[dethklok historian and genital expert dr. plephfbnomn czeuninmnibnidtly voice]: nathan explosion's stance on testicles is unclear, as he expresses both an anti-castration/pro-testicle sentiment through the song castratikron—whose lyrics he almost certainly wrote as dethklok's lyricist and given their implied relation to his frustrated relationship with his domineering and abusive then-girlfriend rebecca nightrod—contrasted with his treatment of dethklok's ex-adopted son, fat kid, to whom he said, and i quote, "hey there goofball look who's all neutered! who's a neutered guyy!! you are~! " which demonstrates a pro-castration/anti-(or at least neutral-)testicle message. is this a moment of hypocrisy on the part of the singer, or a change in opinion? we aren't sure yet, but the consequences could be catastrophic. if word gets out that explosion is anti-testicle it could lead to a worldwide castration craze, causing a massive population crisis, labor shortages, and economic downturn. gentlemen, this could be... the end of the human race.
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my cancelled-able trait from the queer community would be that i really apparently love messy endings. i love u happy endings and i also love u such sad, messy, ambiguous endings . . . i love u endings where u have this weird pit in the bottom of your stomach because you know that there's love here but u have no idea what to do with it and u just have to deal with the fact that someone is profoundly affecting your life and you're not gonna get closure from it anytime soon . . . i love u queer love stories where it's really just "u don't always get to see the sunshine and rainbows at the end of it . . . sometimes all that's left is just one big question mark and the quiet hope that they get their shit together" . . .
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on christmas you tell the truth. is what we are doing right now any different from like the hamiltonification . of thomas jefferson and friends.
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- karina
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you are coming down with me
hand in unloveable hand.
- Kusuke, when he looks at his brother.
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two things
does anyone know where "wawa" came from?? i keep saying it!!!!!!!
came up with another silly imaginary utopia... fuzzyworld, which is inhabited by fuzzy caterpillars can turn into fuzzy butterflies and back again whenever they want
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The problem with wanting to write some argument between Peter on one side and Justus and Bob on the other side about Peter sleeping with Skinny and specifically allowing him to hurt him is that by the time they're college aged both Bob and Justus probably have enough of a working understanding of kink to just nod at Peter's revelation and tell him to his face that he's apparently a masochist and inform him about safe kink practices which would halt the argument immediately.
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a podcast called MBMBaM but it stands for M'Benga, M'Benga and McCoy
(the second M'Benga is his daughter Rukiya)
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*walking past you, talking animatedly on the phone* no dude you dont GET IT. he LITERALLY stooped and looked in Mirrormere. and saw a CROWN of STARS appear- as gems upon a silver thread, ABOVE THE SHADOWS OF HIS HEAD!
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Pale. is the moon. Pay attention, if you're counting stars
(Ooooooooooooooh, and I need you now (Need you now) Ooooooooooooooh, but it's infatuation)
Me-phi-sto-phe-les would love to leave you scars
(Ooooooooooooooh, and I need you now (Need you now) Ooooooooooooooh, but it's infatuation)
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