#get lifted boy!

[nullapophenia]

Kissing Lucifer

{You're okay, you're alive, you-- You're so happy you could just-- Sif--!}

{Sif pushes you away}

#isat #in stars and time #isat isabeau #isat siffrin #torn fabric / OTiF #isat spoilers #haha. :) #ns.tiff #ok that's the sorting tags out of the way hi. #i was doing this the other day and then i had a dentist appt and then i fell asleep #welcome to lisa's bad touch! where i draw for two hours straight and realize i forgot to eat #i did Not want to do proper lineart again after revelation so i did not. enjoy my cool fuzzy brush #im not Too pleased with the caption on panel 1 but im too hungry to think out the scene any more so :thumbsup: #i wanted to mirror the framing on panel 2 of actual bad touch and since sif isn't the taller of the two. well :) #get lifted boy!

[parisoonic]

i am not immune to a meme

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #im not tagging everyone #ive got 150+ on medic too but vax is hard man and im a staunch stock defender #i like to go to the gym run a 5km then lift and then play stock medic for an hour with a glass of wine #if anyone is wondering my loadout on heavy is just the standard: tomislav GRU n' sandwich #for pyro its degreaser detonator and third degree #im a manmelter and third degree boy COME AT ME i think they're the SECRET META #the dopamine i get from very situational plays outweighs their drawbacks #sorry cant be arsed to draw medic properly in the bottom left #also yes: i am a redhead

[anachronistic-falsehood]

leans into the mic. "saying all men are trash in response to the various ccs getting outed as abusers is the wrong move and will harm male victims of abuse and sa" and "the reason these male ccs were able to abuse people and cover it up for so long is because of rampant misogyny in the content creating space and it's important to listen to the women coming out with their stories right now" are statements that coexist. btw

#whiskey yelling into the void #i’ve just seen a lot of people saying shit like ‘men suck’ and ‘it’s always men’ #as well as other people saying ‘this has nothing to do with misogyny!! it’s just a content creator issue not a gender issue!!’ #but guess what. it is a misogyny issue. but also it’s not at the fault of all men #these statements are both true. #we can acknowledge the horrible misogyny in this community AND avoid villainizing men in general #you don’t have to put men down to lift women up #and you ALSO don’t need to lift your fav male creators up over the victims just bc ur afraid ur favourite white boy will get criticized

[briizer]

This came to me in a daydream…

It was funnier in my head.

#fanart #briizart #trimax #millywood #trigundoods #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #wolfwood #trigun #boi is bout to get the LIFT

[kitnita]

celebrating jake oettinger's eighth straight win!   —   BUF vs DAL   —   04.09.24

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #jake oettinger #wyatt johnston #tyler seguin #logan stankoven #scott wedgewood #mason marchment #ohhhh okay i get it ......... otter'll crouch if it means he can grab mush's ass but he won't crouch to bop stank's helmet 🙄 #have either otter or stanks considered that their lifts would probably be much higher than otter's lifts w mush. #boys. think of the possibilities. #z:edit

[the-amazing-spider-bi]

reading a game of thrones and fuck. robb doesn’t get to be a narrator (he’s lyanna stark he’s the dead girl in the pool he’s the narrative’s most special ghost) but he barely has to. we’re watching him from every point of view but his own. he’s the lannisters’ second thought, a teenager pretending to be the man his father was. he’s jon’s best friend, his older brother, the guy he compares all the others to, snowflakes melting in his hair forever. he’s catelyn first son, it was just the two of them for so long, her boy who looks like her but takes after his father so much it aches, and yet is never like him quite enough, a boy soldier leading men to war when he can barely grow a beard. in private, he listens to his mother’s lessons about command as if she was a school teacher, blushes when he gets the answers wrong, then he earns the lords’ respect in public, like he is older than his years. her son slipping between her fingers when he’s right here.

but most of all in the first book we see him through bran. he’s lord robb, who commands his men and fights wildlings and only has to say one word for his wolf to rip an attacker’s fingers off. he’s robb the brother, who comes into bran’s bedroom in the evening to cry because he’s scared, actually, he’s so scared that he’s going to die, that he has no right to order all these people to die for him, that his father isn’t here and he went south and starks never come back from the south, and now he’s the fifteen year old boy on the throne of a war hero with no idea what he is really doing. he’s scared and he does it anyway. ned tells us very early in the book, after the execution, that it’s the only way to be brave and we don’t know yet that he’s talking about his son. robb haunts the narrative and he’s not even dead yet

