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hey babe come look at this (affectionate)

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real

#i love her

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My vibe about ships since forever tbh

#like dude literally the block button is right there and it's free

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I was ranting about hockey to my friend who does not watch hockey and he was like "you know, one of these days you have to go through and tell me why specifically you hate the teams that you do". And now I'm in my notes app like okay BET.

#Allison says shit

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if im in the group chat going “this shit is sooo bad” you know im enjoying the movie & if im in the group chat going “idk its made well it definitely has some interesting elements its probably excellent if youre the target audience maybe if i watched it again id feel differently” you know im having the worst fucking time

#literally so true

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do i think macdennis is “going to happen”? buddy macdennis is happening to me right now. it’s chronic and terminal and i’m dying from it

#MacDennis has been happening to me for like 5 years at this point #it's on going and doesn't leave

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

#dennis reynolds

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

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Reblog and put in the tags a ship you enjoy but hate the fandom's commonly used ship name for

#turn fandom calling Ben ans Caleb Tallster when TallBrew was RIGHT THERE makes me so mad

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The fact that The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is not only the reverse of The D.E.N.N.I.S. System by name, but in its actual goal:

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System ends with Separate Entirely and begins with the avoidance of going on a date. It’s purely about sex.

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System ends with Do You Want a Tissue? Dennis’ tried and true method to secure a second date, and:

it works for Dee but she sabotages herself—because she has no interest in pursuing a man romantically; it works for Mac but he bows out—because he already has a man he’s pursuing romantically;

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is about romance. Dating, consistently, something Dennis makes very clear he doesn't do...

Except:

"This is a man we're talking about,

it's always about him."

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#hes just like me fr

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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN AND ARIANA GREENBLATT as Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano Still from ‘Ahsoka - Part Five: Shadow Warrior’ (2023)

#things that would have taken me out in 2016

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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

#i was gonna say me wirh 911 but I just peeked at the scene with buck coming out to eddie and like i get it #i will not be watching bc like i know how that's gonna go for me hyperfixation wise #and i don't have room in my heart for that rn #but anyway def me with GOT for sure

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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The serotonin rush of Charlie dragging Mac for filth 😼

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sunnyblr — what’s your favourite line delivery in the show? the one that lives in your mind the most? personally, mine is “your addiction has effected us in the following ways: you are annOYing”

#oh god so fucking many #things i've incorporated into my like daily speech are: #the way mac does that little 'yea' #tWOO wars?! #anything from suburbs honestly #gun to my head if i HAD to pick one thing it's NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE. I'VE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME