#fuck you john wells

[dqbbiegallaqher]

i hate john wells for so many things but him going from PADDY MAGUIRE WHO LOVES HIS DAUGHTER (MANDY) MORE THAN ANYTHING AND HAS A GAY TWIN BROTHER WHOSE WEDDING HE HELPED PAY FOR AND BOUGHT MICKEY A BRIGHT PINK LIMO to TERRY MILKOVICH WHO IS A LITERAL NAZI AND SA’D HIS DAUGHTER AND TRIED TO KILL HIS GAY SON (MICKEY AND MANDY) I CAN NEVER FORGIVE

#fuck you john wells #also ruining mickey and mandys relationship?? #like she was getting murdered and the forst thing she did was call mickey #and he became a firefighter because of the guilt he felt about not saving her #also erasing the girlboss queen that is Mimi Mcguire hello?? #i love the mcguires more than the uk gallaghers you guys don’t get ittt 😭😭 #okay i’m done bye 😭 #shameless #shameless us #shameless uk #terry milkovich #mickey milkovich #mandy milkovich #paddy maguire #mickey maguire #mandy maguire #mimi maguire

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

john wells hate club

#he is both the source of my happiness and my misery #literally name one shameless character who had a good ending #don’t even say ian because his was good but not great sorry not sorry #or mickey #shameless #john wells #fuck you john wells #debbie gallagher

[shittysawtraps]

local teen copycat killer starts trapping people so john tracks her down but instead of trapping her he has a long conversation with her about the stresses in her life and how to better cope with them

#saw franchise #shitty saw traps #mod amanda #her: idk it’s just that school is so stressful and nobody treats me well there #john who’s trying so hard to be a good influence to balance out all his murders: have you considered that the world is unfair #and any power that you want you have to take #her: what the fuck man

[vaguely-concerned]

sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go

#the locked tomb #harrowhark nonagesimus #john gaius #harrow the ninth #this is why I don't buy john as misunderstood and initially well-meaning AT ALL #this is a pattern you see with him again and again and again -- right down to his interpersonal relationships #(and indeed it's in the more grounded interpersonal relationships you can most clearly see him as he is I think #the fantasy death empire of a thousand years doesn't register quite as viscerally because it's like. heightened; not quite real #but the emotional violence and manipulation that surrounds him? oh boy that is EXTREMELY real and scarily well-observed) #there's a premeditation to so much of what he does (contracts with planets that only end 'in the event of the emperor's death' anyone? #yeah john we get it you're hilarious and I wish you weren't) #the greatest trick john ever pulled was making anyone think he's just a lil guy. what does he know he's only god #when you first read the book the complete callousness of the other adults is so horrible that john seems like an oasis of care #(though you start to get this uneasy feeling when that care never seems to translate to like... relief or soothing or resolution) #and it makes it feel almost obscene when you find out what's actually going on #it's the mercy & augustine enabler hour but at least they're completely honest in their cruelty there #while john is -- well he sure is being john huh #this is just me being angry with him btw philosophically I don't think this is how the story will or should end #(with john slam dunked right into hell that is) #it's just... harrow is so vulnerable. and what he does to her is so insidious and fucked up #john is very deeply human. unfortunately the capacity to quite simply suck so much is deeply human too

[justcommander]

And that's why Michael got cool shades in this AU.

That feeling when you're just a teenager and already got cataract. Amongst the other things that damn possession and truck accident caused you But John is doing his best all on his own...!

#faith the unholy trinity #michael davies #john ward #my art #i need a name for this au of mine #Father and Children AU #why children? #well i don't like innocent teenagers dying #imma draw Amy too in this au sooner or later fuck that i ain't letting her die #Please do not be like John tho. #Bring people that got ran over by a truck to a hospital don't heal them at home while you exorcise them. #also i love Michael he's just a kid that poked a dead fox and he triggered a red exclamation mark on every cultist in the range of 10 km

[saragapen]

“Ah dinnae ken you wore dog tags, L.T”

#there’s no way this wouldn’t be canon #you know soap loves pulling ghost closer by the dog tags cuz it’s hot as fuck #and ghost loves the shit out of it even if he won’t ever say it #also I know damn well soap would ‘forget’ that ghost wears them only to pull a move like this #ghostsoap #soapghost #modern warefare ii #simon riley #john mactavish

[ringosmistress]

#i can't think of any more bluer eyes than that of ringo #he just fucking stares into your soul as well #I'm sure there are tons of people like this too #i need me a piercing soul starer too :( #John's eyes were something else as well #why did he have to die #fuck you mark #the beatles #john lennon #ringo starr #paul mccartney #george harrison #beatles

[river-of-wine]

