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croissantatwaitrose · 10 months

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Today marks the 1 year anniversary of this blog, so to celebrate, for the first time in AGES… HERE’S A FIC!

Nothin too special or original.. just some giant!slime happening to find a tiny!quackity and uh… yeah y’all know the drill ☺️

C/Ws: vore, sorta fearplay, mouthplay blah blah blah all of that

Great. Just fantastic. Of course he managed to piss off all the wrong people, and get himself shrunk down. Quackity sighed. It wasn’t the first time it’d happened, and knowing his luck? It sure as hell wouldn’t be the last. He hoped, even with his shit luck, that he wouldn’t run into any of the wrong people, ones he’d pissed off or not. In fact, he had just decided that he did not want to see anybody until he had returned to his normal height, which was convenient timing to hear that familiar enthusiastic voice behind him.

“Hello Quackity from Las Nevadas! …you are Quackity from Las Nevadas, right?” The one time he did not want to see Slime. Again. Just fantastic. Quackity turned around to see the goopy man kneeling down to get a good look at him.

“Oh good! I knew it was you!” Quackity did admire how, no matter the circumstances, Slime always had that bright sparkle of life in his eye, even behind glasses. It never faded away, and it was the one thing that made him look remotely human. Still, as much as he admired the good spirits the slime hybrid possessed, he’d have to crush them here and now.

The thing was, Quackity had, in the little time and privacy that he got, researched on Slime’s species after the last time he’d been shrunk, and Slime had been acting oddly around him. He’d found out that slime hybrids were prone to experiencing intense predatory instincts, especially towards those of smaller species. What that essentially meant was Slime could and would eat him then and there, mercilessly. Slime wouldn’t have any idea what he was doing either, and slime hybrids, when they spot a vulnerable prey, intentionally or not, could very easily persuade that prey into doing exactly what they want. He didn’t exactly fear Slime, but he knew he needed to stay away from him.

“Look, Slime. I need to be away from people until this stupid fucking potion wears off. No offence, but that still most definitely includes you, and I hate to say it ‘n all, but especially you.” Slime frowned, not really understanding.

“But… you need me to take you back to Las Nevadas, don’t you? I mean, it’d take ages for you to get anywhere at that height!”

There it was, Quackity noted. The subtle persuasion. And although he hated to say it, Slime was right. Where they were currently? Ages away from anywhere, and that problem would be quintupled for Quackity.

“I… suppose you’re right. Take me back with you then.” Quackity tried to ignore his own instincts screaming to run away as he climbed onto the slime hybrid’s hand. To his slight surprise though, Slime didn’t act upon any instinct he may or may not have been having either, and instead walked at a leisurely pace while babbling about god-knows-what.

Quackity took that as an opportunity to get lost in his own thoughts. Well, he was certainly having thoughts of jumping off Slime’s palm, but that would even more certainly break every bone in his body if he did so. So he ruled that possibility out. Or maybe, just maybe, he’d manage to get all the way back to Las Nevadas without being eaten - or better yet - until he was back to his normal height. Quackity didn’t want to just wait to see how things played out, but it was pretty much the only thing he could do.

He had been lost in his thoughts for so long that he hadn’t even noticed his slimy companion going silent. His walking had slowed a little, too.

“You okay-”

Slime quickly cut him off.

“Have you ever wondered what it’s like to have someone inside of you, Quackity?” No use of full name. Definitely suspicious. He scoffed nervously.

“Depends uh… what type you mean.”

“I think you know exactly what I mean.”

There was a long pause.

“I suppose not.. not really. No.”

“I think about it a lot, Quackity.” His expression was unreadable. Blank.

“Was there a point in asking me this?”

Slime suddenly tightened and readjusted his grip, holding Quackity tightly in his fist. The duck man had the air knocked out of him, now he could barely breathe at all.

“S-slime please let me go- you have no idea what you’re doing!”

“Sure. I can let you go.”

