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444names · 10 months

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greek and georgian literas + norse rune names

Alags Alaguz Alas Alasi Alasilon Alaud Alaukaukas Alaz Alphae Alphaga Alphagala Alphagan Alphagaz Alphags Alphal Alphalasi Alphan Alphanaz Alphani Alphannaz Alphaz Anani Anansuz Anauni Annaud Annaz Bannari Bansuz Bera Berae Beraido Beraidoni Berkan Berkani Berkas Berkasi Berkasili Berkau Berkaukan Berkaun Berkauni Berth Berthoe Berthorn Berthu Berthuri Berthurs Betan Betani Bjani Bjannari Bjansuz Bjari Bjariss Bjarkansuz Ch'arisani Ch'arisaz Ch'ariss Ch'arkani Ch'arkas Chie Ching Chingwaz Chingwe Chini Chʼani Chʼarisani Chʼarisaz Chʼarkani Chʼarkasi Daga Dagal Dagalgiz Dagani Dagannaz Dagla Daglasi Daglaz Daguz Dalas Dalasiloni Dalau Dalaukasi Dalaunjo Dalaz Dalgiz Deltani Dzilo Dzilon Dziloni Ehuri Ehurs Ehuruz Eiha Eihae Eihaga Eihaglaz Eihala Eihalaz Eihalgiz Eihan Eihani Eihansuz Enani Enari Enaz Epsi Epsili Epsilo Epsiloni Etani Fehuri Fehuruz Fehwaz Galauni Galaz Galgiz Gambda Gambdaga Gambdaguz Gambdal Gambdalags Gambdalaud Gambdalaz Gambdalgiz Gammani Gammansuz Ganani Ganari Ghae Ghaga Ghagalgiz Ghagani Ghags Ghaguz Ghalaz Ghan Ghanani Ghansuz Ghaz Haga Hagal Hagani Hagaz Haglagalaz Haglau Hags Haguz Halagalgiz Halags Halasi Halau Halaz Hanaz Hani Hannaz Hansuz Heta Hetani Hing Hini Horn Ingwe Iotan Iotani Ioth Iothagaz Iotho Iothorn Iothuri Iothurs Isan Isananaun Isani Isannariss Isannau Isannaz Isansuz Jannari Jansuz Jari Jarisaz Jarkani Jerae Jeraido Jeraidoni Jerkani Jerkas Jerkasi Jerkaud Jerkaukani Jerth Jerthae Jerthani Jerthaz Jertho Jerthoe Jerthorn Jerthu Jerthuri Kanani Kanaud Kannaud Kannaz Kansuz Kappari Kasi Kasili Kasilo Kasilon Kasiloni Kaud Kaukani Kaukasi Kaukaud Kaukaunjo Kaunau Kaunaud Kaunauni Kauni Kaunjo Kenani Kenansuz Kenari Kenaud Kenauni Kenaunjo Keni Khae Khagaz Khagla Khaglas Khags Khal Khan Khaz Kʼari Kʼarisan Kʼarisaz Kʼariss Kʼarkaun Kʼarkaunaz Lagani Lagaz Laglaunaz Laglaz Lags Lambdags Lambdalgiz Lamma Lammanani Lammanaz Lammani Lasili Lasilon Lasiloni Laud Laukani Laukaun Launaukani Launaz Launi Launjo Mannani Nanari Nani Narisaz Narkan Narkas Naukani Naukasili Naunaz Nauni Naunjo Odaga Odagalgiz Odagani Odagaz Odaglaz Odags Odaguz Odala Odalaz Odalgiz Omegal Omegala Omegalasi Omegalauni Omegalgiz Omegan Omeganaz Omegani Omegaz Omicroni Otansuz Othani Otho Othu Othuri Othurisaz Othuruz Pariss Parkani Parkannani Parkau Parkaunaz Pera Perae Peraido Peraidon Perkanau Perkanaz Perkani Perkaukani Perkaun Perkauni Pertha Perthaguz Perthal Perthani Perthaz Perthoe Perthorn Perthu Perthurs Perthuruz Phie Phingwe Phini Psili Psilo Psilon Psiloni Pʼan Pʼani Pʼarisaz Pʼarkani Pʼarkaunjo Qarisaz Qarkani Qarkauni Qʼan Qʼani Qʼannaz Qʼarisani Qʼarisaz Qʼariss Qʼarkan Qʼarkani Raidon Raidoni Rhoe Rhorn Sannaz Shie Shing Sigman Sigmanaz Sigmani Sowili Sowilon Sowiloni Tanaz Taud Taukani Taukas Taukasi Taukaud Taun Taunani Taunari Taunaz Tauni Teihagaz Teihaguz Teihani Thagaz Thaglagla Thags Thal Thalaunjo Thalgiz Thani Thaz Thetani Thetansuz Thoe Thuri Thuruz Ts'ilo Ts'ilon Ts'iloni Tsan Tsannan Tsaz Tsʼilo Tsʼilon Tsʼiloni Tʼan Tʼanari Tʼani Tʼariss Tʼarkani Tʼarkasi Unani Unannari Unari Unaud Unaz Unjo Upsi Upsili Upsilo Upsiloni Urisaz Ving Vingwaz Vingwe Wunani Wunannani Wunarkani Wuni Yngwaz Zenani Zenari Zenau Zenaun Zenauni Zenaz Zetan Zetani Zhae Zhagani Zhagaz Zhaglags Zhags Zhaguz Zhal Zhalaz Zhalgiz Zhan Zhaz