I’ve been playing Red Dead Redemption and I am enthralled by every aspect of this guy

#red dead redemption #rdr #john marston #people say john was out of character in rdr2 as if you cannot feel that loser lifestyle still present in him #YOURE ALL GONNA BE MUERTO he has never been entirely cool that’s why I love him #bill and javier look the fuck out I’m coming #I’m so happy with this as well!! I really loved doing this piece #fanart #digital art #my art

[mitoad]

ok we need an e/se asian reader in the taskforce. the first time they get offered tea from price, thinking that it’s hong cha . ends up spitting it out after they take the first sip and realise it’s fucking earl grey . who teaches them torture methods that were simply just what their parents did to them as a kid . who is generally pretty nice, but can scare the living shit out of new recruits if they have to (once again, asian parent skill) . who leans over to price and discreetly asks ‘is that just a white people thing ?” whenever ghost and soap are on their shit .

just them being silly would be funny as fuck should out to all writers who do asian!readers we love you out here

(some of tags r important, please check them)

#written from a chi/malay perspective so may not be accurate to all east or se asian cultures #let’s be real they would make feisty recruits kneel on hard sand and shells for 40 mins if they messed up #that punishment FUCKED my knees as a kid istg #also sorry if this sounds biased against white people it’s really not #more based of how my international student friends sometimes ask ‘is this how your people act’ whenever they see stupid shi go on #sort of just a reflection of racism in asian culture as well i guess ?? #cod modern warfare #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #cod x reader #cod fanfic #john price #captain john price #captain price #john price x reader #price x reader #price cod #captian price #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost x reader #simon riley #john soap mactavish #johnny mctavish x reader #soap cod #soap x reader #soap x you

[basement-mirror]

¿QUIERES?

#hellblazer #john constantine #my art #welcome to the first art post of the new side #i bring to you 'what the fuck did he just roll' from hellblazer 63 #still not 100% happy with how im drawing john but oh well we'll get it eventually

[booperbeanv3]

I love your June Egbert, she looks like the protagonist of a Shoujo Manga.

worst manga ever lol

Ur ask inspired me to try my hand at moeshit again and i still suck at it but it was fun lol a guy's gotta return to his roots

#also thx the secret to my june egbert design is getting absolutely NO game #i get NO bitches and so i have to make the bitch #where's my moe moe nerdy gf HUH #In Going Godtier (turned me into a girl?!) protagonist JOHN (now JUNE) EGBERT is the first of her team to ascend in the game SBURB #bla bla bla impromptu sex change bla bla bla no one else gets sex changed (except maybe dave who was stealthing ftm the whoooole time waow) #bla bla bla if you're gonna be immortal you might as well not have to take hormones for the rest of fucking time #bla bla bla YET ANOTHER GENDERBEND MANGA #art stuff #homestuck #june egbert #bean answers #i guess most genderbend manga aren't shoujo... but i couldn't think of anything besides the super tired KYAA I TURNED INTO A GIRL bullshit #shrug #SHRUUUGG

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

the AUDACITY that john wells has i swear to FUCKING god.

he took debbie, one of the most complex, well-written, interesting characters i’ve ever seen, and just fucked her over?? wtf?? her ending was so fucked and season 11 he totally just bought into the whole “we all hate debbie” thing which is so goddamn stupid because it was not only out of character for characters like ian, but it was also just such a waste! like, she had so much potential and just as things were going well for her it just got fucked up.

but at the same time i was satisfied with debbie’s ending in a way? like it was so shitty and sad in a way that it satisfied me because it was fitting but also like AGGHHHHHH

her entire storyline starting from season 1 is that she’s just a fearful person who wants love so badly that she goes to extremes to get it but fails. she wants nothing more than just a person to stay with her. she wants to care for people. she wants love. she loves to love and she loves to be loved. she’s just such a loving, yet hurt person.

like basically she starts off scared of being alone and then ends up alone, with the exception of her daughter and toxic girlfriend who’s literally about to leave her.

she just keeps attaching herself then being left. over and over again. it’s sad, but realistic. this is what happens when you abandon your kids. debbie is the epitome of abandonment issues.

debbie just wanted love. she’s willing to do anything to get it (ie. exploit herself, have a child, attach onto untrustworthy people, etc.), but despite this, she always fails.

she starts off sad, hopeful, and a little naïve, and she ends up tragic, desperate, and lonely. fuck you john wells. give her her fairytale ending, after everything she had to go through that was the least you could do.

#it’s midnight and i’m on my debbie gallagher shit again #did you miss me? (no) #i have a lot of feelings #debbie gallagher #shameless rant #shameless meta #ian gallagher #franny gallagher #heidi shameless #frank gallagher #monica gallagher #meta #shameless #shameless us #john wells #fuck you john wells

[komotionlessqueenmm]

Incorrect The Boys quote (2.0)

Homelander : Honey, Pumpkin, Sugarplum-

(Y/n) cuts him off : What did you do?

