#god y’all are pathetic

[not-another-walnut]

the thing about harry potter, and I mean this truly and genuinely from the bottom of my heart, is that it isn’t even that good!!!!

I’m serious, I read hp exactly once, between the ages of 11-12, and it was FINE! like goddamn we has so much WONDERFUL ya fiction at the time and you freaks all latched into one of the most mediocre options???

like sure, I had my hogwarts house in my bio for a couple years because that’s what we used to do in fandom spaces, but I remember taking that out in high school because I remembered that it was fine and I literally don’t give a shit about it and never really have??

you guys have got to let go, it’s so embarrassing to be this attracted to an okay piece of childrens media for soOOoOo long and go so hard for it that you don’t care who gets hurt by it??? absolutely pathetic

#not you a very potter musical you can stay #the only good thing to come out that fucking dumpster fire #OH and the weird romantic dream about ginny weasley I had in fifth grade that started the seed of me liking girls #AND what the FUCK was wrong with the order of the phoenix? who let her publish that because that book is literally so bad #it’s the only one I (attempted) to read twice because I thought i was too young to get it the first time #but it turns out it just fuckinh sucks soooo bad #god y’all are pathetic #get a fucking grip

[apatheticallyromantic]

taigen definitely cums (and possibly overstimulates himself 🥰) when he eats mizu out-

❤️

I love headcanons where taigen gets off on pleasing his partner……… this man eats pussy like a man STARVED

He’s eager going down on Mizu, for once having the upper hand with her, getting more excited by the happy sounds he gets from her. And when she threads her fingers through his hair, pushes him down on her, holds him in place with her thighs, his hips buck forward looking for something to grind on— the floor, the edge of a raised surface— he feels release from the way Mizu uses him for her pleasure.

#rambles #asks #mizu x taigen #GOD I love a man starved for eating pussy #I just know taigen gets off on being used by his partner for pleasure #side note y’all would love chapter 6 of London bound on ao3 #🤭🤭🤭 #taigen my pathetic little manwhore my beloved #mizu my sexually repressed ronin my beloved #y’all keep the asks coming in please…. or message me this shit is the highlight of my day 😮‍💨

[anotherdescentintomadness]

Rénjiān Zhì Wèi Shì Qīng Huān (Love Actually)

WANG YIBO as Zhai ZhiWei (2017)

And a little treat for all you thirsty bitches

#wang yibo #Zhai zhiwei #love actually #Zhai ZhiWei loml #This is absolutely WYB’s most unhinged character #And he holds a very special place in my heart #When he sits there listening to Ding RenJian give him advice about how to interview well and then DRJ’s FACE when he sees ZZW at the table #Such a perfect way to introduce ZZW’s character #not ZZW hiring DRJ because he’s so pathetic and ZZW is bored af #my favorite scene might be when DRJ goes into work and ZZW is there covered in mud in his bare feet #and then tells DRJ he wants to learn how to roll down a mountain well and to GTF OUT #but then there’s the part where ZZW screams at An Qing Huan “I AM GOD” #Okay so… I can’t say much about the rest of the show but WYB’s parts were absolutely delightful #And I highly recommend watching Love Actually with just a YiBo cut #I adore this little genius IT wunderkind hot mess screaming and fucking up his office with a baseball bat #WYB puts in 1000% to his characters and he did here too and he’s fucking hilarious y’all #Watch it. Just the WYB bits are altogether about 7.5 hours and it will be time well spent #Zhai zhiweiiiiii I love youuuuu #He’s absolutely batshit and I love him your honor #Youtube

[pinklume]

Tbh being accused of stalking someone just bc I saw things other people reblogged onto MY dash and through ppl sending me stuff bc we agree on the same things was not on my 2023 bingo. How bout we stop the jerking off and ego and not do that again how about that

#put that in the gc #god I don’t give a fuck anymore #as if I’d stalk anyone that’s not a hot fucking dyke #I know what y’all are saying in those chats anyway #‘oh someone’s angry’ yes I am you pissed me the fuck off #pathetic

[asteroidaffection]

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#ok so i know i need to stop crushing on my married coworker #but he’s just so hot #and kind and thoughtful and smart #i want to suck him off under his desk #god i am pathetic #mine #yearning #personal #WHY is this in my top posts y’all it is a SECRET #stfu

[star-mum]

Okay OP nation I have some (maybe controversial) statements about the Straw Hats and I need y’all to listEN FIRST OKAY- HEAR ME OUT

Boyfriend: Zoro and Franky

Husband: Usopp and Sanji

Girlfriend: Nami

Wife: Robin

Luffy: Aroace king

#DO YOU SEE THE VISION ???? #like I am a Certified Zoro Girlie but thats not a husband... he has Boyfriend written all over him #I cant call him husband in my head - ‘oh that’s my Husband Zoro’ - ew no - 'thats my BOYFRIEND Zoro' - yes ! #Franky is just cool and sensitive like that -> the boyfren to defeat all boyfrends -> i'd fall hard and fast -> like embarrassingly so #SANJI OH MY GOD !!! THE FIRST MAN WHO DARED TO MALEWIFE #and of course anime he has a couple red flags but I always put those on ‘annoying anime trope’ rather than accepting thats a part of him (C #(OPLA IS HERE TO PROVE THAT) shit like in canon they kinda set him up as this totally uncool Wannabe Casanova (which he is !!) #but he’s also just effortlessly charming ???? me at 7 y/o watching his intro for the very first time ??? a goner !!! -> me at 20 yo watchin #GOD !! USOPP !! THE MAN ! THE KING ! THE LEGEND -> I have ALWAYS been an Usopp girlie -> cause im always right and i love to win #y’all gonna give a pathetic cowardly little man with huge dreams and an even bigger heart who ALWAYS stands up for whats right #DESPITE BEING SCARED ???? I’m in the chapel baby lets do this 👰🏻 -> also his tiddies are always out ??? DUNGAREES WITH NO SHIRT !! WHATS NO #risking his life fighting an incredibly powerful and scary pirate for an entire village who didn’t treat him fairly and DIDNT BELIEVE HIM #him going to a place he was Not Welcomed and constantly mistreated at only to tell a DYING girl incredibly fun stories and keep her company #cause he saw his mom go through the same thing as a kid ? -> i love him yall 🥺 #NAMI !!! thats Girlfriend with a capital G -> shes pretty greedy and a little bit (very) mean -> i love her sm i want her to rule my life #RO !! BIN !! the crush I have on that woman is honestly embarrassing -> she is THE wife -> do not be mistaken #i dont really see Luffy wanting a romantic relationship but that’s not gonna stop me from reading fanfic about him ; p #i had to edit this and glue some tags together so they'd all fit -> thats why theres so many arrows -> I have Thoughts okay -> let me live #one piece #opla #one piece live action #straw hats

[rosekicks]

Can’t wait for people to have a legitimate mental breakdown on Friday because Woman Who Made A Billion Dollars Singing About Heartbreak will *checks notes* Make Another Billion Dollars Singing About Heartbreak

#taylor swift #some of y’all are legitimately pathetic with the way u complain about Taylor #like ‘oh man she really know how to play the victim huh’ bro idk how to explain to u that doing ur literal job is not playing the victim #expressing feelings is not playing the victim and until some of y’all realise that u will never move past the emotional maturity of a 9yo #go sit in a sunbeam or something like my god get a life

[act-more-like-a-dog-sirius]

I swear to god it is impossible to exist for more than 3 consecutive minutes in this fandom these days without wanting to murder someone

#Where the actual gaddamn motherfuck is the reading comprehension #Where do y’all even come up with All these bad takes?!?? #Did people even read the books?!? #Do people even know how to read period?!?!! #Jesus fucking christ #no #I can’t even get into it there are too many instances that make me want to commit violence #but for fucks goddamn fucking sake #Holy shit this fandom is so so so so so unbelievably disgustingly pathetically WRONG #Please people please I am begging you to reread canon and to develop some reading comprehension #And for the love of god please #Please stop trying to say that just because you don’t like something in canon it’s toxic or homophobic or the author being a shitbag terf #I’m not defending jkr #but for fucks sake just because you personally don’t like a portion of canon does not make it intrinsically homophobic or transphobic #Honestly #Don’t come at me looking for a fight you will be blocked #I hate this fandom so fucking much

[tacit-semantics]

Got a little ahead of myself got a big head got a bit arrogant and set back from the sewers to normal instead of easy and oh my god. Oh my god.

