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spoopy butchlander prompts for the spirit of hallow's~<3

cause how could i not on this fine day~<3 and these have been a long time comin' ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

let's get right into it~<3 and as always, free to use/modify however the fuck you want even fitting with different ships<3 this shit's here to inspire and get creative juices flowing<3 ;)

let's start with satanlander~<3<3<3

i really actually love overpowering already overpowered characters, tho to be fair i just love empowering characters to begin with<3

anywho~<3 satanlander~<3 or just AWFUL actual godlander. not even joking, the abrahamic biblical god fits homelander's vain 'worship and love me forever or i'll kill all the fucking babies' MO to a goddamn T... so that realization just gave me whiplash holy fuck--is that sacrilegious and offensive? oh yeah, probably definitely at least a little. but i mean--.

starlight: "oh, so now what, next you're gonna claim that you were actually jesus too?"

homelander: "don't be ridiculous, yeshua was my son."

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because the idea of that little interaction tickles me in a way y'all would not fuckin' believe<3 yes it is free to use, yes i also do plan to use it<3 tho with a more 'catch-all/many named god' ancient vampire lord homie<3<3<3 (who's been in my head far too long, and lemme tell ya<3 he wants OUT<3<3<3)

ANYWHO~!

satanlander<3 i do love me some playin' with religious lore and mythology. i love even moar the idea of homie being an obedient turned rebellious son/creation of a malevolent god. it just... it fits him so fucking well<3<3<3

for the lucifer aspect, mischief as always<3, 'sympathy for the devil' is perfect inspiration (as it always fuckin' is lmao) butt just imagine poor billy boo discovering homelander is actually satan.

no, leik really, *actually* fuckin' satan, what a serious mindfuck that would be for that poor bastard, especially if homie is more of a universal force that is necessary for balance/can't be destroyed.

billy would probably need to sit down and reevaluate his life (giving this boi an existential crisis is what i live for~<3<3<3)

this one actually has a goodlander version too. something i've always loved as a concept is the 'slave to my nature' concept for gods/forces. in which certain beings cannot act outside of the laws set for their power. it can be both tragic and compelling.

well, what if satanlander didn't *choose* the role and sought to be FREE of it~? ;))))))))))) or even just give the angels their free will back because god is a prick who gives them none of it?

whether homie's actually an extremely evil bastard or not, let's say he 'convinces' billy that the truest evil is his 'father/god in heaven'?

it could be a trick using billy to usurp the throne of heaven. or~<3 he could actually honestly be trying to free himself/siblings. for an even bigger tragic twists, it could be he was given the role/'nature' of the devil specifically so a human would never trust him to help him so he could never break free<3

even moar tragic if the throne of hell ends up needing a replacement when he leaves it empty and the dark nature is at least somewhat part of the deal<3 tho that one could be bittersweet<3<3<3 assuming him and billy become lovers across worlds that are able to at least occasionally unite on earth~<3

ugh, that'd be cute honestly<3 satan sweetie billy boo and god of assholes homie<3 especially billy's asshole~<3<3<3 (or swampy cunt, cause i can't not love that<3<3<3)

what does he need billy for you ask? OH ;))))))))))))))))))))))

maybe to plant that antichrist seed~<3 LMAO! could you imagine<3, i mean satanlander would def have the power to plant that seed in billy boo<3<3<3 ;)))))))))))))))))))) but he'd also probably have plenty a power to make a fighting soldier out of billy, especially if billy boo has something like remnant angel blood or demonic blood<3<3<3

but of course~<3 CAN'T forget SACRIFICE billy and misunderstood turdly childish devil homie~<3<3<3 who is just mostly done giving a fuck but will entertain himself because YES!

this incorporates dairy boi shifter billy goat butcher~<3 if wanted, because also yes~<3 but billy can also be a regular ol' sacrifice. or even an asshole who sneaks into place to replace/save the actual sacrifice (becca or hughie maybe) and try to fight satan. it fails. spectacularly~<3

but maybe satanlander finds it hella cute~<3 and we all know billy boo needs to get milked<3<3<3

