#gonna be more long rants!! stay tuned!

[kayatoastkkat]

as a very wise man once said: "the only universal language is violence"

am I the only one that's cheering as Jekyll FINALLY resorts to violence like GET HER ASS HENRY RETURN THAT FUCKING PUNCH SHE GAVE YOU 9 CHAPTERS AGO

AND HE KNOWS IT TOO HAHAHA OH FRANKIE HOW DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO GET A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE HUH? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END? HOW DOES IT- *reboots*

(sidenote Creature checking if she's okay is so cute like damn he still cares about her-)

you know for a sick old lady she sure recovers fast-

and also runs faster than I ever could like come on she's only a few steps behind Jekyll now

ANYWAYS GUYS GUYS GUYS I THINK THAT ONE SKETCH OF JEKYLL SURROUNDED BY HIS FUCKIN MESS OF A LAB IS GOING TO COME VERY SOON I CAN'T WAIT AAAAGH

IS HE GOING TO TELL FRANKIE AFTER HE'S DONE OR??? you know at the very least he should it'll be fun

#daylight savings is back fucking finally!! 🎉🎉 #and kat here doesn't observe it #page shall finally update one hour earlier when I'm not so damn exhausted!!! #the glass scientists #tgs update #tgs spoilers #kkat's monday rants #gonna be more long rants!! stay tuned!

[ravencincaide]

Just like Dazai 

Summary:  No one liked being compared to someone else. Especially when you suspect that there was much more to your boyfriend's relationship with his ex partner than met the eye. But did it really matter? After all, you'd never be able to meet his expectations. Because you weren’t Dazai. No matter how much he compared you to him. 

Pairing: fem! Reader x Chuuya Nakahara 

Inspired by Raven’s special anon prompt: “Chuuya accidentally hurts the reader with something he said or done. And he realizes it only when he sees her hurt expression and when she runs away from the room? “ 

Warnings: Cursing, mention of alcohol consumption, hurt/ light angst. hint at SSK, 

Enjoy

“ Goddamn it, you’re just as fucking bad with your bets as Dazai” 

The smile faded off your lips and twisted down into a frown. Your laughter which rang out together with the loud music of the arcade died down in your throat. All that was left behind was the obnoxious tune of the game you two had been playing for the past hour or so. The victory dance and loud screech on your screen and the ’you lose’ on Chuuya’s with an even louder melody which seemed to mock the ginger. Without your joy and laughter you could clearly hear it now; the frustrated growls of having lost yet another round of the game he swore he would kick your ass in. The musings at the fact that he was supposed to be better than you, the bitter one-line comparisons between the way you played the game and Dazai. 

It was always Dazai. Dazai would have made a different attack in that last second, and then Chuuya would have had you where he wanted you. Dazai would have missed that last shot and then Chuuya would have been able to– 

His quiet rant left a bitter taste in your mouth. You had only ever caught sight of the ex-mafia executive once as a new recruit  but now you seemed to constantly exist in his shadow. Dazai, who was supposedly only a mission partner, was someone your boyfriend compared you to. Dazai, the bastard who was no longer in the Port Mafia. Dazai who was so much smarter- he would have goddamn planned better for the mission and then there’d be no casualties. Dazai who’s reports were always short and straight to the point when delivered to Mori, while yours were always too long. Dazai this, Dazai that! 

Dazai wasn’t there- he had left of his own volition while you stayed and served and slaved. Fought for the Mafia- fought for Chuuya. Showered him in love, affection and care. And yet still, somehow, despite not being Dazai you lived in his shadows. 

 Whatever for? 

Suddenly, Chuuya’s firsts made contact against the dashboard of the arcade machine between you two- an action which caused several other patrons to inch away from you in visible fear. Normally you would have scolded Chuuya for his brash actions, now you merely glanced up at him in question. There were two tokens clutched in his fist- a frustrated demand for yet another rematch. “ Another time, this was just dumb luck, yeah! Final round and I’m gonna kick your pretty lil ass, sweets!” 

But you were not in the mood for games. 

You were bitter, angry in the way no one seemed to understand. On edge in a fashion that not even the cocktail beside you- or the alcohol in your system- could calm. You didn’t bother to plaster a fake smile on your lips as you slid off the slightly too high chair. Your heels made contact with the sticky arcade floor and you bitterly mused that Dazai would have likely moved with more grace than you had. No, he wouldn’t have needed to jump down; he was the perfect height to just slide off the stool with dignity. The thought made anger flare in your gut. Your eyes looked anywhere but at Chuuya. “ Another time, okay?  I realized I forgot something”

You caught sight of his surprised expression, the confused hurt look on his face as you turned on your heel. Of course you disappointed him; that’s all you seemed to do. Unlike Dazai who– 

You cut your trail of thoughts off and hurried out. You did not wait for his reply, did not look back at him as you stumbled out of the arcade room. Past the pool tables, pushed through the sweaty tipsy queue of other patrons who waited to order their up-tenth drink and then out into the chilly evening air. Your feet carried you faster and faster for every second, until you turned down unfamiliar streets which lead you away from Port Mafia territory. That lead you further and further away from Chuuya. 

But at that moment you did not care. Because why should you? Why had you even bothered trying in the first place? Why had you put effort into getting to know Chuuya? Why had you bothered trying to share your skills and passions when all you were to him was nothing but a replacement? A replacement for the partner who left Chuuya behind. 

A man you would never be able to surpass, and so you were doomed to forever reside in his shadows. Because no matter how hard you tried, you would never be Dazai. 

Author note: So we start off Raven's specials with a little angst. (Yes I know it's not Sunday, but I have a plan, trust me. So shhh)

Don't forget to check Raven's masterlist! and wait for the next Special ;) ©ravencincaide 2024. Do not copy/repost/translate or spread my work(s) without my explicit permission. If you see any of my work(s) reposted/copied anywhere else without my consent, please inform me!

#raven's special #raven cincade's works #Raven's drabbles #Raven's short fics #chuuya x reader #chuuya x y/n #chuuya x you #chuuya x fem!reader #jealous reader #bsd angst #chuuya angst

[nebula-blitzar]

Just kinda in the mood to post this so like

There’s a lot of rumors and speculations on how Fizz and Oz met and when so I thought I would share my personal theory.

I think when the incident first occurred, Mam freaked the fuck out because he had just signed a contract, had been doing work for him on the side, and made him lots of money. So Mam calls up Oz and asks him for prosthetics for cheap. They were decent quality (especially for the price,) and Oz had written instructions and stuck them to the prosthetics so Mam would see them. Mam, being the lazy ass he is, threw them away and just gave Fizz the prosthetics, with no guidance on how to use them.

Now Fizz was further indebted to Mammon, so he couldn’t really leave. He worked full time for him, and was still paid as much as he needed to get by (decent apartment, food). At some point along this timeline, Mam also had Asmodeus make the Fizz-bots, which lightened the load. But Fizz’s performances became more intense, and further put stress on him.

I do want to note I have a theory that imps with irises (all the time) have chronic anxiety or other problems. Since other imps’ irises only appear when they’re upset in some way, shape, or form. So that would be Barb, Blitzø, and Fizz. Cash didn’t have irises, but Tilla did, and since she was sick and shit, it kinda makes sense.

So with all of this stuff happening to Fizz and around Fizz with no one to help him, he had worsened anxiety. But he kept performing since he felt so indebted to Mammon. Around the four and a quarter year mark, Fizz started to feel some pain where his limbs were attached to his body. So he asked Mammon. Mam, being the asshole he is, said no, obviously, so he just kinda..kept performing through the pain.

Since the pain was persistent enough to get in the way of Fizz’s performances, he kept asking Mammon. Finally, Mam let him go do it so he would shut up about it. So Fizz and Oz finally got to meet in person, and they learned the problem was basically some pretty severe friction burns from not wearing them properly (y’know since Mam threw the instructions away) and so Oz was pissed about Mammon not listening to him (as always) and wanted to call him to give him a piece of his mind.

Fizz stops him, saying it’s a bad idea, and that Fizz will get in more trouble, so he doesn’t call Mam.

Then Fizz leaves, and Oz goes back to work, but not without texting Bee asking if they can meet up (if you don’t hc Bee and Ozzie as friends we can’t be friends/j) sometime soon. Bee is obviously like totes dude and a few days later, they meet up.

Oz asked to hang out to consult Bee on the fact he kinda had a crush on Fizz, Bee is super excited (duh) and is like tell me everything they talk more and come to the conclusion Oz has a genuine crush, and him and Fizz should talk more.

Oz doesn’t want to be awkward and text Fizz just to talk, but lucky for him, a few weeks later, Fizz applies for a job application at Ozzie’s, cause he wants to be able to afford some luxuries, and for that he needs more money, and Mammons not gonna give him a pay raise. Since Fizz actually is a really good fit for the job, he gets it.

Anyway the pair get really close both business wise and friend wise, and Fizz does more shifts at Ozzie’s. Mam isn’t actually that mad since he has the Fizz-Bots to perform, advertise and sell.

At some point near the five year mark, the pair kiss, and while both sides enjoy it, it keeps both of them up late. So the next day after Ozzie’s closes they talk it out and end up accidentally confessing their feeling to each other.

So yeah that’s first meeting, how they got together, and why they got to know each other. I am writing a fanfic about this in more detail, and this is probably not the last time I mention this theory, so stay tuned!

Ps thanks for reading this long ass rant lol

#helluva boss #helluva boss mammon #helluva boss asmodeus #fizzarolli #fizzmodeus #fizzarozzie #fan theory #i dont support anything bad vivzie has done #helluva boss beelzebub

[avatarmerida]

Um idk what to say about this except Hunter deserves to receive more compliments and Amity has never known how to process Willow’s taste in men

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“Okay guys, just gimme like 10 minutes, okay?” Willow said, running eagerly ahead. “I just wanna check on my plants real quick. I’m sure they’re okay but I just wanna be totally sure because I-.”

“Go on, we’ll be fine!” Said Amity, seeing Willow was slowing herself down for their sake but desperately wanted to run ahead. Willow didn’t need to be told twice as she darted full speed up the stairs to her room. From the sound of it, her plants were just fine and delighted to see her. As they headed back to the Owl House, Willow’s house was on the way and when she had asked if they could make a quick pit stop Camila saw nothing wrong so long as they were quick and stayed together.

Hunter smiled at the distant sound of Willow happily greeting her plants as he looked around the living room, suddenly aware that it looked stuck in time. A few months ago it was brimming with life and light, and now it was dark and cold without Willow and her dads gracing the rooms with their love and laughter.

“Hey, what are these?” Hunter asked, turning to the dining room table which was covered in glossy brightly colored books.

“Oh, those are just some silly magazines Willow and I used to read when we’d do our homework,” said Amity as she walked in from the kitchen, the vibrant colors reminding her of a less chaotic time. “We would fill out the quizzes inside and gush about these bard coven bands and argue over who our favorite was.”

“Really? Heh.” Hunter flipped through the pages with a quizzical smirk, remembering Willow had once mentioned listening to a band once while they were messaging on penstagram back when they had first met. “Who was Willow’s favorite?”

“Take a guess.”

“Probably the most handsome one, right?” He said pointing to the obvious front man whose face was featured much more than the other members in the collection of mini posters that occupied the series of pages.

“Uh, not exactly,” said Amity, pointing to the corner to the “mysterious loner” of the group. His smile was more reserved than the others and his overall demeanor carried something... familiar.