#FAILING. laughable. pathetic. #ohhhh my god y’all we are losing losing we are LOSING losing we are. losing. #death destruction mousers. good lord #tacit rambles

[myname-isnia]

The day I found out people actually find writing and drawing and generally creating art enjoyable is the day my perception of the world broke

#it was just over a year ago when I was doing group art classes #we were painting a vase and flowers. y’know. as you do in art class #and the teacher stopped what I was doing and said I was being too technical #I was trying way too hard to get it exactly right #we’re not aiming for 100% realism. academical paintings are built on exaggerating a few things and playing with colours #I was supposed to let go and enjoy myself and have fun doing it #it was supposed to be relaxing #(literally quoting here) #and I sat there like.. borderline hysterical #WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE RELAXING #WHAT DO YOU MEAN Y’ALL DON’T THROW FITS OVER DRAWINGS NOT BEING PERFECT #AND LOSE YOURSELF IN JEALOSY BC THE PRETTY GIRL YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THAT SITS NEXT TO YOU IS SO MUCH BETTER AT ART THAN YOU #AND YOUR MOM WON’T STOP COMPARING YOU TO HER BC HER MOM DOES NOTHING BUT BRAG ABOUT HOW GOOD SHE IS #I’M SUPPOSED TO ENJOY IT????? #it’s been over a year and it hasn’t gotten easier #I stopped being openly upset in class bc like I said I liked a girl there and didn’t want her to think I was pathetic #but good god did I feel pathetic #and it’s the same with writing #I don’t get jealous over it bc I don’t watch people not struggle with it in real life like in art class #but yeah… when I started seeing those writer positivity posts like #‘it doesn’t matter if it’s self indulgent or cringe or bad. what matters is that you enjoyed writing it’ #and that’s the thing #I have never. in my life. enjoyed writing something #which sounds insane but it’s true. writing is frustrating and anger inducing and most of the time I hate it #both the process and the end result #I realised that I create for selfish reasons. I write and draw because I like reading comments and reblog tags. not because I enjoy it #and it’s not even worth it bc I barely get any feedback on my work anyway. I’m into way too niche things for that #it’s why I can never get any writing done. I say I’m tired or busy or burnt out or have writers block. all lies. every single one #I just can’t force myself to do things I hate. but I keep lying to myself that I like them bc that’s what I based my personality around #maybe I should just quit instead of whining about it all the time like a fucking toddler. wouldn’t be that big of a loss

[merriclo]

i hate adoring books that don’t rlly have a fandom bc who tf am i supposed to talk abt ed kennedy from i am the messenger with

#he saw his house was broken into got and then knocked out and when he woke up he asked if his rancid smelling coffee drinking dog was okay #icon behavior #y’all know the one will wood song the main character #the ending part. So Ed Kennedy. #‘so god forbid i’m seen as just an average human being’ ‘i’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy’ #he’s so pathetic and he’s such a loser and he is my baby girl #i’m only like. 100 pages in but. shh. #i wouldn’t call him a blorbo but def a main character i can get behind #he’s one of the characters that’s just Such A Dick BUT he’s very self aware #ok he’s not a total dick he helps a lot of ppl out bUT #he’s a bit childish and annoying at times BUT AGAIN he’s vry self aware and the books calls it out Immediately #his friends tho r asshats at times lmao but that is kind of the point #i’m ngl. ik ed isn’t a great person personality wise. but God he just like me fr sometimes #second pathetic guy named ed i relate to. hm. does this say something abt me. i don’t know. i don’t want to know.

[ursie]

Considering you consider so much as liking Dick x Barbara as being "ableist", then yes, you should stop whining. And don't bother lying that you don't.

Yeah uh. Supporting their current writing is ableist. That’s literally an ableist caricature running around being “Babs” like idk how you don’t know this but like DickBabs weren’t really a thing til she was Oracle and he was Nightwing any version pushing a able bodied version of their ship is a. Ableist, b. Ahistorical and c. Retroactive it’s just wrong and makes you look uh. Stupid to say the least like read a comic lol

#also a disabled person talking about ableism isn’t whining lol #also I cannot stress how much I genuinely don’t care about them I’m not an anti it’s just genuinely always in my inbox fjdhdhdhdy #it’s not like I make posts against them for fun y’all my god #and again I literally tag everything anti them you’re the dumbass who can’t read comics or use a blacklist feature properly  #like..pathetic #also. not a good rebuttal to my prev answers do better #like. in a objective making an argument stance this was weak #asks #anon #anti dickbabs #ig

[whimsyprinx]

