17 Funny Foul-Mouthed Kids Whose Accidental Potty Mouth Skills Are Better Than Their Potty Training Skills
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"I fed you and now you MUST let me hug you....or choke you.."
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Its wholesome, I swear. People under the trans umbrella will enjoy this one
TW: None. Me being genderfluid and the mention of a Christian family but noting serious, or super religious.
so another story about one oof the kids I babysit-
I was drawing and she looks over and says "is that you?"
And I was drawing myself, so I was like "yeah!"
And she pauses and then was like "But the drawing looks diffrent."
And I was like "how so?"
And she said "It dosent look like a girl."
I am genderfluid, but this 6 year old in a strict Christian family didn't need to hear that so I simply was like:
"Oh. well why not?"
And she looked at me and then added "It dosent look like a boy either."
And I was surprised then risked asking again and asked "what does it look like?"
And this kid goes: "You. It looks like a you."
So apparently my looks are off the gender spectrum.
I thought this was hilarious, just like 'whats your gender?' and someone just is like 'me.'
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Fun quotes from work
(I work in a school) (me)
"what if we don't want to walk in a straight line? I wanna walk in a gay line. Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay!" "Oooo Ms. Mickey she's swearing!!" "Gay is not a swear Alex..."
"do you have a dad?" "No" "oh he dead?" "She could be sensative about that!!"
"I like your new hair David" "Yeah I know I'm pretty ☺️"
"being gay is weird 🤨" "no it's not." "Oh okay... 😐"
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Laid back ......??
I might be a laid back character ............ but trust me ......... I can lean forward real ............ K-W-I-K!
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My 8yo chastised me for forgetting something, and I said, “Sorry. I was thinking about dinosaurs.”
He said, “Really?!? I think about dinosaurs a lot too.”
(Given that we had a conversation about ceratosaurus ten minutes ago, I was aware of that fact. But he just thought it was an AMAZING COINCIDENCE.)
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OHHH @rottmnd (us,,))
Mama mia mama mia mne nuzhna lobotomia
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