#genuinely has me in hysterics

[soph-skies]

one of my fav things about the untamed is the seemingly unlimited number of disciples like. there’s the final battle against the wens. dozens of disciples die, literally only the main characters survive. there’s talk of total loss and destruction, everyone is gone. cut to next scene: every sect is shown to have nearly as many disciples as they were depicted as starting with. rinse and repeat after every battle.

#genuinely has me in hysterics #lightens the mood quite a bit thinking of the amount of extras who keep dying and changing to a different sect’s outfit and dying and changi #i can’t take the battles seriously #the numbers discrepancies and the overdramatic cgi have me in tears #losing my mind laughing #rip to the nameless disciples y’all were real ones #mdzs #the untamed #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan zhan #lan wangji #wei ying #jin zixuan #<- the only ones to survive that battle #yet show up IMMEDIATELY afterwards with a whole new crew of disciples

[babygirlgiles]

I think my fic where Xander accidentally becomes a successful novelist (largely without realizing it) is the funniest idea I’ve ever had. This guy started writing little stories to remember their adventures in Sunnydale (his last line in Chosen about “how will anyone even know about this unless we tell them” burrowed itself into my little archivist brain and won’t let go) and posts them online. He unintentionally goes viral. He thinks someone named Simon N. Schuster is leaving him voicemails. He ends up on the New York Times bestseller list.

He doesn’t even realize that everyone else thinks the stories are fiction. Xander is out here writing autobiographical non-fiction but everyone else thinks he’s a weirdly dedicated author that’s really committed to maintaining a Lemony Snicket style pseudonym/persona for the narrator of his novel. There are “Who Is Xander Harris?” articles. No one can dig up much of anything on him because he lived his whole life in a town that got wiped off the map. He keeps rejecting requests for interviews because of his stage fright. At first this drives his publicist absolutely ballistic but it just adds the the air of mystery that’s drumming up book sales so she lets it go.

He only responds to questions over email and only ever responds “in character” as his “novel’s narrator” and this baffles everyone, only adding to the supposed mystery. It’s literally not even Xander actually writing the emails 95% of the time. It’s Dawn. She has appointed herself as “Xander’s representation” even though she doesn’t really know what being someone’s representation means. She printed business cards.

#meanwhile the rest of the scoobies are doing everything in their power to stop this book’s publication #it’s a total comedy of errors on every single front #tagging this so claire can filter it lmao (ily claire) #xander Harris #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #dawn summers #Dawn’s business cards are maybe the funniest part of this me and I truly think this whole thing is hysterical #xander is letting her take care of all the business stuff which is a huge part of why he has no clue what’s going on with the book ever #but also <3 he is a little bit dumb <3 #but also genuinely he just doesn’t care about the business side of things all that much #he really was just writing little stories bc he loves his friends and wanted to remember the times he’s shared with them #and as a way to remember/grieve everything he’s lost. friends. anya. Sunnydale as a whole. #he’s just a little guy who’s so loyal and full of love and thank god Dawn intervened lmao #and now he’s sort of just along for the ride on the publication process #Cristina if you see this is also love you thank you

[antianakin]

I recognize that this mostly happens because Obi-Wan is and always has been a direct foil for Anakin, but I am SO tired of all of Obi-Wan's more canon love interests ending up being more about making commentary on Anakin and Anidala than they are on exploring OBI-WAN. It's just sad and I'm so tired of it and I think that until people are willing to write a romance for Obi-Wan that isn't actually about Anakin at all, Obi-Wan should just be made off-limits for romance plot lines entirely. Leave the man alone, please, I am begging you.

