#hal hates this

[nerdpoe]

The Green Lanterns have found an anomaly in space uncomfortably close to Earth. A floating green wormhole, that does not follow the rules that wormholes are supposed to follow.

In fact, it seems to be fine to get close to. It does not distort any time or space near it; it's literally like someone had just poked a hole through the universe, and they can just step into it.

They opt to use an exploratory space shuttle.

Naturally, certain Earth Leaders want to send representatives to go up in that shuttle.

Green Lantern Corp tries to push back, they really do, but humans are stubborn.

They get their exploratory astronauts.

Hal Jordan manages to get chosen for America; his experience in the military and having Batman pull the strings was a huge part of that.

The first hint that something was wrong was when they went through the portal and it was just a sea of green full of doors.

Second was when it looks like they would hit something, they just went through it.

Third was that the portal closed behind them.

Fourth, there's...something circling their craft, tapping on the walls and doors. It talks to them in the voice of a young boy, and keeps asking to be let in.

Or; Danny found a weird ship in the Zone, and he doesn't want to be rude and just barge in since it isn't one of his parents.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #hal hates this #he hates it so fucking much #danny just wants them to open the door and let him in #or give him permission to phase in

[ditzybat]

steph: why did duke just deck green lantern in the middle of the street, in civvies?

tim: they have beef

steph: cool, ten bucks says duke wins

jason: twenty says this becomes a meme 'random highschooler beats the shit out of justice league member' and hal wont show his face in gotham again

tim: forty, bruce will buy him a car for humiliating hal out of gotham

#bruce: you're my favorite son now #duke: cool - i hated that glowstick anyway #dc #duke thomas #hal jordan #stephanie brown #jason todd #bruce wayne #batfam #green lantern

[brdtds]

hold me tight and love me

#otasune #mgs #metal gear #metal gear solid #metal gear series #solid snake #otacon #solid snake/otacon #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #dave and hal #sneaking suit i hate drawing you #snotacon #metal gear fanart

[fadeintoyou1993]

alice laughing her ass off at the thought of this man murdering a teenager and hal said you think this is funny im about to be fucking hilarious..... and was!and was...

#riverdale #hal cooper #alice cooper #genuinely giggled so much last night with the girls he said bet! #and then fstfoward to season 2 im simply pointng out your father cant do anything right not even be a serial killer..... #alice and hal were funny sorry. Sorry for enjoying a couple that hates each other and is toxic and terrible and awful to their daughter. #txt

[lylethewaterguy]

Slides my crack ship across the table for your approval

#lyle the art guy #hal jordan #green lantern #jim kirk #dc comics #star trek #strange new worlds #star trek snw #(cause thats the him i drew) #(but I’m not picky) #this drawing was giving me HELL #it took all day and I still kinda hate it #but I’m not gonna keep trying and deleting backgrounds forever #at some point you gotta admit defeat #and one day I’ll be good enough at backgrounds to draw them in a proper scene

[viv-weylin]

what is more hateful than the relationship between a creation and their creator?

these hands - frankenstein the musical / stanley parable / frankenstein, the modern prometheus / portal / a space odyssey / lethargy - play written by me / I have no mouth and I must scream / blast em - rusty cage

check out my writing piece about this topic

#web weave #a space odyssey #hal 9000 #stanley parable #the narrator #tsp #webweave #frankenstein #frankenstein's monster #glados #portal #i have no mouth and i must scream #AM #web weaving #webweaving #🥀 #<- my webweave tag for myself #to be hated #or to hate-

[frownyalfred]

Hal Jordan beefs with Batman because deep down he knows that Green Lantern Bruce would be so much fucking cooler than him and the fact that the only thing holding Bruce back from getting a ring is massive trauma and self-hatred isn't exactly reassuring. Like one week in solid therapy + some prozac and suddenly Hal has a competitor for his sector.

#i'm joking i'm joking #before everyone gets mad #i know hal is the green lantern and he IS very cool #jkjk #hal jordan #green lantern #lantern corps #batman #bruce wayne #“i'm you but i hate myself more and have PTSD” #hal: cool cool cool (like jake peralta) #dc #dc comics #justice league

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

the erisol one ismt in character but hes the only one with green hair 😭😭

#im do confused at myself i had a dream that hs^2 got an update and all i remember is that they made janerezi canon i need to stop thinking #-about them so much theyre ruining my brain. #i always hate tagging theseeeeee….. fuck #rose lalonde #dave strider #karkat vantas #erisolsprite #john egbert #j egbert #june egbert #lil hal #gamzee makara #feferi peixes #roxy lalonde #jane crocker #dirk strider #jake english #dad egbert #tavros nitram #nepeta leijon #equius zahhak #jade harley #i think thats everyone idont know im not rechecking #homestuck #homestuck textposts

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #transparent #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #I hate april fools day but I love tumblr's little gimmick features #because they're usually opt-in and as-advertised #and just silly little fun things that intentionally don't mean much from the start. #much more 'wearing dealieboppers to work' than 'mtv punk'd' #yknow?

[best-transgender-character]

Worst Homestuck Character Competition

This competition is not about "least transgender", vote for your least favorite! Canon is not a factor, and please don't call these characters cis.

The top two characters will proceed to the next round!

(note: anyone talking about epilogue events will be blocked.)

Edit: Jane Crocker has been disqualified.

#Jane Crocker #Roxy Lalonde #Jake English #Dirk Strider #Hal Strider #Homestuck #Round 1 #Poll #Character Hate #Worst Homestuck Character Competition

[ozdical]

Super duper old drawing of a hal design i did, prolly 3 years old now... i need to redraw it

#cal cackles #not tagging my art bc i hate this old art now HDKSBDKJSJDJ #cal posts about robots #hal 9000

[centipedeish]

Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H. A. L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.

#tumblr’s fucking up image quality insanely today i hate it so much #anyway happy birthday hal<3 #my art #2001 a space odyssey #2001 aso #hal 9000 #dave bowman #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art

[brawnie]

The thing is Hal would ruin Rose’s life. He would throw her own psychobabble back in her face and rip apart and dissect every long winded thing she said and it would send her into a mental breakdown. But Hal would be Dave’s best friend and biggest cheerleader. They would write terrible raps together and Hal would justify Dave’s every move and hype him up constantly ESPECIALLY when he was being stupid and lame.

#Hal seeing a TT: god I fucking hate you. selfish terrible piece of shit. Hal seeing a TG: omg hiiiii *twirls hair* #homestuck #Hal strider #striders #rose lalonde #Dave strider #lil hal

[ai-pussy]

very important chart built with @durandal-1707

feel free to add ur favorite little ai fellas

#tycho prolly shouldve been more in the middle between hate and love but its funnier this way. all of le marathon ais at extremes #marathon #durandal #tycho #leela #bungie marathon #ihnmaims #am #ihnmaims am #atlas #2001 a space odyssey #hal 9000 #halo #343 guilty spark #portal 2 #portal #wheatley #glados #objectum #technophilia #computer fucker

[briarmoon1015]

I can’t help but keep drawing them their dynamic is too funny

#like Hal knows they hate each other #he knows they can’t ever get along #but he really wants both of his besties around #and I’d like to think that both Oliver and Barry try #Barry tries to get along a little more lol #but they find each other so annoying it’s unavoidable #the flash #barry allen #green lantern #hal jordan #green arrow #oliver queen #art #dc comics #digital art

[detectiveforfree]

cool uncle hal

grumpy uncle barry

#wally west #kid flash #hal jordan #green lantern #barry allen #dc #that moment when u hate and love both sketch and final version so u post both because whos gonna stop me???lol