#happy halloween bitches

[pascalsbby]

Summary: He’s been hunting you for weeks now. It’s funny how on the first truly crisp day of October, on Halloween, is when he decides that he’s had enough of it. He’s hungry.

Joel Miller pays a Halloween visit.

Word Count: 700

Warnings: 18 + mndi, sex (p in v), age gap, power imbalance, pet names, possessive tendencies, teetering into brat tamer territory, dbf!neighbor!joel, the “daddy’s not around? good,” trope.

I hope you’re celebrating the holiday accordingly babes.

You know it’s his knock before you even open the door. Something about the way his thick knuckles reverberate through the wood.

“Boo.”

The bottoms of his boots hit the threshold as his shoulders fill the height of your doorway. The wind blows in the heaviness of his presence. His voice scares something in you, sure, shakes something a little loose. You reckon you won’t be able to find whatever it is until it completely falls out of you.

Or is whispered into you, your body stopping in recognition. It hums warmth through your skin the closer he moves.

“Mr. Miller, quite the boogeyman. Was expecting someone a little… younger.”

“They don’t call me all the things they do for nothin’, pumpkin.” He smirks proud through his witty remark and throws his eyes down your body. “And what are you?”

“I’m too old to trick-or-treat Joel. So door patrol, that’s what I am.”

“If you’re too old,” he mocks, stomping his feet closer, “Then what am I? ‘Nough of that, where’s your Dad?”

“Out.”

“Oh, don’t be like that sweetheart. I brought you a gift, but I guess you’re too old now to want somethin’ sweet. Good girl, really. You get too much sweet n’ it starts rottin’ your teeth. Too pretty for that, aren’t ya?”

“You’re asking a lot of questions.” He liked that you talked back.

His teasing wasn’t new. The way your body reacted to it wasn’t new. The way his eyes darkened the closer they drifted to your core, wasn’t either.

“Well I’ll leave him your message for when he gets back. You’re holding up the line.” You motion to the tiny humans behind him.

“You’re a lil’ piece of heaven, you know that?” He crooks his head to the left, looking for traces of his words through your body.

You knew you wanted to be a part of his heaven, even if you were just allotted a little tiny space in some forgotten corner.

“Tell you what. You give these good and patient kids their candy and then you walk back into that door and I’ll follow. You won’t ask questions, you’ll do as I say and you’ll do it with your mouth shut.”

He’s been hunting you for weeks now. It’s funny how on the first truly crisp day of October, on Halloween, is when he decides that he’s had enough of it. He’s hungry.

So you do as he says, giving the children their candy while he stands behind you. You can feel his presence.

“Happy Halloween!” You close the door before anyone else comes up. Before time runs out and you’re no longer alone.

Joel isn’t a patient man, either. Never has been.

“Wanna show me how well that pussy stretches?” He asked as if it was a question rather than a demand. “I’ll be gentle if ya listen. How bout this, tonight you can be my little play thing. Would that make you feel better? Feel like you aren’t missin’ out?”

His fingers were already melting into the fat of your hips, turning you around and promptly folding you over the couch.

He aligned his hips with your ass, pressing himself into you as he pushed you harder into the couch. He was so big, overpowering. It felt good to melt below him. Safe.

“Need me to show you what you can take, little mouse?”

You would love to find out how he likes it, how arched he wants you, if he wants your hips titled this or that way, which way feels better for his cock. How he holds your shoulders, hand sprawled against your naked back, one leg on the couch and the other holding you up, filling you over and over and over again as he presses you into your own wetness coating the couch from screaming releases.

He’s purring obscenities in your ear.

“Knew you’d take me well. We fit so good together. Wanna see myself right,” he grabs your wrist, positioned above your head and against the couch to stop him from breaking it every time he enters you again, and moves it to where your stomach and mound meet, “here. Wanna see it bulge whenever I hit our favorite spot.”

Masterlist

#happy halloween bitches #pedro pascal #joel miller #tlou #the last of us #joel miller x you #joel miller fanfiction #tlou fanfiction #joel miller x y/n #smut #dark!joel miller #dark!joel #neighbor!joel #dbf!joel #brat tamer! joel #bratty #one shot #halloween

[negu-artchives]

They're in love, your honor.

