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thelifeofacactus · 6 months

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If you had shown me a clip of Izzy Hands in drag singing la vie en rose last year, I would have dropped dead on the spot

#life changing #we've come so far from the superwholock queerbait days #con o'neill #izzy hands my beloved #our flag means death #ofmd #our flag means gay #izzy hands #cactus talks

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emblazons · 3 months

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And when Jonathan is looking at Mike and Will in S5 with his classic 🤨 and Nancy keeps wondering wtf he’s thinking about so they nearly get into another argument borne of their lack of communication—

—until he finally admits “there’s something going on with our brothers” and she does that like what? no *smile-laughs uncomfortably* head shake of hers…until some time passes and her inner investigative journalist, “I thought you were acting weird because of Will” self puts the shit together? What then?

#I honestly think this is a very likely scenario #right before her gently trying to talk to Mike about it and getting a cactus LMAO #bonus points for Robin asking HER what’s up and her being like ‘do you think my brother is…gay?’ and opening a WHOLE OTHER can of worms LOL #byler #jancy #stranger things

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heyhollow · 10 days

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Fellas, is it gay to bandage up your best bud in your bedroom after he got into a fight?

I'm so ill about them rn-

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skellabelle · 2 months

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Hermann does not appreciate Newt’s repeated attempts to get himself killed

Newt is just enjoying the attention

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bignickthethick · 3 months

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GREGORY YAOI SHOW!!!!!!!!! part of an art trade I did with @marvazoid

#gregory horror show #poor conductor #cactus gunman #poor conductor x cactus gunman #yaoi #yaoi art #gay #gay art #art trade #yass

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dozygay · 1 year

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Take me back to Palm Springs plz 🌵

#gay #gaypride #gayboy #gaylife #gayguy #gayman #palmsprings #cactus #pride #lgbt pride #moustache

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rpfisfine · 2 months

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rewatching the discord stream vod and here are some of my personal favourite moments

- Alex thinking aleksa was laughing at him after he spoke about an upcoming animal video and aleksa hurriedly reassuring him that he wasn't

- Alex calling aleksa sir?? and aleksa going "that's so nice! :)"

- the way Alex says outrageous at 1:08:01

- "bluey's hilarious I watch it all the time" - Alex (1:15:11) (he's just like me)

- them talking about 5sos at 1:16:10 (I'm a 5sos enjoyer) ("we've grown up" "and we're old and we're communists" hilarious bc I'm pretty sure they're the same age and I bet you could persuade a couple of 5sos to be socialist if theyre not already)

- "I've got like th- thir-" thirty?? black shirts??? (again, just like me) (1:16:49)

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hiiiiiiiiiiiii sorry for the late reply but ive finally managed to compile all of the moments you mentioned and add some of my own personal favorites for everyone to enjoy (aleksa never having met a woman, the gay son vs thot daughter debate, aleksa making a dog puppet out of his fingers and alex saying its the lamest thing he's ever done, alex doing the exaggerated conspiratorial "secret" blink at aleksa when he mentions their upcoming video being sensitive, and "aleksa, did you kick him?")

#ididathing #boy boy #alex apollonov #aleksa vulović #inshallah this uploads #alex openly admitting to watching and loving kid shows.............hes my special little boy sorry....no one gets it #asks #cactus anon #THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also the way aleksa looks over importantly at alex when he says that he would love both gay son and thot daughter 'as his children' ......#which could mean nothing.

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miss-star-dust · 6 months

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We all know Remus tended to not really care about himself, forgetting to eat, not sleeping properly etc.

So when it came to houseplants, do we think he wouldn't be able to keep one alive for the life of him? Like he'd manage to kill off a cactus.

Or do we think he'd be the type to religiously take care of it? Like he'd make sure to water it on a regular basis (depending on the plant), find a place for it to get sunlight, rotate it religiously and nearly kill the boys if anyone dared to go near it

Which do we think???

#remus lupin #remus caring for a houseplant #remus #lupin #moony #the marauders #marauders #dead gay wizards #houseplant #plants #cactus #cacti

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bearifyme · 4 months

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