#like what does it say about a character that the words that best describe his arc are said about a man who just faced his death #of course I start reading game of thrones and get overly invested in dead boy premium #also I’m so annoyed that the show didn’t keep any of these intimate moments that give a lot more depth to his character #I assume this is because of the age lift but do you know any 17/18 yo boy who wouldn’t ALSO be on the verge of a panic attack 24/7? #sorry for the long post I got them stark brain worms #Léa talks #robb stark #asoiaf #agot #Léa reads asoiaf

[quick-catton]

girlboy ollie for the timeline ! (◠‿◠✿)🎀🩷🍭

#dedicated to all my fellow boys in skirts and makeup enjoyers #started this ages ago i took so long i am deeply sorry #don't think about this ollie getting manhandled by felix #don't think about him lounging by the lake in a sundress stealing felix's lollipop and giggling #don't think about felix bending him over a couch and lifting his skirt up #don't think about felix calling him “my pretty girl” #yes the angel wings necklace is for felix mwah #praying tumblr doesn't ruin the quality #girlboy oliver #quick-catton art #femcattonquick brainrot #cattonquick #oliver quick #i do commissions for saltburn/mota btw and also if i am inspired may draw ask–requests/ideas !! <3

[lionbearfox]

inktober 2: realized today that mary-ann was the jock of the narzissenkreuz kids

#genshin impact #my art #inktober #inktober 2023 #mary ann guillotin #alain guillotin #bear with me here. all the other kids (incl. carter) were nerds who were holed up all day either sick or doing research #meanwhile mary ann joined the... secret service??? #where presumably she learned to fight #shes the jock! all im sayin! #also i think it would be cute for her to be able to lift alain up :) #anyways. grownup mary ann my beloved i hope we learn more about your life outside of the boys #so ready for this post to get 😎✨ 8 notes 👍😎 #me n my genshin npcs... i simply cannot stop npcposting #id in alt #i fully made these designs up btw

[tswwwit]

Can Dipper pick Bill up? Has he ever tried? What would Bill's reaction be to his little human husband carrying (or trying to) him, and under what circumstances would either of them agree to it?

Good question!

I'm not sure if Dipper can pick Bill up - certainly not an easy task, Bill's taller and a handful in more than one way. Probably Dipper makes the attempt out of retaliation. Bill wants to pick up Dipper all the time? Fine! Let's see how Bill likes being manhandled for once.

Unfortunately for this plan, Bill's entirely fine with being man- or demon-handled! Frankly the whole thing would be deeply amusing. Bill gets not only attention, but also an opportunity to tease Dipper AND mock him while he struggles. A triple win!

#answers #bless these two idiots #Bill *does* make it a struggle of course. But not by squirming away #More like putting the back of his hand to his forehead and falling back in a swoon at just the right time to make Dipper nearly drop him #Or clasping his arms dramatically around Dipper's neck in a way that makes it hard to keep his grip #Possibly 'helping' by trying to climb on top of Dipper instead #Switching between comments like 'oh no this so-called 'hero' is trying to drag me off' and other sarcasms and others like: #'Boy you sure are sweating kid! Having trouble? or 'Jeez it's obvious you've never swept any being off their feet before. Amateur.' #Dipper's frustration is hilarious and only intensifying with Bill's dumb antics. But he can't quit *now*. He's already halfway there #If he just gives up then Bill will mock him for THAT for ages #Gotta get the guy off the ground at least once before he lets him drop. Hopefully in a mud puddle or down a well or something #He'll see this through with gritted teeth and also probably a sore back #If he'd remembered to lift with his knees he could have spared himself the last one #But frankly he probably just walked up behind Bill and tried to just. Lift. #It took Bill a second to figure out what the heck he was doing. And then: The Mocking Began

[phoenix-art-official]

did u know that I'm actually insane

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harrier du bois #harrykim #dont talk to.me dont look at me.dont even breathe near me #you get NO context. you LOSE. you STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS. GOOD DAY SIR #these are soooo messy cause i drew them on sticky notes at work OTL

[blessphemy]

that twitter thread going around about how people hate going to the gym cuz lifting weights is boring and stupid and vanity-fueled is kinda funny to me cuz I legit had a conversation with my friend (who is a power lifter for fun (she is a competitive personality)) a while back and she was all “who knew that I would’ve liked P.E. in high school better if we had done a unit on weight lifting”

#cyborg lifeblogging #people like different things #tbh acting like a Thing is universally boring or stupid is.. hm.. #ftr I also started lifting this year (cuz of this friend tbh) and boy I have found #that strength is not my strength #but I legit really love it and have fun w it #catch me at 6 am pulling the most meagre strict press you ever saw #& getting blasted with endorphins #also I recently managed to pick up my own bodyweight and it was very exciting

[phoenixcatch7]

Finding out Tom Holland did ballet and gymnastics and how it affected how he could act as spiderman was an absolute game changer for me. My eyes had been opened.

