did you end up finding the girlfriend amv on a decent quality?
no it just suffers from the incurable disease of being from 2008 and honestly? that's part of its charm.
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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 : 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒕𝒘𝒐 ♡ 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.
per request in high demand , here’s a second list of absolutely batshit , out of pocket things my original character has said. triggers and nsfw will be present in this specific meme.
“ there aren't enough men crumbling at my feet. ”
“ knocked loose pit , but it's just me shaking my ass for dollars to ARF ARF! ”
“ i need to girlypop in the pit so bad. ”
“ i wanna beat my father with his own bones. ”
“ he is so mean and unfriendly , i have GOT to fuck him. ”
“ cream cheese wontons , my beloved . . . ”
“ it's okay to not have a valentine on valentine's day. i didn't have a father on father's day. ”
“ can i put ‘ gives great head ’ on my resume? ”
“ there's either a latte or vodka in this mug. ”
“ the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear jewelry. ”
“ sometimes you're just a 25 second ryan kirby scream away from mental clarity. ”
“ this bitch will be like , ‘ i’d rather die than have a complex thought ’ , and then text me at 2am to tell me the deepest introspective shit i’ve ever heard. ”
“ just know that if i ever slept with you , it was an act of self–harm. ”
“ if loving sluts was a crime , i'd do life. ”
“ i crawled out of my coffin like this. ”
“ some of you didn't grow up a stigmatic and it shows. ”
“ life update : cheeks still fat enough to be clapping when i breathe. ”
“ hey , sorry i've been radio silent. i self–isolated to be quirky. ”
“ ask me what's in my fanny pack. yes , it is spaghetti , and yes there’s also garlic bread. you never know when a bitch will get hungry. it’s my first aid kit. ”
“ when you're mean to me , do you stop to consider i have a huge rack? ”
“ i’m aware he’s committed several atrocities , but have you stopped to consider he’s my babygirl? ”
“ i don’t have mental stability. i have a fat ass. it’s an equal trade off. ”
“ having a soul connection with a man is so embarrassing. i need to be lobotomized. ”
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Prompt: Write a movie concept involving Sam Reich's (more specifically his persona as a mildly demented game show host on Dropout) journey into manic supervillainy and the ensuing over-the-top ridiculous clashes with his archnemesis: Brennan Lee Mulligan.
Title: Dropout or Die: The Sam Reich Ascension
Tagline: Discover the true Reich of chaos
Logine: Dropout kingpin Sam Reich, fueled by a potent blend of Mountain Dew and existential dread, ascends to supervillainy. Now, armed with a nonsensical army of internet randos and armed with a twisted version of his game shows, he challenges his archnemesis, the wholesomely heroic Brennan Lee Mulligan, to a series of increasingly ridiculous battles for the fate of the internet.
Characters:
Sam Reich: The once-beloved host of Dropout, now a manic supervillain obsessed with proving the superiority of internet culture. He wields outdated memes and viral trends as his weapons.
Brennan Lee Mulligan: The wholesome and athletic champion of all that is good on the internet. He uses his teamwork skills and genuine charisma to counter Reich's chaotic schemes.
The Dropout Army: A ragtag group of internet personalities, gamers, and forum dwellers, manipulated and fueled by Reich's promises of internet domination.
The Algorithm Avengers: Brennan's team of allies, including a conspiracy theory-debunking librarian, a teenage coding prodigy, and a surprisingly buff cat influencer.
Plot:
Sam Reich, the host of the increasingly unhinged game show "You Don't Know Jack," snaps. Fueled by a potent concoction of Mountain Dew, existential dread, and the pressure to stay relevant, he discovers a hidden internet artifact – the "Scroll of Clickbait." This ancient scroll grants him the power to manipulate the very fabric of online trends and memes.
Corrupted by power, Reich declares himself "Overlord of the Algorithm" and vows to reshape the internet in his twisted image. His first target? His former co-host and foil, Brennan Lee Mulligan, the embodiment of wholesome online content.
Reich unleashes a series of absurd challenges based on warped versions of his game shows. Contestants are forced to participate in real-life "Wikipedia Races" with dodgeball-wielding librarians, decipher nonsensical riddles based on outdated memes, and navigate obstacle courses filled with internet trolls.
Brennan, ever the champion of good, rallies his own team – The Algorithm Avengers. They consist of an unlikely bunch: a conspiracy theory-debunking librarian with surprising martial arts skills, a teenage coding prodigy who can manipulate social media algorithms, and a surprisingly buff cat influencer with a massive online following.
Each battle is a hilarious spectacle of internet culture come to life. Reich throws everything at Brennan – weaponized cat videos, comment section arguments manifested as physical beings, and a sentient pop-up ad monster. Brennan counters with clever use of teamwork, witty banter, and the unexpected tactical advantage of catnip grenades (courtesy of the buff cat influencer).
The climax involves a showdown within a virtual reality game show arena created by Reich. Brennan and his team must navigate a series of challenges that parody classic internet experiences – from navigating a comment section filled with angry trolls to escaping a pop-up ad labyrinth. In the end, it's not brute force that wins, but Brennan's genuine connection with the online community. He uses his social media influence to expose Reich's manipulations, causing the internet users to abandon him.
Themes:
The power and pitfalls of internet culture.
The importance of genuine connection and collaboration.
The fight against manipulation and misinformation online.
Humor:
Slapstick humor based on internet memes and online experiences come to life.
The absurdity of Reich's schemes and his reliance on outdated internet trends.
Witty banter and self-referential humor referencing Dropout shows and internet culture.
Ending Scene:
A defeated Reich, stripped of his powers, is forced to return to hosting a low-budget web series about obscure historical facts. Brennan, hailed as the champion of the internet, celebrates with his team. However, in a post-credits scene, a shadowy figure emerges from the dark corner of the internet, holding a mysterious artifact – a dusty VHS tape labeled "Myspace Mayhem." The figure cackles, hinting at a future villain even more terrifying than the Overlord of the Algorithm.
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The catgirl of this Monday Meow is Blair from Soul Eater!
Blair is a monster cat who was capable of shifting from human form to her full cat form. She is capable of performing magic and, in true cat fashion, has nine lives. Generally speaking, Blair is fun-loving and affable, with little to no shame associated with her physical form. Her name is a reference to the Blair Witch Project.
Media: Anime/manga
Genre: fantasy, action, comedy
Year: 2004-2013
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The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System vol 3
The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System vol 3
This is part of my growing number of Mo Xiang Tong Xiu posts. If you want to find more, check out the author tag here.
A few days earlier, Shen Qingqiu couldn’t have gotten away from Luo Binghe fast enough, retreating three steps for every one he took. Now he didn’t want to do that sort of thing anymore. Retreating would make him look too much like a respectable woman kidnapped by a ruffian—too…
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why is everyone in Death Note either autistic and/or deranged?
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So we've all heard of the "I Want Song" genre in musicals.
But what about the "Let's talk about the bitch behind their back like they're not in the room" song, or "singing s*** behing a bitche's back". There's a surprising amount of them.
"Belle" from Beauty and the Beast
"Scrooge" from Muppet Christmas Carol
"Maria" from The Sound of Music
"Look at Me I'm Sandra Dee" from Grease
"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" from How The Grinch Stole Christmas
"Jackass In a Can" from Galavant
"Phony King of England" from Robin Hood
"Stepsister's Lament" from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella
"Non-Stop" from Hamilton
And, of course, the man, the myth, the legend...
"We Don't Talk About Bruno" from Encanto
You can learn a lot about a character and story from what they sing versus what other people sing about them.
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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 ♡ 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.
per request in high demand , here’s a list of absolutely batshit , out of pocket things my original character has said. triggers and nsfw will be present in this specific meme.