#444 names #444names #dnd names #fantasy names #name stash #fantasy name #names #character names #random fantasy names

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fyodorloveclub · 1 year

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okay sorry djdbjd here’s a list of some active and inactive bsd blogs that i love with my entire heart <3

active blogs: @/luv-fedya @/8kh @/nagicore @/pompompurin1028 @/masuchu (i’m pretty sure you already follow them tho-) @/luvkun4 / @/i4sgwr @/fortheharbingers / @/voidcat @/chuuyasboots @/thecoffeelovingfreak @/hanazou @/tender-rosiey @/honeydazai

inactive blogs in case you wanted more content: @/whorefordazai @/sonder-paradise @/nameless-shrimp @/sebtomm @/trashykawahq @/allisonlol @/nullified-kiss

they’re a mix of sfw and nsfw blogs but here ya go!! :)

omg thank u so much mothe 😭😭 i just feel like i literally have no bsd on my dash anymore when that is my main interest so this is perfect jsjdjsjd but i follow a few of these blogs already and love them <3

#i miss allison 💔💔#voices in my head #lover: mothe 🪐

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sigma-kinnie-bsd2910 · 11 months

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violencebian · 2 years

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i saw your response in my uquiz and had to probe more about it,, my friend are you ok 💀💀

if i was okay would i be on tumblr

#ask #hanazou #/lh btw !!!! i feel like this came across as mean :(

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dinosaurtsukki · 3 years

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if Chuuya notices the fake mustache, doesn't that mean he's stalking too or 🤨

he was ✨ "observing intently from afar" ✨

#it's not stalking if its your best friend doing something dumb again #hua!!#hanazou #awesome myuts

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asturlavi · 3 years

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I dont know where to start complimenting you. Your art? Your narration? Your dialogue? Your in-depth characterization? The prose? Your AUs? Your creativity? Help me out.

wait wait wait wait wait this is too much, i don’t even know how to properly respond to this, my brain is going into full shutdown mode. all i can say is thank you, thank you so much, i’m going to lay down and stare at the ceiling now while attempting to absorb your kind words

#THANK U....#INSERT CRYIN IN THE CLUB MEME HERE #hanazou

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daephila · 3 years

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wuts up bay beeee

EY WHAT'S UP BABE (〃ﾟ3ﾟ〃)

I'm doing well in class but I miss the feel of pranking the teachers and making them give me 0 scores LMAOOOOO

#hanazou #cy talks #asks #seriously dude when f2f comes back I'm gonna drown my classmates in candy

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nameless-shrimp · 3 years

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DID I MISS A FACE REVEAL

NO FACE REVEAL YET... IT DEPENDS IF OTHER PEOPLE WANNA SEE MY FEMALE DAZAI COSPLAY 👉🏼👈🏼

#asks: hanazou #👁👄👁

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sweetwriters · 3 years

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Dear @hanazou

you’ve always been a role model to me ever since i began my blog on this app ;D i think your writing is absolutely amazing. it really captures the intensity of the moment, and you somehow make it pure !! there’s just something so very comforting about it <3 i love you and your blog, keep up the great work !!

With love, anon

#💌 — for hanazou from anon!

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kobunnie · 3 years

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prompt 3 for Fyodor Dostoevsky pls ☺❤

name: Hua, she/her

personality: I often act dumb but I swear I'm quick witted when the situation calls for it 😭✋🏻

description: uh straight black hair beyond my shoulder 😳😳

Thank you luv and congratulations for 100 followers 😙🎉🎈

Prompt 3: “Your love—it’s fake.”

Press “read more” to read your drabble!

“I’ve given you the benefit of the doubt for way too long, Fyodor,” you snarled. “I’m not as stupid as I may seem.”

Fyodor chuckled, his gaze falling onto your determined face. “Darling Hua, while you may think that you’re playing me, it’s really me playing you to think you’re playing me. I’m always two steps ahead.”

You laughed, your cold demeanor breaking for a second. “Maybe that’s what I want you to think.”

“It seems that our dilemma has turned into some sort of mind game. Who’s really ahead, I wonder?”

You smiled at Fyodor. “Darling, you could never beat me in a game of wits.”

“Although that may be true, didn’t it change when you fell in love with me?” Fyodor prompted.

“I never fell in love with you. Who could ever love such a person as you? You are someone who has no love for anyone but themself.”

Fyodor shrugged. “Except, I loved you, didn’t I? I said ‘I love you’ many times a day. So, how could I only love myself, then?”

“Simple.” You lean in close to his face, your noses almost touching. “Your love—it’s fake.”

Fyodor smiles. “Is it, though?”

“Don’t even try me.” You back away and turn, stalking out of the room. “In this game of wits, I’ll win, Fyodor. So you better be ready.”

“Of course I’m ready, darling Hua.”

i talk about a god complex but look at fyodor

#ko’s 100 milestone event #— ko’s writings #— ko’s requests #— ko’s moots #— ko loves hua #— hua!#— hanazou

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444names · 10 months

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norse runes + georgian letters

Alagal Alagani Alags Alasi Alaukan Alauni Anani Anansuz Anari Anauni Annani Annari Annaz Banaukas Bannani Bannari Bannaz Bansuz Berae Beraido Berkan Berkani Berkas Berkasi Berkaud Berkaun Berkauni Berth Berthan Berthani Berthaz Berthoe Berthorn Berthu Berthuri Berthurs Bjanari Bjani Bjannari Bjannaz Bjansuz Bjari Bjariss Bjarkani Bjarkasi Ch'ariss Ching Chingwaz Chingwe Chʼan Chʼani Chʼansuz Chʼariss Chʼarkan Dagal Dagala Dagalas Dagalaz Dagalgiz Dagan Daganani Dagani Dagansuz Dagla Daglasi Daglaud Daglauni Daglaz Daguz Dalagani Dalagla Dalags Dalaguz Dalas Dalasi Dalaud Dalaukas Dalaunaz Dalaunjo Dalaz Dalgiz Dzilo Ehuri Ehurs Ehuruz Eihae Eihagal Eihagani Eihagaz Eihaglaz Eihags Eihaguz Eihal Eihalaz Eihalgiz Eihan Eihanari Eihanaz Eihani Eihansuz Enani Enannaz Enari Enariss Enaunaz Enauni Fehuri Fehuriss Fehurs Fehuruz Fehwaz Galagaz Galags Galas Galasi Galauni Galaunjo Galaz Galgiz Ganari Gannani Gansuz Ghagal Ghagala Ghaglaz Ghags Ghaguz Ghalags Ghalas Ghalauni Ghalaz Ghalgiz Ghanaz Ghannan Ghansuz Hagal Hagala Hagalgiz Hagan Hagani Hagaz Hagla Haglagal Haglas Haguz Halagan Halaglas Halas Halasi Halaud Halaun Halaz Halgiz Hanari Hanaunjo Hanaz Hannani Hannauni Hannaz Hansuz Hingwaz Hingwe Ingwe Isanaud Isanaz Isani Isannani Isannari Isansuz Janaz Jannaz Jarisaz Jariss Jarkani Jarkas Jarkasi Jarkaun Jerae Jeraido Jerkan Jerkani Jerkas Jerkasi Jerkaud Jerth Jerthae Jerthani Jerthorn Jerthu Jerthuri Jerthurs Kanari Kanaud Kanaz Kannani Kansuz Kaukan Kaukani Kaukas Kaukasi Kaukaud Kaukaun Kaukauni Kaunani Kaunari Kaunaz Kauni Kaunjo Kenan Kenani Kenansuz Kenari Kenaukan Kenaunjo Khagal Khagala Khagani Khagaz Khaglas Khags Khaguz Khala Khalaz Khalgiz Khannani Khannaz Kʼanaz Kʼannaz Kʼari Kʼarisan Kʼarisaz Kʼarkani Kʼarkasi Kʼarkaud Lagal Lagalaz Lagan Lagani Lagannaz Lagaz Lagla Laglas Laglaud Laglaz Laukan Laukani Laukaud Launaun Launaz Launi Launjo Manani Manansuz Manari Manaunaz Mannanaz Mannani Mansuz Nanani Nanaz Nannan Nannani Nannari Nannaun Nannaz Nansuz Narisaz Nariss Narkani Narkasi Naukani Naukasi Naunan Naunani Naunari Naunaud Naunaz Nauni Naunjo Odagal Odagalaz Odagan Odagani Odagaz Odaglas Odaglasi Odaglaud Odaglaz Odags Odaguz Odala Odalagaz Odalaguz Odalas Odalaud Odalauni Odalaz Odalgiz Othae Othagani Othagaz Othal Othalgiz Othani Othaz Othoe Othorn Othuri Othurs Othuruz Parisaz Pariss Parkani Parkasi Parkaud Parkaun Perae Peraido Perkan Perkani Perkas Perkasi Perkaud Perkauni Perthani Perthoe Perthorn Perthu Perthuri Perthurs Pʼani Pʼansuz Pʼarisaz Pʼariss Pʼarkan Pʼarkani Pʼarkas Qarisan Qarisani Qarisaz Qariss Qarkani Qarkas Qarkasi Qʼananaz Qʼanaz Qʼani Qʼannari Qʼansuz Qʼarisaz Qʼariss Qʼarkani Qʼarkas Raidoni Sanani Sanansuz Sanaz Sannaz Sansuz Shing Shingwaz Shingwe Sowili Tanani Tanaz Tannani Tannaud Tannaz Tansuz Teihagal Teihags Teihaguz Teihal Teihala Teihalaz Teihan Teihani Teihaz Thagan Thagani Thagaz Thaglaz Thags Thaguz Thalauni Thalaz Thalgiz Thani Thannan Thansuz Thuri Thuruz Ts'ilo Tsanani Tsannani Tsansuz Tsʼilo Tʼani Tʼannaz Tʼarisan Tʼarisaz Tʼariss Tʼarkan Tʼarkani Tʼarkas Tʼarkasi Tʼarkaud Unarisaz Unaud Urisanaz Uriss Vingwaz Vingwe Wunani Wunansuz Wunari Wunarkas Wunaud Wunaun Wunaz Yngwaz Zenan Zenani Zenansuz Zenaud Zenaunaz Zenaz Zhagal Zhagan Zhaganaz Zhagani Zhagaz Zhagla Zhaglaud Zhaglaz Zhags Zhaguz Zhala Zhalaun Zhalaz Zhalgiz Zhanari Zhannari Zhansuz

