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icharchivist · 1 year
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icharchivist · 1 year
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I understand the need to isolate Mina due to her psychic link to Dracula, but i think there should be an alternative of: if Dracula is going to spy on her? Take advantage of that. By having Mina stay alone with van Helsing while van Helsing is elaborating on every single metaphors he’s ever used that are unrelated to vampire hunting.
Defeating the Count by making sure that if he spies on Mina, he would just get the longest, most incomprehensible corn monologue in the world so much so that it just gives him a headache. This is a perfect plan, how to i tell the hunting team that,
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icharchivist · 4 months
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JSHSKDHDKDBDKDHD
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icharchivist · 1 year
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icharchivist · 2 years
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out of all the things to expect from Dracula, i didn’t expect to see, in the text, van Helsing going “oh my GOD we’re ACTUALLY a polycule”
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icharchivist · 7 months
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how do i remove that creepy clown from staring at me on my dashboard
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icharchivist · 2 years
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now Twitter is making so many jokes about the Sexyman poll killing the Queen and this is so fucking funny, november 5th 2020 energy on the TL today
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icharchivist · 4 months
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Baby time
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icharchivist · 2 months
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OK IT SHOULD BE WORKING
I'm live on Granblue Fantasy Relink on Twitch!
pinning this post, will unpin the moment i stop playing!
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icharchivist · 4 months
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crying at a French meme rn i need to share
"Frodo" from Lord of the Rings was localized "Frodon" in french, which also sounds similar to "Fraudons" (which would be "Let us fraud"/"let's fraud")
The Parisian District has unveiled that they intend to massively up the prices of the Parisian Metro for the upcoming Olympic Games, to encourage Parisians to pay before that so they can take money from tourists (fucking booo)
which led to this:
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and i've been losing it for the past hour over it. help me.
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icharchivist · 2 months
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this feels like a fever dream, hold on
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icharchivist · 4 months
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link to the video
anyway i keep thinking about this
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icharchivist · 1 year
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i am so tired
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icharchivist · 4 months
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Idk what pictures i posted or not. But baby dump.
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icharchivist · 3 months
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so little insanity moment i hope you'll excuse me a sec, related to Mystery Blorbo.
so yesterday i had a Icha Insanity Level 10 Moment where i kinda spiraled down crying and all about Mystery Blorbo literally all day that led me, as one does, to spam my bestie who knows about them 30 messages including at least 3 different homemade memes i've made about them, while i also collected various pictures again of Mystery Blorbo.
And, as a normal person does, i realized i could make a collage of the pictures i had in my files about them and put it on my wall.
so i start selecting which pictures i want to print in a word document (it takes 22 pages, i put multiple pictures by pages tho) and then look for my Blu-Tack (? google translation says it's how you say it the paste that fixes papers on wall) but i can't find it for the life of mine.
so i figure my masterplan has to wait, and ideally, while i go buy some Blu-Tack to a stationary store, i might as well use their printers to print pictures bc my own is bad with colors in general.
except as one does, it obviously haunts me all night, and i wake up uneased thinking i need to at least find the Blu-Tack today. Plus i need to do some restock on meds and grocery shopping anyway.
I prepare myself to go, and since my family just decided to annoy me today, i needed some comfort and i put my little custom made Mystery Blorbo plush in my bag to accompany me, but then i realize it's Sunday, and on top of that, a holiday, so the majority of stores are closed.
I figure my plans have to wait tomorrow. But for some reasons, i'm in full state of unrest. I can't focus on anything i just want to go hunt for it.
So i figure, screw it for the stationary shop, i can find some Blu-Tack on some hyperstore, and a couple of them are still opened today (ironically, not the one closest to my home that i would have gone to otherwise, so i have to look for an unusual store for it). So here starts my quest for it.
I blast my Mystery Blorbo's playlist in my ears (as i always do), and i go out full of Mystery Blorbo's thoughts in the quest of Blu-Tack so i can hang Mystery Blorbo's pictures in my living room.
