Ganymede: So, who were your exes before you met your current partners?
Psyche: Nobody wanted to date me.
Ariadne: I ran away with Theseus, and he dumped me for my sister.
Hyacinthus: Thamyris was my childhood sweetheart who wanted to sleep with my aunts. Zephyrus was my one-time fling who was married. Boreas and I made out a few times, and he was also married.
Ariadne:
Psyche:
Ganymede: Damn, Hyacinth really got around.
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sorry to logan lerman truthers but i LOVE toby stephens
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August update of this Greek demigod. We don’t need to have him all shirtless - his shape is getting more and more visible to us even in shirts.
Though he wasn’t stuffing his face shirtless in live recently, some small updates here and a couple of TikToks there help us get the “bigger” picture.
He is working a lot at a hotel bar - including mostly standing around and serving up drinks - but also doing some minor jobs around the place. Nothing too exhausting, though. Anyway, when it’s time to lay back from all the work, Greeks like to throw feasts, like all the other nations on the Balkan Peninsula. And he likes to eat. And he isn’t hiding it from anyone. One must be proud of their body.
He is a patriot, he loves his country, traditions, he plays the bouzouki (a traditional instrument similar to the guitar), and he has a beautiful girlfriend he is planning to marry and have children with. You can tell his girlfriend cooks well, you can tell he is already sporting a flabby dadbod, and you can tell he is very good with children. He will make a nice father one day.
He must be the next level of body positivity. The base of his happiness is living life as good as one can, including eating a lot.
“If the man doesn’t have a belly, it means he doesn’t have the right woman next to him” - what beautiful words to live by in 2022.
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