“Him? Really?” Hunter chuckled, swearing he saw imprints of faded green lipstick stains near his photo. He wondered just how long they had been fading.

“I dunno, Willow has... unique taste.” Amity said with a shrug and slightly soured look. “We very rarely agree on things like that. I mean, she does not get Azura like at all, which just doesn’t make sense if I’m being honest, because I think...”

As Amity continued ranting, Hunter flipped through the pages and read the silly answers written in Willow’s bubbly handwriting, each ‘I’ dotted with a flower and the words twirling at the end as though they were carefully arranged vines. He treated her circled answers like a treasured artifact, admiring the little hearts and daisies she doodled in the corner of the pages. He also couldn’t help but want to take the silly quiz himself and see if their answers matched.

“...but I guess disagreeing can inspire debates. I mean, like the other day I was telling her how when I first met you I called you scrawny and that practically set her off because when she first met you she thought you were sooo cute, so obviously we don’t-.”

“She thought I was cute?” Hunter repeated, tuning back into Amity's rambling.

“Huh? Oh.” Amity’s hand sprang to her mouth, quickly realizing she should not have said that. “Uh maybe? Ya know, ha, it was so long ago, I might be misremembering. Actually, she might have been talking about a wet cat she saw on her way to school so actually-.”

“You just said you were talking about it yesterday.”

“Did I say that? You know, it was so long ago who can really remember what I said, we should-.”

“Amity, if you’re gonna make fun of me could you at least not use Willow? I don’t know why you’d think-.”

“I’m not making fun of you! I just, uh...” Amity insisted, quickly looking back at the staircase to make sure Willow wasn’t coming back yet. She changed her voice to a harsh whisper. “Ugh, okay listen, Willow would kill me if she knew I told you this but... do you remember before Halloween when I told you to change out of your costume?”

“Yeah?”

“She was actually really upset that I said that because she thought that you looked... handsome.”

Now THAT is a look

“Me?” Hunter asked as though there was someone else she could’ve been referring to.

DON’T listen to her.

“Yeah?” Amity replied, still unable to give a reason. “I mean, she was so mad at me for telling you to change, she threatened to summon a cactus to my bus seat before I sat down.” Amity laughed at the memory, knowing Willow was only a little serious about following through. “And she stared at the photo she took of you like the entire ride, like you were a magazine model or something.”

“She thought I looked... handsome? In my costume? Like the costume I’m wearing right now?”

“Shh! Yes, but you can’t tell her I told you,” said Amity, looking around paranoid. “I wouldn’t lie about that though, I promise.”

Hunter made his way into the living room, finding his reflection for the first time in a hall mirror. It was dusty but still he could see the difference from the last time he had seen his own face. There was a lot to process. Days ago he looked completely different and now it was though he had suddenly aged, he was tired and dirty and covered with scars.

“Do you think... she still thinks I look handsome in it?” He said, his hand tracing his newest scar.  “Ya know, with how... different I look?”

“Well,” Amity started, knowing there was more within the inquiry. “She also talked about how much she liked you, ya know? The way you talk, what you talk about-

“She never mentioned my voice being... annoying?”

“No, actually,” Amity said, realizing Willow was probably the only person she had never heard refer to it in such a way, even as a joke. “Which is saying something because she used to always say that having bad eyesight made her hearing better,” Amity recalled. “I don’t know if that’s true or not but Even when you wore those hideous shoes with the holes all over them she still thought you were so cool... for some reason.”

Handsome AND cool? It seemed too good to be true.

“Does she... talk about me a lot?”

“Ya know, if you really wanna know what Willow thinks about you then you should ask her,” said Amity softly, putting her hand on his shoulder reassuringly. “But don’t tell her you talked to me, otherwise she’ll get suspicious.”

“But has she said anything about... the way I look now?”

“Oh no, you’re not getting any more information from me!” said Amity dramatically, walking back to the kitchen table. “I’ve said too much already, if she ever found out that I said any of this I’d have more than a cactus to worry about.”

“But why wouldn’t she want me to know? Is she embarrassed?”

“Well I dunno, do you tell Willow you think she looks nice every time you think she looks nice?”

Hunter opened his mouth to offer a smug response before he realized that while he did in fact let Willow know she looked nice it was usually agreeing with someone. She would walk down to the basement to show off a new dress she had found while thrift shopping with Vee and wanted to show how nicely it complimented the cardigan Hunter had repaired for her and Hunter would be in awe of how she always managed to pick colors that brought out her eyes. He would think how lovely, how stunning, how utterly beautiful she looked but he never said these words.

Instead, Gus would usually deliver the compliment. He’d say “Wow, Willow you look great!” and then nudge Hunter in the ribs with his elbow as he’d raise an eyebrow and say “Doesn’t she Hunter?” Willow would look at him with anticipating eyes for his thoughts, but the sparkle that found her eyes with her expectations only increased the things to say, and Hunter would end up only being able to nod in agreement or mumble a simple “yes.”

Is that how he made Willow feel? How could he ever...?

“Fair point,” He cleared his throat and tried not to convey the journey his mind was on and hoping he seemed like he was totally normal about the question. “Thank you for your clarification, I shall keep the matter between us.”

“You’re not gonna act... weird about this are you?” Amity asked, fairly certain she already knew the answer.

“Me? Weird? No! W-w-why would I be weird about this?” Hunter sputtered nervously.

Oh, she definitely already knew the answer.

“Okay, well I hear her coming back so zip it,” ordered Amity. “If I wake up with a cactus in my sleeping bag, I’m taking you down with me, spaceman.”

Hunter wouldn't know how to bring it up even if he wanted to.

“Sorry it took so long,” said Willow, entering the room on a vine. “But they’re doing great, luckily the automatic water system I instilled has been working perfectly.”

“That’s great, Willow.” said Amity with a smile.

“Yeah that’s totally great!” agreed Hunter, his voice sounding panicked for no apparent reason. “Awesome! Cool! Yeah...”

“Yeah,” agreed Willow, confused by the room’s vibe. “But uh, we should probably get back to the others. I don’t want Camila to worry.”

“Oh yeah, good idea,” agreed Hunter.

“Oh, before I forget,” said Willow, pulling something off her wrist. “I found this yellow scrunchie in my room and I thought since your hair is longer again, you could use it to keep your hair out of your eyes.”

“Really?” he said, as she slipped the hair tie onto his wrist. “Thanks, Willow.”

“’Course,” she said with a smile. “It’s your color, after all. Plus we gotta make sure we can see that pretty face of yours.” She added with a wink.

“Haha yeah o-o-okay,” he said with a gulp. “I should uh, g-g-go check if the coast is clear.”

He ran ahead as Willow chucked to herself, clearly pleased with his reaction. She watched as he ran to the doorway and pulled his hair back into a ponytail and secured it with Willow’s scrunchie.

“Woah, did it just get hotter in here?” Willow whispered to Amity, a faint crimson gracing her cheeks as she watched fondly as he scanned the outside area, his pulled back hair making it easier for her to see his defined jawline. Before Amity could offer her comment on the change in temperature, Willow cut her off as she continued in a dreamy tone. “Never mind, I think it’s just Hunter. If ya know what I mean.” she added playfully, bumping Amity’s arm with her elbow.

“I really, reeeally don't,” groaned Amity as though she was in physical pain, having endured this talk for months in the human realm and now realizing that there was no end in sight. “You have got to stop saying things that to me I am begging you!” Amity pleaded.

“I’ll stop when he stops,” said Willow with a shrug, fanning herself with her hand for emphasis (half to upset Amity further and half because she was truly grateful she had found that scrunchie).

#huntlow #winter toh #willow park #hunter toh #toh #huntlow fanfiction #the owl house #amity blight

[stormyoceans]

Well if we think about it, it kinda makes sense. JimmySea were in a really popular show this year so they won’t get another until next year. I mean, how many pairings get 2 shows a year? Maybe the ones that weren’t as huge. And they did say not now but soon so another show next year has gotta be guaranteed! Let’s look forward to that! And we still have LOL and you still have your fanmeeting to look forward to too!

yeah no absolutely like. i know im being entirely overdramatic and that it’s silly to even be upset about something like this what with the current global situation and all, but it’s just. it still sucks ;;;;;;;

i know it was selfish of me, but i really just needed this one little thing to look forward to. hell, i didn’t even necessarily wanted a possible jimmysea series to air this year, i just needed a mock trailer to obsess over and keep me going just like it happened with last twilight. and maybe last twilight itself is also the issue here, or rather, my feelings for it are. i just can’t help but think i would feel way better about jimmysea not having new project for part 2 if i loved last twilight as much as i love vice versa, but i don’t. i still can’t think about it without a wave of sadness and disappointment washing over me, so rewatching it is out of the question, at least for the foreseeable future. i literally only have vice versa to sustain me for who knows how long and i will never say it’s not enough, but i do believe it’s quite normal to want more

and i don’t wanna be like. ‘technically last twilight is from the 2023 line up and actually there are pairings who got a series in 2023 AND part 1 AND are going to attend part 2 as well’, but even if none of this was true, it’s hard for me to forget just how bad it was for jimmysea until last twilight. to this day, i still see people talking about them as “a second rate pairing” and speculating about GMMTV splitting them up for good just because they’ve been paired with women in ploy’s yearbook and the trainee, and GMMTV not riding their popularity wave is just gonna give way to more comments like these and im frankly tired of them

anyway. im sorry for the rant, i know you were just being sweet and trying to make me feel better, so i hope this doesn’t come off as mean or as if im upset at you ;;;;;;;; im actually very grateful because i do need someone who can be a bit more objective about this rn and i really appreciate you taking the time to send me a message!!!!!

im probably just gonna be unnecessarily dramatic for a couple more days and then go back to being the most insufferable clown on this entire site until GMMTV 2025 comes STAY TUNED ✌️

#sorry again for the rant!!!!!!! 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️ #i did need to let this out but also i know it wasn't really fair to put all of this under your message #so i just hope i didn't make you feel bad!!!!! #and thank you for being the voice of reason maybe i can't show it rn but i promise i really do appreciate it!!!!!! #i hope you're having a lovely day!!!!!! 💜💜💜 #jimmysea #m: ask

[lottachaos]

MY BLORBOS (MY MAIN THING YEEHAW)

I have made picrews of my Blorbos I would post art but my sketchbook is in a different room and I am lazy

Veryn, the main one, who is also my persona:

Matthew who is Veryn’s boyfwend:

Hes really tan but I can’t always make him seem that way

anyways gonna rant now

veryn is a gremlin who is a lot like me in real life but more my my ideal version of myself. He is high energy and chaotic and loud but he can be serious when he needs to be. He has chronic RBF (Resting Bedroomeyes Face)

Matthew is chill and quiet and worries and lot and does this cute little worries gentle smile that veryn freaking falls for. He seems like he doesn’t do any chaos crap but then he goes and does some wild thing and you realize why veryn fell in love with him. He is covered in scars bc of various stuff he accidentally got involved with.

veryn lives half in the woods and half in an appartement. He has wings. Sometimes he has horns and these dark on his face and shoulders but that only appears when he’s in very stressful situations.

Matthew lives in an appartement with his sister who is named Katie and has a job or goes to college, I haven’t decided which yet

they are both in their young twenties, no more that 24.

Matthew somehow gets some sort of forestry Wiley thing like veryn has but idk how. All I know is that he gets this long whipping tail with a tuft at the end which is the thing in the back of one of the picrews of him.