First store i go to, where the Blu-Tack is next to cooking objects, they ran out of Blu-Tack. Shame.
I decide not to give up though and start going through more stores. 2nd Store i go, where the item is near the bathroom supplies? no luck either.
I think about going to a 3rd store at the opposite of the city, because one of the other bigger store i could go to is usually closed on Sunday. But, while i'm way underway, halfway between the store i disregarded and the store i was going to, i have a slight moment of "but i should check if it's REALLY closed though", and turns my feet around to check that store.
what i didn't consider is that today being a holiday where we usually consume a specific cake -- the store in question was actually opened. to sell emergency cakes.
When i go to this store, i usually go to the floor with food on it, so i never linger on parts of the store with utility objects, which is two floors above. but i know my way to it, and i move up.
And so i move to the Blu-Tack corner. Which is, unlike every place i've been before, in a corner with various hobbies related things surrounding the aisle.
and legit just next to it, there's an item i can't enter into details about --- related to Mystery Blorbo, that has no business being here, that i legit ALMOST BOUGHT ONLINE TWO WEEKS AGO. AND THEN I DIDNT. BECAUSE I THOUGHT HAVING IT DELIVERED HERE WOULD BE A PAIN. and also the one store i found it on wasn't really trustworthy.
literally JUST NEXT to the Blu-Tack. JUST next to it. Like ONE STEP away of distance from it. I could see it from standing in front of the Blu-Tack.
And i'm trying to keep it vague because the less you know about it the better for me (don't try to guess please), but it's not something i expected to find here. Like, it's not from something i'd expect to find easily in stores. And the item in question is also supposed to be pretty niche and only found in very specific stores, but this specific version was not on shelves last time i checked because it wasn't popular even in its niche.
I had a demented plan of making a collage of Mystery Blorbo, then had a nice so full of unrest i remade my whole plan, improvised because today everything is closed and nothing should have been doable, went to stores where i wouldn't have found the item that happened to have ran out of Blu-Tack, thought about going to a store THAT IS USUALLY CLOSED on Sunday and is only opened for the holiday, on an aisle i don't even usually come CLOSE to, to find the fucking Blu-Tack that started my journey, all that while blasting my Mystery Blorbo songs and holding my Mystery Blorbo plush in my bag, and it's at the end of this absolutely insane journey i found an item i've been CONVEYING that i was told wouldn't be found on here because it's too niche to be there, RIGHT. HERE.
Am i insane or is this insane. Like i remind you the whole thing with Mystery Blorbo is that they first started appearing in my dreams out of nowhere, haunting me, giving me legit fever dreams when i didn't buy something about them i found so much so i almost sleptwalk my way into going to buy it 4 TIMES in the same night, that i learnt they've showed up multiple times in the last decade of my life at various moments that made me curious in them but not enough to get into their stuff, that i had actual magazines full of articles that talked about him at my mom's place, hell pretty recently i also found times in my childhood (very early) where i almost got into something adjacent to it (my bestie says it counts because when i recalled the details she was crying laughing at how specific it was), also while i happen to own stuff related to the motif linked to this character from waayy before that, and much more things i can't even start to point out to lest i remove the mystery all together---
And then after another unrestful night thinking about them and making insane plans about them, which i was supposed to postpone but was too unrestful to postpone, i fucking find. This thing. in the most crazy level of circumstances there is.
also another layer is that i've been talking about the item to my bestie and was lamenting how more expensive it was online (esp with delivery fees) than in store, and my bestie, bless her soul, had had plans to find it for me ------- but she couldn't find it anywhere online. (like i tried to dissuade her but she's too sweet)
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(small explanation to friend about my reasons for finding it)
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(the typos are kept for autenticity as i was in a hurry, on my phone, and also genuinely shaking)
so long story short i'm adding this to the list of "i think Mystery Blorbo is haunting me because this is not normal" that keeps growing every single day. i feel ill.
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icharchivist · 5 months
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Plush among plush
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