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Imagine having Murder Family in this day and age where Abigail starts using internet slang and casually telling Will that Hannibal is serving cunt today and he’s just like “gross, let’s order pizza”

#hannibal

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A milk fic reference from Phil Lester in the year of our lord 2024???

#pete wentz was in the graveyard #KNEELING #phil what the fuck #big “okay but seriously imagine it” vibes #milk fic #dan and phil #phil lester #cactus talks

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Phil I am literally begging you to use a comma please please please

#his conjunctions are just freeballing #english language degree my ass #dan and phil #phil lester #cactus talks

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I am entirely unsurprised that Phil wrote gay Buffy fanfiction, but I didn't expect it to be good???

#I've read some bad fics #and that was passable #obviously he has an english language degree #but still #dan and phil #phil lester #cactus talks

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Now that there’s a gap in the market for a ghosthunting duo, Dan and Phil have the opportunity to do something so fucking funny right now

#dan and phil

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Physically I am in the conversation, but mentally I am reliving the nurse scene from Hannibal

#rent free #on repeat at all times #hannibal #will graham #nbc hannibal #cactus talks

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seems like a good time to repost this

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This is the gayest fucking sleepover I've ever been to

#dan and phil #🙄 #daniel howell #phil lester #cactus talks

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If you had shown me this lamp argument in 2012, I would've died on the spot

#dan and phil #fucking married ass bitches #daniel howell #phil lester #cactus talks

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podcast character body pillow

#biblically accurate cecil palmer

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You're laughing. A parasite is turning the cicadas gay and you're laughing.

#the doomsday conservatives are gonna have a field day with this one #science #cicadas #cactus talks

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Phil bby why are you pouring half a bottle of grenadine in?? 😭😭

#dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #cactus talks

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Phil's lil Rush reference ,,,, ,, updated Troye collab????

#a little morsel for the gays pls #troye sivan #dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #cactus talks

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"Let's go on to Dan's... glass of water" Jesus phil let the man live

#the immediate “shut the fuck up 😐” #dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #cactus talks

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Dan and Phil are single-handedly keeping Dragon City alive in the app store

#this is the most sponsorship effort I've seen since krave #daniel howell #phil lester #dan and phil #cactus talks

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes