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YEAH HI HELLO EVERYONE THAT FOLLOWS ME WILL BE CONFUSED WHEN THEY SEE THIS BUT TO MY GOOD OMENS FOLKS OUT THERE -

DID A N Y O N E ELSE NOTICE THAT MAGGIE AND NINA ARE THE DAME AS TWO OF THE NUNS FROM SEASON 1 IN GOOD OMENS????????

#goodomens #maggie and nina #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens season 1 #Easter Egg or Plot Twist???? #I literally started screaming in my season 1 rewatch with my family right now

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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

#reblogs #how can ppl be this stoopid #this gave me a good laugh

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Not me going through my blog navigation in awe that I actually created all of that -

#jade talks #why yes I still exist #and I even stilm think of this place #Are my mutuals still around?? #I'd be delighted to catch up #Not me longing for some beautiful escapism

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Oh dear! I am so glad that you're still around love ☺️❤️

i've been going around sending all my old friends cryptic-ish messages to see if they remember who i am

Why hello my dear! What a delightfully mischivous idea.

You know, I do indeed remember a dear mutual who used to love Poe wholeheartedly. Now, I haven't been active in over a year and if you changed your side and username, that's like a facial surgery in real life, so it clearly overwhelms my already jagged memory...would you mind revealing your identity to me?

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i've been going around sending all my old friends cryptic-ish messages to see if they remember who i am

Why hello my dear! What a delightfully mischivous idea.

You know, I do indeed remember a dear mutual who used to love Poe wholeheartedly. Now, I haven't been active in over a year and if you changed your side and username, that's like a facial surgery in real life, so it clearly overwhelms my already jagged memory...would you mind revealing your identity to me?

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Actually making your selfinsert overpowered and friends with all your faves and a hybrid of the coolest species and in a relationship with your crush and the long lost sibling of the villain is called having fun and its cool as fuck

#controversial opinion but yes #go for it #self inserts are meant to feel good for yourself First #what others think is second <3 #enjoy yourself

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Are you dead?

Hello dear!

Why yes, I've been drowning in the river of university studies the last year. I've also catched a horrible chronic disease called "real life". It's quite dreadful. Still, my ghost comes back here as a silent observer from time to time.

Thanks for asking <3

#jade talks #anon interaction #I don't even remember my tag system guys I'm sorry haha

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if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

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How could I not when I have a lot of feeling for one of your colleagues ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭. I do not know anything about you, so do not kill me pls I guess?

I...do not think I should trust you, but alas I must 🥲. Just in case: ppls don't hurt my dear Pompom, she still has so much to accomplish 💛, like marrying Dazai for example 🤔. Anyhow, I hope you are saying the truth and she is doing well! Please tell her not to stress too much over her assignments 💛🥺.

Waaah, so much Fyodor on your April Fools Theme Pompom! It's kind of confusing, I have ti be honest 😳, but it's just as aesthetically pleasing as yout blig always is ☺️💕

Indeed (*¯︶¯*) Dos-kun is an important member of the Decay of Angels after all! I am delighted to hear that you find it aesthetically pleasing as well, Kat would be please to hear <(￣︶￣)/

And I do not believe we have offically met yet, Jade! I am Nikolai Gogol, answering your asks today! Or perhaps you can see it as a mere magic trick~

#jade talks #I am having mixed feelings about this #nikolai interaction?

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An underwater martial arts performance. This video took the efforts of 50 people and had a pre-production period of four months. The filming itself took around 36 hours total.

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O-oh? I am intrigued 😳😳. I have only heard of you dear Nikolai, after all, I am not a manga reader.

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What did you do to my dearest PomPom though? 🤔

Waaah, so much Fyodor on your April Fools Theme Pompom! It's kind of confusing, I have ti be honest 😳, but it's just as aesthetically pleasing as yout blig always is ☺️💕

Indeed (*¯︶¯*) Dos-kun is an important member of the Decay of Angels after all! I am delighted to hear that you find it aesthetically pleasing as well, Kat would be please to hear <(￣︶￣)/

And I do not believe we have offically met yet, Jade! I am Nikolai Gogol, answering your asks today! Or perhaps you can see it as a mere magic trick~

#jade talks #Oh this is fun #character interaction?

