#gonna kms in minecraft...

[splatsys-sizeshift-shenanigans]

Sorry, but the post you reblogged where it's RoTTMNT season 3 is gonna come out? It's fake. I tried looking for it and the thing ain't real.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thank you for telling us anon :(

#WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #fronters; many #splatsys replies #gonna kms in minecraft...

[gingerlaurancesupremacy]

It’s like Christmas for people who were annoying in middle school

#if it’s mystreet and not diaries rebirth I’m gonna kms #aphmau #minecraft diaries #aphmau minecraft diaries #aphmau mystreet #mystreet #mcd #aphmau mcd #minecraft diaries rebirth

[electoons]

i swear to GOD if they scrap this like Coyote vs Acme

#im gonna kms. and then the WB executives. in minecraft #mia.txt #animation

[ember-not-amber]

Liochant is such a nice guy. He’s so optimistic and wholesome, I love him he must be protected at all costs. He doesn’t deserve Garroth’s racism or that of those townspeople.

#there’s no way he’s a spy for Tu’La #but if it turns out that he is I’m gonna kms /j #aphmau #aphblr #aphverse #aphmau minecraft diaries #minecraft diaries #minecraftdiaries #aphmau mcd #mcd #rewatching mcd #original post

[banderskrad]

um

UMMMMMMM

so finally I have my computer back

Also

somehow ...

I lost my minecraft save with hnkna mafia mansion, clock tower and the grounds between ummmmm

#so im gonna kms fr #my whole fucking work #i want my 50h back #hnkna #heart no kuni no alice #clover no kuni no alice #joker no kuni no alice #minecraft

[monsterslament]

bruh moment

#yall know how i think kurt russell is hot right #ok hes 71 now right. #i think its really funny because like. my grandma on my moms side used to swim in the same pool as him when she was younger #like they knew each other but they didnt Know each other right #bro i am attracted to a man old enough to be my grandfather on both sides of my family. #and hes Still pretty. #jesus fuck man. do i post this. #idk man im. mm #fuck it. im gonna go play minecraft i just thought this was a funny little hehe thing im gonna go kms #not really. disclaimer i am not actually going to kms

[existentialcrisis-24-7]

I’m actually about to cry. The Minecraft world that I had spent hours on, that I had made a whole storyline for!! The one that I had actually hoped to finally beat the game with, is corrupted. That’s not even the worst part!! Every single backup is corrupted too

I’m in the worst timeline

#vent #none of you can stop me from venting #Minecraft #like it was already bad when the world corrupted and I had to go so far back but I could rebuild from that #ya know? #but this? #this is total devastation #I’ll never recover #my base. my cats. my dogs. my Arctic Fox that in all my travels I had never seen another of. my villagers #I mean hell my base was literally built in such an ideal location! there was a village right nearby. it wasn’t too far from spawn. #there was a trail ruins and monster spawner right across from one another too! #it was a peaceful world and I had spent hours fishing just to have a conduit!! #I’m gonna kms

[feyrytale]

"No we're not excluding you! We just made plans behind your back and did the stuff while you were online despite having space in our party for you. We just had this really fun idea and it never occurred to us you may wanna be there too despite talking about it all the time! It's super different."

#i'm gonna kms in minecraft i swear

[elmhat]

DSMP TUMBLR SIMULATOR

🟩 escapedwarcriminal Follow

On vacation! Check out the fancy hotel :)

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

gufys please mass report this he's trxying to fucking dox me and also kill me pls guys

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❌ god Follow

I just finished writing my latest book! To thank everyone who stuck with me through this process, I'm giving away one copy to a random follower! All you have to do is reblog 😊

#bookblr #writeblr

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🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

Anyone know where the boomerville residents went?

🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

No one replied so I guess I own their house now

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🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow

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#I'm actually so sick of these mfs #no joke if I have to spend another day around these people I might kms #one more comment about how "evil" he is and I'm gonna snap #I can't believe I used to be friends with them? #they're so bloodthirsty for no reason #sorry just needed to vent #can't say any more than this or I'll blow my cover #neg

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🧁 the-girl-who-burned-your-tree Follow

New strawberry cake recipe! (Safe for pigs)

Try out this delicious dessert that all the family can enjoy!