I am so incredibly bad at friendship

#whimsy whispers #whims woes #yet another discord server fell through. you’d think I would’ve stopped trying sooner but I didn’t because I am stupid #I can’t keep a server active to save my life nor can I keep a conversation going in general #nor do I believe I’m worth anyone’s time and effort when it comes to reaching out and talking #it’s very easy for me to put their theory to test and be proven right #if I stop reaching out first (which i have) i won’t hear from y’all and like I get it’s hard to reach out to people I really do but at this #point I don’t even feel like most of y’all even want to be friends anymore so like idk I’m done trying for now #maybe I’m not putting in enough effort but like idk I thought I was or maybe I was being overbearing and doing too much #there’s like nothing else to be done because idk what to do #it’s so pathetic too because eventually I always cave and reach out first like a loser and the issue rinses and repeats and repeats and #repeats #like god I just want to feel like I’m worth the time and like people do actually want to be friends with me #or I’d like to be told that that isn’t the case up front #but I don’t feel like either thing will happen #anyways if anyone from my latest failure or a server sees this hello and goodbye #I’m not going to make y’all stay in a dead server that gets maybe a few messages each month #and I’m also going to not bother you privately anymore because what good does that do anyone? #eventually I’m not going to have any friends #I don’t even want to say this is me pushing people away because I’d love if people actually wanted to speak to me and if people do talk to #me I do happily reply #I just give up on putting in effort when it’s like no one cares #I cannot for my life maintain a friendship despite my best efforts so I’m just like taking a break from trying

[pxtched]

NSFW IMAGINE…

nerd!miguel using a fleshlight thinking of you

sub!miguel?? - reader is only mentioned - very short - (M)masturbation - use of flesh light - MDNI.

It wasn’t like he hasn’t jacked off before, he did but not that much. BUT after meeting you and him becoming your little helper, oh he did it so more often.

Thinking how tight you feel on his dick, or how your pretty lips would wrap around his dick. Thrusting up in his fist fantasizing about you.

He saw something online, and it caught his attention. It was a flesh light, he dosent even know how it feels but he wants to find out. He feels some shame ordering it, he just has to make sure his roommate or anyone else sees it.

After a couple of days, it delivered and he sees the box outside the door. Thankfully his roommate isn’t there, out partying.

he grabs the box and walks inside, he unpacks the package and gulps at the sight of it. He grows flustered as he feels the texture of it, he’s already feeling hot and bothered so perfect timing.

He grabs it, stands up and walks to his room. He close’s the door and locks it. He puts the pocket pussy on his bed for now as he leans on the wall next to his bed, he pulls up his shirt revealing his abdomen. He holds the shirt from falling down with his teeth as his free hands pull down his pants and reveal his aching dick.

He looks at his night stand and open the last drawer, he pulls up a bottle of lube. He pours it on his hand and whimpered when he feels the cold liquid on his dick.

He grabs the pocket pussy back up and position it, he close’s his eyes and imagine it’s you. You on your knees, your hands on his thighs as you begin to put his dick in your mouth.

He moans when he feeling something entirely different from his hand, he starts moving up slowly still thinking it’s you.

His pace quickens as moans get louder, his hips moving too. Thinking it’s him fucking your mouth and not the toy. His thrusts become frantic as his whines and moans fill his quiet room. He moans when he reaches his climax, coming inside of it and some of it spills on the floor.

He’ll clean it later when shame and guilt gets to him but for now?

It wasn’t enough, so he got on his bed. Fully naked, he began moving the toy again moaning out of overstimulation but he doesn’t care. His eyes closed shut as he thinks your riding him, your breasts bouncing up and down each move you make.

He lets pathetic desperate moans as he fucks the toy, he sounds like he was in a porn video. His glasses almost falling off his face as tears form in his eyes.

“Ah!—ugh!” Miguel moans to himself, his legs started spasm as his hips thrusted up.

“Oh my god! Fuckfuckfuck—! Coming!” Miguel moans loudly as he thrusted his hips up one last time and he came so much. His eyes shot open as he leaned his head back against the pillows, mouth agape, Arching his back as he let out a loud choked up Moan. His legs were shaking as he regain his breathing.

He definitely needs to take a shower and clean up before his roommate comes back.

A/N - IM ALIVEEEE !! I actually forgot how to write, school work and personal stuff was piling up so that’s why I was dead for a while! Sorry y’all!

ps: I was going to make him moan out the readers name but…for me I don’t like writing ‘y/n’ I wanna make a nickname but I don’t know what😭

TAGS - @safixiovi , @syler-griffin , @jadeloverxd , @miguels-aranita , @hyjionie , @migueloharasoulmate hope y’all like this <3

REBLOGS - COMMENTS ARE DEEPLY APPRECIATED! THANK YOU FOR READING!

master-list _ guidelines/rules _ abt me !

