to moving forwards #But WLJ's story is about flying too close to the sun and mianmian's is about going too close to the water. #Like the sea mist dragging her down into complacency - all the sect powerplays are mandatory to 'go along with' if she wants to climb- #-the social ladder. Yet she is the cautionary tale (and a foil to JGY as well) she leaves before sacrificing her own morals. #Mianmian flies away with her wings only slightly plucked while those who sacrificed everything to reach for the top crash and burn.

[luneariann]

This came to me in a vision

#bsd #atsushi #atsushi nakajima #bsd atsushi #bungou stray dogs atsushi #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs fanart #bsd fanart #ely-comics #kind of offtopic but #I think younger versions of characters should have diff haircuts #ppl cannot be having the same hair their entire life gang that’s 1. ridiculous and 2. SOO MUCH COMEDY POTENTIAL GONE #hate it #anyway he has longer hair as a kid cuz I said so #and the reason his hair is so fucked is cuz he cut it himself

[strawberri-draws]

pjo doodles/memes lol

#my art #fanart #strawberridraws #pjo fanart #pjo tv show #percy jackson fanart #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #grover underwood #annabeth chase #nico di angelo #bianca di angelo #thalia grace #They’re so silly guys #Nico and Bianca’s whole situation has so much comedy potential I won’t take criticism

[lesbianfakir]

I have so much love in my heart for Raven!Mytho but we were so robbed of these three being proper friends

[ID: low res distance models of Mytho, Duck, and Fakir sitting side by side on the ground. End ID]

#they have like two scenes where theyre all on good terms with each other and theyre SO FUNNY #literally so much comedy potential in mytho being unable to read that duck and fakir are friends #hes like why are my friends so mean to each other :( #guy has no idea #princess tutu

[fivedollarfred]

Behold! The picture I started months ago, lost motivation for, and have been finishing up the past four days!!! I'm so happy how their faces turned out :,)

I have the headcanon that Scout is really good at throwing basically anything, including knives. I mean, need I bring up le Guillotine?

The program crashed right as I was finishing it up and let me tell you I almost had a heart attack!

#digital art #fanart #digital painting #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #krita #kritaart #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #They have a older brother younger brother dynamic #and no one can convince me otherwise! #There's so much comedy potential! #And tragedy potential! #Finishing this has granted me inner peace

[adipostsstuff]

The 'Es is Mikoto's younger sister' crack-but-not-really theory post

@74n5n don't say I don't do things for you.

This is mainly a joke theory I thought of randomly but when I thought about it more there was actually a lot of evidence for it so I'm going to compile a list of it here.

They have similar appearances, doen to their ahoges. I reblogged a post earlier about this one.

Es is a similar age to what Mikoto claims his sister to be (early high school age)

Mikoto calls his younger sister brilliant. I don't know about you but I consider memorising large sections of law, psychology and philosophy to be pretty brilliant. They canonically "have a thirst for knowledge" and enjoy learning about new things and may possibly be the most learned person here despite having thr least amount of lived experience.

Es refers to themself as 'uchi' in his second voice drama, which a less formal and more childish pronoun rather than 'boku' like they usually do, which may indicate dropping their guard in front of him and becoming more comfortable around him. This is the only time they refer to themselves as that. (Credits to @/somokoto for pointing this out.) (Side note: it is somewhat amusing to me that the characters Es seems to be closest to are the ones voted guilty trial 1.)

The rest of this is mainly behavioural similarities which isn't actually evidence and more so parallels but I'm going to list them anyways.

5. Both are prone to overworking themselves.

6. Both are a lot stronger than they appear to be. Mikoto is "a normal man with average build" yet he is the 3rd strongest prisoner out of the lot. Es and Kotoko both point out that their physique is not very strong yet they fucking knocked Kazui off of his chair. Sure, he was taken by surprise, and they were quite panicked, but Kazui is heavy and Es is tiny. They should not have the muscle to do that from their appearance alone but they do. They could probably vault half of the prisoners across the room and they wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

7. Onto the last point, both (well, John more so than Mikoto, but he is just a different aspect of him) have violent instincts, which is something they share with many others and is likely the result of forgotten trauma.