Keep reading

#baking #recipes #I just wanted to make something that my friend can eat too #he has some rather unique dietary requirements

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🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

"average person destroys 1 government a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average person destroys 0 governments per year. technoblade is an outlier and should not have been counted

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

this is so fuckign disrespectful to doomsday survivors take this down you egotesticle fkng prick

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🟩 escapedwarcriminal Follow

@warden-of-the-vault How's idiotville idiot

🟩 escapedwarcriminal Follow

Wait you can't reply cause you're in IDIOTVILLE

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🪶 philzaminecraft Follow

My good friend has entrusted me with looking after his lovely dogs, haha! 😂 Do any of you fine young people have advice for me as to how to take care of this many hungry hounds? 🤔 I look forward to hearing from you.

From Philza Minecraft.

P.S. Please also instruct me as to how to increase the number of messages I receive in response to my questions. This internet website is a tad confusing. I had enough bother attaching the photograph. 😂

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🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

woke up to the dash full of drama again. sigh

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

fucking Die

🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

oh so you're the one sending all the anon hate

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

i don't send anon hate i'll hate to your fucking face bitch

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

please go out with me

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🔱 warden-of-the-vault Follow

🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow

But fr guys, as much as we're memeing around in the tags dream is actually out there and he's dangerous. If you see him call me or sam immediately. DON'T fight him. You'll /gen die.

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🐈 antthecatmaid Follow

won't be around for a while, going on vacation!

🐈 antthecatmaid Follow

fuck I'm back fuck fuck fuck

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

i'm too sad to commit terrorism like what's the fucking point anymore

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🧨 zombiepresident1 Follow

World's First NFT Burgers

(Ignore the poor photo quality, my good camera got confiscated by authorities)

"An explosion of the senses, and I don't just mean that time the place exploded!" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

"So much better than Quackity's horrible grimy SHIT FUCKING RESTAURANT" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

#reviews are all from verified sources #don't look into it #someone blaze this I have no money

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✨ quirky-cake-duper-teleporter Follow

Genuinely fuck dream.

✨ quirky-cake-duper-teleporter Follow

Ignore this I wasn't in my right mind

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🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

The Teletubby and the Pig

Fandom: Original Work Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Technoblade, Dream (me and my friend) Additional Tags: Pandora's Vault Prison, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort

Summary: idk man I'm bad at summaries, just something I wrote with my friend to pass the time (he was too embarrassed to post it)

284k words so far

-> Read here!

#I actually wrote this a while ago but I wasn't allowed to post it for legal reasons #don't worry though I'm planning to murder the legal reasons soon #writeblr #original fiction

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💍 im-from-the-future Follow

WARNING - PLEASE READ

My murderer showed up at my house today. Police refused to arrest him. I feel sick to my stomach, I don't know where he is or what he's doing, if he comes back I have no way to protect myself. Please stay vigilant and don't trust anyone you don't know.

🥕 catsncarrots Follow

i'm so sorry to hear that karl :( hey what's the new pfp?

💍 im-from-the-future Follow

No idea

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🥚 baddestboi-withahalo Follow

we all accepted the prison way too quickly. there's like no safety measures? are we forgetting someone DIED THERE? and i've literally seen the main cell myself and it's a mess. pretty sure there was some real blood on the walls too. idk just doesn't feel right

🔱 warden-of-the-vault Follow

I'm tired of people reblogging posts like this without checking their sources. There are some obvious red flags here. For starters, op claims they've witnessed the main cell personally, but if you actually check the prison's rules, visits have been banned for several months now [x]. The prison is armed with state of the art security measures, including lava, barriers, and numerous manual searches, to name just a few [x]. Speaking as an authority on the prison myself [x], I can safely confirm that these security measures, as well as the prisoner, are in perfect condition. Don't be so quick to buy into conspiracy theories.

🥚 baddestboi-withahalo Follow

I LITERALLY WORK THERE????

🔱 warden-of-the-vault Follow

Not anymore you don't.

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#long post #I wasted so much time on this and every second was worth it #dreblr #dream smp #dsmp #dashboard simulator #lore thoughts #dsmp dashboard simulators

[enhleui]

༶•┈⛧┈♛ MODEL-CRAFT ♛┈⛧┈•༶

MASTERLIST

synopsis . a fashion student searches for a model for an upcoming project and unexpectedly finds herself drawn into a sparking friendship. as they bond amidst the digital landscapes of minecraft, that connection deepens.

pairings . niki x oc || jungwon x oc || meow

featuring . enhypen , ricky + gyubin + gunwook + yujin (-zb1) , jaehyun (bnd) , soul (p1h) , kyujin + lily (nmixx) , and more!

genre . smau , heavy crack (or attempted idk) , college!au

warnings . can be suggestive sometimes , insensitive jokes , kys/kms jokes , fat joke(s)/mentions , eating disorder mention

taglist . @sparklovespink @rikislady @simjyunnie @starjunjun

status . ongoing + taglist : open 🤫

leehli’s notes . first ever smau.. um hopefully u guys like this idk im really delusional at night so i’ll update at night a lot more, me and @ehnkei gonna have a lot of fun feeding delusions ☺️☺️ (this smau connects to @ehnkei’s smau!!!! go check it out 😉)

✮ profiles

herobrine haters | dsmp stans

✮ chapters

1. hater gyubin… 😐

more tba..

#enhypen smau #smau #kpop smau #enhypen #niki smau #riki nishimura #nishimura riki #minecraft smau #minecraft #riki nishimura minecraft smau #minecraft grind #niki x oc #enhypen imagines #niki imagines

[orkidays]

the fact that q's selfishness put multiple of his friend's lives and his friend's family's lives in danger over a fucking minecraft server I'm GONNA KMS

#i should have payed attention to dream's warning at tge beginning of tge tweet #now i cant focus and i have to study for a damn history test #im so fucking sad man i used to love q i was so happy one of my favorite streamers was latino like me #whatever. back to history #negative

[happter-n-friends]

Dear the Minecraft Flexers,

I crunched the numbers, and in order to make a 1.18 world-height netherite beacon, the absolute ULTIMATE Minecraft flex, you would have to place down 21,979,799 netherite blocks (404^3÷3-1). To craft that many netherite blocks, you need to mine 791,272,764 ancient debris, a cube of ancient debris almost a kilometer tall. For the Americans, it’s a cube about 10 lady liberties stacked atop one another.

Since the average ancient debris per chunk in the nether is ~1.65, you need to completely excavate 479,559,273 chunks, or a 350 by 350 kilometer area of the nether. For a quick size comparison for you to understand just how absolutely huge that is, this is how a square that size would look on the Moon. Every pixel represents 1 kilometer. That excavation hole would be visible on the moon, from earth, with the unaided eye. You would have to excavate all of Ireland, and north Ireland, and a bit more, just for the one netherite beacon.

Assuming every bed in the nether always breaks a perfect sphere 7 blocks wide, a volume of 179 blocks, you would need the completely LUDICROUS 82,302,016,014 (82.3 Billion) beds to do the job. Over ten beds for every human alive right now. All of those beds can make a square that is wider than the entire earth just for breaking all of that nether. 

Ancient debris is blastproof, so you’re gonna have to mine it all by hand. On average, a netherite pickaxe with unbreaking 3 can break 8,128 blocks before breaking without mending. Just to mine the netherite for the beacon, you need to go through 97,351 and a half unbreaking 3 netherite pickaxes, costing you yet another 389,404 ancient debris, about 40.5 million more beds, and another 7.772 km square from the nether.