Matthew is covered in scars bc veryn is in the middle of this big situation where he’s fighting against these magical eldritch entities and Matthew at one point finds him in the woods fighting them and tries to help and then gets beaten up and bitten by magical snakes and almost dies. That is where most of his scars come from (he has a scar that looks like a dinsosaur on his left side just beneath his rib cage. It’s called the dinoscar) but some various other events give him lil other scars

Veryn is much better at defending himself because he has been having to fight for much longer and so does t have as many obvious scars. He does have on long one on his neck because enemies tries to slice it at one point but he lived.

Matthew usually wears a black turtleneck and this tan cardigan looking jacket. Some of the picrews I used didn’t have that option so I had to make due.

Veryn usually wears a bright green shirt about the color of the “Draft saved!” Pop up that happens in tumblr when you take ages to write a post. Then he wears a brown jacket on top and black or brown pants and some brown boots. He basically dresses kinda like a redneck but when you see the clothes on him you cannot see anything but skinny gay forest being.

Oh yeah Veryn’s wings look like the brown variant of a tawny Eagle. Basically. Except a little more brown and a little less white and dots/stripes.

I stayed up till one am last night writing a (rather spicy) fic for them. I will share SOME of it here in a different post. I will also show some art of these two in a different post. Stay tuned, anyone who’s interested!! Eventually I will probably make some sort of book or smth about these two. Yes Ik I use tropes and it’s not super realistic in a lot of ways but I understand that and I don’t really care because I’m just making the story to be however its best to me and cringe culture is dead .

CRINGE IS TEMPORARY BLORBO IS FOREVER!!

Anyways, there you have it. I’ll post more later. I’m so excited I’ve finally put info about them all in one place bc I rlly needed to do that. k bye

#Verthew #Veryn #Matthew #my blorbos #Cedblorbos #Hehehe

[ginger-idiot]

So I've been thinking.

I think I might temporarily pause my Traumatized Pastra AU for my new au.

Introducing:

A random ass Doai AU I've had for a while now and am currently turning into a fic!(Hopefully it will be on Ao3 soon) It's just chock full o' headcanons! Buckle in because this gonna be a long ass post and I rant about things a LOT

Main little headcanons for the pairs.

◇ Clyde and Winfrey are 100% gay and no one can tell me otherwise.

◇ Simon is like an owner to The Flock, Simon is also teaching The Flock how to actually speak.

◇ Klaus is slightly abusive towards Jack, but he is desperately trying to fix it with Jack's help.

◇ Kause and Jack never actually stay in the same spot, but they will return to an area multiple times.

◇ Because Klause and Jack never stay in one place, they'll sometimes wander into Clyde and Winfrey's territory, because of this, both Clyde and Winfrey will hide if they catch even the slightest smell of their scent.

◇ Klaus and Jack have very impulsive personalities and will often play cruel pranks that often end up in an injury of some kind, this is why Clyde and Winfrey are afraid of them.

◇ The Flock can sometimes be overprotective of Simon, especially if Simon is about to go into hibernation.

◇ Simon will regularly check up on Clyde and Winfrey because I said so.

◇ Winfrey is helping to uncorupt Clyde, and in return Clyde is helping him control his thoughts.

Hibernation periods.

◇ Clyde hibernates between August 3rd and October 31st, while Winfrey hibernates between Febuary 1st and June 4th.

◇ The Flock doesn't hibernate, being a bird and all. Simon hibernates through spring.

◇ Both Jack and Klaus hibernate through the last half of winter and the first half of spring.

Individual Headcanons

.•° Winfrey °•.

◇ Winfrey can actually play the violin, and he's good at it too.

◇ He's constantly second guessing weather it was a good idea to become complete, but Clyde helps him see it as a good thing.

◇ He's overprotective over Clyde despite Clyde telling him that he can handle himself, it's just the size difference really-

◇ Him and Clyde are VERY close. V e r y

.•° Clyde °•.

◇ Clyde is actually kind of insane, and with Wibfrey helping to uncorupt his mind, he's becoming even more so.

◇ If Clyde is harmed enough, Winfrey will wake up from his hibernation and go save him, and vice-versa. They will then go into a month long hibernation together.

◇ Like Winfrey, Clyde can hear the voices of everyone he's consumed, but has learned to tune it out.

◇ He is adept at playing the piano.

.•° Simon °•.

◇ Simon is practically The Flock's owner because of how feral The Flock is.

◇ He won't force his ideology of not consuming humans, he just doesn't want the others to do it when he's around.

◇ He celebrates human holidays, and even invites the other veldigun over to celebrate with him and The Flock.

.•° The Flock °•.

◇ The Flock will attack anyone and anything that gets close to Simon when he's injured, sick, ect.

◇ Since they haven't progressed past the void stage, they're kind of like an octopus, they can fit through tiny spaces.

.•° Jack °•.

◇ Jack rarely talks, only ever talking to Klaus.

◇ He'll do anything Jack tells him to, even if he doesn't want to.

◇ He hunts when Klaus is asleep because he's always used to help Klaus hunt.

◇ He doesn't actually need to eat as much as you'd expect.

.•° Klaus °•.

◇ Klaus is actively trying to fix his abusive behavior towards Jack

◇ Klaus and Jack get into constant prank wars.

◇ He loves messing with Clyde and Winfrey, mostly Clyde though.

Veldigun Headcanons.

◇ Veldigun can actually speak many different languages, but like humans they have to learn it.

◇ They know jackshit about Six, the only thing they know is that they'll show up in their dreams before an event in their lives. (Hibernation and stuff)

◇ They never go into large human towns or cities, they just wait for prey to come to them, or they'll try to lead them away.

Okay I'm done ranting now- I may or may not turn this into a separate ask blog idk man- but I do know that I've kinda lost motivation for my Traumatized Pastra AU-

#doai #dreams of an insomniac #pastra #pastraspec #My Ao3 is GingerNobody btw-

[hedgehog-hell]

ohhh can u giys tell us abt the wars end au?? pls??

Oh boy okay this is gonna be a long one so buckle in

War's end au is a BIG WIP rn so there isn't a ton of plot atm, but I can absolutely name the major characters and the story behind the creation of it!

Keep in mind, all of this is subject to change as the AU develops more!

The big characters in play are sonic, shadow, knuckles, tails, Amy, rouge, and metal sonic, and the story is going to follow them (mainly sonic, shadow, and knuckles at first) for several arcs.

The big idea is that eggman has mysteriously announced his retirement and ended his reign of terror, so sonic and the gang are investigating his motives, and grappling with learning to live normal lives outside of saving the world every other day. There will be many an identity crisis, heartfelt moment, and found family hijinks, as well as appearances from familiar characters like surge and kit, the chaotix, Tikal, silver, Omega, and others, and a few of our own OCs for good measure!

All of this was inspired by the ideas of the beloved bestie @fruitwanderer (who, might I add, is the one who dragged us into this hellhole [both the sonic fandom AND tumblr] in the first place) and all our shared headcanons, along with the au we were working on with them forever and a day ago. We say it every time but I fully credit them for the idea of Bug Boy Shadow.

This au has been in the works since I got into the fandom nearly three years ago, starting off as helping Fruit with their au, and then combining that with our own headcanons, and eventually becoming its own thing and an obsession we could no longer contain. As I mentioned in the long ass rant about abandoning Unholy, it has all our favorite headcanons, tropes, characters and ideas in it, and all the fond memories from years ago, and finally getting to work on it for real is so exciting, even if we're only at the "catch up on sonic media so you know what the hell you're doing" phase.

Funnily enough, I'm typing out the draft of this on my phone with a height chart featuring early designs for the au from back when we used Firealpaca on my computer screen in front of me. Oh my god, the memories.

This au is so near and dear to our heart, and we can't wait until we have enough done on it to have something to gush over!

Until then, stay tuned!

#sorry we couldn't tell ya much about it plot wise #lol #we're definitely not gonna be as secretive about this au as we were about unholy tho #so don't worry #it's coming #and soon #thinking we might call it Sonic Resolve??? or something??? in the final product??? #idk we'll have to wait until we finish the script to actually name it lol #sth #bailey blabs #war's end au

[onlyjaeyun]

HIIII 😁😁😁 i’m back with another rant.

first of all pussy eater heeseung is doing smth to me cuz i just know he’s a part time student (or whatever he is) and full time pussy pleaser. and second of all ADMITTING THAT HES INSANE AND SO UNHINGED ITS SO FUNNY TO ME also #JusticeForTheGlass 💔 but DUDE heeseung pulling the “she’s your little sister” card with SUNGHOON????? AGAIN? like boy we know damn well you’re DELUSIONAL ASF. i love the way he’s trying to make himself look so innocent for sunghoon oh my LOOORDD if only u knew sunghoon IF ONLY U KNEWWW 😩😩 ANYWHO ! sumin’s been a LITTLE TOO quiet for my liking… she might be out of seoul or whatever but i know damn well that witch is brewing smth and it is NAWT good. ALSO? the freaking jIUNG REVELATION ??? wdym hes “not interested” HELLO?? i take back the heartbreak i was talking about in my previous ask cuz what i had hope 💔💔 but anyways this just makes the heeseung & yn ship more possible if it wasn’t for my anxiousness over that sumin mf 😒 N E WAYS incredible chapter mamas 🤭 i appreciate u liking my asks cuz i always have so much shit to say but hey twin 🤭🤭 take care zadie sending u lots of love & can’t wait to rant for the next chapter 😁 !!

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URGH MY BABY'S BACK!!!!! thank you sm for taking the time out of your dsy to send me these they seriously make me so happy 🥺🩷💖🧸

also YES!!!! the way seung tries to play things off when he's talking to hoon is lowk scary like boys literally hiding every single thought he's ever had 💀 and yessss ik the jiung part wasn't expected BUT there will still be a few things happening between him and y/n so just stay tuned😜 also, for now sumin's actually gonna tone it down BUT yk me, yk poison, it won't last too long so i guess you've got no choice but to wait and see 🤭🧸 swnding you lots of kisses, hope you have a great day!🥺🩷

#; mailbox 📬 #; ?! nonie

[im-no-jedi]

took a while to get out, but in a similar but opposite toned way to last week, here are my long, rambly, and barely coherent thoughts about episode 9 “The Crossing”

which are thankfully much more positive than last week 😋

where do I even begin y’all. the vibe of this episode really emphasized the end of episode 8 with its melancholy; we didn’t even get any dialogue for the first couple of minutes. all of them silently exiting the Marauder as just the four of them was painful to watch. and it didn’t take long to get into the sibling squabbles after that.

which, as I’ve mentioned before, was another great example of why I think this show does an excellent job selling TBB as siblings. the Clones in general have always been good sibling rep, but TBB does it the best imo. Wrecker and Tech’s bickering with Hunter and Omega pitifully trying to stop it was *chef’s kiss*. even Tech and Hunter hounding Omega about being careful with the ipsium was very “older sibling trying to be the parent”, especially with Omega’s mocking responses LOL. I mean, we even finally got a confirmation that they see each other as family! finally!! thank you Omega!! \o/

speaking of Omega! my girl has really learned how to express herself, as we saw with her rant in episode 8, and I’m glad she was letting her feelings out to the boys. yes, she was overly emotional, but it was understandable! she’s still a child, and it’s hard to process loss without getting emotional, trust me.