#444 names #444names

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inkedberries · 6 years

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he was too late

#teruki mourned for the loss of shou's spiky red hair #rip red spiky hair #this is late i know #but better late than never #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #hanaz #hanazawa teruki #suzuki shou #don't get me wrong i really like shou's new hair now #my art #fanart

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whorefordazai · 3 years

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taking care of a drunk s/o

pairings; dazai | chuuya | oda | atsushi x gn!reader

genre; fluff | wc; 1.9k

warnings; mentions of alcohol

notes; @hanazou requested — In remembrance to the chaotic episode of our friendship when you, @its-chuuya-bitch , and I were simultaneously not sober, I present myself bearing a humble request where Dazai, Chuuya, and Oda (bonus Atsushi if you desire such) takes care of a drunken s/o. go wild — these were strangely comforting to write since i have no company when i’m not sober🧍🏻‍♀️

dazai

he definitely drinks a lot. he’s just good at hiding it so people won’t worry. he usually doesn’t take care ?? of people ?? but for some reason, he’s getting a bit over protective of you and it’s baffling him but he’s ignoring it for now 💫

“daaZaiEeii, wHere aRe yoUu…” is all he manages to hear before he feels something soft slump against his back, making him blink in surprise. he soon realizes it’s you (which then he has to stifle a chuckle because your cheek is smushed up against his shoulder, empty cup hanging still off your hand).

“oh dear,” dazai mumbles, raising his brows. he bites his lips to stop a smile. he tries adjusting your arms to hang over his, slipping his hand around your waist. “how much did you drink?”

“not enough. need more.” your words are slurred, an obvious giggle escaping your throat as you try to shuffle out of his touch. but he’s quick to push you back into his arms. he shakes his head. “i don’t think so,” and quite literally says no 💗 to your face

first thing he does is gets you to lie down because that’s what a good boyfriend would do in any given situation, right? no. very much no. he just turns his back for a split second to get you a glass of water but you’ve got other plans. within minutes he’s faced with an empty bed where you’re not there. nervous panics >:0

“hey~where are you~please come out~i don’t bite~at least not this time~”

and then he hears it—from under the table, he can sense sounds of shuffling feet and muffled giggles. inching closer, he waits a moment before peaking down. met face to face with your eyes, he smiles. “caught you!”

you gasp. “caught me…!” you let out an excited squeal, scrambling to get away. but under the small table there’s isn’t much room to move around, so dazai ends up being pulled under with you. suddenly you’re pulled up against him, face buried in his neck. his lips part in shock. half his legs are dangling out from under the table (one might even mistake him for a dead body 🤔) but it’s okay because you’re falling asleep on his chest

“we can sleep under the table.” you mumble in a doze.