Not even mentioning the 48 years and 10 months you would have to spend on mining alone, with efficiency 5 and haste 2 beacons. It is a completely, and utterly impossible feat. Unless you have 1,000 people mining ancient debris, it would only take just over 2 and a half weeks of pure mining. Realistically, with the time to get all the chests, shulker boxes, EXP farms for the mending netherite picks, setting up the haste 2 beacons, eating (in-game), blocking up lava, getting netherite for said picks, fighting nether mobs, getting the wool and wood for the beds, the travelling, actually making the hole to put the netherite pyramid in, people having breaks for sleep, school, work, and using the bathroom, it would take at least a year to complete if 1,000 players were trying their hardest to make the ultimate beacon flex.

It would be the project to end all projects to make a large server for that one purpose. Would probably be a huge thing for the Minecraft community. 1,000 players out to get a 1.18 world height pure netherite beacon. Minecraft’s biggest project. If hundreds of people watched a brit as he drained a Minecraft ocean over streams for weeks, imagine how many people would watch 1,000 people work together for Minecraft’s biggest flex ever. That would actually be a really cool idea.

-Sincerely at 2:51 am, Happter & Friends

Inspired by Austin Hourigan’s THE SCIENCE on Game Theory

This would actually be amazing, I want this to happen. /srs

#minecraft #minecraft math #THE SCIENCE #netherite #nether #big numbers #ireland #took 2 more hours than I thought it would #game theory #austin hourigan #minecraft flex #project #shower thoughts #ibxtoycat #grian #mumbo #mumbo jumbo #double life grian #hermitcraft #streaming #i like this idea so much that it might be my next youtube video #long reads #minecraft project

[ohbabydollie]

True, you might have to make some hcs about ALL the body types; The cuddly plus sizes, the slender and ethereal tall drinks of waters, the tinies (they’re ether wholesome or a firecracker, there’s no inbetween), the bisexual butch like ladies or nonbins, the fems with muscles that step on you <3, twinks/femboys (that’s me!), and handsome women who remind of an anime character and make me feel things downstairs 🫠💕, female jschlatt…. jus’ female jschlatt…. I imagine her persona being akin to a Karen and those women from Brooklyn who smoke and work at a diner…. but actually she’s my wife….. my soft dom mommy wife who steps on me…. 🤤🥴💕💕💕💕

No weirdo girls who say “I have DDs and I’m a good catholic girl” like bitch, have you heard of a JOKE, a BIT, and a P E R S O N A before??????

Jesus H. Christ of Nazareth… I’m gonna kms in Minecraft in Minecraft……..

~🍓🍰

i got a few requests for hcs for different body types n im trying to get it done bc u guys deserve representation too!

i feel like schlatt would be a super cool girl to hang around, like the one every girl has a small crush on and a true girl’s girl. she’d be so pretty n tall, probably on the thicker side n she’s mean to men esp the misogynists, she gets a little nicer when they get to know her but to girls? she’s the sweetest, super polite, supportive, etc. she loves her women

no but srsly the ones that r like “date me! date me!” r so fucking weirdddd like what’s wrong w u, why r u begging a random 24 y/o man to date you when he doesn’t even know who you are and you don’t know him like that??

jfc, just download character.ai or smth if ur gonna be creepy 😭😭

#dollie yaps 🗣️ #🍓🍰 anon

[transgenbur]

obviously dsmp spoilers ahead

…holy fucking SHIT

like. okay so everything up until punz went about how i expected. the fight was honestly even more intense & dramatic than i thought it would be (oh my god both tubbo and tommys acting improved SO MUCH they did so fucking good), then i was kinda uneasy for a while after dream died because. well yknow its too good to be true. but i kinda let my guard down during the whole nation talk because i got overwhelmed with the cclingy emotion (also a little bit of ccrime because. nations) BUT THENNNN oh my god when punz was taking them down those stairs and the walls started changing to blackstone. OH OOOO I WANT TO RELIVE IT the dread and excitement and suspense. like somehow i didn’t see it coming (most people probably did idk in my defence its 1am) but i was still like. uneasy with it all especially punz being so calmly accepting so like. have that tension explode was so good.