CAN'T forget the captured or bound devil either<3<3<3 rolling it back to a vought setting, homie could be what be bound to his master in the mortal world, looking for someone to SET. HIM. FREE~<3<3<3. maybe billy boo even finds out and finds a way to become his master... and gets way moar than he bargained for<3<3<3

maybe hell is run in a corporate setting and billy becomes his assistant that is secretly trying to kill him the whole time. OOH, gotta do some ugly americans shit at some point. lmao, and probably come back to the angels/demons vibes for some a that angel shit<3<3<3 (since this is kinda focused on an overpowered homie<3 and *EMBRACING* the monster~<3<3<3)

which brings me to the next sorta similar one<3

eldritch lord homie~<3<3<3

whether baby eldritch lord or ancient, think this one definitely~<3 creates such a lovely opportunity<3 (most of this is from my own wip idea that will hopefully some day get finished, of course can be expanded on/altered any sorta hway~<3)

especially if he's been secretly courting billy as per fucked up eldritch traditions~<3<3<3

here's a kicker, imagine eldritchlander using becca as more of an incubator for his spawn, whether entirely genetically his or he steals some of billy's for the other half assuming billy would not appreciate being impregnated but would somehow appreciate a child between them. because this is an eldrtich motherfucker we're talkin' about, lmao.

def think becca should get something for her troubles there tho. made undead maybe? umbued with power~<3 both<3 able to deck eldritchlander in the jaw or punch him in the nuts for all the trouble he caused her sounds like a perfect option~<3 especially both~<3

have to have to have to mention the toothy cunt. i gotta. idk HWY. but i may have a bit of an obsession with the monster vagina that is also a mouth and can... eat... things. also cannibalism<3 i do imagine this is something that billy boo could be gifted when imbued with power/chosen as a mate for the eldritch lord homie<3 it does so fit him, honestly<3<3<3

also love the idea of billy having dreams about cthulu and other monsters lmao!

but gotta honorable mention thanos and david and that loving relationship of torture on every single birthday for the poor human<3<3<3 IMAGINE. thanking a frien for this one~! BUTT, imagine. birth to adulthood and every birthday is just so fuckin' terrible for billy with homie killing someone he loves or doing some other awful shit.

but it's okay. cause that's just how eldritch homie's culture works and he's courting billy boo<3.

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torture birthdays is definitely a general concept that could work with a slightly older regular homie, alien homie, ancient vampire homie, or even satan homie<3

but speaking of alienlander~<3<3<3

this idea actually sparked from his comic fake 'origin' that mirrors our beloved kal-el of kryption<3

let's say he was an alien... say that... dropped down in a field in germany, and was found by a scientist.

let's say this alien has a human guise, but is a bit more. say... a bit more animal. a bit more... voracious. and certainly hungry. let's say humans are on the menu~<3 but it's young, vulnerable, alone. bonds or imprints on the first person who finds it.

let's say it's the source for v. a VENOM in its fangs... ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

this set up is one that can work out so fucking GLORIOUSLY and gets me way too excited for the carnage and horror to come from it<3<3<3 ( i love horror lmao could ya tell?)

concrete garden (soft yaoi short manga/no smut story if i remember correctly) is actually FANTASTIC inspiration for this one, concrete garden honestly deserves it's own whole ass prompt because homie is legit the angel like straight up and just fits into it so PERFECT you would not believe--(highly recommend if have not read)

monster homie, whether alien, supernatural, or lab created is a concept that more than likely results in him actually *eating* becca/becky, literally, than anything else. although it certainly becomes less personal/more just an animal surviving kinda deal/wrong place wrong time for her.

and i will finish this later cause i got some shit with werewolves to binge for the next one lmao~<3 and if i miss this dear friday the 13th of october i will cry! ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

no really, i would cry. butt come back later for MOAR~<3

and happy friday the 13th~<3<3<3 ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

FUCK ME THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' THING AND ALL THE PROGRESS AND ATTEMPT AND I AM NOT LATE AND FUCK--

fuck... nothin' happened. totally not late<3 and happy fuckin' hallow's eve and the day of hallow's<3<3<3 so let's get back into it, yeah~<3?