“ i acquired coffee and i know temporary peace. ”
“ all jokes aside , the idea of a gay agenda doesn’t make sense. if someone influences you to suck cock , you probably already wanted to suck cock. ”
“ i am way too hot and sleep deprived to deal with anything beyond the veil right now. ”
“ you got the motherfuckin’ right to remain violent. hollywood undead said so. ”
“ yeah , i have nfts. nice fuckin’ tits. ”
“ oh , you’re in his dms? you’re shooting your shot? i’m his sleep paralysis demon. i’m in the corner of his room reciting the bee movie script and there’s nothing he can do about it. ”
“ i don’t give a shit. if you tell me jack and sally weren’t mean to be i’ll take your kneecaps. ”
“ woke up feeling like it’d be a fine day to challenge god to a knife fight in a denny’s parking lot. ”
“ someone give my number to paul rudd or bill murray. ”
“ ( name ) , i am free tomorrow night for dinner tomorrow night when i am free. ”
“ the shrimp urge to fry rice. ”
“ the problem with pretty men is that they know it. ”
“ let’s all be real here. by now you know i only watched twilight for the dilfs. ”
“ speaking of november––– i think the whole ‘ no nut november ’ is admirable. not for me though. i’ll be substituting with no bra. you’re welcome. ”
“ i’m so hot today. and for what? to be perceived? no thanks. ”
“ what if i fed ( name ) to the new york rats . . . ? hail raatma type shit. ”
“ regular people? boring. only dilfs , cult leaders , and danger. ”
“ speaking of dilfs––– ”
“ thinking about them again. them is aliens. thinking about aliens again. ”
“ i have a masters in dilfology. ”
“ where are the dilfs? i was told there would be dilfs here. ”
“ my body is most definitely a temple , but that temple just so happens to be a year–round spirit halloween. ”
“ curse of michael myers tommy doyle was an aquarius. i will not elaborate. ”
“ it’s the audacity for me. instead of a spine , because you’re a spineless fucking coward , that’s where you store the audacity. ”
“ if you tell me i’m right about literally anything , i will have a spontaneous orgasm right then and there. you have stroked my ego to a nut. ”
“ what can i say? i’m in demand. ”
“ find the silver lining and offer the rats your enemies so you can befriend them and come to an agreement to leave each other alone. ”
“ i could break him. i could snap that fucker in half. ”
“ tits out on a friday in november is wild for sure. ”
“ my only redeeming qualities are that i have great tits and i’m literally always right. ”
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Prompt: generate a movie concept where at some point Anubis is forced to wear a dog cone.
Title: Dog Days
Tagline: He's barking up the wrong Underworld
Logline: A rebellious teenager accidentally summons Anubis, the Egyptian god of the dead, who gets trapped in the mortal world with a dog cone stuck around his head. Now, a mismatched team of a disgruntled deity, a tech-savvy teen, and a stray dog must solve a series of hilarious (and mildly deadly) puzzles to send Anubis back home.
Characters:
Anubis: A stoic and dignified god who takes his duties very seriously. Trapped in a dog's body with a humiliating cone, his powers are diminished and his frustration is amplified.
Max Oliver: A rebellious teenager with a fascination with the occult. He accidentally summons Anubis while trying to impress his classmates.
Cerberus: A stray dog with a mischievous streak. He recognizes Anubis despite the cone and forms an unlikely alliance with Max to help the god return home.
Bastet: The sassy goddess of cats (and Anubis' rival). She pops in occasionally, offering snarky advice and taking great pleasure in Anubis' predicament. (Cameo role)
Plot:
Max Oliver, a bored teenager desperate for attention, attempts a ritual from a dubious internet forum to impress his classmates. Instead of summoning a demon, he accidentally pulls Anubis, the Egyptian god of the dead, into the mortal world. Unfortunately, the ritual malfunctions, trapping Anubis in a golden retriever's body complete with an embarrassing plastic cone around his head.
Anubis, stripped of his powers and unable to return to the underworld, is forced to rely on Max's technological skills and Cerberus' knowledge of the city to navigate the human world. They must decipher a series of ancient riddles left behind by Bastet, who seems to be enjoying Anubis' misfortune a little too much.
Their quest leads them through hidden Egyptian artifacts in museums, forgotten catacombs beneath the city, and even a hilarious encounter with a dog park filled with suspicious-looking canines (some might be mythological creatures in disguise).
Along the way, Max learns about the importance of responsibility and respecting the power of the unknown. Anubis, forced to confront his own limitations and see the world through a dog's perspective, gains a newfound appreciation for life and the simple joys of belly rubs.
The climax involves solving a final puzzle that opens a portal back to the underworld. Max and Cerberus manage to send Anubis home, but not before he removes the cone with a dramatic flourish. Back in his own realm, Anubis, sporting a grudging respect for his unlikely companions, sends Max a small token of gratitude. (Maybe a magical dog treat that grants good grades?)
Humor:
The sight of a dignified god like Anubis trapped in a dog's body with a cone.
The clash between Anubis' serious personality and the chaotic world of teenagers and stray dogs.
Bastet's snide remarks and playful interventions.
Visual gags based on Anubis' struggle to navigate the world with limited sight and mobility.
Themes:
The importance of taking responsibility for your actions.
Finding friendship in unexpected places.
Looking beyond appearances to see the true nature of things.
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