Homelander : Why does something have to be wrong?

(Y/n) gives him a pointed look, making him cave.

Homelander rubbing his neck nervously : I may or may not have destroyed your car.

(Y/n) fuming : YOU WHAT!?

(1.0 here)

#incorrect the boys quote #incorrect quotes #homelander #imagine #The boys #the boys x you #the boys x reader #homelander x reader #homelander x you #the boys incorrect quotes #homelander incorrect quotes #antony starr #The boys John #fuck I couldn't resist making one with homelander as well #lamo #reader insert #I canon that the reader is human but she still kicks his ass #You know like Alfred kicked Superman's ass

[vaguely-concerned]

Thinking about the symbolic weight of smoking in the TLT universe that comes to the fore in The Unwanted Guest -- the way it moves through from person to person: Pyrrha smoked, and Augustine wanted to impress her in all her stone cold fox MILF James Bond glory (and tbf who wouldn't) so he started too. and even though as far as he knows she's been gone for a myriad and is never coming back, he keeps the habit. Ianthe sees something in the hollowed-out Faberge eggshell of Augustine that resonates with her, all that gilded eloquent emptiness and disdain through the ages, so she picked it up from him to try to emulate it. She picked it up so hard that Palamedes -- the exact spiritual antithesis of the 'smoking! on a space station! what a powermove' ennui Ianthe so admired -- spontaneously unnerded enough to even known how to, simply from a sort of contact contamination of the soul.

G1deon and Augustine sharing a jittery smoke after their near-Harrow experience during soup night, and it's the closest thing to any real sense of brotherhood that remains between them. Pyrrha going ten thousand years dying both literally and for a smoke (and then Camilla sold her fucking cigarettes (for a third of what they were worth, probably Pyrrha's own good, and also more importantly grocery money). what an entirely haunted time to be alive etc.). Augustine and Mercy trading a cigarette back and forth in the middle of their collusion over the love and murder of god.

An act of small and measured self-destruction in the name of something a little bit like connection when you're stuck somewhere in yourself where love itself dares not or cannot tread (ritualized, transmissible)..........

#the unwanted guest #the unwanted guest spoilers #the locked tomb #ianthe tridentarius #augustine the first #pyrrha dve #palamedes sextus #this series is going to make me lose my mind completely one day (affectionate) #the locked tomb meta #the fact that ianthe seems to have had some genuine admiration for augustine makes my head spin. of course though. #of course she sees the person who looks the most like he's successfully made himself impervious to the world #utterly untouchable and impossible to hurt because he isn't even really there #and she believes it! even after seeing the john mercy augustine mess at the end! because it's such a seductive idea #when you've stuck yourself in an inevitable ocean of pain to think you could make yourself numb enough that it doesn't matter #it's the emotional equivalent of 'oh there's water all around? well I just won't breathe in then. easy lmao get on my level' #she holds on to that thing from him even when it's been proved to be both impossible and ultimately untrue even in him #because uh. oh I'm about to be kind of sad for ianthe what the fuck is going on. he might actually have been the closest thing #to parental and especially paternal affection she's ever known. certainly known enough to try to model herself after #IMAGINE how fucked up the nine houses must be when augustine the first registers for anyone as a model of psychological survival #ianthe do you really want to be yourself completely so much that you're willing to be nothing. I mean yeah probably but. oh my god #gaining nothing at the cost of everything

[skelelephant]

Today I offer you…… messy Briglar doodles……… tomorrow? Who knows…………

#I’m so. unwell about them #u have no idea #well actually you probably do #I’ve been wailing in the tags of other people’s posts all week #I’m posting at fuck o’clock ik but at this point I’m not sure it matters #briglar girlies! bowl of seeds for u #the terror #the terror amc #john bridgens #henry peglar #briglar #bridglar #i wasn’t aware there were two tags for them #so. both #crumpled dark

[benrybenrybenry-chr]

everyone complaining about the new S&Co episode because it had a section where Mariana and Watson shared a bed are super fucking annoying btw just saying

#sherlock holmes #sherlock and co #sherlock & co #I could not possibly give any less of a shit #that scene was cute as fuck #you are allowed to interpret it as platonic #LORD KNOWS I DO!!! #sharing a bed is both not inherently romantic and also who fucking cares who fucking cares who fucking cares WHO FUCKING CARRESSSS #its a fun episode its really well done and well written #if you dont like mariana x john thats FINE #but for the LOVE OF GOD. #it wasnt even romantic it was literally just a normal fucking interaction