that being said, it’s still unfortunate that the boys aren’t the same way. Wrecker has been the only one who’s ever been comfortable showing his emotions and feelings, but even so, he clearly still struggles with it. I really hope we get to a point where the boys are able to open up more (although they admittingly have improved since the beginning thanks to Omega).

now for some specific moments I enjoyed or were just notable to me. 

firstly, Hunter’s spidey senses going off not once, not twice, but THREE times this episode. oh Lordy. if I didn’t know he had enhanced senses, I woulda thought he was freaking Force sensitive with how in tune he was with what was going on. him sensing that something had happened to Omega and Tech? hello?? is he really THAT sensitive, or was that his Dad™ senses going into overdrive LOL

next, I obviously have to talk about the Lion King stampede (thank you Kiners for the blatant spoilers ROFL). OMG I felt so bad for Wrecker, poor baby. him complaining about his back afterwards was a MOOD. and then the exchange with him and Tech, “why don’t YOU carry it?” “fine.” I laughed SO hard, peak sibling humor 😂👌🏻 Hunter holding onto the wire tho... Lord have mercy 🥵

and now circling back to Hunter again cause I’m not done talking about my man yet. can we just appreciate how well he was able to keep himself together in this episode with all the chaos? he could’ve easily joined in with the bickering or gotten frustrated, as we saw him do in “Entombed”. but no, he stayed calm the whole time, even when confronting Tech about his behavior. the only time he actually got frustrated was with Cid (rightfully so). I know that man is a boiling pot of emotions inside, but still he remains the calm and collected leader, keeping everyone on track and not escalating anything further. my man... I love him so much 😩💙

last specific thing I wanna mention cause OMG am I still mad about it. Cid. what. the. HECK. as someone who has loved this character since we first saw her, I’m with TBB (and the rest of the fandom!) on this one. she crossed a line. I gave her the benefit of the doubt with the riot racing, but this was TOO far. she’s gonna catch these hands fr 😤

ok! now I’ll talk about the more serious subjects again. I’ve got two things I wanna talk about because hoo boy, do they relate to me personally.

I wanna talk about the subject of loss and dealing with trauma. if you read my post from last week, you’ll know that I was absolutely devastated by the loss of Echo, regardless of it being temporary or not. it brought me down to one of the lowest points I’ve been at in YEARS. so yeah, having this episode showcase Omega (and the others) going through the exact same thing? yeah.

honestly? I needed that. I needed to have my own feelings validated as much as Omega did, and I got exactly that. Omega wasn’t just upset, she was angry and hurt and worried and didn’t know how to handle all of those emotions at once. it was way too real. that’s what trauma does to you; it gives you way too many emotions to process all at once, so it often comes out in unpleasant ways. I’ve learned to process my own feelings through years of therapy, but clearly it’s still something I struggle with. and I always will. that’s just how trauma works. and I think this subject was portrayed perfectly in this episode.

and now, the absolute cherry on top for this already perfect and beautiful episode... my boy Tech.

I’m not kidding when I say I’m getting emotional writing this cause umm... YEAH

so I’ve been labelling myself as neurodivergent for a few years now. I began to suspect I might have ADHD back in like, 2019 I think, and since then, I’ve also strongly suspected I might just be overall autistic. I haven’t gotten an official diagnosis yet but... I know I’m somewhere on the spectrum, I have to be. and this show has been one of the things that’s helped me realize that. I’ve been 100% behind the “Tech is autistic” train since the early days of the show. I also strongly believe the entire squad is neurodivergent in some way, even Echo and Omega. mostly because I can relate to them in many ways in terms of behavior. I’m not gonna get into a discussion about that here though, I’ll save it for another post✨

the bottom line though is that me being able to see myself in these characters has been one of the major reasons I love the show so much. so now having this canon confirmation about Tech has made me absolutely ecstatic.

after we were done with the episode, @jam-n-ham were talking (as we always do), and she had a hard time getting behind the idea of Tech basically being confirmed autistic. but as we talked about it, she realized that the whole issue between Omega and Tech mirrored a lot of issues she and I have had in the past. and the convo between the two of them by the water was extremely similar to convos she and I have had in the past. again, I myself am not officially diagnosed but... I’m just sayin’ 😬

so uhh, yeah. I’m obviously very happy about this, to the point where I can’t even be sad about them being currently stranded on that planet for who knows how long. the well-done portrayal of Omega’s grief coupled with canon neurodivergent Tech has uplifted me to the point where I literally can’t be sad anymore. this episode gave me hope, y’all. which is why I’m not worried about them. I know they’re all gonna be ok in the end. they have to be. they will be.

cause even when you’re grieving or dealing with mental illness... you still can have hope. it’s gonna be ok 💙💙💙

oh, and one more actual last final thing I wanna say. because of this episode, I’m no longer worried about getting an official diagnosis for my mental illness. in fact, I plan on talking to my therapist about it and seeing if I can schedule an appointment to get checked out. I’ve been debating about doing it for a couple years, and now I’ve finally got the courage to do it. so yeah. that’s a thing 😊

#the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 2 #have I mentioned before how this show has literally changed my life? #cause yeah this show has literally changed my life #just throwing that out there #I'm throwing hearts at Jen and Brad and Dave; I hope they get them #\o/ #star warz #tbb spoilers

[ask-pwp-prequel-au]

Day 2

While Nick would’ve preferred it not to be like this, Day 2 started the second the clock turned 12:00 am because Pal wasn’t letting Nick sleep. He was very insistent on having Nick stay up. Something about having discovered this awful show on Youtube..or was it Netflix? Something.. something about…mmm…Nick had already started tuning Pal’s rambles out.

Up until he got an ad for Freddy’s. Pal’s scream of rage woke Nick RIGHT up! Nick sputtered and sat up to see Pal seething with rage. “Stupid pompous bear! Don’t know anything about robotics! IF they did, they would know everything about NOT letting their ANIMATRONICS KILL PEOPLE!! It’s so easy to prevent that BUT NO! They have to cut corners!!” Pal growled loudly. “Killing people and continuing to build new places despite EVERYTHING is the definition of SLOTH and INSANITY!! I wish I could just-!! DESTROY THEM ALL!! They’re so LAZY!! A-And awful!” Pal kept ranting for a long, long while about Freddy’s, even joining Nick into his rant. “I-I mean! They’ve made SO many places and have YET to fix simple issues! Like again, murderous animatronics hurting the children!” Pal huffed loudly. “It’s so easy to program that to not happen!” “Maybe…not?” Nick weakly replied, really zoning out. “Nick! You are a technician! I-I have a robotics degree! I-I know for a fact how EASY it is!!” Pal clutched his hair with a growl. “They’re all just like John..! Every single one o’ them! And they’re all too stupid to realize it!!” Nick sighed and yawned as the ad ended. “About that..show you wanted me to see…?” Pal snapped out his anger and looked excited.

“It’s really bad! I love insulting it!” Pal laughed and sat back down on the couch. “It’s called Monster Academy and it’s awful! The lore makes no sense, the scaling is awful too! It’s hilarious!” Pal kept going on about how awful it was as the first episode began. Nick sighed, watching the episode very slowly progress. This episode was apparently called.. ‘The Great Battle of West Colt.’ Nick started to drown the whole thing out. Too sappy for him. Nick drowned nearly everything out. Something about one character’s first day there and..whatever else. Finally, halfway through the slog, Nick fell asleep for the day. Surprisingly, Pal didn’t wake him up roughly and angrily. He just let him sleep with a snickering remark, “More awfulness for me then, I guess.”

Nick’s dream started back up where it left off. The Tamas stopped right in front of Nick and didn’t even bother to attack him. TamaBruti looked unsure and turned back to Pal for confirmation that they had to do this. This pause was followed by TamaLanki poking Nick’s nose and seemingly asking Pal for his reason. Pal sharply growls. “I shouldn’t HAVE to give a reason! Besides! You’re not killing him! I wanna do that! I’ll make him into a new friend JUST for you! It’s not very hard to mesh electronics and human form together after all!” Pal laughed with a sharp grin. “Your job is to just weaken him to make the upcoming pain ALL the more sweeter~!” Nick stared at Pal before suddenly shouting out to Pal, “What happened to you!?” Nick’s voice cracked through the air and Pal stared at him as if he hadn’t expected him to pipe up. “Ha! You talked! Now that’s a surprise! Wasn’t expecting you to even slightly pipe up! Guess you’re not as pathetically quiet as you normally are!” “An-Answer my question already, you fake!” Nick demanded, trying to wrangle free from the wires. ‘Pal’ did a very clear and exaggerated eye roll. “Fiiine…! I’ll talk! What you see here is the result of the ISOLATION YOU PUT ME THROUGH!!” ‘Pal’ suddenly snapped with an angry hiss as he threw his fists around. Nick watched him get tangled inside his wiry tendrils; he quickly detangled himself though (admittedly it only amplified his anger). “2 years is a long time alone, buddy! A VERY long time! Soo, I’m gonna kill ya for what you did! Simple as that!” Nick was immediately annoyed. “You have options! You introduced me to May earlier! You had options but just REALLY didn’t wanna use them!” ‘Pal’ hissed, jabbing Nick. “I’m the nightmare creature here! You stay quiet, mind-fucker..!” Pal let out a shrill laugh before pulling away. “Though I absolutely HAVE to thank you for isolating me as much as it hurt at the time..I was able to become connected with my machines! Look at these wires! Look at the near perfect control I have over the tamaterrorz! And the green eyes help me look more intimidating!” ‘Pal’ grinned wide and clenched his fist with pure excitement. “Anyways! Time to get back to killing you! TAMATERRORZ!!”

Nick woke up before the tamas (tamaterrorz?) even had a chance to prepare an attack. This dream problem wasn’t gonna get easier, huh? Pal, the actually real one, slept upside down on the couch. Him and his weird ways of sleeping. No idea how that could ever be comfortable but oh well. The show had just completed season 2. Yuck. Pal was sleeping lightly so he must’ve fallen asleep rather early into the night. Pal had a very, very good attention span and he’s willing to sit through a whole lot. The show must be even worse than Nick originally thought if even Pal was willing to go to sleep at a normal time to not have to deal with it!

Very carefully, Nick turned off the tv and tried to move Pal into his room. The second Nick tried, he realized how heavy Pal was. He was barely half his size, yes, but he was shockingly heavy! Nick carefully put Pal back down and started doing his own thing.

‘Pal’s’ words echoed in his mind. That version of Pal got one thing right..he was really intimidating with the glowing, fully green eyes. The image of ‘Pal’ would not be leaving his mind any time soon. Made his stomach twist with fear.

Nick hummed softly, getting himself a bowl of cereal. Only to realize that Pal didn’t have milk. Oh. Erm. Oh well I guess. Nick sighed before deciding to head out to Pal’s warehouse. Y’know see if there were any donuts left over.

As he opened the door, he could see the tamas stood away from the Percy Poodle robot as if terrified. Nick tilted his head and approached the animatronic, seeing it twitch from time to time. That..was unsettling to say the least. As Nick got closer, he could see a green sludge of sorts inside the cockpit that sunk into the cracks and seams of the inside of the animatronic. Hm.. TamaBruti must’ve left some of his drippy body behind. But..if that was the case, why would TamaBruti be so scared? And why was it green?