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[ttodorokiii]

animal (m)

synopsis. Bakugou can be an animal when it comes to fucking you sensless.

warnings. explicit sex, kissing, unprotected sex [BE SMART IRL AND WRAP IT!] biting, obsessed bakugou, he is so lovesick :((, but he’s very horny, rough sex, he fucks you between a door n him, strong bakugou, borderline yandere bakugou 😵‍💫🫡

note. hihi I’m back! Plz send asks because I missed y’all so much n also warning, this is messy n cringe. PLZ SEND THIRST ASKS ANYTIME OR JUST ASKS TALK TO MEEEEE! share feedback!

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Katsuki has no self control when it comes to you.

You are irresistible to him, he is so helpless when it comes to you. What is it about that gets him so hot and bothered, just one look at you? He’s hard.

You get him so horny without doing anything at all, you’re washing dishes? He’s mesmerised by you, with the way your hands work, the way you’re so focused on doing them.

It gets him. He feels so dumb, he should feel disgusting at himself for being so horny about the most normal things you do.

It’s disgusting, but he can’t control it. You’d be so embarrassed if you could hear his thoughts, you’d leave him.

He’s so addicted to fucking you, feeling you in the deepest and most intimate way he can, your lips, your nose, your damn e/c eyes, that seductive gaze you give him.

You’re the most sexiest woman he’s ever laid his eyes on,

If only people knew just how much of a whore their beloved number two hero, dynamite is for his woman. They’d find him pathetic. He doesn’t give a single fuck though.

You are his. He could fuck you forever and he wouldn’t get tired. God, he loves you so much.

Katsuki isn’t good with words or let alone expressing his feelings out loud, he is obsessed with you, he’s so crazy for you but he is unable to express it.

Unless it’s through intimacy.

So that’s why he’s pounding into you like a dog in heat, breathing so loudly into your ear as you yelp, breathless, his large palm holding the back of your neck so you’re looking straight into his wild ruby eyes, clouded with love.

“Fuck! love you s’much princess!” Bakugou confesses into the shell of your ear, his voice rough and husky, you can’t respond because the high of the pleasure is too much for you to handle. He knows your body so well.

He knows your spots. Your man knows how to fuck you so good, you whimper, your nails scratching on his skin, he’s so strong, holding your legs effortlessly when you lose yourself into him.

He feels so good inside you. You’re sure you see stars right now.

He pounds into that spot once again and you moan out loud, digging your nails once again into his flesh. Bakugou moans too, it spurns him on more, the man is a stallion, holding you in place while rutting into you feverishly.

“S-So good, suki!” You praise your husband. Bakugou grands your nipple and gives it a gentle pinch, driving you insane.

“My baby, fuck… love you so fucking much.” He presses his lips impatiently to yours, his kiss is passionate, swallowing your breath.

“‘m gonna fuck you so good because you deserve it baby, I love you so much.”

He is so passionate, so gentle yet rough. You could never get used to his touch truly, it still makes your skin ignite, just one touch and your body’s on fire.

“My princess.” He finally stops kissing you. “Hope you have the energy because we’re not going to sleep tonight.”

#bakugo smut #katsuki smut #bakugou smut #bnha #bnha fanfic #bnha x reader #mha #yandere bnha #yandere bakugou #yandere katsuki #bakugou x reader #bakugou x poc!reader #mha smut #bnha smut #yandere x reader #yandere smut #yandere mha #katsuki x reader

[biomycelium]

man 3 art posts within likeeee a few hours?? my body physically won’t let me stop drawing this is my own personal hell UGHHHH

I rlly enjoyed reading all the tags on my initial narilamb post! the headcanons and silly ideas y’all have been giving me ARE SCRUMPTIOUSSS

I do like the idea of an inexperienced Nari. I mean, how can Death himself waste his time on such a pathetic, worthless thing?

It doesn’t mean he’d waste the opportunity to mingle when given to him, however! Before he was ultimately defeated, I like to believe that Nari was actually the more dominant/flirtatious of the two, having not so much room for choice in company to start— why shouldn’t his vessel suffice temporarily?

The lamb would be flattered, albeit intimidated by the attention:

AFTER HOWEVER, his lack of power and real inexperience in love makes him the lesser of the two, and ultimately the tables are incredibly reversed once his status of a god is stripped away.

If there’s any grammar errors eat my shorts it’s gonna be 3 am and I have work in 5 hours

#notice the change in art style w every post #I seriously need consistency #BUT #I LOVE THESE TWO #SO MUCH #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl fanart #cotl narinder #narilamb #I love giving my baby murder mittens