#bolo speaks

[agnesandhilda]

judith slaying holofernes by artemisia gentileschi c. 1620 - edited by me using online image editor

#bolo speaks #judith and holofernes #artemisia gentileschi #I clipped this instead of using the full image bc using the entire canvas made picking out specific bloodstains a nightmare

[agnesandhilda]

image desc: a screenshot of a tiktok by @/quoe with the text "when you try center-pulling a skein and its yussy prolapses" which shows a white person with a bun, beard, and glasses and a disappointed expression pulling apart a skein of bright yellow yarn, with an interior that has come out from the rest and started to messily unwind

#bolo speaks #fiber art #knitting #crochet

[agnesandhilda]

YOUR body is a temple my body is a museum

#bolo speaks

[agnesandhilda]

why are people so insistent on femme guys being bottoms. have you considered that maybe he's a blouse?

#bolo speaks

[agnesandhilda]

nicki minaj heard a song with one (1) general reference to women defending men close to them that they know are rapists/abusers and made a four-minute track going L + dead mom + you're lying about your assault

#bolo speaks #guess who just listened to big foot #megan thee stallion

[agnesandhilda]

sources in order below the cut

https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/house-speaker-race-vote-kevin-mccarthy-watch-live-stream-today-2022-01-05/

https://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1610316616679530497

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/3800979-gaetz-votes-for-trump-for-speaker-on-7th-ballot/

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/04/biden-house-speakership-00076322

https://youtu.be/YhkH_VpPZWQ

https://apnews.com/article/politics-united-states-government-house-of-representatives-us-republican-party-billy-long-5dc5377382e010d1071c7afbfb694f3b

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/elon-musk-tweets-support-kevin-mccarthy-speaker-vote-heads-third-day

https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/house-speaker-vote-kevin-mccarthy-gop/card/mccarthy-on-track-to-lose-the-tenth-ballot-for-speaker-H9ca2vXmZ34ff2GoDsJ1

#bolo speaks #us politics #speaker of the house #kevin mccarthy

[agnesandhilda]

reading goodreads reviews for a book I just finished has really put in perspective how far removed I've gotten from what most people find disturbing

#bolo speaks #the book was chouette by claire oshetsky btw #I read it as a piece of creative nonfiction but it didn't even *occur* to me to be creeped out by the hunting scenes #the gulf between me and booktok ppl on goodreads is insurmountable #calx beware

[agnesandhilda]

widespread use of circlusion as a concept would be great for the timeless literary enterprise of bringing all stories back to sexual neurosis

#bolo speaks #this is a compliment btw I LOVE weird sex interpretations of stories. don't always agree with them but they're never boring #you've got the classic phallic symbolism sword cigar etc but what about things that ENVELOP others in a dominating way #tragically unexplored!

[agnesandhilda]

oklahoma senator tom woods should be shot in the street

#bolo speaks #responding to a question about why he and his fellow oklahoma republicans target queer people in the wake of nex benedict's murder by #calling trans people “filth” that he opposes. he should be murdered for real #let stochastic terrorism come home 🤷‍♀️

[agnesandhilda]

I hate the girl math meme so much. I get it feminine urge this feminine urge that but you cannot swerve back into parroting stereotypes!! girl math is being the world's first computer programmer

#bolo speaks

[agnesandhilda]

crochet is vertical and knitting is horizontal. hope that helps

#bolo speaks #fiber art #crochet #knitting

[agnesandhilda]

the semester has just started but the other people in my creative writing are already getting on my nerves. Unlike me who is very cool and not angsty or obnoxious at all

#bolo speaks #ugh. writers <- also a writer

[agnesandhilda]

*trixie mattel voice* and always remember that it's cunt, not can't

#bolo speaks

[agnesandhilda]

"how do I get women to like me?" well step one is to stop thinking of "women" as a monolith that all have the same likes dislikes and opinions

#bolo speaks #I just watched a youtube video about online pickup artist classes

[agnesandhilda]

takes my fanny pack off and starts swinging it around as a weapon like some kind of dad barbarian

#bolo speaks

[agnesandhilda]

foolproof solution to eczema exacerbated by fabric contact: no clothes

#bolo speaks #wearing a shirt makes me so itchy post-shower sometimes #probably because hot showers make my eczema mad at me but that'll never make me stop <3