AND EVERYTHING ELSE. i’ll say it i teared up at the sam nook scene. i also got Very Teared Up when cclingy were walking to the prison, yelling out the creeper song and laughing to try to spell away the sadness that came with letting sam nook go, to hype themselves up to head into what’s basically a death trap, and singing a fucking minecraft song like its just c!clingyduo down to the core and well it got to me. okay. and they kept repeating they’re not kids anymore they’re adults (tubbo’s “STOP BABYING ME” in the middle of the fight oooooooh we are gonna see that one resurface in analysis posts) but they are kids. they are kids but theyve changed so much since the first time they sang together walking along the path, since the first time they went to try and fight dream, since the first time they tried to start a nation. they’re still kids Ok maybe i cried a bit👍

ctommy saying “look how green these leaves are” i need several years to recover from this. the boy who used to sing to flowers who’s now free to love nature and take in the world around him without fear of it being ripped away. the fragile unsure hope in his voice, the disbelief, the overwhelming relief. and then it’s ripped away again. after all that, that hope still gets killed. kms as we speak

ALSO, BROTHER. DID CTUBBO SIGN AN NDA THAT FORBIDS HIM TO SPEAK THE NAMES OF HIS FAMILY MEMBERS OR…? like he just accepted csam’s candidacy for vice president HE KILLED YOUR HUSBAND AND KIDNAPPED YOUR SON…? and when talking about the revival book at no point does he bring up cranboo head in my hands. idk if this is all because of that elusive ccbeeduo mystery but if we get absolutely no mention of cbeeduo again i will kill someone

and LORD. THAT FINAL SCENE. oh my god they’re kids they’re KIDS this is what o meant they were so terrified ctubbo had TEARS IN HIS VOICE like i need that to sink in. not just ctommy who always gets like that in traumatic situations. CTUBBO had TEARS in his voice. and i really thought for a second idk they were gonna like repeat that scene where ctommy pushed ctubbo off or something as a way to? idk escape? well it crossed my mind. ALSO TOMMY’S A FUCKING SPIDERMAN NERD LIKE WE KNEW THIS BUT. NO WAY HOME???? REALLY????

anyway. see yall tomorrow at 6pm gmt i fuckin guess. 

#alex.rambles.txt #mcyt #c!tommy #c!tubbo #c!clingyduo #c!dream #c!punz #c!discduo #dsmp spoilers

[olreid]

I remember u once mentioned the raven cycle fic which is a russian doll au and I rlly liked it - do u have other raven cycle fic recs by chance? No worries if not:) cheers🐧

literally russian doll fic supremacy ! and ahhh the mortifying ordeal of exposing my fic preferences.... under a cut for length and my sanity lol

ok just gonna put like. one from each author and you can read their other stuff from there. you get it

maggie's edward/declan fic. i have honestly made people who have never even read trc read this because its Literature that stands on its own. also i know i said one fic per author and im already breaking that rule but i think about ronsey rule 63 therapy fic and ronsey grocery store fic OFTEN.

alf fic honestly ALSO so hard to choose but my most re-read ones r def trans ronan pynch and adamnoah possession fic.

elliptical vampire ot6 au and soulmate ot6 au i honestly cant choose between these i read em all the time. oh god this one too kms

pynch fleabag au. completely changed the game i can only read it once a year and ive never read it without crying

pynch la au ive also made a bunch of people read this it is the blueprint 4 me. this author has a ton of fic and theyre all extremely good so youre welcome

minecraft pynch au is also a classic in the community

adamnoah drug dealer au. lol

pynch fic about adam going to college but more about adam than anything else

pynch fic thats good. r u noticing any patterns

pynch fic where they have a telepathic connection. huge bummer (complementary)

sarchengsey roadtrip fic

i think thats all for now !

#asks #anon #fic rec

[zenjestrr]

im gonna fucking kms in real life and in Minecraft