#dazai x atsushi #dazatsu #dazushi #my art #otp #gabi ng lambing haahahaha #ginawa ko ito sa kalagitnaan ng midterms huhu #forda pahinga then review ang ferson #happy halloween bitches #vampire dazai #vampire x victim

[bisexual-horror-fan]

"Hey, did you see the new Scream movie?!" "Yeah! I loved the twist where the cheerleader who died first ended up being Ghostface the whole time!"

#HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES #Cheerleader Ghostface because why tf not? #BHF cosplay #BHF face #Ghostface cosplay #MWAH #I love and miss you all

[tillthelandslide]

Husband 💗

#happy Halloween bitches #ross macdonald #my ross #the 1975

[lokisgoodgirl]

Trick or treat, your ovaries go YEET

bonus points if you don't even have to look at the face to know who these hands belong to🥴🥴🎃

The pathetic thing is, I can also guess the era based on his muscleature.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are both a treat and a trick, lovely @glitchquake. And I mean that as a sincere compliment🎃☺️❤️

#tom asks #happy halloween bitches

[nicolethered]

When Javi met Judy in 2x05 The Enemies of My Enemy, part 3 of 3

#pedro pascal #javier peña #happy Halloween bitches

[ofthecaravel]

What’s Your Motive?

#happy halloween bitches #love me some scream #and love me some besties #AND love me some spooky season #more on the way of course #gvf #greta van fleet #sam kiszka #danny wagner #myart #greta van art #scream

[magik8-ball]

Can the living marry the dead?

#corpse bride #Emily #always the bridesmaid never the bride #my favorite #happy halloween bitches

[aidaronan]

Chapters: 1/1 Words: 5526 Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson, Tommy Hagan/Carol Perkins Characters: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Tommy Hagan, Carol Perkins Additional Tags: the plot is as thin as a dollar tree Halloween wig, Happy Ending, monsterfucker Steve, monster eddie, alt universe - no upside down, Not Canon Compliant, implied Steve/Tommy past fuckbuddies, Docking, Rimming, tongue-fucking, tailfucking, huge literal monster loads, Come Swapping, blink and miss it blood tasting, Light D/s Dynamics, They Did The Monster Mash Summary:

Steve grew up hearing campfire stories about the Black Woods Monster.

He just never expected it to be real (or for it to want to seduce him.)

#steddie #fanfic #mine #for the monsterfuckers #happy halloween bitches

[guycalledalex]

Hey! My eyes are up here! 👁️👁️

#happy halloween bitches #this took far longer to pull off than I care to admit #but I’m happy with how it turned out 😌 #me #face #mine #halloween #horror #sfx horror

[fitztragedy]

#fitztragedy #winxsource #bloodwitchfeast #fate the winx saga #ftws #fate: the winx ha #happy halloween bitches #ftws edit

[tokyo-chainsaw-dragon]

(I'm doing this since I NEED to figure out what post most of y'all like [especially my followers]).

#digital art #chainsaw man #tokyo chainsaw dragon #polls #artists on tumblr #happy halloween bitches #chainsaw man movie poster #fami brings pizza #csm #posting

[pattysplaceofplaces]

Patty Sandiego

#Happy Halloween #Happy Halloween Bitches #carmen sandiego #carmen sandeigo 2019 #Carmen Sandiego Cosplay #Patty Sandiego #I’m so hot #please be nice I was anxious about this

[es0789]

#happy Halloween bitches #femme #masc #lesbian #personal

[somethingexcessivelyphallic]

i think i was just possessed by the spirit of spirit Halloween i wrote an entire 5000 words of Karkat and Vriska verbally sparring and shiiiiit it’s intense so excited to post 🖤🎃👻🧡

#ft Dave feudrian slipping about Karkat’s ass ofc #homestuck #dave strider #karkat vantas #my fic #me #personal #happy Halloween bitches #simstuck #ao3 #writing inspo

[gorefesttopia]

24/7 365 days a year!

#halloween #michael myers #happy Halloween bitches