big bowl of pasta should be declared a human right
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Made a chart for sorting fantheories
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near-life experience
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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead
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no rizz just pretty eyes and a overwhelming amount of knowledge about fictional characters.
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deletes you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [you still exist as metadata]
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ship dynamic: unstoppable bastard meets immovable bitch
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what if the pathetic losers with no swag kissed?
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Sometimes I wonder how people survive without obsessively thinking about fictional realities. Could not be me. Thinking only Real Life stuff for a whole day???? I would be dead.
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corporate ppl are always like “i hate email comms they cause so many delays” but those people are fools. i crave communication delays. i hit send on an email and then immediately shoot a prayer up to the heavens that the response may take 2-3 days. let’s slow everything down just a bit thank you.
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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
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babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about
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i realized was in the middle of a bad anxiety phase when earlier today i had to google the phrase "something came up" before sending a text. to make sure it was a real thing people say.
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when you ship a rarepair but youre real passionate about it
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it’s like i always say: fuck
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this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week
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