8. Both have identity issues and dissociate.

9. Also I believe in the "Es committed a murder in the past" theory so that in this context is very funny. Siblings who kill and then forget about it entirely separately.

Like, I do not believe thus will actually happen because I'm not sure where to fit that in narratively and it seems like a pretty big reveal to just gloss over, and also you would think Mikoto would recognise his own younger sister (unless he's been away from home for that long and hasn't been able to return, which, given his work situation, isn't entirely implausible), but it would be wild if it were to come true.

#milgram #es milgram #mikoto kayano #This isn't even my wildest crack theory. That one's coming up. #don't take this too seriously #I may have missed something #This has so much comedy potential and angst potential #Imagine getting voted guilty by your own sister that you said you got along with #If they found out I imagine Es would pretend they didn't and continue to treat him like a prisoner #While Mikoto would go out of his way to reconnect with them #I think a lot of people would like this one bur I only tagged one person because she asked for it.

[cosmichearter]

Michael: I am once again pestering you, Archivist 

[Image ID: The drawing depicts Michael Distortion, a white man and spiral entity with long fluffy blonde hair, speaking to Jonathan Sims, a brown man with gray streaked short brown hair and crescent moon glasses. Jonathan Sims is reading from and holding up a piece of paper, while Michael is resting his chin in his hand. Michael wears a lime-green fuzzy sweater under a brown cardigan, while Jonathan wears a green button up shirt. Michael is slightly glowing. /. End ID]

#tw bright colors #michael distortion #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #I love his colors. he has so much colors potential #heart shaped #I reject your horror podcast and replace it with a workplace comedy #the line is Isabella's catchphrase from phineas and ferb #oftheheart

[jegulily-stuff]

Underrated part of a jegulily lives au:

Petunia complaining about or trying to hide her 'weirdo hippie sister who doesnt care about the real world and lives in a commune' (a manor with her two husbands) from her social circle of frenemies

#petunia and lily both as adults has so much potential #comedy drama angst anything #jegulily #txt post

[blood-choke]

#not sure if this exchange will make it in game cus it feels a little too goofy compared to. everything else #but i need you to know that clear and hana watch anime together #also i just think the idea of mc having to catch up on pop culture has so much comedy potential i need someone who is funny to write this

[9hikers]

star beast was fun but i do wish the jokes abt the doctor previously being a woman were less like... "oh stupid male-presenting timelord" and more "the doctor's gender is Alien and their pronouns are fucking/guess"

#9 speaks #i know people are praising it for being very transfemme friendly and i'm so glad rose is just chill like that #but i do wish they would like. Talk To A Nonbinary Person before making any of these jokes #i've been spoiled by fan content where the doctor has a more genuinely nonbinary/fluid perception of gender #dunno. you could say it's focusing less on the fluidity and more on 'each regeneration is its own person' #obv there's nothing wrong with that perception of timelord lives but i've always been of the opinion that timelords #would have a very fluid perception of self #hence why 12 and missy constantly flirt about their past selves. 'she was my man-crush' 'back when he was a little girl' #<- that perception shows timelords talking about each other as if the self was one continuous being going through cycles #but the way donna and rose talk to the doctor is as if the minute he regenerated he lost all perception of womanhood #is a bit odd #could be chalked up to a difference in half-human perception of timelord selves vs. full timelord + the cultural upbringing of gallifrey #(he is desperately trying to come up with an excuse for what is blatantly just 'a cis man wrote this without much input from trans people') #(he's also just pissed off that they could've made a bunch of transmasc jokes abt the doctor TO PARALLEL ROSE and DIDN'T) #the lost comedy potential is more offensive than anything...