Slime held Quackity over his mouth. It was then that the winged man noticed that the slime hybrid was drooling. Panic swept over him in that moment. How long had he been suppressing this??

“Oh shit- not like that!” Quackity yelled out, but it was already too late. Slime had already dropped him in his mouth. And it was a lot more… wet than he had expected - but then again - he wasn’t sure what he had expected anyway.

He didn’t have time to ask himself that, though, as the even wetter tongue immediately assaulted him: spinning him around, licking him all over, pinning him to the roof of his mouth - Slime was clearly enjoying himself. The loud rumbling of the slime hybrid’s stomach made him even more nervous. He couldn’t taste that good… could he?

Things were going quite fast though. Before he knew it, he was being swallowed to the growling depths below. He tried to squirm frantically, but it made no difference, other than making Slime purr. Was Slime walking now? Maybe. Quackity couldn’t really tell. All he knew was that he wanted to get out of there. He didn’t even know how safe he was, but based off of the situation at hand, he assumed that he wasn’t safe at all.

He chose to fight back rather than wait to find out. He shoved at a stomach wall, but all that happened was his hand going into the stomach wall. Quackity hadn’t even considered that was possible. He would’ve thought that was cool, if it weren’t for the fact he was incredibly scared for his life.

What wasn’t cool was that he could feel Slime patting at him. The fuck? Did he really have to rub it in (punintended 😛)?