“but—”

“no buts. no objections. i like it here.”

a smile tugs at the corner of his lips. he pushes away bits of hair from your cheeks. “you’re going to complain about your ass hurting when you wake up.”

falling asleep together all wonky under the table, romantic i know. however, dazai is prepared to deal with you once you’ve woken up. he’s already got pain killers and a glass of water when you groan in pain. “what happened last night?” you mumble. his hands lightly massage your shoulders. “you were wasted, angel. it was pretty fun to watch~”

you flop back down in bed. bits and pieces from the night before are all coming back. you look at dazai. “my ass hurts.”

he stares back, a frown on his face. “my ass hurts too.”

chuuya

man if you’re getting drunk so is he 🤨 there are now two intoxicated fools instead of one. and you know what happens when two lovers drink together at once? a mess. that’s what happens.

let’s just pretend he isn’t as drunk as you are. (come to think of it, aku is probably the one who drags him home when he drinks to the point he can’t stand ಥ‿ಥ) so he probably isn’t sure how to take care of someone else when they’re the one who’s intoxicated.

“why are you falling on top of me?”

“you’re falling on top of me too!”

basically the both of you trying to balance on one another while stumbling home in a drunken mess. once you manage to get home, chuuya immediately flops onto bed with all his clothes still on. and so the only logical thing you can do is flop down right next to him.

“chuuya, did you know i love you a lot?”

he’s too out of it to give his usual response in denial. “what the hell? of course i know.”

“well did you know i like your clothing style a lot. and your hat. and your choker. and—”

“w-what’s with the sudden compliments?!” he jerks up, cocking a brow and cheeks dusted pink. you shrug, shuffling closer to his body. “idk i think it’s because i accidentally stained your white shirts with red wine hehe.”

he’s finally got a taste of his own medicine and he does not like it one bit ಠ_ಠ you’re both menaces when intoxicated.

“chuuya, give me a piggy back ride.”

“…but we’re literally in bed.”

“doesn’t matter??” you scoff, rolling him over on his stomach and climbing on top of his back. he is confused, appalled, turned on, and a bit angry. “I CANNOT BREATHE.” he groans out, waving his arms around with no luck. you, on the other hand, have made yourself comfortable on top of his back and have fallen asleep. good for you! good for you.

the both of you just end up falling asleep like that because chuuya’s too tired to move you off or do anything about it 🙏 he wakes up with major back pain tho

oda

i think he had to deal with a lot of “tipsy dazai” in the past, so he’s a bit experienced when it comes to taking care of someone when they’re drunk.

first thing he will do is inspect your ability to walk. can you walk? no? yes? doesn’t matter, he’ll carry you anyways. “up you go,” oda softly murmurs, hoisting you on his back, hooking his arms around your thighs as you bury your face in his shoulder. “mhm you smell good”

“but i smell like curry.”

“and i think that smells good. only on you though.”

he blinks at your odd compliment. he thinks you’re strange but nonetheless no one has ever said curry smells good on him so 💀

once he takes you home, he sees you flop down in bed and hide under one of his shirts much like a cat. he’s silently observing you from a distance, watching you aggressively shove your head in the material and roll around in it like it’s a blanket •3•

“here, uh…maybe this will be better?” he clears his throat, wrapping an actual blanket around your body like a burrito. you gasp. “BUT I WANT YOUR SHIRT,” which makes him blink in surprise. okay you’re getting the shirt back🧍🏻‍♀️

he’s a bit stunned at your current state because you’re constantly switching back and forth from “AHAHAHADJFG” to “life has no meaning. no purpose. the void is empty” while rolling around in your makeshift blanket burrito. he carefully sits by your side and lets your head fall to his chest. wrapping an arm around your shoulders, a content sigh leaves his lips. that is, until he feels you aggressively sniffing his shirt.

you squint at him. “you don’t smelly like curry anymore.” he blinks a few times. “because i changed my shirt…” you sniff him again, this time his neck and chest too. “i’m hungry. are you hungry? we should make some food, like, immediately. let’s go.” 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

why do you put him in these situations why are you like this🧍🏻‍♀️

he’s definitely not letting you touch the stove while you’re WASTED™️ so you just settle for marshmallows ?? he’s just going along with your drunk antics at this point so when you shoot out your grabby hands at him, he complies by lifting you up on the counter and shuffling between your knees.

“open your mouth.”