[insomnicbypasser]

So hi fun fact im a big ben reilly fan, and i got super excited when i saw that he was one of the people going after miles at the end of smatsv

Even though hes mostly played for laughs and stands as the comedic relief for quite the serious trio with miguel and jess, hes one of the most tragic characters (in my opinion of course) in the spider man comics

I feel like the writers didnt have him in the last part of the movie for just a couple of quick, haha angsty man who talks about his every action jokes, i have the idea that hell come back at some point during smbtsv as a sort of chekhovs gun

Just thinking about how much ben could be a point of comparison to miles current situation at the end of the movie, a double who has no place exsisting in this timeline or new york

#ben reilly #miles morales #smatsv #smbtsv #a little sad with how much he was played for comedy #his original debut in the comics was so serious dude has actually been THOUGH it #also dont get me even started on ben and miguel #“my counterpart almost/did die and i took over/ thought about taking over their life after they were dead because i deserve their happy end” #the potential comparisons make me want to bash my head through a wall im mentally ill

[orbdotexe]

They’ve been like this for a while now. The Guardian gets hurt, Ghost scolds them, and they feel guilty for burdening him; for dragging him down with them, and being why he can never go home. They won’t listen when he says they’re his home.

bonk bonk bonk. this is my apology for taking so long on... literally everything else. The Cayde short is actually done now, but wasn't at the time of me finishing this one (which has been done for a few days, I'm just. too lazy lmao) so someone bully me into posting Cayde Hug please

Anyway here is a nice Young Wolf and Ghost short! angst with a side of some beloved bickering <3 they are so stubborn but they are soulmates (platonic), your honor.

[ao3 link]

The statues, twice their size, are caught in poses of combat-ready or investigative, some having tried to run farther down the hall. The blizzard swells and dies out farther down the corridor, leaving the blanket of wisp-soft Void swirling around their steps as mist continues bleeding through the cracks in what was once a battalion of Cabal.

Their arm sways at their side, cold blood squeezing out of shrapnel wounds down the side of their body, the other hand tightly gripping Howl. Ghost materializes to their left, but they stumble forward, stepping towards the frosted over parts of their helmet. There’s a shard of a frag launch splitting down through the eye of it; the orange glow dead. 

They plant the tip of the sword on the ground to hold steady as they lower themself over their helmet, Ghost trilling worriedly behind them. The streams of blood begin to reheat, numbness leaving the limb in favor of a boiling pain, and they can feel the soothing chill of Ghost scanning their injuries. 

Shakily setting Howl down beside them, they move to pick up the tattered helmet, to be met with an irritated strumming through the Bond. “Guardian, at least hold still long enough for me to heal that arm before you make the bleeding worse,” Ghost sighs out. The Guardian only grumbles, before holding the arm out for a proper scan.

The movement itself makes them tense, resisting the urge to screw their eyes shut against the pins and needles and the accidental twisting of metal scraps still in some wounds. They hiss at the cold air, partially regretting the choice of Void as they all but pour heat out through the shredded armor and skin.

They trace the broken edges of their helmet with their spare hand, rather than watch Ghost knit the skin back together. The feeling of the metal shards being pushed out from the inside as the torn muscle pulls back together makes them nauseous. 

No matter how many times they’ve felt it, or woken up from a death to their insides still being patched together, or had to pull themself off of spikes for it to even happen—The nausea always comes back. The frustration of never getting used to something so common in their non-life always comes back.

“Guardian.” Their fingers are bleeding, cut on the broken metal. The edges of their vision swims in and out, and they're not sure if it’s blood loss or the hallucinations again. “Guardian? You’re doing it again.”

They blink, and lower the outstretched arm. The burning feels distant, and the skin is stiff with dried blood, but the wounds feel closed, and the repaired parts of their armor are thinner than the parts that hadn’t been damaged.

He sighs, more irritated—exhausted?—this time. “We’ll need to see Drifter again if we want to repair your armor properly. There’s only so much I can do.” It feels as if he’s scanning them, but the blue glow never comes. “Still with me?”