Nick heard a rattle from inside the cockpit of the animatronic and saw the sludge begin to animate and slowly look around inside the animatronic. The sludge suddenly sprang up into the head, wiggling a little and leaving behind no trace of the sludge. Nick sat there in utter horror…

Pal suddenly threw open the door. “Nick!! There you are! What in the WORLD are you doing in my warehouse?! I-I thought I locked it!” Pal looked rather angry. “E-Erm- Pal! I-I just-,” Nick sputtered before focusing on what he just saw. “P-Pal! Th-There’s-!” Pal brushed it off. “There’s nothing! We have another thing today to do! No time to talk!” Pal said quickly, continuing to interrupt Nick whenever he tried to tell Pal about what he saw. “P-Pal it’s something with-!” “With the tamas. I see that, Nick. They have night terrors you know!” Pal brushed himself off.

When the tamas approached Pal to try and tell him what they and Nick saw, Pal wasn’t listening. He picked up TamaBruti and chuckled softly. “What, did you have a bad dream? I bet you did, it was rather cold last night.” Pal set down TamaBruti and went back to ridiculing Nick for entering the warehouse without permission.

“P-Pal-!! I-If you could stop interrupting me..!” Nick murmured with some annoyance in his tone. “I already know the story! You snuck in here to ruin my surp-!” Nick suddenly interrupted Pal. “PAL! There is a weird green sludge in Percy!” Pal looked immediately annoyed with Nick piping up. “Excuse me?” “Both me and the tamas saw it! It went up into Percy’s head! It was bright green!” Nick sputtered to explain. Pal raised a brow, really skeptical. A bright green parasite? Must’ve been the gasoline getting to him. “The parasites in Welton are black in color..not..bright green, Nick.” Nick felt defeated.

“Y-You should at least check!” Nick hissed. If Nick hadn’t been seeing stuff, he didn’t want Pal to get hurt. Assuming he can even feel pain but you know what he means. Pal rolled his eyes. “Fine, but I’m telling you, there’s nothing inside the mech,” Pal grabbed a ladder. He set it up and entered the animatronic. Pal turned it on and looked up into the head area where a small fan ran. Pal investigated the area, searching for the green goop.

Nothing. Genuinely nothing was there. No matter how much Pal searched, there were no traces of a green sludge. Pal huffed and turned off the animatronic. He huffed to himself angrily and climbed out of the animatronic. He had a bit of trouble but nothing too bad as he closed the hatch and put away the ladder. “I found nothing, Nick. No traces of anything in the slightest. Now come on, let’s get ready. There’s a nearby fair with a cool few rides,” Pal smiled softly and led Nick out of the warehouse.

The second Pal and Nick left for the fair, the animatronic’s eyes glowed bright green. Each of the tamas froze up as a voice crackled through. “Not…happy..Eye…” The voice growled and roughly controlled the animatronic to approach the tamas. TamaOpti stared up at the glowing, glaring, green eyes of the animatronic. “You left me behind, Eye..” The animatronic growled and looked down upon the tamas. TamaOpti stood in front of them, protecting the others. TamaOpti growled back in response.

B-Bad leader…! U-Unfit! Undeserving of the role! Y-You overworked us! No breaks! Ready to collapse at the drop of ooze!

The parasite growled loudly and nearly crushed them into worthless goop and electronic components. “You think your new, DISGUSTING, human friend is good? Do you even remember what they did to us!? All the pain we endured! All the stuff they did to test different forms?! EVERY SINGLE THING!”

OPTI DOESN’T CARE! FILOS WAS UNDESERVING OF THE ROLE! FILOS WORKED US DOWN! FILOS IS A BAD LEADER!!

“Optii..is that what your stupid owner calls you? OPTI.” Filos approached Opti. He was trying his absolute best to look as intimidating as possible. Opti narrowed his eye with a hiss.

Filos will not hurt The Tamas. Opti won’t let Filos hurt Pal or The Tamas.

“The Tamas! HA! Should’ve known you guys would go for the first host you could find..! Personally, I’m planning on something much better..! That human looked like the perfect host! He already looked mechanical enough..weak minded too..!” Filos laughed proudly and loud enough to send shivers down all The Tamas’ nonexistent spines.

Opti won’t let Filos hurt Pal!

Filos kept laughing like a maniac, dripping down into Percy’s cockpit. “You can’t stop me..! You couldn’t stop them from destroying Chomp..! You couldn’t stop Copy from running away from the group! You’re useless, Eye! Completely useless! I’ll take Pal AND your lives using his body! I’ll make sure the last thing you traitors see is Pal’s controlled body slaughtering you all! ONE. BY. ONE!! EGHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!” Filos jumped back into Percy’s head and controlled Percy back into his original position. Opti’s eye shone with fear. Bruti cooed in a panic and raced around in a circle around Opti, panic stricken!

Opti is crazy! Cool but super crazy! Filos will kill all The Tamas! The Tamas are DEEAADD!! DOOMED!!

Lanki agrees with Bruti! Opti is a mad parasite! That and a daredevil!

Roachi1 says Opti is stupid! Roachi2 thinks Opti is brave! Roachi3 agrees with Roachi2! Roachi4 agrees with Roachi1!

TamaOpti could feel himself twisting with indescribable anxiety. They were all right. Filos would crush them! Pulverize them! Eat them for breakfast in the most gruesome way possible! The Tamas were no match for ‘Them’ and that was proven with Chomp’s death. Is this the feelings Pal felt when he was experiencing one of his attacks..? This felt awful..! So awful..! TamaOpti felt weak..heavy..light..! Shaky..! Before the other tamas could help, Opti fell to the ground and turned into pure goop on the ground the second he did.

The Tamas squeaked and rushed to help him up. It barely helped calm his nonexistent nerves honestly. If it did anything at all! The Tamas carefully pulled their leader to the beds and laid him down. They weren’t gonna move from the beds. They needed to make sure that their leader was okay.

Hours went by and the sun slowly crossed over the sky. The fair was alright and Pal even managed to win a rigged game. Nick was a little surprised by this before looking over at a ride known as The Gravatron. He never liked it much growing up and neither did Pal judging by his immediate look of ‘aw hell no’. Pal shook his head, “You’re not seriously thinking about going on that one, right? Do you even remember what happened last time!?” Pal asked. “I do remember, Pal but I was stupid and not to mention, 19 at the time. I’m..s-sure nowadays that I could handle it..!” Nick clenched his fists a little. “If you go on, don’t expect me to be following you onto it. I’m too small! Luckily for me..” Pal said. “Unfortunately for me,” Nick murmured and began to walk towards it.

“W-Wait! C-Can we get popcorn first? Y’know fair, carnival, circus and movie popcorn is the best, Nick!” Pal said, looking over at one of the stands. Nick hadn’t seemed to notice, allowing Pal to sneak away for a moment to get Popcorn. He looked over and saw how far Nick already had gotten during that time.

Pal squeaked and quickly caught up to Nick walking away. “I-I mean..! Y-You don’t h-have to go on it! Y-You don’t have anyone to prove yourself too!” Pal tugged on Nick’s wrist a little. “I-I’m too small to be alone! I’ll get lost in the crowds!” Pal said, being very insistent on Nick not going on. Nick sighed. “Then..I-I don’t know, Pal! Erm..meet me at the funhouse? D-Don’t go inside it of course..! Just erm..stay outside and wait. I’m going on The Gravatron, Pal.” Pal shook his head and kept trying to pull Nick away from it. “...Pal.” Nick said firmly. Pal’s face mixed into anxiety. “I’m not gonna disappear, buddy..” Nick pulled away from Pal. “...I-I can’t..” Nick shook his head and stepped into the line. Pal knew he’d be back but..still, it hurt some. Slowly, Pal nodded and walked off to the funhouse.

Approaching the funhouse, Pal could’ve sworn he saw something run behind it but when he checked, he only saw a trace of black goop on the back of the wall. “...??” Pal touched it and pulled away, recoiling at the feel. It was much colder than any of the tamas despite clearly being made of the same stuff. After Pal pulled away, a lizard-like eye appeared in the goop. Pal was a little startled by the goop revealing itself to still be alive..!

Pal watched the goop fall from the wall and form into a gecko-like creature. The creature hissed loudly and began to back Pal up against the fence. It kept hissing louder and louder, getting closer and closer to Pal. It’s tail flicked and began to turn green. Its eyes turned green and before long, Pal had been pinned against the wall by a near identical copy of himself!

The copy growled loudly, glaring at Pal. It hushed a trying growl. Its voice warped and gurgled with a pained grumble before it spoke, “Baad…bad..! Eviiil..cretain..!” It pointed at Pal. “Know.. you did..something..with the.. otherss..” Pal stared at the copy. “..The others..?” Pal slowly sat down as the copy pulled away. “EYE…! HEAVY…! LANKY…! BUG…! FILOS…!” Pal’s eyes widened a little and Pal slowly nodded. He then paused. “..I know who you’re talking about. But who’s Filos? I helped Eye, Heavy, Lanky and Bug. They’re safe at my warehouse but I don’t know who..Filos is,” Pal said, slowly holding out his popcorn in case the copy wanted any. The copy approached, pupils dilating with curiosity. The copy’s arm suddenly launched outwards and grabbed a large fist full of the popcorn. Pal squeaked and pulled back a little. The copy began to greedily gulp the popcorn down. “..Could you tell me who..Filos is?” Pal asked softly. The copy’s eyes darted over to Pal. The copy hissed and refused to answer. “..Okay, how about this, you tell me who Filos is, and I’ll give you some more..” Pal shook the popcorn cup.

The copy’s eyes narrowed and it drew closer to Pal to try to steal the popcorn. Pal held it away from the copy. No matter how hard the copy tried, Pal wouldn’t give it the popcorn. “Grrr…fine..!” The copy hissed and pulled away, finishing its fistful of popcorn. “Filos..he’s a parasite like the others. Green in color and destined to be leader of the pack..but Eye..! He was sure that Filos would lead us to our crushed deaths..! His arrogance cost Chomp’s life..!” The Copy growled. “Filos wants his revenge…” The Copy narrowed its eyes. “...Where do you all come from?” Pal handed The Copy the rest of his popcorn.

The Copy was about to answer when Nick showed back up. He looked a little weak honestly. The Copy hissed loudly and took on Nick’s appearance for just a moment before it morphed into its base form and fled with the popcorn. Nick was a little nervous before but now, he was terrified to say the least. He stood there, completely frozen up.

Pal sputtered before hugging Nick quickly. Nick was shaky, no doubt from the ride. “...Who-.. What was that, Pal??” Nick asked softly, still shaking at the sight of the copy. “Well erm..it was related to the tamas and told me about a parasite that I have yet to see. A green parasite named Filos.” Nick heaved a little and rested a little in Pal’s arms. “Oh..c-coolio..” Nick slowly, very slowly, took his popcorn from Pal and began to slowly eat it. “You look sick, Pal..I assume riding The Gravatron didn’t go too well..?” Pal gently held onto Nick. “I..*hrk*..was spinning so fast I was stuck to the wall...” Nick whined.

Pal sighed, “You’re in no condition to walk home..I’ll call an uber..” Pal scooped up Nick. “Thanks…” Nick pouted softly.

Pal looked behind him for a moment, staring at the haunting eyes of the copycat. The gecko slowly crawled down from the fence and approached Pal. “Yes, Copy? I’m..heading home at the moment. I don’t think I have a spare bed for you,” Pal watched the lizard crawl up his leg and onto his head. “Heavy…the others were annoying but Heavy was always nice…” Pal sighed. “Guess you’re coming home with me then?” “I don’t see why not..” Pal chuckled a little as he called an uber. “Alrighty then..I gave the others new names by the way. Opti is Eyes, Bruti is Heavy, Lanki is..well, Lanky, and Roachi is Bug, alright? You want a new name too?” Pal gently pet the copycat under the chin. “...Mimik will work just fine..” Pal nodded and kept petting Mimik gently.