Like, yeah, spiderman would be phenomenal at performance sports like that. He'd be AMAZING. More than that, do you know how insanely fun it is to bend and flip and stretch??

Spiderman is famous for being a speed/flexibility build, rather than tanky like so many other high ranking heroes. Instead of the normal super speed/strength/durability/energy blast powerset, he has stuff like super balance, or super agility. He's small and light, bendy and strong, fast and precise.

More than that, he could be interested in learning the performance sports. They teach ways to move and hold your body in ways sparring or katas can't, and once he's progressed far enough with his fighting skills I can definitely see him turning towards the movement side of things - also a very important part of his skillset in comparison to the average hero's.

Listen:

Hnnnng spiderman doing a collab/solo performance with a company out of absolutely nowhere (he's been practicing and training religiously for weeks and months and years) and it gets a huge audience/huge views and yeah everyone expects good things but he just blows it out the water. Jjj has no context to build on. He watches it several times and the worst thing he can say is about spiderman setting the bar too high and making other performers feel bad (those in the know who helped him train got tickets to see it live specially).

#On the downside he's probably horrendous at ice skating. The instinct to stick means he keeps overshooting #With his balance and core strength he'd be just as good but nooo he keeps going to stick and going flying instead XD #I'm not talking about the boy roles btw he's out here on pointe. He's in the Zone. #Him and spider gwen would get on like a house on fire but I picture mj in the male lead lol. #No way she doesn't work out enough to lift that twink #spidey #spiderman #Course you could put anyone you ship in that role but mj in a suit yes please #marvel spiderman #peter parker #Youtube

[aziraphalalala]

Just sitting around wondering if today is the day my sexual tension Good Omens fic turns into a smut fic. 😇

#lifting eden #that's the name of the flaming bentley of a fic I'm writing #hoo boy this might be the day #lemme get the ole waistcoat of magical writing prowess out #it's not fireproof so Im a little concerned #fuck it we ball #i'm doing it #good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #fanfic writing #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #good omens thoughts

[sinclairstarz]

the mischaracterization of byler is so weird bcs for a while it was like “oh mike is big manly alpha and will is tiny yaoi femboy” but then people were like “oh thats wrong” which is good but then they were like “its wrong bcs actually will is big manly alpha and mike is tiny yaoi femboy” and. its so weird to me like neither of them are either of that what are we doing. i thought we were past the whole “man and woman” stereotype gays like. theyre allowed to both be guys who like stereotypical teenage boy things like video games and scifi movies and theyre also both allowed to be unathletic loserdorks like. its ok. they are allowed to not be one dimensional gay characters that fit into the heteronormative mold.

#‘oh hehe buff byersss will would carry mike all the time’ #what r we doing. #u need to be honest with yourself. #will ‘shoveled four (4) grains of sand and stood to the side while they lifted the car’ byers? #his ass walks the mile and always stays at the end of the line during kickball #this has NOTHING to do with me referring to mike as a she sometimes literally back off #shes just a silly teenage boy ok #nobody gets mike wheeler on this site i think #anyways #this is all rooted in narrow-minded homophobic deas of sexuality and gender #byler #mike wheeler #stranger things #will byers #harpersays

[i-bring-crack]

The amount of luck it is for isekai characters to be transmigatted into a fictional world as a certain person(villain, villainess, hero, ect.) And for everyone in that world to simply accept that the person changed instead of thinking its a skin walker of sorts or shapeshifter is quite, lucky.

#Anyways what if I made an isekai where the MC gets persecuted by their loved ones as a skin walker— #MC is reincarnated a s a villainess #trapped in a womans body and forced to marry the prince that will kill him and her #so now he goes on to file for a divorce and people think she is going crazy #he is not he is just A MAN NOT A WOMAN #but anyways they plan to try exorcism or smth bc they think she is possessed and MC nopes it right out of there #starts a revolution in the process and *lifts up pen* boi i have quite a lot of things i wanna talk #about the shit of medieval europe

[kazswift]

nancy wheeler will love dirty dancing

#she'd drag mike with her to the theatre #and obviously mike will bring will bc ofc he will #and mike would be a blushing mess throughout the entire movie #and nancy and will would notice and tease him about it #mike would get annoyed and deny it #but later #will finds him alone in his room dancing to the soundtrack #mike gets embarrassed #but eventually forces will to try to do lifts with him #they fail miserably and only manage after hours #i am PUSHING my 'mike has a crush on patrick swayze' agenda on you and idc #btw byler is established in this!! #dirty dancing fans!byler has me in a chokehold #nancy wheeler #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things #mike wheeler is a boy kisser #mike wheeler i know what you are