As a soothing pulse pushes through stiff barriers of Light, they feel some sense return to their body and their face soften. Turning their head away from Ghost, the Guardian gives a small nod. A part of them wants to cradle him; say they’re sorry for putting him through this. He should’ve had someone better. 

They settle instead for a soft rippling in the Light; the feeling of tucking a sleeping other’s hair away. He knows what they mean.

Ghost shoves his shell into the side of their head, making them lose the thought and duck away. “We’re not doing this again, Guardian! If the Traveler itself gave me a chance to pick someone else, you know I’d refuse every time.” His voice softens as he speaks, and he must have seen the small wince that crosses their face.

“I mean it, Guardian,” he chimes, firm but soft. Wholly faithful. “When I told you, through Light or Dark, I meant it. Even if it’s just you and me against the world, I wouldn’t change a thing so long as I had you.” 

They know Ghost means it; they’ve never doubted it—But that’s the problem. He deserves so much better than a monster for a partner. The crumbling, now barely recognizable statues of Stasis prove them, if not a monster, a force of chaos. Both unstoppable, and immovable. Even with the explosives and traps, there was never a chance. 

The shared turmoil strains the Bond with impressions of spirals, and Ghost lowers himself to hover just over their shoulder as they hold their other hand up for him. “Monster or not—and I’m not saying you are, but you never believe me—” He rambles, “You’re still my partner. My Guardian.” 

And he’s their Ghost. But it changes nothing. The blood is half dried, dripping sluggishly, as he closes the cuts in the pads of their fingers. They rub them together, the nerves still knitting together feeling like pins and needles. 

Nudging him with their shoulder draws a huff out of Ghost. “Yes, I’m done. But this conversation isn’t over.”

It’s their turn to sulk—The conversation is never over. Who’s the monster, who’s to blame, who should suffer: Ghost’s answer is always the same—They scoop the parts of their helmet up, moving it to one arm, before sheathing Howl on their back. 

They could clean it later. Ghost gives a puff of discontent.

As they stand, the sound of the last remnants of Stasis crackling out of existence drags their eyes up. The remaining wisps of Void smoke are quickly phasing out of the air, and they take a moment to watch the last evidence of their destruction crumble into nothing. Only the damage of weaponry to the building and their spilt blood remain.

“I’d say that’s progress, wouldn’t you?” Ghost murmurs, tone light, and they can’t help but give him a weird look. This quiet destruction– progress? They get a puff of indignity in exchange. “Well, I did get the data Drifter needed, so yes– But not what I’m talking about.” 

The look he gives them is… cheeky. They don’t like it. “What I meant was…” There’s an audible smile creeping into his voice—victoriously smug—as he bumps their head. “Youuu didn’t fight me on healing this time.”

Scars. He’s smug about the scars. 

They give a thin-lipped grimace at his priorities, and he just beams brighter. “It’s not much, but you don’t make personal progress very easy, Guardian.” They huff and turn away from him, walking down the hall to the back exit. 

Ghost rests his shell in the junction of their hood as they pull it back up, both of them knowing the Guardian will walk slower so he won’t fall out.

“I’ll take any win I can get with you,” he chimes to himself, quiet.

#destiny 2 #the forsaken exile #Howl is literally just The Young Wolf's Howl. just to be clear #also GOD they are so soft. Wolf pleeeease what do you MEAN ''the feeling of tucking a sleeping other's hair away'' #no i dont care that im the one who wrote it. absolutely insane about how much they care about each other #(sorry if the format is a bit clunky. it looks a lot better in docs and ao3--) #also also obsessed with The Bond between Guardians and Ghosts. literally the only thing i remember in canon about it #is Ghost talking about how far their bond has progressed but that he still cant read their thoughts #i love canon dearly. but im too unwell about the potential of Wolf using him as a translator lmao #it has much comedy potential. #but i also like treating the bond kind of like... the way psions are described as communicating #obsessed with that one loretab where a psion tells Misraaks their ''name'' and its a bunch of feelings... ough #so. here's my elaboration on my beloved Light Bond. even though the last Ghost snippet talked about it #but thats the bond from *his* POV. this time its Wolf!! love Wolf sm #(<incapable of shutting up about either of them)

[cowboy-robooty]

okay. calling all yandereheads. does anyone know any stories that has a yandere but like they have a sidekick (that doesnt really want to be their sidekick but is forced into it and decides to make the most of their situation and ends up acting like a silly friend to them) and at first they hate their sidekick and want their ass dead but keep em around bc their sidekick helps them stalk their crush but then the story does a switcharoo where the yandere realizes sidekick is their #truelove and goes yandere for sidekick

#THIS CONCEPT HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL IDK WHY NOBODY DOING IT #LIKE THIS WOULD WORK REALLY FUCKING WELL AS A COMEDY SLICE OF LIFE MANGA I KNOW IT (except in execution the yandere probs never falls in #love with sidekick 🙄) #BUT I NEED TO SEE IF ANYBODY HAS MADE THIS EXCEPT THEY GO ALL IN WITH THE YAOI #im sorry im asking because the demons are taking over again #since this trope has had a gorilla grip on my brain ever since my depressive episode got really bad that one time so i was on wattpad right? #and i was lookin at yandere x readers because i needed to feel middle school joy again but then i found one that was Unironically Good. #i kept reading it bc the yanderes name is the name of my fucking dead grandfather and i thought that was really funny and it was well #written but kinda shitty at the same time bc it wasnt aids to read but it was japanese setting that Was Very American #and (y/n) [that i named yosuke] is actually such a good charactee bc he doesnt give a fuck about anything hes like shang qinghua HES SO #LIKABLE AND FUNNY HES EATING SHIT EVERYDAY AND FEELS LIKE A COMIC RELIEF ITS SO GOOD #oh also for this fanfic i checked the authors acc and saw they had disappeared for months and i was like lol i guess they got hit by a car #and then i found out they actually did #but anyways yeah that fanfic is my enemy though bc its so good but still so fucking shameful and i refuse to get anybody into it #SO THATS WHY I NEED SOME MEDIA TO TAKE THAT PREMISE AND USE IT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL AGAIN #BC SOMEONE HAS TO TOP THE FUCKING YANDERE X READER WATTPAD FANFICTION #PLEASE #AUWGJSJDKSKSKS THAT FUCKING FANFICCCCC...... So GOOD.... <-(demons are winning)

[serpentinespider]

My (maybe controversial?) Spideyflash opinion is that Flash has an unbelievably intense crush on Spider-Man but has no feelings for Peter Parker whatsoever

#Maybe it’s just because I’m aro and hate the romance aspect itself #but I much prefer this dynamic for its comedy potential. For the same reasons it’s funny in canon #Like. This normal guy likes this other normal guy? Yeah okay I guess. I’m not intrigued. Go on with your day. #But… this guy has a celebrity crush who also happens to be the person that he doesn’t gaf about / hates so much (depending on the media)? #now THAT’S exciting. You can do so much with that #and yeah I do love repressed feelings but ehhh idk the teenager romance dynamic that some Spideyflash enjoyers are engaged in just #isnt that appealing to me personally #Do I think Flash/Peter can be written well? Yeah absolutely! #but does the CANON suggest that Flash or Peter have any romantic feelings for each other at all (in any version)? No I don’t think so #Tasm Flash/Peter works the best in my opinion… thinking specifically of that deleted(?) scene where they hug at graduation #but “guys who dislike each other and then date aww” is just. A bit boring for me #this is SPIDER-MAN we’re talking about #why are we getting rid of the superhero aspect #this fully is just me ranting to nobody in particular. To the Flash/Peter enjoyers I see you and I appreciate you it’s just not up my alley #(most of the time) #spider-man #spideyflash #fish.txt