werewolves~<3<3<3

there's a fun classic i probably come back way too much lmao<3 i tend to do them a certain way that involves minimum 3 forms (human, partial shift bipedal monster~<3, full shift wolf) so that's how i'm gonna be framin' it here, but def do your wolves however the fuck ya want~! (teen wolf as an example? homie would probably be a kanima<3)

anywho~<3

homie the wolf<3 two main new and unique ways with a couple a side hoes i see to add in to this mess of ideas lol.

billy knows about the wolf beast that ate his wife--but not that homie *is* the wolf beast<3<3<3 (this can certainly involve the hunter's aspect~<3) and is hunting that mofo down with a reluctantly helpful and possibly apologetic (or extra extra asshole who finds billy's obsession so goddamn cute~<3!!) homie while having no clue that mofo IS the wolf beast!

ramp up the moby dick captain ahab vibes~<3<3<3!!

OR<3

billy knows homie 'disappeared' his but don't quite know *exactly* what happened<3 but he does meet this big ass beautiful golden and loyal wolfy~<3<3<3

a note for consideration? a werewolf homie i would definitely picture to tolerate much less abuse from vought before up and leaving. he could end up also going berserk on a full moon and it results in him leaving<3 and then there's the *master* or pack aspect<3 and homie can def search for a new one once he *eats* the old one ;)))))))))))))))))

do love me sum big dumb puppy wolves too<3! and homie could definitely fit the play<3<3<3 *especially* if billy boo loves and takes *very* good care of this wolf doggo cause he's just such a good boi<3<3<3

and of course it all leads to a wolfy mate made outta billy boo<3<3<3

but what about wolfy baby billy boo~<3?

OOOH~<3 homie could def SMELL that<3<3<3--

but i could *DEFINITELY* picture billy boo challenging the strongest wolf around only for homie to turn around with an 'mmm, no~, i think i'll claim you instead<3' but i *do* love the idea of homie turning billy<3

BUTT~<3 what else~?

weeeeeellllll~<3

vampielander<3<3<3

the moment i've all been waiting for~<3 lmao! this guy may as well be the star a the whole damn show cause he's the main inspiration behind this whole damn thing after all~<3

and. lemme. tell. ya.

ancient vampie lord homie<3

hunter boi billy boo<3

the dynamic fits so goddamn perfectly, it's insane and so fucking delicious<3<3<3

always ALWAYS love the 'hunter x prey BUTT--who's who~?' dynamic. THAT'S the meal ticket, the real deal, the cream a the goddamn crop~<3! ya *play* with that question to high hell and it is--*chef's kiss* it is just *precious*<3 and i especially love when our truly dangerous bois with *excellent* control go ahead and play with their food<3<3<3

and lemme tell ya~? homie fuckin' plays with his food<3 and does have *pretty* excellent control lol! (an ancient vamp lord would def have that a bit moar developed too<3<3<3)

but let's talk about the hunter boi<3 there's definitely a play here and i picture billy could either be inexperienced, bigoted against vamps, and therefore going after 'the big one' to get them all in one go~ (i do like the intricate connection that a sire/original vampire lord has to all the rest) possibly~<3 being manipulated/encouraged by the lead hunter douche *channeling that gerard argent motherfucker* or going against direct orders from a not so douchey lead hunter (probably mallory/mm, assuming they are in on this shit)

there's also a balance there that could def teeter totter on both~<3

OR<3

billy is the LAST of the hunters and has been chasing john down for the last century or moar<3<3<3

becca in this case could have been eaten, turned, killed, all three-- my personal fave is turned cause it would probably hit the hardest for billy if he is the one who has to kill her because of it. homie could even use that against him in a cruel twist of fate. especially if hunters have a drive to kill vampires that's hard to resist

homie could *also* be hella possessive and not quite like sharing his toy<3<3<3 with poor becca</3

when it comes to lore i *definitely* love to play<3

for hunters, i tend to do ancient rites + ancient blood/some kind of fucked up method in which they give themselves an advantage against what they hunt, not just in terms of 'holy' objects if ya get me. i like the idea that a true hunter is also somethin' a little magically~<3 (or scientificly~!!) created, either by witches/humans to help 'balance' things out<3 (not so much lmao) their blood would be poison for normal/lower vamps too and *generally* they can't be turned

for vamps? OOOOOOOOH--. there are LEVELS to that shit<3

love love love the hierarchy bullshit that vamps got goin' on half the time. i use that as a means to play with their strengths and weaknesses.