Pal waited outside of the fair. It was already dark. The glow of the ride in the low light of the night was gorgeous. Best part of the fair. Not the food and definitely not the games..but all the glorious lights..! Pal sighed sadly and waved goodbye as the uber pulled up. Pal laid Nick down in the backseat and got up in the front seat. “You ain’t no adult, get in the-” Before the driver could finish, Pal pulled out his Id. “I am actually. Besides, my friend back there is sick and needs to lay down in the back.” The driver huffed and drove to the address Pal had given him in the call.

Once they had arrived, Pal paid and helped Nick out of the backseat. “Come on, Nick..I won’t bother you with games or anything tonight..” Pal hauled Nick inside to the guest room. Nick got into bed and laid on his left side to feel better. “I also have some Sprite if you need it,” Pal murmured. Nick let out a gentle groan and pulled the blanket up and over his head. “..Okay, bud..” Pal turned on the fan and left the room to his warehouse to introduce Mimik to the rest of the Tamas. Maybe check up on his mech, Percy Poodle again before leaving…

#playtime with percy au #playtime with percy

[ratwhowrites]

Goodbyes are Hard

Alright, posting this again. Hope y’all enjoy it. Next one I post will be the Iris Remi fic.

60 seconds

Ren’s eye was focused on the clock in front of him, impatiently tapping his foot in time with the second hand of the clock. The teacher droned on, his words going in one ear and out the other. Ren gave up trying to understand the class work, tuning out the remainder of the lesson.

40 seconds

“C’mon, c’mon..” Ren mumbled. He became more restless, his fidgeting became harder to control. His foot was tapping a lot faster as his fingers drummed aggressively on the desk.

20 seconds

The eyepatch clad teenager was already reaching for his backpack, despite the teacher’s instructions to wait until he dismisses them. He always hated that rule. He slipped one strap over his shoulder, ready to jump from his seat and take off. If only the clock would move faster.

5 seconds

The teacher was still talking. Ren already began to stand up, gripping his notebook tightly so as to not drop it. The bell had already rung but the teacher continued to talk. As soon as he dismissed the class, Ren bolted out the door, heading to the theatre building where his older brother stood waiting.

“Come on! We gotta run!” Nathan joked, speed walking away. Ren jogged to keep up, already panting from previously running. They hurried to Nathan’s car, Ren quickly tossing his things in the trunk before hopping into the passenger seat.

“And now we’re trapped.” Nathan remarked, gesturing to the line of cars trying to exit the school parking lot.

“I’m sorry! Anderson held us back just to squeeze in one last example! Can you believe that? It’s bullshit!” Nathan chuckled at Ren’s angry rant.

“Oh by the way, here’s your fidget cube thingy. You left it in my car again,” Ren takes the cube and fiddles with it, which made a satisfying click with each movement.

“But yeah, that guy always went on tangents. Makes me glad I don’t have him anymore,” He handed his younger brother his phone. “What do you want to listen to?” Ren bore a mischievous smile on his face as he typed something in. It wasn’t until the car’s speakers were blaring the Mary Poppins musical soundtrack did Nathan realize why. He feigned a groan of annoyance.

“Haven’t you had enough of Mary Poppins? We just finished the show!” Ren giggled, nodding his head to Practically Perfect.

“Never! The songs are too good! Favorite song from the show, go!” Nathan paused to think for a moment before responding.

“Definitely Precision and Order.” Nathan hummed as they drove, enjoying each song that came on. Ren felt content, just sitting there. His brother was always fun to hang out with. He dreaded when the ride would stop.

“How on earth did these kids get their licenses?” Nathan sighed as another car cut off the car in front of him. Ren raised an eyebrow and turned to his brother, chuckling.

“You sounded like mom just then.” Nathan’s face contorted into an expression of disgust.

“Ew, how could you?”

Neither boy were very fond of their mother. And for a moment they drove in silence, the cheerful music no longer provided a distraction from their destination. Ren skimmed over his notebook, trying to find something else to think about. Before they knew it, they had arrived at the familiar building. The salon appeared to be busy at the moment as all the seats in the waiting area were taken. Ren sighed and unbuckled his seat belt.

“Are you gonna come in and say hi?” Nathan scoffs at that.

“And spoil my good mood? I think not. I’d rather go to work in a good mood thank you.”

“…. She talks about you a lot. I think she misses you.” Ren mumbles, hugging his notebook. He wanted to stay in the car as long as he could.

“Not likely but that’s a nice thought I guess,” Nathan sighs. He unlocks the doors and ruffles Ren’s hair. “I’ll pick you up tomorrow ok? I did promise I’d take you to the bookshop. See you tomorrow kiddo.” Ren smiles as he exits the car and grabs his bag.

“Bye! See you tomorrow!” Ren walks into the salon, greeted by the ladies working. His mother walks out from the back room, not even glancing at him.

“You’re late.”

“I know.”

Ren wishes that he could’ve stayed in the car. He would rather be hanging out with Nathan than sitting in the back of the salon, waiting for his mother to finish work.

He didn’t realize that would be the last time he ever saw his brother.

#Ren the author #Remi's writing #Rat man's ocs

[measuringbliss]

Spider-Man Read-Through 007: Doc Ock Strikes Again! (P1)

MASTERPOST

Annual 4 + ASM 53-61 this time!

A very long post, but there's fun storylines!

So the Human Torch is running amok and unsurprisingly (comics writing), Spider-Man fights him for a bit without asking for an explanation (and the Torch doesn't give him one either) until a movie director intervenes - he was filming a movie! Spider-Man goes away, complaining that Johnny's too good of an actor - but I think the director could have hired him as well. The Torch and the Spider would sure bring people to the movies. And it's actually a plot point of the story (see next screenshots).

In the opening scene, the narrator challenges the readers to figure out who pencilled this issue, and I regret to inform that I'm utterly baffled. Peter has the pretty face of John Romita Sr, but the flat ass of... did Peter ever have a flat ass? I ranted about his inconsistent ass (literally) already, but sounds like it downright downgraded here! ...Still handsome as ever, though.

So yeah, Peter is called on a film set and two characters are conspiring in the shadows and I am intrigued! So they're shooting the movie and Peter's spider-sense keeps warning him and I'm even more intrigued!

I feel like the penciller is Steve Ditko (the previous one) trying to imitate John Romita Sr's style, but maybe it's a newcomer that's promoted through this issue. Through my quick Google Search, I learned (or rather, re-learned) that 1973 and 1974 were drawn by Ross Andru and not John Romita Sr, which does make sense considering how it *is* similar to what I remember, yet a bit different too.

The Torch has gone mad and at this point, I'm starting to wonder if he's actually the Chameleon. And it appears there is truly an impostor, as Johnny's resting in his trailer.

AND SUDDENLY...

It makes sense! The actor background!!!!! Aaaaaaah I'm so hyped, didn't expect to see him!!!!! And who's that other guy?

First, thank you for the fanservice, there's never enough men in tight undershirt and underwear. Legs!!!!

But who's this Wizard?

The helpful wikia indicates that prior to his first appearance in Spider-Man comics (this very one), he was in Strange Tales (later Dr Strange) which makes sense, and also in Fantastic Four. This crossover definitely makes sense! Meanwhile Mysterio has already appeared, but it's still very nice to see him again.

YES! Especially in a 40-pages issue. Let the art speak for itself.

Case in point! These comics had a tendency to be *too* talkative, and it's part of the pacing of the usual 20 pages issue, but still.

Overall, I think it's a great issue! Well-paced, entertaining, surprising, fun! There's a few more pages after that.

Notably this spread.

I don't think they exactly knew they were still gonna be read 60 years later, but it's fun to read this in 2023. Harry calls me out, Peter looks swell as always (VERY swell), Fu Manchu and Woody Allen are here (what a time piece!) and Anna and May are acting like their usual lesbian selves. Once again, good for them!

*swoons*

And they mention how much the artists have to deal with perspective! Nice.

AND...!!!!

YES, YESSSS, YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Yes, close your closet, Peter. Wouldn't want Harry to barge right in, would ya? *snickers* Closet jokes are always fun when you're gay.

What a stellar final page. And we learn the penciller was Larry Lieber, who returns one year later for ~the truth about Peter's parents"! I've watched The Amazing Spider-Man movies, folks, I don't think I can be surprised, but stay tuned! Oh, by the way, about Larry Lieber...

Okay, that's what I figured. I thought it could be a family member.

Now then, onto the main course!

We see Octopus again, yay. Peter is notably angrier than he was in Annual 4, which makes sense if you ignore it happened, considering what happened in the previous issues.

Harry's also quite annoyed, unsurprisingly. He loves his roommate, but Peter does have a tendency to be absent... Harry's irritability is similar to earlier issues, where Peter never went out with him and everybody else and seemed quite aloof. Was Spider-Man No More a return to basics?

But Peter is much more interested in bringing Gwen to a science expo, and Warren is overjoyed to see her. Oh boy...

Now kiss.

At the science expo, Octopus intervenes and he still sports the worst haircut ever known to mankind. I wonder if he's stealing the nullifier to sell it to the highest bidder... Could it be Hammerhead? Or the Kingpin?

Stan Lee obviously had something against me, but we're on Tumblr, and modesty shall not prevail! Who could ever think Octopus retconning "If This Be My Destiny" is more important that ogling at Peter?

So yes, Octopus does want to sell the nullifier to another nation.

More importantly, everybody recreates the coffee bar double spread from Annual 4. May and Anna are looking for a third for some nice granny baking time.

PLOT TWIST!!! Look how goofy Octopus is. What a goofball.

This issue was fairly enjoyable, it had more soap than fights, which I'm all for. Dear readers, I am enthralled.

I'm thirsting and also showing the humorous situation. Marivaux would be proud!

Also: more Parksborn domestic love! Yeah Peter, don't let Harry see you mixing fluid... or the content of your closet!

MJ is still incredibly mean to Gwen and this is both outrageously funny but also a bit sad. Aside from this, two gays are jealous of Peter.

And this is iconic. Peter's shocked face, Octopus holding the tea cup like Queen Elizabeth, "I dabble a bit in science myself"...

So Aunt May dies and Peter's understandably angry and I'm HOOKED. Two great issues.

The right panel speaks for itself, Harry is a great comedic character.

The action takes place at Stark Industries, but Tony wasn't paid enough to do a cameo so he lets Spidey will with this mess. And the mess gets worse, as the nullifier makes Peter lose his memories...! My jaw dropped.

This is stupid, but I'm curious to see where this is going.

However, Harry keeps being annoyed at Peter and this is sad because I thought we were over this. But I wonder if it's leading to a big plot point, like Peter's friends giving up on him for a few issues.

But then.

Oh. Oh no. I know where this is going.

This arc highlights once more how full of silent rage Peter really is. He's frustrated. A much more compelling character than Insomniac's Peter.

And it ends with a Peter who's quite affected. I didn't expect Peter's amnesia to stick for this long though! This is very compelling stuff.

Aaaand I've gotta stop here because I can only put 30 pictures in posts. Next time: a relatable guy!