#star wars #obi-wan kenobi #i just finished reading the first half of secrets of the jedi with the siriwan relationship #and holy mother of god was it anidala coded all to hell and back #obi-wan is turned into a mighty prude and siri into this sweet motherly character just to make it work #everything from the reaction obi-wan has on seeing her at the beginning to how quickly the relationship moves to the secrecy #it's all anidala #it's all ABOUT anidala #obi-wan is so ooc in this that it's not even funny #he's not even in character to previous works written about him BY THE SAME AUTHOR #and yet somehow it is STILL miles better than whatever the fuck obitine was supposed to be #where obi-wan is given a love interest specifically designed to be killed off so that they could compare that to anidala #and honestly the scene where she dies is probably their ONLY good scene together #it's certainly the only scene where they seem to genuinely understand or even LIKE each other #like siriwan has obi-wan acting ooc but at least he's not literally misogynistic towards his love interest #unlike the way tcw chose to write him #like yeah sure i really feel the romance in obi-wan calling satine 'hysterical' over her perfectly reasonable political views #and at least siri respects and understands the jedi life and LOVES the jedi order unlike satine #so despite how frustrating siriwan is - obitine is 10x worse still #it makes me SO so glad that tala ended up losing the romantic aspect of her relationship with obi-wan #because you KNOW that that would've just ended up another anidala parallel #again #as obi-wan loses yet another female love interest to death at the hands of the sith. again. #honestly tala's relationship with obi-wan is IMPROVED by the lack of a romantic love interest #there's a lot of interesting meaning in that relationship that i honestly believe would be lost if it had been romantic #obi-wan and love interests just don't seem to mix well in canon or anything canon-adjacent #free my man from terrible romantic storylines that aren't even about him #obitine critical #siriwan critical #anti obitine

[darcyolsson]

its kind of crazy how tumblr culture did a complete 180 somewhere between 2018 and 2020 and most of this website has stopped being proud of how miserable they are and instead the general mindset is now all about finding beauty in the smallest things and loving yourself despite it all i hope we all never stop thinking this way

#i think we were kind of on our way there and then the pandemic really solidified it #there was (and is) just so much misery around that loving life despite it all is now exactly as contrarian as hating yourself once was #ironically the thing that made me fully realise this is dan howells comeback to the internet lol he has that distinctly 2016 humour #and all the comments are 'nooo dan. we no longer hate ourselves here its no longer cool to be miserable' #he literally gets called cringe for having low self-esteem which is kind of hysterical. sorry to dan howell but i genuinely love that #distinctly gen z to bully someone into no longer hating themselves lmfaoooo #personal

[thresholdbb]

Doesn't matter how many times I've seen it, some Star Trek moments will always crack me up

#tell me your funny moments #macrocosm is hilarious #that intro? hysterical #it gets more attention for action janeway which fair #it's the highs and the lows just a whole journey #genuinely just makes me happy #even Kate has a moment where she almost cracks during the intro #ok the side of her mouth quirks for a split second she keeps it together she's a pro #lung is comedy gold you can't tell me otherwise #then kj just steamrolls right over him #Star Trek #star trek voyager #voyager's back baby #Sisyphean voyage

[tbcanary]

Edit Requests: Roy Harper "with his stinky trucker hat" for Vee <3

"Are we the best team in the world or what?!"

(ID under the cut.)

ID: Five panels of Roy Harper from Red Hood and the Outlaws (2011), with long hair and a trucker hat. Four are animated.

1: Roy in his Arsenal costume, holding his bow. He has a gray hat on. The background is covered in the word "Outlaw," which lights up one letter at a time.

2: A close-up of Roy's face and hat. He's out of costume. The image is desaturated except for the green of his eyes and snake tattoo and some of the red in his hair.

3: Roy, in costume, sitting in a chair and pulling the bill of his cap down over his eyes. The art from his hat floats over his head, a cartoonish mountain range that almost looks like a crown. It hovers up and down as text appears one narration box at a time: "Roy Harper. / Recovering alcoholic, reluctant hero, Arsenal. / Frustrated mad scientist. / Extremely frustrated."

4: Roy, once again in regular clothes, looks up in surprise. He's desaturated except for reds and greens. The background is a collage of his arrow symbol from the Outlaws comics. Various iterations of the arrowhead light up randomly.

5: A close-up and full-color portrait of the left half of Roy's face out of costume. The red background says, "Arsenal Goes To War" in a bold impact font. A text bubble appears: "All right, buddy boy... The cavalry's arrived."

/End ID.

#roy harper #red hood and the outlaws #arsenal #rhato #tbanimation #tbedits #editreqs #flashing gifs cw // #THANK YOU VEE FOR THE BEST REQUEST I HAVE EVER RECEIVED IN MY LIFE. #god. he's so. this man is somEONE'S FATHER. HE HAS A CHIIIILD. #the delight. the joy i felt. he DOES have a stinky trucker hat for a while there #sorry for being a fake roy fan and genuinely finding this whole situation hysterical #it's only for rhato. rh/a made me so mad i am still not over it a year later. #but THIS ROY. he's so knfbkjnkjjsn #anyway #also. okay. WHY are his eyes green in this run. are they always???? have i just never noticed this????

[pippuns]

it's honestly hysterical how badly that guy is trying to break twitter. imagine literally destroying your own site on purpose

#apparently non verified users are currently being limited to seeing 600 posts/day rn #i dont think this is a permanent policy change but my god. holy fuck. #its genuinely hysterical. like if it weren't for the fact that i know he wants twitter to succeed #i would believes he's destroying it on purpose #pip speaks #i kind of don't want twitter to go down bc its easier for me to live react to the stuff i'm reading there #and also it's easier for me to respond to folks who comment on my art there #(guy who has been on tumblr for like. a decade. and still doesnt know if i'm allowed to dm people to say thank you for the very kind tags) #(its the autism <3)

[jestiamy]

just finished reading @twstyuna's fic blood and bone and heart of stone and felt the need to highlight the fact ace's initial assumption of. yeah this is definite nepotism. was not that much of a jump actually spoilers for chapter 19 and appropriate levels of gore mentions for it below cut

I typically don't really do fanart for more rural and specific stuff like fanfictions over fandoms because it's like. my art is really. static. not really outstanding or anything. and it's easier to get lost in the crowd of "tons of art for popular game" vs "one of the like twenty total art pieces for super specific fanfiction I like" but the leona scene where golem!yuu rips out their molar and presents it to him as a gift really just stuck out to me. I did make a sketch of that but I was like. you know for someone really bad at gore this somehow ends up the topic of a lot of my art. I should go find something else. so after getting a drawing ref of golem!yuu I was like !!!! oh wow yeah they really do look like crowley huh. so I went for this instead

#great writing btw. really felt like I was leona in that scene. like oh my god. oh my god. what the fuck. what the fuck. holy shit #I was in genuine just. shock I think. I just sat there in hysterics for like ten minutes because oh my god???????????? #pushed me to make the fanart actually. very impactful moment for me all around. #crowley has the most infuriatingly detailed design ever. please get less interesting crow man I spent fourty minutes on your details. #this is a doodle. I didn't even make a sketch. I freehanded this. #10/10 never want to draw crowley again #blood and bone and heart of stone #twst art #twst fanfic art #golem!yuu #art stuffs #tw blood mention #cw blood mention #tw teeth gore #is that. is that a tag. I don't really know. #twst fanart #twisted wonderland fanart

[agnesandhilda]

my father is an olympic gold medalist in the sport of emotionally tormenting women

#bolo speaks #I've had him blocked on everything for the past two years because I was one of the women he terrorizes even when I was still a girl #but I'm only able to do that because *other* women in my family are on the frontlines dealing with him. which I am keenly aware of. #anyway I got a message from my grandma asking if I was mad at her because he'd been saying that I hated her (untrue and bizarre to boot #like just factually a man I haven't been on speaking terms with since I was seventeen has no leg to stand on whatsoever wrt to what I have #going on emotionally or in my relationships. but he's nothing if not adept at digging into people's worst insecurities so I get why she'd #be bothered) #and he has a new girlfriend now who I haven't met but who he treats the way he treated my mother before they separated #going into drunk rages breaking her things degrading her etc. and *her* family encourages her to ignore it because he's got money #and I don't know. I don't know my dad's girlfriend I've never met her but I am intimately aware of just how horribly #he treats every woman in his life. anyway [NAME] if you're reading this GET OUT ‼️ #and the worst part is that he is like. a genuine shameless misogynist like he'd go on these crazy rants about #how women are just vaginas and we're all stupid and hysterical anyway so it doesn't matter if me and mom are scared of him #because we're just dumb women. which has naturally torched his bridges with me and every other woman in our family right. #and his takeaway from that is that he's *right* and being put-upon by all these irrational harpies for no valid reason. #my dad voice: are women scared of me because I'm violent and unpredictable? no. it's those stupid bitches that are wrong.

[widevibratobitch]

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#havent really been active on tumblr the last few days but now i came back to post another vent and fuck off again lol hiiiiii #i havent cried in way too long. ngl sobbing hysterically in your bed does hit different lol #anyway. what a great time to remind myself of every single bad thing anyone has ever said about my body and my face <3 #anyway i finished the sobbing till i cant breathe session and now my one eye hurts like there's sth stuck in it but there's nothing #but while i was digging in it trying to find sth under my eyelid that could explain the pain i really really looked at it #my friend once said my eyes are the colour of a swamp and by god she was right. #and like damn. i was never insecure about my eyes but maybe i should add that to the list. #but like whatever. like obv im not gonna start being actually insecure about mu stupid eyes but it did hit me that there is really #not a single thing about my body that i can with all confidence say is nice/pretty/whatever. not a single thing that i genuinely like. #like at best case it's 'not as bad as it could be'. like i have nothing lol. cant even honestly say something as silly as 'i like my eyes' #cause no. they look like a swamp. #idk im just so tired of trying my best all the time and still looking like a rotting leaking bag of garbage. #i try to remind myself that i dress funny and do fun make up and that is what people will notice about me but the truth is #everyone will still always see that under all that bs im just plain ugly and just generally unattractive #and ill never be able to distract anyone from that not really #like ik people who like me dont care about that but thats the thing. #im just tired of being one of the people that will always be liked/loved/whatever 'despite' sth. #like there is nothing of value in me that is NATURAL. its all fucking fake. #anyway. wish i were dead same old same old.

[widowshill]

man some of those tags on that "why did you follow this person" post got to me. man !!! !

#I LOVE YOU ???? #➤ ooc. ┊ she’s nauseous，she’s hysterical，and she’s exhausted. #i try not to worry about being Perceived too much bc crowd approval is the mind killer !! i want to blog earnestly !! to *be* earnestly !! #but lately i have been um... mal à l'aise. i shall admit. #but the things that i have been most Concernèd about. my impassioned r/v blogging. headcanon dumps. insane bs / ds crossover posting. #to see that all just so embraced. not as a *despite* but as a *because* #it's really genuinely moved me and reassured a lot of my doubts about being / posting here :''''' ) ) #idk i am. Grateful. for my small warm little group here. like mostly at the end of the day i'm making my little doodles and putting them #up on the fridge. and it has brought me ... uncountable joy. that u guys smile at it when u open the fridge to make ur dinner. #anyways. i am cringe and i am free <3 hysterical woman rv shipper. or something

[no-brain-just-akutagawa]

This was literally in December

[ID: A tumblr text message that reads: I'm preparing myself for the fact that they'll probably take Gogol's thighs away because this studio is called bones for a reason haha but if they mess up Sigma I'll riot. I'm really curious what voice will he have because while reading I walys read it as more of a soft one so if they go with freaking Dio Brando's voice actor or something I'm gonna lose it. Keysmash. End ID]

#I am in fact losing it rn #why am I always so on point?? #I was like yeah I'd love kolya to have a voice that's both soft and sinister and won't remind me of another character #it's genuinely nothing personal I just don't want to think about dio while writing bsd fics skdhdhsh #but after seeing the trailer I'm not too worried because his voice sounds very different #and as long as there's literally any difference my brain won't connect the dots so I'm safe #also that song at the end of the trailer is so good #but this is still hysterical #and it also shows how my realtionship with kolya has changed that I don't call him by his surname anymore #posts with ids #and yeah hii eliott!! this was in our chat jshfgshs

[icharchivist]

i’m still not talking about the game i’m playing and obsessing over (sorry, one look at the fandom means it’s typically the type of games i don’t want to connect with people over unless they’re people i already trust) but i’m laughing so hard 

because, there’s one chara i was obsessing over so hard that when i found his figurine in the manga store i somewhat bought it right away while i was still very early in the game, and i knew people hates this chara because of something he did later in game (i’m calling, betrayal and murders) and i had vague spoilers about what his deal was about but i couldn’t completely put those spoilers back in context

so there was a moment of fear of, was buying the figurine a good idea? would i finish the game thinking his crimes are too much for me to bear? (i mean i do have figurines for characters i don’t really like so i doubt i would really resent the buy since it’s a pretty figurine, but yaknow?)