“why—” he is frightened you are frightening him

“just do it.” and so he does. you immediately shove two marshmallows in his mouth. he raises his brows, glancing at your concentrated face. about seven marshmallows later, he taps your cheek. “whai amh i beinh stuff wih marshmellohs”

you just cheekily grin and kiss his forehead. “no reason. i’m just taking a picture for research purposes.”

once you finally pass out on his shoulder, he carries you back to bed and tucks you in goodnight 😴 he’s exhausted, like his back fucking hurts tbh, but a small smile grows on his face when he looks around the messy room full of shirts, marshmallows, and random belongings you played with. you’ve made irreplaceable memories. but he’s the one who needs a drink now

atsushi

he can’t even take care of himself why would you do this to him 😔 but he is going to try his absolute best to take care of you no matter what. he feels like your life has been handed to him, your safety and well being determined by his skills, whether you live or not is up to him, it is a life or death situation and—

“muah~♡” suddenly broken from his trance, atsushi snaps his head towards you. his hand shoots up to his cheek, where you placed a sweet kiss. “what was that for?!” he reddens. you shake your head, as if it’s obvious. “you have kissable cheeks. and lips. and—”

“STOP—” he clamps your mouth shut before you can say anymore obscene things. he holds you upright with an arm around your waist while your head flops and sways in the crook of his neck. to say he’s nervous is an understatement but his determination is what keeps the both of you going all the way home. (with a lot of distractions though).

“maybe we should get you to bed—”

“no let me play with the building blocks.”

“those are pieces of sushi we were supposed to have for dinner T-T…”

hey—you’ve contaminated dinner but at least now you’ve accomplished making a sushi tower. atsushi doesn’t want to endorse this behavior but he’s kind of in awe so he quickly snaps a few pictures and scurries away pretending he didn’t do shit 🤫

“sit down.” you command, pointing to the space in front of you. atsushi squints at you, suspicion in him growing the more he looks at your smiling face. “why…” but he’s learned that you probably won’t answer his question so he just obeys

next thing he knows, he has multiply braids and pigtails in his hair🧍🏻‍♀️

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BANGS 😱”

“i made you look so pretty didn’t i (▰˘◡˘▰)”

he looks in the mirror, horrified. and he’s horrified because it doesn’t look half bad which is concerning him because why are you even more talented when you’re drunk help

“such a pretty boy. so cute you’re so beautiful.” you smile, squishing both his cheeks and booping his nose. “stawph…” he is hating it but loving every second of it he’ll never forget any of this it’s permanently burned in his mind 🏃🏻‍♀️

once he’s finally gotten the both of you in bed and the lights off, he lets out a breath of relief. he’s so glad he got you home safe, gave you meds, kept you hydrated and comfy, and made it out alive himself. just when he’s about to doze off to sleep, a voice (that’s creepily close to his ear) wakes him up. he shoots his eyes open to the familiar tone.

“i live in your walls, atsushi~ ♡” ◕ ◡ ◕

“i thought you were asleep, y/n T-T” he’s sobbing.

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jadegreenimmortality · 3 years

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Bungou Stray Dogs Men as Househusbands pt.1 - Sakunosuke Oda

A/N: I’m sorry that this isn‘t a request, but this brain rot has been going on since forever and now I can’t resist it anymore. I totally blame @hanazou for this. There will also be a part two featuring Chuuya, but his part has a completely different feeling to it, that's why I'll post these separately. Besides of that, this is basically an “Way of the Househusband!AU”. Go watch the show or read the manga if you don’t know it, it’s absolutely hilarious! This is mainly focused on them as househusbands, but since you are their spouse, there’s also a bit of reader insert. Also, a lot of Oda as a dad to his orphans. And the whole thing is feat. Dazai. (^^)

Pairings: Oda x gn!reader

Genre: Crack, domestic fluff

Warnings: none

Summary: You, Oda and the orphans move in together. While you become the working spouse, your loving husband stays at home and becomes a full-time househusband.

pt. 2

First things first - If you agree to marrying Sakunosuke Oda, you are also agreeing to become the parent of five children. Oda loves you and you are one of two main reasons he’s leaving the Mafia, the other being his life purpose. But if he’s leaving the Mafia, he’s keeping those kids in (if they want him to of course, but you can’t tell me they don’t, come on -)

So yeah, be ready.

He only cooks spicy curry at the beginning. The curry shop owner gave him the exact recipe of his favourite plate as a goodbye gift and that’s the only thing he is cooking for days on end. He has some basic cooking skills, but this is the only really elaborated dish he knows how to prepare as of now, so be ready to suffer from the spice. It will go on like that until all six of you you and the kids hold an intervention for him. The kids will paint nice banners like they were going to a demonstration saying "No more curry" that they hang up in the living room and he’ll be greeted by your sorrowful face when he comes back from buying groceries.

