Honestly? Did I want more from DTAMHD? Yes, I did. I wanted something signifying actual progression for Dennis' character (even just a crumb of genuine growth) , and I sincerely don't think we got that. However... we did get a fascinating insight into the process of his mind. Dennis' level of self-denial is so ironic and profound. He can't acknowledge the inevitability that he's middle-aged.
(I swear this episode honestly has given me an alt hc, that the show is based in his mind; because logistically, a man of his lifestyle and malnourishment could not commit the feats he is constantly sailing through. TGGB & DTAMHD... back-to-back? What happened to his hand? Did he even sprain it? Or is he just the most dramatic brat in the gang - clearly the latter.)
It is important to note that he didn’t fix the actual problem. He momentarily masked the symptoms, but ignore long-term help with blood pressure medicine is not going to fix the issue, nor is it going to protect him from fucking keeling over in a stressful situation (when he's not in a contained and quiet Doctor's exam room) and his blood pressure spikes.
I'm honestly a little jaded at this point (16 Fucking Seasons of crumbs, y'all), but if one were to continue 'trusting the structure' this episode conveyed a lot.
The B Plot: The pressure cooker. The metaphor parallels the building pressure Dennis quick-tempered bouts of rage. So, to toss out a little 'cat-in-the-wall' conjecture here: The pressure cooker is Dennis, but we all saw him eat that bloody diamond in the end and we all heard Mac's speech about coal turning into diamonds under massive pressure. Dennis' experience is a theory of pressure, he daydreams it all in the span of a minute or so. He's roleplaying with hypothetical obstacles. There's no risk. Maybe Dennis, isn't the pressure cooker, but the coal.
If I were to try and take anything hopeful out of this episode, it would be the way the narrative is showing us that this episode acknowledged that Dennis isn't ready yet. It's not his turn to break. It's going to take real, substantial pressure to get that diamond.
It was a hell of a misdirect (and honestly a little bit of a slap in the face), but if these characters live in the real world, where people are bound by the laws of mortality, then Dennis should have his time.
Genuinely, who fucking knows?
I'm not hating on the episode. We all know this is the trashy dick joke sitcom. I just thought that if Mac & Charlie could have moments of genuine heartbreak, culminating in deep catharsis, that maybe Dennis could have that too.... but no.
Can't wait to see the sunny dudebros miss the point & proclaim Dennis Reynolds - SA victim, traumatized individual with an emotionally tumultuous personality disorder - the new Andrew Tate.
I'm sorry, but yeah. I'm a little miffed. It was all a dream, and everything goes Dennis' way. Y'all I'm fucking tired. This was a great episode for Glenn, but a fucking frustrating episode for Dennis. I may have wanted a little macden, but all I cared about was seeing Dennis face the limitations of his mortality, to see that he's failing his body and his brain. He didn't have to actually take the medicine (I wouldn't expect him to), but Goddammit, everything seems to work out in his delusional favor. So, of course he's going to continue being delusional, and probably only change for the worse.
I'll say it: I wanted a broken Dennis, and we did not get that. He didn't even crack, the unbearble and apparently now canonical Golden God. That episode's title was intended to tease sunnyblr.
Excuse the plethora of tags. I just kept getting more irritated.
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at the end of the day its just a very weird way to frame an answer to a question like that amongst the writers strike. whether its catastrophising because you're resigned to the fate of writing due to AI or genuinely believing that AI has some cool potential or a mix of both whatever the hell he was trying to say, it was a weird way to talk about all of this amongst that context
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dennis not being angry………………….im winning
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Glennjamin Close
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(the  marauders as conversations me and my friends have had)
James: YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET
Sirius: I’M RIGHT! PROVE ME WRONG BITCH
Remus, walking into the common room confused: what’s happening there?
Peter: Well Sirius thinks-
James: SIRIUS THINKS THAT GLENN IS SHORT FOR GLENNJAMIN
Sirius: IT IS
James: *primal scream*
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I somehow got it into my head that Glenn is short for Glennjamin and It won’t stop.
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Sometimes everything isn’t alright!
Ko-fi
Ko-fi
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I don't think it's been specifically pointed out (if so, sorry), but that heartbreaking expression Dennis makes in FVR doesn't happen when Mac says he's in love with Johnny. Dennis makes that face one second before, when Mac says he's 'a boy in love'. I'm not necessarily saying that he didn’t know Mac was talking about Johnny, but his face initially falls with that first admission.
God bless Glennjamin Howerton, because that is the expression I see in my mind when I try to picture Dennis' face once he realizes that Mac's in love with someone else, that he lost him.
That's an expression of excruciating hurt, not anger, not frustration, not irritation. For a sliver of a second, Dennis is transparently terrified at the possibility that Mac CAN fall in love with a man that can openly reciprocate. The very real threat dawns on him, that someday, Dennis won't be able to rig the game in his favor, and he'll have to pretend like it isn't killing him when another man steals Mac away. It's only a matter of time.
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oh Glennjamin I am UNWELL
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getting three kitties and naming them glennis, glennjamin and glennifer
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THESE ARE OLDDDDDDD but i dont think i ever pooasted them, violet and goth ray for glennjamin @midigod
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worst day of glennjamins life since he thought his wife died awesome
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" I don't like when your dad calls you baby"
- glennjamin close s1 EP 39
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playing the archives sim and im losing my entire fucking mind i forgot i set my nickname as Glennjamin so martins just sitting there crying bcuz we're friends now and hes just like "i treasure u 2 glennjamin <3 :') " and i can't take this seriously
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