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after seeing more and more blogs follow my mutuals and i without an age in their pinned post or bio, this felt necessary to make. as nsfw content creators, it is important that we uphold these standards (to keep minors safe, especially!)

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stay vigilant against minors following you and do not encourage those under 18 to interact with your nsfw fics!!! if there is no age in their bio, block them <3 remember that you will not be held liable if the person were to lie about their age and then accuse you of sharing/talking about inappropriate material with them.

𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒

the following links explain the long-term outcomes of early exposure to pornography and mature content. take a look and see what you’re getting yourself into:

how pornography affects young people

the effects of early exposure to sexual content

early sexualization and pornography exposure

how pornography harms minors

just like visual porn, the way sex is represented in stories can be unrealistic. if you read these kind of fics, it may give you a distorted view of what sex and relationships are like. reading explicit smut can become addictive too, so it's detrimental for you to reflect on whether it's affecting your life.

𝐀 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐒

at the end of the day, you are minors. it doesn’t matter if you think you’re mature or not. warnings are established for a reason. nsfw writers on this site are uncomfortable with minors interacting with them + talking sexual. want to know why? it’s mf weird.

also, even if reading smut doesn’t hurt you, it's dangerous and gross for you and an adult to interact with each other around nsfw. please abide by these rules: our works will be here when you are 18+!

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Well that's lovely dear, I'm so glad to hear that! Is there a reason for it?

I am currently doing quite well, I am vacationing.

Hi Lu-chan!!!

How do you do, my dear? 💛

HIIIIIIIIYO!

I am very good! full of boundless energy today!

thank chu for askin!

And you?

#jade talks #lu 🧸 interaction

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To honor my beloved friend Hua and for old times' sake, I did this quiz (also because Hua-san's writing is damn good and I knew I was about to get into a pretty amazing quiz experience) and:

Your Result:

Welcome to the Hunting Dogs

You're a stray but in the path of order. Self-discipline, commitment, and inner power. You have the fundamentals of what it takes to be a Hunting Dog, the embodiment of power and order. You're more than an icon based on the fake personality you created for yourself. You're burning fire, your spirits combust of righteousness and confidence. You define what is justness for yourself. You may be conventional at times, but you detest impudence even more. You make a great Hunting Dog because of that. Interrogating suspects, torture if the situation calls for it, negotiation with hostages, raiding the enemy where they're most vulnerable. The constant maintenance surgeries are worth it, you're rewarded with thrilling missions and serving the country the peace they deserve. Risking your life isn't so bad, not when the enemies you face are as complex and determined as you. Expect nobody to be a merciful senior (senpai) when it comes to training and missions. You've endured all the maintenance surgeries, so nobody sees the need to be soft on you. Not Fukuchi, not Jouno, and especially not Teruko. You've only seen the last member through his profile on the database, but Tecchou promises you that you'll meet him once you're competent enough on your own to do 3 ambush missions by yourself without needing Jouno to give you directions on the timing. Notable members: Ōkura Teruko, Suehiro Tecchou, Saigiku Jouno, Fukuchi Ouchi, Tachihara Michizou

I got to be honest here...based on the description (I'm not a manga reader, so I don't know the Hunting Dogs), I would be TERRIFIED to join them. Ab-so-lute-ly terrified. I'm flattered the quiz seems to think I'd be able to be a capable member though.

Anyways, I really recommend taking this quiz! It'd masterfully written, though it may push you into an existential crisis.

Society has surpassed the need for kinnie uquizzes. Take this quiz to get recruited by a BSD organisation. As a talent acquisition specialist i think i qualify to determine your compatibility with which

#don't choose the guy you'd like to rail #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd anime #bsd uquiz #bsd manga #quiz #bsd quiz #the line had me DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHA #I feel like that was written for me personally #but alas the choice fell on him based on his morals anyways

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Emotionally, I am here

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@pompompurin1028 this goes right back to you 🥺💖😤

I cast spell of Pass Your Finals for all my friends with finals

#You are the most wonderful human beinf I swear #Thank youuuu <3 ily #jade talks #pompom 🦋 interaction

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A homemade meme for y’all

#I feel personally attacked by this #but also #yes #at least I'm not underage lol