“What’s this?” – “Oh honey, I’m so sorry, its just…” – “WE CAN’T TAKE THE SPICE ANYMORE STOP COOKING CURRY ALREADY!” – “…I mean…yeah.”

Of course, he’ll be a bit embarrassed and disappointed. May scratch his neck and look to the side thoughtfully. But he’ll take your plead seriously.

This is also how you bond with the kids for the first time. Congratulations, huddling up against someone is always the best way to bond!

He works hard on his cooking skills after that and becomes quite the formidable cook. He takes suggestions from you and the kids and will try to learn how to cook anything you might fancy to eat. It’s really important to him that all of you are happy and cooking may be the most important job of a house spouse, so he takes it very seriously.

There will be curry Tuesday though. One day of spice hell. Enjoy.

Please picture Oda in his usual attire, wearing a beige “kiss the cook” apron over it and bunny slippers. You’re welcome.

He'll learn how to make anime and cartoon-themed bentos for the kids, so it's highly probable you'll get cutely designed bentos as well. Again, you may drop suggestions, he’ll absolutely take them into considerations. Octopus sausages, bunny apple slices, cute bear faces made out of rice, he’ll learn to do them all. He isn’t too sappy of a person, but if he’s feeling romantic while cooking, your rice could also have the shape of a heart. Either way, your co-workers will be very envious of your food and your husband.

Oda iss the master of negotiation at the food market. He’ll be completely stoic all the time, not aggressive or dismissive at all, but he’ll point out little flaws of the products in a way that most shop owner’s won’t be able to deny and that’s how he gets discounts. He doesn’t want to cheat anyone out of their money, but he does have seven mouths to feed.

He may not look like it, but if any of the kids tag along for his grocery shopping, it's really hard for him to deny them something if they beg for it. He may seem unnervingly calm all the time, but he’s a big softie, especially for those kids and for you, and if they hang at his sleeves long enough, they’ll get that ice-cream they want so badly. That doesn’t work on pricier items though, he can be a strict parent when really needed.

Oda is great at handling the finances. He’s well aware that he has to be thrifty with five kids. Still, there is one thing where he struggles to keep his control: books.

If you agree to it, the apartment will have an absolutely minimalistic interior, but! In your living room, there will be a shelf full of books, so big it covers a whole wall. That’s it, that’s Oda’s only weak spot when spending money.

It’s not only books for him though. He buys books for you when he sees something from your favourite author or genre. He buys books for the kids so they learn the joy of literature. Poems, bed time stories he wants them to grow up appreciating the possibilities of the written word.

You can bet that he’ll read them bed time stories. Only one book for all five of them though, so one kid gets to choose a story each day.

He’ll read to you as well if you want him to. His voice is incredibly calm and soothing, he’s a really good reader. There’s a high probability you’ll fall asleep while he reads to you. You can cuddle up in bed and rest your head on his shoulder or sit on his lap and hide your face in the crook of his neck, feeling the vibration of his voice in his chest.

Whenever he has some time to spare, he’ll retire to your shared bedroom to write. Mind you, that won’t happen often. It happens mainly on weekends, when the kids are with friends and/or you are at home. If you want to do him a favour, consider cooking on the weekends, he’ll be more than thankful for the opportunity to submerge in his beloved writing. But don’t worry, it won’t consume him – he’ll always put some time aside to spent with you, without the kids, as well ¬‿¬.

He's so polite with the neighbours. Will pay all his neighbours a short visit together with the kids to introduce himself and bring little gifts. Just imagine him standing there in the door frame, witih all five kids around his legs, smiling at their new neighbours angelically - what's not to love?

He really wants to maintain a good relationship to all of them. Basically, he’s the perfect neighbour – always polite, always up to a little chat, always ready to listen to neighbour A complain over neighbour B without snitching. He’s mainly concerned for the wellbeing the kids though. He wants them to feel part of the community and often arranges play dates with the neighbour kids. If it's possible at the neighbour’s house because five kids are a lot to handle already…and when they are all out of the apartment, it’s cleaning time.

Oda is an angel of patience and the ultimate multitasker. He isn’t left with much of a choice with five kids, but thankfully, calm lies in his nature. You may see him explaining Sakura her math homework while cutting vegetables for today’s lunch. Then, he’ll take a quick glance out of the window to see if they boys are still playing on the street where he can see them and then he’ll check on Sakura again. Isn’t he lovely?