But now i’m at a point where, they didn’t reveal what his deal is yet, but i have most of the pieces to know more or less what his crime is, and most of all, he’s currently lying extremely blatantly to everyone while going very 😇 about it (lies i only can totally figure out because of the spoilers i know), and i’m absolutely hysterical because it actually makes him even more my type than he was at the start of the game where he just seemed cheeky yaknow?

i was told everywhere this character’s twist is enough to have people hate him and instead the more i’m building to the twist the more i’m absolutely hysterical because he’s taking all the steps to be an Ultimate Fav Of Mine by checking all the boxes for my dubious fav character type (Sweet Talker, Criminal, and Massive Hypocrite Liar). I’m living. 

#i'm having the time of my life is what i mean #this is SO funny to me please help #characters: starts to tell massive lies // me already on my knees with a ring out: you fucking bastard (lovingly) #really sorry for being this vague (and again if you guess the game please don't mention it <3) #but wow i really dislike everything i've seen from fans so far about this game #and considering how much of the 'the characters are so badly written:!!' ive seen about this game #which made me not pick up the game for years bc i genuinely thought the stuff ppl were bringing up would make it a bad game #while i'm currently absolutely hysterical loving almost everything #really reinforce to me that i just don't want to discuss it with ppl like i discuss anything else #i already know that some ppl complain about two characters having narrative similarities and yet the 'writing is bad' #bc they don't like each other at the end #and it just reminds me so much of d///a2 bullshit about the A/nders and F/enris dynamic #'wee why don't they listen to each other if they did they would know they should get along' #like you get along with anyone who has the same past and trauma than you lmao #no amount of relatability is going to change the 'yes but consider: they're the most annoying person i know' feeling #and for what i can tell on those two charas it's a bit of the same type of deal so now im seething #ANYWAY. #ichatalks #edit: the reply has been deleted so it should be all good and all #but also even if you dont know who i'm talking about don't drop example in the comments of #'omg it's me with this chara' #bc since you don't know what i'm talking about there's still a chance you'd spoil me on my game #which is. hilarious bc the comment i got was exactly that it's genuinely so funny #lucky i was spoiled but YEAH POINT IS #dont drop example in comments you might hit bullseye on the chara i'm talking about #and it'd be a spoiler for me LMAO #i might know my spoilers but i'm trying so hard to pretend like i don't see the red flags #and being reminded of them does end up taking me out a bit #STILL THO THE SITUATION WAS REALLY FUNNY JUST NOW LMAOO

[mattdcblog]

Both guy and Ted are canonically fans of star trek. What I'm saying is that, if given room to confront their differences and talk honestly with each other, especially with the growth they've gone through (more guy than Ted), they might be able to tentative, if not good frie- [I'm dragged away by a pack of eagles before I can continue]

#matt talks #ill have to reread a couple things before i can 100% ascertain if this makes sense but #i yearn so badly to see the jli group forego drama and hysterics and just have an honest conversation with each other #btw im not saying that them like. hanging out and being like 'yeah im sorry for that thing and xyz' would make everything better. but i do- #-like the idea that. had things gone differently. they might have had a genuine friendship wayyyyy sooner #but also not sure if guy would forgive him. maybe he already has. its been so fucking long since those things happened maybe neither of- #-them even care anymore. #idk. i might delete this later i dont know how coherent it is #anyway lalalala. guy references star trek in the tomasi run thats what made me think of this

[tbcanary]

yet again i say everyone who argues about what is and is not in character for jason needs to stop fighting each other and unite against our common enemy, scott fucking lobdell