So he was trapped in here and he couldn’t struggle? Fantastic.

~~~woo timeskip of 2 hours my bestie~~~

After what seemed like decades later, the walking stopped, then a slight gravity shift occurred. Quackity hadn’t even noticed or cared, he was just so bored of being trapped in this little space. Around ten minutes passed with nothing happening. Then, a hand plunged into Slime’s stomach, and poked around until it found the duck man. This, Quackity did notice. The hand grabbed him, and it was then that Quackity realised it wasn’t a hand at all, but a paw. A fox paw. Fundy had come to save him? How did he even know Quackity was there?

Fundy not-so-gently yanked Quackity out of there. Fundy’s paw and the whole of the duck man were coated in green slime. He patted Fundy’s paw as a non-verbal thanks, before looking around for Slime. He was asleep on a chair. Bastard.

(We are NOT going to talk about how I didn’t proofread this… okay)

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missoneminute · 8 months

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I haven't done one of these in literal years so thanks for the tag @cloud-based-and-rainpilled that is so sweet of you!

3 ships:

I literally only have one - P+C!

First ever ship:

Again I have only seriously ever had one, P+C, though I have had a few passing ones when watching dumb TV shows, like the two leads in Hemlock Grove (that was the point of that show right?)

Last song: Silver Springs, Fleetwood Mac (sorry Sarah) but along with Can't Stand Me Now there is no harder inter-band breakup burn in a rock song than the final lines of that track.

Last movie: Oh fuck ha... I routinely watch fucking dumb movies on purpose so I hope it's not some god awful rom com... no wait it was Annabelle, so a dumb horror movie, better.

Currently reading: I honestly haven't read a book since 2013 and I am not kidding. Last one I read was The Disaster Artist. Before I sound like a godless moron, I read mountains as a kid but now it just exhausts me after working nine hours a day writing and staring at words.

Currently watching: I don't have a TV show right now. I recently finished Wilderness which was dumb and fun though weirdly YA considering the themes. Oh wait I lie, I have started the new season of American Horror Story which so far is camp and amazing, a return to form, pleasingly.

Currently consuming: Raspberry Coke Zero, which I have to stop because I literally have two litres a day, like enough to be on a TV show about weird eaters with folks who consume plaster or whatever.

Currently craving: Control over my spending and general lifestyle. I can't be in a slump ten months a year then totally pumped and primed for the two around my vacation. I just need to live more.

Tagging: @suchasinistergame @lookthemoonissinging @jesuisgourde @upthebrackets @particularly-poppity @citronellaww @totallyfuckdup @sunflower-sid @novagreenbird @narcissusoffduty @mochiiparadise

So sorry if I forgot anyone!

#personal #fun stuffs

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trickerys-domain · 4 months

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Thank you @nanoa1foryou for tagging!!!

if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send/tag it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog!

60% - 70% of my wardrobe is vintage. During Covid I realized I wasn't happy with the way I dressed and nothing was holding me back from dressing how I wanted. It's now the 80's for me and I feel great.

I am horrendous at finishing things. Particularly games. Great at starting them tho. I think I just don't like it to 'end'.

My hair is ungovernable. It's straight but with the attitude of curly hair. I cannot style it beyond pony tails and braiding. it cuts nice at least so i've had good hair cuts through my life. rn it's a shag and it seems happy with that.

Tagging: @kjrjava @honhonpoutine @lord-of-the-cinnabon @solovelyanddry @zomb1edude @worldsspecialestboy @kellerybird

No obligation tagees, only if you want to!!!

#fun stuffs #me

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jup1t3rzzz · 9 months

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new intro post?!?!?!?!

hii!!! i’m Jupiter :) my pronouns are it/he. imkinda just here sometimes.

im probably just going to be ranting on here. stick around if you want to hear everything that goes thru my mind

my current fandoms:

DTEVEN UNIVERSE STEVEN UNIVERSE OHHH I LOVE THAT SHOW SO MYCHH

ultrakill

the owl house

aaaand minecraft (nOT THE DSMP)

anyway talk to me!! interact!! i am an attention whore

#intro post #fun stuffs #i fucking love rice #jupiter talks is already a tag???#who stole my name /j

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blackberrybrambles · 1 year

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So why did Moon decide to keep eating meat despite the ostracizing he knew he would face? Was it before or after he met Sun?

Okay so by and large a lot of important information pertaining to this can be found here, as it'll actually explain a LOT of what's going on with Moon. But I'll throw more under the cut to explain in... Quicker detail.

Basically, Moon would have been ostracized regardless of whether or not he chose to eat meat. Because Moon is a "Blighted Fae", and ergo considered to be a bad omen. His life before was not a pleasant one.

He was born from hate and spite and was rejected by his parents. Thus resulted in him being taken in by a Bear (named "Hawthorne"), who from that point on became his mother. She nursed him as if he were her own baby. She invaded bee hives to get honey for him. She loved him and she nurtured him. She caught fish and other animals to feed him once he desired to eat solid foods.

He had tasted raw meat before even attempting to integrate himself back into Fae society. But by and large, he survived as a street urchin. He wound up being stunted as far as his education went, because it wasn't until he was more grown and ergo able to start threatening others that he was able to start forcing them to teach him how to better speak, read, and write.

He's actually a bit older than Sun, but not by much. And he grew slower due to his poor care, because a bear can't quite provide the same as proper Fae parents.