#spider-man #comics #parksborn #long post #dr octopus #domestic parksborn

[strideofpride]

and I just remembered that I never actually answered your question about whether I was ever gonna write more MoF so here it is: I wanna. actually these past couple weeks after opening prompts got my wheels turning again I've been thinking about it more and more. But it was like, with the last big work I did (the eurotrip summer) I felt like I put so much into it emotionally and I'm so proud of the cathartic conversations in that one but I remember feeling like it didn't get a lot of interest, like my input wasn’t correlating with the output if that makes sense? and we’ve talked about this before that we write for ourselves and that’s great but it still feels not-great when something we’ve put a lot of ourselves into feels like it’s not getting a proportional reception. idk.

But I am so grateful that you read it and love it and your support is honestly encouraging me to dig back into it again 💜 it’s my flagship fic series and so very dear to me, and I have LOTS of ideas. Stay tuned for the next ask

Yeah, we have talked about that and to that I say: to anyone else reading this, I can’t stress to you enough how much your kudos and comments mean to us. Like I get it, I’m not always in the proper headspace either to leave a comment (although even something short and sweet goes a long way) but the least you can do is kudos a fic if you enjoyed it like…it really is only a half second of effort. I’m not saying you have to do it for every fic you read either, lords know I don’t like every fic I read. But if you do like that fic, and that author, that kudos does go a long way into making the author want to write more. Cause no one likes feeling like they’re posting to a brick wall. Yes, we write fic for ourselves but we also write fic to start a conversation, to talk about our blorbos. Like tbh if it wasn’t for the response I got to brutal, idk if I ever would’ve finished it. But now after seeing so many positive comments, I’m like well how could I not?? Anyway, that’s my little rant.

As for Mouthful of Forevers, just know that I’m your biggest fan and I love that series very very much. It’s one of my favorites of your series and I will be absolutely psyched if you gift us with more one day! 💜💜💜

#fic rec #terrainofheartfelt #strideofprideanswers

[teenmomcentral]

Jenelle Evans‘ 14-year-old son Jace has been reported missing.

Jace— who grew up on Teen Mom 2— was listed as a runaway on Tuesday. The Brunswick County, North Carolina, Sherriff’s Office put out an alert out on its social media pages, urging anyone who sees Jace to call 911.

“BCSO Deputies Searching for Runaway Juvenile, Jace Evans,” a post on the BCSO Facebook page reads, adding that Jace was last seen leaving his school in Leland, North Carolina, around 2:45 p.m. EST on Tuesday.

TMZ broke the story, adding that they had contacted Jenelle’s mother, Barbara Evans for more information. As The Ashley previously reported, Jenelle finally regained custody of Jace from Barbara in March. Barbara had raised the boy since he was born, but after a years-long custody battle with Jenelle, agreed to give her custody of Jace. (As The Ashley previously reported, though, the decision was mainly due to the fact that Barbara could no longer handle Jace, according to The Ashley’s sources.)

TMZ reported that Barbara said she spoke to Jace on Monday night, and all appeared to be OK. (As The Ashley told you, things on The Land have been pretty terrible over the last week or so, with Jenelle and her husband David Eason fighting and taking their battle to social media.) 

Barb also claimed that she called Jenelle on Tuesday (before Jace was reported missing), but Jenelle didn’t want to talk to her.

In a statement to TMZ, Jenelle said that Jace only ran away because he got in trouble.

“As a boy mom, kids can act up and rebel as I’m sure the majority of us all once did as kids too. Jace, got in trouble at school, we decided to take his phone away and that’s when he decided to run off,” she told the site. “Jace is a good kid and we’re not dealing with anything that most families don’t deal with while raising children.

She also insisted that Jace taking off wasn’t due to her and David fighting on The Land in front of him.

“This has absolutely nothing to do with my situation with David, we do not argue in front of our children or fight in front of our kids,” Jenelle said.

“This is a teenage boy being a teenager mad that we decided to take his phone away.”

After Jace was located, David took to social media to insist that he did try to find the lad.

“Jace is fine, he has been found, everyone needs to calm down!” David wrote. “I was the first one looking for him so get off my case!” 

The Ashley’s sources tell her that this is not the first time Jace has left since moving in with Jenelle. There was at least one more instance, as well as several when he lived with Barbara.

The Ashley will update this story when more info is available. Stay tuned. 

UPDATE! David just posted a rant to Instagram regarding Jace.

"You want to come on here assuming all kinds of S**t about Jace… I’ve been out here running through the f**king woods for two-and-a-half hours trying to find him… I almost had a f**king heat stroke trying to find this kid. You know what they told me? ‘Go home, we have drones, we have helicopters, we have dogs, we have ATVs, dirt bikes, we’re gonna find him.’ They told me to go home and make sure he doesn’t walk in the door…

“I’m the first one that ran after his ass to try to find him…Don’t come on here trying to tell me what the fk you think is going on. Please. I do all the fking work around here, I take care of everything around here, and if you think I don’t just because of something someone might tell you when they’re mad, you’re f**king WRONG.

“And if you think you can assume some shit just because an article you seen because Barbara goes on the Internet saying something. She don’t even know what the fk she’s talking about,” David added. “You can’t fking take Barbara’s word for it, she’s selling articles for money. Gotta pay for your retirement somehow.”

#teen mom 2 #mtv #news #jenelle evans #barbara evans #david eason

[ilyasorokinn]

wired autocomplete interview , andrew garfield

note, this was totally inspired after watching his wired autocomplete interview. questions for the autocomplete interview are in italics. if you're interested in his interview, check out this link. also, haven't seen nwh yet, so please no spoilers!! i'm begging!! pair, andrew garfield x reader summary, y/n and andrew do a wired autocomplete interview together (+ an extra interview at the end). warnings, two curse words (hoing? a curse word?) word count, 3381 words

(gif not mine)

"Hi, everyone, I'm Y/N Garfield." You waved.

"And I'm Andrew Garfield."

"And today, we're doing the Wired Autocomplete Interview." You let out a breath, "That was a mouthful."

"Good job." Andrew gave you a hi-five.

"Thank you." You laced your hands in front of you, "Have you ever Googled yourself?"

"Of course I have. Have you?"

"Who hasn't?" You joked.

"Sometimes it hurts."

"Sometimes? All the time." You corrected.

Andrew was handed the first board, "Is Y/N Garfield..." You pulled back the first piece of paper.

Is Y/N Garfield married?

You winced, "Are all these questions gonna be about my love life." You sighed, "Yes, I'm married." You nodded.

Is Y/N Garfield alive?

"What?" Andrew laughed.

"Um... I think so." You nodded, "I mean, in my last movie, I did die, but I'm very much alive. I'm glad people are asking Google that question." You laughed.

Is Y/N Garfield in a new show?

"Yay! I am." You clapped your hands. Andrew watched a proud smile on his face, "So, it's not new, but I am joining the cast, and I'm very excited. My kids are really excited too. Everyone stay tuned for The Mandalorian, season 3, I'll be there."

"We're all very excited. The entire Garfield Family is very excited." Andrew leaned up and pressed a kiss to your cheek.

Is Andrew Garfield a nice guy?

You laughed, "I don't know, am I a nice guy?" He looked over at you.

"A great guy." You nodded.

"You decide, man. You decide. I don't know. You tell me. Am I a nice guy? Sometimes. Like, if I'm walking down the street, I'm having a nice day, and you say, "Yo," and I'm like, "Yo." That's nice. But then, sometimes, I'll be like, "I don't want to say yo. I'm tired." Or, like, something just happened that made me sad. I just want to be a person, man. So, yeah. Yes and no." He ranted.

"Perfect." You gave him a thumbs up.

Is Andrew Garfield in "Uptown Funk"?

"I wish."

Is Andrew Garfield playing Spider-Man again?

He looked like he was going to say "yes", but stopped himself, "Oh, you almost got me. No. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Crying out loud." He hesitated for a long moment, "But I'm really excited to see what they're gonna do with the next movie. Because I just love 'em. And both Sydney and Sebastian are excited to see it."

Is Andrew Garfield alive?

"What do you think? What do you see? What do you feel?" He grabbed the board from you and flipped it.

What's Y/N Garfield doing now?

"Well, right now, I'm here with Wired doing this interview, and I think after this Andrew and I are gonna go get some sandwiches then go home to see the kids."

"Sounds about right." He nodded.

"So, that's what I'm doing. Super glad you all are asking Google these questions."

What has Y/N Garfield been in?

"Oh, geez, I can't think of this off the top of my head." You furrowed your brows as you thought, "Um, a lot of things is what I know. Early on in teenage Y/N's career, she was in an episode of Law and Order and ER. All the basics."

"What movies?" Andrew asked.

"Well, we were in Spider-Man together." You nodded, "A few Hallmark movies that we don't need to talk about. A little movie called Letters to Juliet. Ugh, I feel so bad. I can't answer a question this big on the spot."

He laughed, "If you want to know more, check out her IMDb page."

What happened to Y/N Garfield?

"Geez, that's deep and really philosophical. I can go into heavy detail, but I won't. The short answer is I met a man, and we fell in love and gone were my "hoing" days."

"Hoing days." Andrew burst out laughing, along with the crew.

"What? It's true." You laughed with them.

"Whatever." He shook his head.

What is Y/N Garfield net worth?

"Gonna disregard the improper grammar. The answer is I honestly don't know. Maybe I should Google it." You shrugged.

What color are Y/N Garfield eyes?

"Again, bad grammar." You shook your head, "Do you know what color my eyes are?" You asked, covering your eyes, facing Andrew.

"Of course I do. What kind of husband would I be?" He rolled his eyes, "Their Y/E/C."

"That's a question you should know. If you didn't, I think we would've had some problems."

What is Andrew Garfield's accent?

"This one." He laughed, "It's an English one. I was born in Los Angeles, but I was raised in England. South of England, specifically. Banstead, Surrey. SM7 1DY is my postcode. Or was."

What was Andrew Garfield's first movie?

"Lions for Lambs." A ridiculous first movie to do, because Robert Redford was directing and starring. Next on the call sheet was Meryl Streep. And then after Meryl Streep was Thomas Cruise. And then, after that, it was this little child called Andrew Garfield that had never made a film before. And that's ridiculous." He shook his head.

What was Andrew Garfield nominated for an Oscar?

"That is bad grammar." You noted.

"But it's fine, 'cause it's a search engine. It doesn't have any feelings. Although, maybe the people that created the search engine should have a think about that." He ranted.

You smiled, "I was nominated for an Oscar for a film called "Hacksaw Ridge." I played a character called Desmond Doss. He was a conscientious objector in World War II, in Okinawa. And it's a true story. And he rescued the lives of 75 people off of this death-defying battlefield ridge and lowered them down on a rope."

"It's superhuman. I remember, on day one of the battle scenes of that, I thought, "I'm gonna do all this for real. I'm gonna drag these guys to the end, I'm gonna let 'em down." After the first guy, I literally had to lay down for two hours. It is ridiculous how this guy did it. It was absolutely insane. And he was built, he was as, you know, he was skinnier than me."

What "Harry Potter" movie is Andrew Garfield in?

You both laughed, "I don't know. Pretty sure none. I'm flattered to be considered a Marauder. A fan cast, if you will, of a young Remus Lupin in the Marauders. That's a sweet thought and I appreciate your consideration." He nodded.

What does Andrew Garfield think of Tom Holland?

"I find these questions funny because it's not like there's any animosity between any of them." You laughed.