#i'm looking back through outlaws for an edit #and like i have such. feelings. i have so many feelings. #this is the first comic i read! and there are parts of it i still genuinely enjoy and which tug at my emotions in certain ways! #but going back to it now after having read other things is so. like. #what the fuCK #WHAT THE FUCK !!! #it's funny to me. it's honestly hysterical. like i'm not mad about it to be clear i've been cackling over it for an hour #i think it's so. like. why did they do this. why did they give jason evil-sensing blades and a background with a magical monk society #why did they do roy so dirty. why did they do KORI so dirty. #i love the three of them as a relationship and a dynamic but so much of this comic is absolute nonsense kjvnxkbjngk #anyway. ANYWAY. #i will die on the hill of like. the reason why everyone has such warped views of jason is because his rewrites have completely changed him #like every single aspect of him #multiple times #and so it's really hard actually to get a grip on who he is! because like. do you want the bloodthirsty one who kept trying to kill tim. #or do you want the somewhat relatable (weakly written) young lost man looking for love and family wherever he can get it #or do you do what i do and treat them as two separate characters in two separate boxes in your mind closet #so that you don't have to consider the fact that everything about him is absolute jumbled fucking nonsense #this also goes for j/a/y/r/o/y. a ship i absolutely adore and love. #it's very like. ok which version of jason tho. which version of roy. it had better not be outlaws roy i will gut you-- #i have so many feelings about this little trio. this post is brought to you by jason saying kori would never have to know life without him. #THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PLATONIC. ALLEGEDLY. NORMAL BESTIE MOMENTS. #ugh. ugh ugh guhhhhgiuuhbngjkn ugh. #don't cancel me for enjoying some parts of outlaws ok. i have a complicated relationship it's not uncritical it's just that i love them. #text.tb

[pepprs]

the way i am going to need to be tranquilized and sedated to get through tomorrow. god fucking help me

#purrs #particularly from like 1:30-3:30 specifically. i do not know how i will be able to get work done. i do not know how i am going to be able to #not fucking die. i really feel like i am going to pass out. i can’t do this i really truly genuinely cannot #every time i remember. like just… there are implications of this i have not even THOUGHT OF yet. that haven’t even crossed my MIND that are #still so engrained in my life and way of thinkjng and being. and i don’t know ifim gonna make her uncomfortable or panicked or guilty by #sobbing my eyes out not to mention other people witnessing that but there is NO WAY im gonna be able to not sob hysterically. this is #legitimatelt one of the most painful things that has ever happened to me in my whole life which says something about how much pain i have #experienced as a human being and how ridiculous it is that im freaking out over this LOL. but ummmmmm. this is……. this is so bad. i think #everything after tomorrow will be very hard (because i’ll miss her terribly) but it’ll be okay because it’s like this is the reality and now #we have to just like move forward and yeah im gonna have breakdowns on here abt how i feel like we aren’t properly grieving it or whatever a #and how i want time to like cope with it and not keep movi ng at 38472974mph WHILEALSO trying to not convey panic. but it’s been this #excruciating mindfuck of a situation bc she’s still HERE. STILL USING THE ‘WE’ THE DAY BEFORE SHE LEAVES! LIKE WHAT IS GOING ONBNNN THE COGN #COGNITIVE FUCKING DISSONANCE OF IT ALL!!!!! and like seeing her and having her stuff still around and whatever is um. it’s bad. it’s really #making it hard for me to accept that this is happening. so tomorrow is it then and we will drag ourselves through it and i swear to god i #will be hysterically crying. maybe even as i walk in and see her there knowing it’s the last time. LOL. like how do i not…. omgggggggg 😍😍😍😍😍 #this is so so so bad. why is this happening. not only is it embarrassing and humiliating but it’s like girl thisis an office this is work it #it’s really not that big a deal. BUT IT IS. TO US. TO ME. WHY IS SHE DOING THIS? i am about to punch the WALL. but nothing will help or make #it better until time passes or if she randomly decides not to do it. idk .i just can’t believe it. im so angry and sad and hurt and scared. #tomorrow will straight up kill me. it really actually seriously will. i don’t know how im gonna get through it. LOL #delete later