Sun was the only one who didn't hate him. Sun would go out of his way to try and interact with Moon. And Sun was so tempted by Moon's behavior that he dared to taste raw meat in secret, while alone with Moon. And he concluded that it was delicious. He avoided being ostracized as a result only because Moon never told on him. Moon didn't tell because he cared about Sun, and didn't want to see them hurt.

So basically, Sun and Moon have been together nearly their whole lives, save maybe a decade. Moon was born to be hated, and Sun rejected the notion of that prejudice.

#ask #fun stuffs

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awkward-fallen-angel · 2 years

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i was tagged by @rainbowbonnet to this picrew! Thanks for always including me Addi <3, this was super fun!

It a me! (I used piercings in place of my dimples... I love my dimples)

I tag (with no pressure at all) @leatherdaddyteach @stedebonnit @blackbcnnets @neine @mxmollusca ... and who ever else wants to do it!

#addi you caught me at a good time I was literally just chilling ;P #tag game #mutual game #fun stuffs #tumblr shenanigans

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arijensineink · 1 year

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Pick Your Poisons Tag 😈

Thank you @comicgoblinart for the tag!

This one is so cute. Bold your favorite poisons.

coffee or tea • canon or fanfiction • batman or superman SPIDERMAN • hot or cold • meadows or forests • lakes or the sea • water w/ ice or water w/ no ice • baths or showers • black or white • soup or salad • gold or silver • jewelry or no jewelry • money or power • kindness or respect • apples or oranges • flowers or succulents • digital notes or handwritten notes (i need both to come close to functioning) • science or history • ancient Greece or ancient Rome • jeans or sweats

I'll tag @angelsofprey @coffeewritesfiction @kerricaine and @gailynovelry !

#taggies #fun stuffs #writing community #writeblr

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inbarfink · 2 months

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You can choose *One* of these mildly non-human traits to have.

#poll #my polls #polls #tumblr polls #random polls #tumblr poll #poll time #fun stuff

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o0kawaii0o · 19 days

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ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

#I have been drawing more pre time skip stuff then actual recent stuff of OP #pre time skip really just had this dumb (but fun) energy #ah don't get me wrong tho OP is still very much a joy #in case you were actually wondering - yes sanji gave zoro that keychain as a joke but uwu #working on 1 more silly drawing atm!#one piece #op #roronoa zoro #op nami #luffy #monkey d luffy #o0kawaii0o

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justvoidsdumbstuff1 · 16 days

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My Oc in pixel art!

#cool pixel art #yay #fun stuffs #Oc

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topbottomswitchblade · 1 year

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it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something... i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

#text #mine #ON THE REAL i'm like rule breaking is cool. also i know you're busy and stuff.#fight the power #i'll beat you for fun later #best hits

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lgbtlunaverse · 7 months

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Nothing will dispell the "the curtains were just blue" myth faster than writing something yourself, because the amount of pretentious symbolism i am putting in my silly little fanfics is ridiculous. I mean SO much with these words, literally every single one of them. This fic has twenty five typos and zero correct uses of punctuation but if there's curtains you bet your ass I put thought into what colour they were.

#writing #fic writing #like this is stuff i'm doing for fun with my perfectionism meter turned down as far as i can get it #and i am still thinking about it A LOT #talk to me about how in red string fic jgy perceives the memory block both as syrup and as mud but nmj thinks it feels like blood #it's just a thing in their heads that mentally feels kind of thick and sticky but they both made something different of it #it's about issues with cleanliness / lies as a way to craft an illusion of a better lopking world vs the constant violence nmj lives in

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goldensunset · 8 months

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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

#fascinating stuff. let’s see if i (person with the worst executive dysfunction when it comes to doing laundry) remember it #i literally have this issue where i’ll let dirty clothes pile up in the laundry basket for an entire month #like it takes me that long to get around to it #and then- who would’ve thought- i find that i don’t have anything good to wear. strange!#finally did it last night and i’m like ohhh that was so difficult but the payoff finally #augh #peach rambles #hall of fame i guess #shut up about socks. idc.#this was a fun positivity post of sorts it’s about overcoming executive dysfunction #derailing into jokes about losing socks is. it’s not horrible but just boring and annoying #it was supposed to be celebration!! and encouragement!!!

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blackberrybrambles · 1 year

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Oooh! And talking more about the future, which of them is the one to decide they do want to be friendlier instead of just polite? To let go of the resentment and want to form something more? I assume some of it happens naturally, but maybe there is a realization one day?

I'm guessing it would be Sun or Briar first taking those steps, since Sun makes an effort to be polite despite his anger, (although maybe it would be harder for Briar since she is aware now that mistakes can happen by ignorance and might fear taking the wrong step might earn her more ire from the fae) and Moon seems to be the angriest about it all.

But I wonder how that hurt might be walked through in this case. In the lore post it is said that Moon by choice of his diet is completely shunned by the majority of his kind. Maybe he'll get to relate to Briar in that loneliness where she can never return to all she knew? Where she now must live apart from her own kind, kind of like he does (even though it wasn't really by her own choice?)