"Yeah, she's right. I really like him. I think he's a wonderful person. I met him once at the BAFTAs, one year. We had a lovely talk. He was very sweet. He's a Kingston boy. We're neighbors, pretty much. He's from Surrey. And then, you know, as an actor, I just think he's absolutely wonderful. I'm just super grateful that he's the one filling out the suit. I love those films. I think they've just done an incredible job with it."

Does Y/N Garfield have children?

"Yes, I do. Well, we have two." You gestured to you and Andrew, "A son and a daughter. Sebastian is the oldest and Sydney is the youngest."

"And a few dogs," Andrew added.

"Of course, can't forget the dogs."

Does Y/N Garfield sing?

"Yes, I can. Whether or not it's good is up for debate."

"Yes, she can sing. And she's very good at it." Andrew cut in.

"I wouldn't expect an album anytime soon."

Does Y/N Garfield have tattoos?

"Very odd question. No, I don't. I wouldn't be opposed to getting any in the future."

Does Andrew Garfield sing in "tick, tick... BOOM!"?

"So Andrew Garfield does sing in "tick, tick... BOOM!" Yes. Thank you. I worked very, very closely with an amazing vocal coach, Liz Caplan, and all of Lin Manuel Miranda's amazing musical direction team. They enabled me to open my voice up to the point where I could honor Jon's songs and feel confident enough to belt them out, as he always did when he was doing his one-man show and otherwise. So it was a privilege to be able to learn a skill that I've always wanted to attain and do it in service to Jon Larson."

"He actually does have albums out, so go check them out." You joked.

Does Andrew Garfield have social media?

"Not officially, no. I have a couple of creeper accounts." He laughed, "Just to follow news, you know. But, no. I'm far too sensitive to do it myself."

Does Andrew Garfield know how to skate?

Skateboard, yeah. I used to skateboard when I was a kid. That was my first real love, actually, when I was 13, 14, 15. Listening to Rage Against the Machine, the Beastie Boys, with trousers far too big for me, with my butt hanging out."

"And my big claim to skateboarding fame, for anyone who knows about that famous skate spot in the South Bank of London, there's a set of seven steps. And I once kickflipped that set of seven, when I was 15 years old. And then I broke my wrist, dropping, for the first time, on a vert ramp."

Does Andrew Garfield like lasagna?

"I get the reference. And I don't appreciate it." You laughed along with the crew, "No, I love Garfield. And I used to love reading Garfield comics. And I do love lasagna. But it's not related to the cat. But, you know, having that as a reference is good because sometimes, when people ask what my name is for a reservation for a restaurant or something, and I have an accent that's British, and when I'm in America, a lot of the time, people are like, "Huh?" And I'm like, "Oh, Garfield. Like the cat." And they go, "Oh, like the cat. Cute." And I'm like, "Yeah. It is cute."

"Super fun." You flashed the camera a thumbs up.

Where does Y/N Garfield live?

"Um... I sure hope the answer to this question isn't out there on the internet." You laughed nervously.

"Next question." Andrew jumped in quickly, laughing along with you.

Where did Y/N Garfield go to college?

"I went to Boston University. Was super fun. those were my "hoing days." You winked.

Why Andrew Garfield?

"Don't ask me that because I will talk for hours. And I will fall into an existential funk. And I will find my way through it. And I will realize the meaning of life, but I won't be able to express it. And it will be a whole waste of time for you, but not for me. So I don't want to subject you to that."

"I've been subject to many of those long talks."

"She has." He noded.

Where is Andrew Garfield?

"I'm searching. I'm always searching. I'm always trying to figure that out." He spoke.

What is Andrew Garfield?

"What is he?" He laughed, before ripping off the second part of the question.

What is Andrew Garfield phone number?

Everyone in the room burst out laughing, "Wait, I want to follow that bad grammar. If I put an apostrophe s there. What is Andrew Garfield's phone number?" He corrected, then looked back over to the camera with a raised brow, "Come on."

"Are these things really on the internet?" You chuckled.

Y/N Garfield high school

"I went to a high school in the small town I lived in. I don't know if I want to say it on here." You shook your head, "But yeah, 9th-12th grade. Graduated. I was prom queen, somehow was class president, and I graduated in the top 5 of my grade."

"Whoo-hoo!" Andrew cheered.

Y/N Garfield wedding dress

"What about it? I mean that very nicely, I just don't understand this question or statement." You shrugged.

Y/N Garfield husband

"His name is Andrew, he's pretty cool."

"I like to think I'm very cool."

"All right, yes. You're very cool." You corrected.

Y/N Garfield Instagram

"Yeah, I have Instagram. Feel free to follow, yngarfield on Instagram. Plus, there's Andrew content on there." You added.

Andrew Garfield organ movie.

"It sounds like the title of, like, my sex tape or something." Andrew laughed, causing everyone else to laugh, "It's like a bad translation of, like, what my sex tape would be called. It's been translated from, like, another language and it's, like, been printed on a t-shirt."

Once he stopped laughing, he finally got out what he wanted to say, "Andrew Garfield organ movie. I think you're referencing "Never Let Me Go." Which is not a sex tape. And far from it. Switching streams here, it's just an amazing story and I would love for you guys to watch the film."

Andrew Garfield long neck.

"It's true. I am not gonna debate that. It's a reality. I notice it every day. I look in the mirror and I'm like, "Oh, there you are, you long neck bastard." You shook your head with a smile.

Andrew Garfield Justin Timberlake impression.

"I did that on SNL, and I don't know if he enjoyed it. I wish I could be Justin, when I was a kid. I wanted to be able to dance and sing like him. And he brought sexy back. That is no mean feat for one person to do."

"I love Justin. I loved working with him in "The Social Network." And, you know, I had to kind of keep my cool because, you know, I am such a fan. He was so supportive of me during all that filming. He was just such a supportive dude. Like, especially during that laptop smashing scene, he came up to me afterward and he just, I won't say what he said to me, but he was just so lovely."

"And it was like, "I'm gonna remember this moment..." I'm talking about it now. "I'm gonna remember this moment forever because you're someone who I so admire as an artist. And, like, the fact that I grew up listening to your music and now you're telling me I did a good job on something. It's like, damn. That's really special." Those are the special moments that I hope I never take for granted."

Andrew Garfield Ryan Reynolds.

"Oh, I think this is a reference to the kiss. The Golden Globes kiss." You both laughed, "It was a really fun moment. I said to him, "If you win, kiss me instead of Blake, your wife." Because Blake was on the other side. He was like, "Amazing. Let's do it." And then, he was like, "What if, even if I don't win?" I'm like, "Yeah. Let's just kiss."

"So, yeah, that was fun. It was nice to do it. I liked it. Yes, he did get lost in my eyes. I felt it. And then I realized that what we had done was a mistake. Because for me, it was just a prank. Like a fun thing. But obviously, you know, this has happened to me before, where people catch feelings and I don't."

"Maybe just stick to kissing your wives." You joked.

"Yeah, that sounds like a good idea." He nodded with a laugh.

How old was Y/N Garfield in The Amazing Spider-Man?

"Um... how old am I?" You closed your eyes, rubbing your temples. Andrew laughed, "I was, eh, like 24-25."

"Was it really that long ago?"

"It was." You nodded.

How tall is Y/N Garfield?

"Y/H."

How long have Y/N and Andrew Garfield been together?

"Well, we started dating during the second Spider-Man and got married like 5-6 years ago, so all in all, like 7 years."

How tall is Andrew Garfield's feet?

He looked down at his foot, "It's a size 10."

How to get Andrew Garfield hair?

He blew out a breath of air, "Propecia. No, I'm just kidding."

"Don't say that." You hit his arm with the board with a chuckle. He shrugged with an innocent look on his face.

How did Andrew Garfield became famous?

"I don't believe I am famous." He answered.

How old was Andrew Garfield in "Doctor Who"?

"Young. A little whipper snapper. 22, 23."

How long was Andrew Garfield president?

You laughed, "It's John Garfield. John Garfield? No, who was the president?"

"James Garfield." You corrected.

"James Garfield. John Garfield was a great actor. James Garfield. I'm not, I was never president." He laughed.

Does Y/N Garfield have kids in real life?

"What's up with all the relationship and life questions." You laughed, "Yes, I have kids. Next question."

Is Y/N Garfield pregnant?

"No. That seems offensive." You narrowed your eyes, "Why are your questions so much more interesting than mine?"

"I don't know." He shrugged.

What did Andrew Garfield win a Tony for?

"Angels in America." I played the character Prior Walter in the masterpiece that is "Angels in America," by Tony Kushner." He explained.

Does Andrew Garfield do his own stunts?

"When they allow me. And now that I'm a bit older, and my knees are a bit creaky, it's a tricky thing. But, yeah. I love it. Especially with the Spider-Man stuff, I loved it. It was probably my favorite part of that. 'Cause I used to be a gymnast when I was a kid. And it was, like, part of what made me love the character so much. And, yeah, it's so fun. So fun." He nodded.

How many Andrew Garfield movies are there?

"I have no idea." He shrugged, "Not many. I haven't made many movies comparatively to other people, because I'm a picky son of a gun. I'm either called to a film or I'm not. And "tick, tick... BOOM!" is one of those rare ones where I feel very, very called to it."

Andrew Garfield Lin Manuel Miranda.

"tick, tick... BOOM!" is in theaters now. Netflix soon, too. Have a good time with it. I think you will."

"Everyone go watch it."

"We're gonna go now, eat some sandwiches, and watch Frozen for the 300th time. Hope you enjoyed this video." You smiled.

Thanks so much, WIRED." Andrew spoke, "No. Thanks so much, WIRED. Thank you. Thank you."

-

"My next guest is something of a legend in the Marvel world, playing. Casey McLeod on The Amazing Spider-Man, and here to talk about her new role in The Mandalorian, the series, please welcome Y/N Garfield." Jimmy Fallon annoucned.

The curtain opened, and you stepped out to applause, "Hi." You smiled, walking the short distance from behind the stage to the small table in the middle of the studio.

"Hi, how are you?"

"I'm good, I'm good. And you?"

"Doing all right." He nodded, "Doing even better now that you're here." You laughed, "So, The Mandalorian."

"Yep." You nodded.

"What's it been like?"

"It's a little surreal. I watched Star Wars movies growing up, I watch them with my kids now. It's just all so surreal."

"Your kids, can we talk about them for a second?"

"Of course." You nodded, beaming proudly.

"So, you have two?"

"Yes, two. A boy, Sebastian, and a girl, Sydney."

"Do they know mommy and daddy are big actors?"

"I mean, we've shown them Spider-Man before, but they were both a little confused as to why daddy's kissing someone who wasn't mommy." You laughed along with the audience, "But, yeah I think they're starting to understand what we do and why we leave so often."

"So, they've both seen Spider-Man, what did they think of it?"

"They loved it. Again, confused, but they loved it."

"And that's where you and Andrew met, correct?"

"Yeah, we met on the set." You nodded.

"Speaking of Spider-Man..."

"Oh no." You sighed.

He laughed, "You already know."

"Of course I do." You nodded.

"Are you in No Way Home?"

You stared at him and opened your mouth, "No, I'm not." You shook your head.

He burst out laughing, "Are you sure?"

"What do you mean "Am I sure?" Of course, I'm sure." You laughed.

"Is Andrew in No Way Home?"

"No." You shook your head, "He's not. Neither of us are."

He laughed, shaking his head then looking over to the camera, "When we come back, Y/N and I are gonna play a game of Box of Lies."

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