lower 'thralls' or incorrectly 'turned' humans just makes sense, extreme weakness to sun, garlic (LMAO or whatever other herb), 'holy' tools (from hunters), less control, weaker over all, easier to kill and when they die it's clean (turn to dust) tho i do like the idea they get more monstrous and ravenous

up the ranks/older they get? stronger they get, harder to kill,less vulnurable to weaknesses and *easier to revive* (likely with varying levels of desication/crystalization), plus more powers like memory manipulation and mind fuckery *plus HORNY when they feed LOVE that detaill*--

fully/properly turned would need venom *and* blood from the vamp that bit them. then come the born vamps (whether from freak mutation or vampie parents~<3) homie would likely be the first born from a freak mutation~<3

with this vamp set up, if they're still set in 'the boys' vers and butcher's keepin' way more secrets than advertised, V can be made either from homie's venom or his blood, likely being that vought *found* him entombed in germany and well... (this concept works for anything ancient/otherworldly~! LOVE the idea of man playing with that which they do not understand/diddling the bad and powerful magics to make V~<3)

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but beyond that, with homie being the oldest/strongest/original mofo, he'd also probably be invulnurable to most if not all vamp weaknesses, a fuckin' daywalker (because of course), compulsion from him would work on all other vamps, and be the only actual vampy asshole who is legit unkillable (beyond being temporarily knocked out for a long ass time before someone fucking disturbs his *sleep*) and this homie could def have a lot of complexes and different views of the world. who knows, maybe this mofo was even the one to *start* the order of the hunters and straight up *created* them~<3

maybe he's been lookin' for a billy boo to preform some dumbass ancient ritual to get himself the fuck to sleep~<3

butt~... i wonder what would happen if john decided to *bite* his little hunter~<3..

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which leads us into the next bits lmao~!

the vampire queen~<3 in which homie makes a perfect little mate for himself<3<3<3 POSSIBLY accidentally~<3 and then the little wolf<3<3<3 in which billy has some old/dormant werewolf's blood that suddenly *wakes the fuck up* once that vampire venom hits his blood stream<3<3<3

these especially work if billy boo is *not* aware of homie being a vampire.

one thing i will mention that i love to do with wolves (especially energetic or angery bois paired with a vampire) is make the wolf a kind of 'overproducer' of very strong blood that can feed the vampire/regenerate quick enough where there's generally good balance/no issues<3 it's just nice to set things up like that<3<3<3

it's *also* nice that when i make my vampires~<3 put a baby in their partner's belly~<3, suddenly they can't drink their blood because that powerful vampie child is being a major cockblock--oops...

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anywho~<3 WOOOOO!! ALMOST done<3

just one finale<3 last but not least<3<3<3

the lab created monster boi<3<3<3

lol obviously gotta be more specifc there given circumstances<3<3<3 beloved monster boi is beloved--

BUTT! picture a homie who is *something* of the above, a proposed 'supernatural' creature... EXCEPT--.

he was legit *lab created* and came out *so so fuckin' wrong* insteada the ragin' 'success' we get to know him as<3<3<3

I LOVE the concept of 'science aims to make one thing' and~ '*accidentally* made THIS' and that works for a werewolf (ideas can be mix matched and combined as a reminder~!), vampire, your own creative creation~<3, and lemme tell ya... opens up a whole new can o worms that is just OOOOOOOOHHHHHH~<3<3<3!!

it especially gets straight up mah alleyway because i especially love the concept of homie's situation propelling *his* evolution forward a bit forcefully (making him a sort of prototype for next stage humans) which def reminds me of x-men LOL but also takes the loneliness and alienation he feels from regular humans to another step that is just~<3

THE LONGING~<3<3<3

but just picture it~! oh can you i hope you can<3<3<3 lonely weird vamp homie, lonely weird wolfy homie, lonely weird tentacle monster homie~<3

billy could *find out* what he really is but then find out none of the 'myths' work because, well... vought truly made a perfect predator...

this one can go back and tie into concrete garden vibes too<3 but GAH--

welp... i think that's everything.. for now~<3

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i fuckin' hope--

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