His ability is unexpectedly helpful for all of this. If he’s in the living room to clean, his ability will alarm him if the food’s about to burn. If he’s around the kids, he’ll know in time if one is about to trip. If you come home from work so tired you fall asleep face first in your soup, he’ll be able to catch you. So useful.

He’s a very attentive and loving husband. His love is mainly expressed by keeping the house as clean as he can and putting a lot of effort into cooking. Your work is hard enough, he takes it upon himself to manage everything else. He’ll also try to have the kids well-behaved so they don’t demand too much from you after you come home from work. Though if you decide to pull yourself together and give them attention and love even when tired, he’ll be more than thankful. He knows it’s a lot to ask to be a parent, especially to not one, but FIVE kids that are not yours by blood. So if you actively seek to have a close bond to them, it will make him so incredibly happy because he knows it’s not the natural course of action for everyone.

Will give you head, shoulder and foot massages after an especially excruciating day of work. His hands are skillful and he knows where to touch to make you moan to release the tension from your muscles.

Likes to lie his head in your lap after both of you had a long day of work. Yes, you may be the provider, but keeping a house clean and five kids under control isn’t an easy job either! So, he’ll seek peace laying his head on your thighs and closing his eyes while you tussle his hair and tell him about your day. Don’t expect more than a mumbled “Mm” or “I see” from time to time, but be sure that he’s listening.

And the Port Mafia? You’re in luck - since he was the lowest-ranking member, The Mafia, by which I mean Mori isn’t bothered that he left. He refused to kill anyways, he’s to no use to them him.

Of course, Oda will try to be absolutely sure there is no hidden reason for Mori to hinder his leave beforehand, or to resent him for it. The last thing he wants is to endanger you or the kids by leaving his job as a criminal.

If he ever meets a member of the PM in public, he'll act as if he doesn't know them. He may give them a polite nod if they make eye contact, but that’s about it. It’s not that he resents them, but he really wants to start a new life here that isn’t connected to killing and cruelty at all. If they approach him he'll be very polite, but try to keep the conversation short, even if they seem to have no ulterior motive.

Of course, there’s one member of the Port Mafia that marks the exception, by which I mean to say that you’ll have Osamu Dazai over for tea regularly. No, he won’t announce himself at all. The first time he appears at your apartment, you’re just finishing to unpack. He’ll tand at your doorstep all of a sudden to tell Oda that Mori already knows where he moved to. Oda will just nod as an acknowledgement. He expected as much. And then he’ll give you a questioning look. If you nod, he’ll officially asking his friend to stay for dinner. You’ll be having curry.

From then on, he’ll just drop by whenever. You may come back home from time to time to find dinner ready, the kids in bed and your husband and Dazai drinking. If you join them, you will have some truly joyful evenings spend together. You’re Oda’s chosen one, so Dazai is a bit more inclined to let you get close than he is with others. You may make a new friend in the process.

It doesn’t take a lot of time for the kids to start calling him Uncle Dazai. He’ll actually be Uncle Dazai before they ever call Oda Dad or you Mom/Dad. It will take them mere weeks to call him uncle, but months, maybe years to call the two of you Dad/Mom. It will happen eventually though, and the day it happens, I assure you that you will see Oda spill tears of happiness. He’ll be looking away, wiping his face with one hand and smiling. He never thought he would want this, but now he knows he does.

Back to Dazai! He’s reserved with the kids at first. As we know, he doesn’t feel all to comfortable around “childish behaviour”. But kids are like cats, the feel drawn to the one that’s most cautious. By which I mean to say that they are all over him. Literally. Oda will leave for five minutes and when he’s back at the living room the kids will have tackled a slightly unnerved Dazai on the floor. Sakura wants him to see the drawings she made, Katsumi, Kousuke and Yuu want to play, Shinji wants to ask him what's under his bandages. He’ll have no choice but to oblige and it goes surprisingly well. Oda may abuse him as a baby-sitter when he visits from then on.

Then suddenly, Dazai stops visiting altogether. You are worried, but Oda, for some reason, isn’t. Even more, whenever you ask him about it, you may catch him smiling to himself in a satisfied, proud way. No, Dazai didn’t tell him anything. If Oda would know, it would endanger all of you. But he knows. He knows that Dazai finally made his choice to leave the Port Mafia and needs to lay low now. And that’s okay.

It takes Dazai two years to come back, which will be just as sudden as him leaving. You’ll be astounded to see him a changed man at first sight. Oda will scold him for not sending any notice and then everything is normal again. And after some more years, he’ll start bringing along a scrawny kid with white hair.

A/N: Wow, this is the first post I put a "keep reading" link in because it's so long! That's kind of a milestone for me. ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this! Thank you for reading!

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