#fuck yoda

[bittybuttersliceontoast]

me when people say anakin was already basically darth vader or even an adult in the clone wars when he was LITERALLY NINETEEN when the clone wars started?? wdym he's an adult?? like maybe legally but he's in his freshman year of college?? he doesn't even know how to open a credit card yet? hes not allowed to live off-campus?

and ahsoka was FOURTEEN. Babies. Babies raising babies.

Yoda will truly NEVER have my forgiveness for making anakin train a baby in the middle of the war when the WHOLE COUNCIL agreed he was too young to be an actual master.

like, honestly, EVERYONE should have seen this coming.

the idea that Anakin popped out evil randomly that exists in the fandom is so crazy to me?

like. took this massively powerful kid and stuck him in the frontlines instead of, yk. making him take extra meditative classes in the temple or hang out in a library or something?

BUT, and I wish this went without saying, this is ALSO not Obi-Wan's fault?? He was a baby when they pushed Anakin on HIM. He was like early 20s at the absolute oldest. Yoda and Qui-Gon are bastards like no shit he didnt give Anakin all the fundamentals. THEY DIDNT FINISH TRAINING OBI-WAN EITHER??

Me and the Jedi Order have beef. If the Altisian Jedi have raised Anakin he would have been a normal fella.

#bitty talks #anakin skywalker #darth vader #ahsoka #ahsoka show #ahsoka tano #Fuck Yoda #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn

[ocd-kenobi]

crying, screaming, throwing up (internal)

#i know this is trauma not ocd #but the way he magically controls his compulsions is so well practiced so #ocd things #rots #fuck yoda #obi wan's darkside contamination fears

[eggdrawsthings]

🤏🐸💚.

#finished this just in time to cope w today's ep #cant they just have a fucking break jfc #my brain is full of thoughts about them #my art #din djarin #grogu djarin #clan mudhorn #a clan of two #the mandalorian #star wars #mando #grogu #baby yoda #pedro pascal

[ventresses]

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones - (3/?)

Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

Note from OP:

I'm retracting the Mace Windu meme from this post ("I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy/I would. Pussy.”)

This was posted 2 months ago and has been shared quite a bit, so I suppose it's too late, but still I regret creating and sharing that one so the best I can do is add this to the original post.

I've realized that when I made that one

I was projecting the personalities of some of Samuel L. Jackson's other famous characters onto Mace Windu, and

Not only was it not accurate to his character, but it was veering into the "Angry Black Person" stereotype/trope.

I hate the idea of perpetuating racist stereotypes in stuff I make, and goodness knows there's enough racism and stereotypes in Star Wars as it is, and in the structural racism of our society (which I benefit from as a white person.)

Here’s a really good post I saw a few days ago, discussing Mace Windu’s character in the fandom, I highly recommend it:

Also, here's a great article I highly recommend, discussing race and stereotypes in Star Wars

#fuck it just throwing a bunch in here #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #padme amidala #anidala #yoda #mace windu #plo koon #attack of the clones #sw aotc #sw attack of the clones #star wars attack of the clones #sw prequels #prequels memes #star wars memes #mine #star wars text post #AOTC text post

[rochenn]

The Jedi Order mainly being an institution about teaching makes me sad that we never see more "Jedi classes" outside of the popular ones like martial arts, healthcare and Force wackery.

Alongside basic language and science education etc there have to be at least some trade and college courses on offer, right? The Jedi need a bunch of their own people with law degrees. Proper pedagogy studies for future crèchemasters. Cooks. Managers. All types of engineers. Electricians. Accountants. Researchers. How many Jedi hold a doctorate or professorate? Because I think a large number of them do. Their databanks are filled with millennia of dissertations. You can still find Yoda's articles from 500 years ago and cite them in your history research paper.

The Order just having its own micro-economy going on and every member getting their own regular job education next to all the lightsaber swinging adventures... pls

#like idk... mace actually has a phd in chemistry #what if yoda passed the fucking coruscant bar exam 700 years ago and now is a veritable law historian for the post-ruusan era #LIKE!!! #comedy potential but also so cool #it would also make the war so much more jarring bc now the padawans simply don't get to have a job that isn't “soldier“ #imagine being in the middle of ur nice little social science major as a 20-smth padawan and then the war starts #and your courses are spontaneously switched to officer candidate school type shit #:/

[noramsblog]

Listen to the puppet luke

#star wars #luke skywalker #master yoda #yoda #the last jedi #tlj #star wars tlj #qoute : atlab #yoda after death doesn't give a fuck anymore LMAO #force ghost

[tiredofsatansbullshit]

*after palpatine mysteriously drops dead during the clone wars*

anakin: alright, let’s all go around and say something nice about our dearly departed supreme chancellor. mace why don’t you go first?

mace: good riddance

anakin: nope. plo?

plo: palpatine was definitely something

anakin: not even close to being nice. yoda?

yoda: abstain from this, i do

anakin: alrighty then. obi-wan

obi-wan: palpatine did in fact exist

anakin: that was all terrible, i’ll tell padmé that the jedi order will not be making a statement at the funeral

#my favorite thing is when palpatine just dies #they don’t know that he’s a sith yet #fuck palpatine #sheev palpatine #anakin skywalker #mace windu #plo koon #yoda #obi wan kenobi #sw stuff #jedi order #star wars #the clone wars #star wars the clone wars #sw: tcw #star wars incorrect quotes #the clone wars incorrect quotes #jedi incorrect quotes #star wars the clone wars incorrect quotes

[darksber]

GROGU in THE MANDALORIAN CHAPTER 18: THE MINES OF MANDALORE

#swedit #the mandalorian #themandalorianedit #themandaloriandaily #star wars #starwarsblr #usernik #userconstance #tusercora #userjoanne #userkia #tuserlaurie #userbaz #grogu #baby yoda #mine* #my gifs #THIS WAS A REAL FUCKING BITCH TO EDIT WHY WAS EVERYTHING SO DARK #im sorry the 7th gif is so bad

[thatscribblingrat]

hands a severely brain damaged man a jetpack and hopes for the best

#mandalorian #mando s1 #baby yoda #grogu #din djarin #the way of the rising pheonix or whatever the fuck she called it #silly joaks #star wars #comic

[sstarssucker]

There's only one way to see Revenge of the Sith...

*watch the movie*

*open ao3 immediately after*

#star wars #fucking movie slaughtered my mental health like anakin to those kids #order 66?? no idk her #obi wan had enough #anidala #bail organa is a king #i watched the movie again bc i was feeling vulnerable #bad idea #why would i go to therapy when ao3 is for free #luke skywalker #leia organa #han solo #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #padme amidala #master yoda #mace windu #poor man #star wars original trilogy #star wars prequels #star wars sequel trilogy #star wars revenge of the sith #star wars phantom menace #star wars attack of the clones #star wars a new hope #star wars empire strikes back #star wars return of the jedi #star wars the force awakens #star wars the last jedi #star wars the rise of skywalker

[mmelolabelle]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You need to kill Darth Vader! The very fate of the galaxy depends on it! He is pure evil. The source of all that is wrong in universe. Every bad thing that has ever happened ever is his fault - like on a personal level.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You want me to kill him? Me? The master swordsman? The battle-hardened general? Arguably one of the greatest Jedi of all time? Oh no, I couldn’t possibly!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: No you don’t understand - I love him. Mind your fucking business.

#the sum total of every conversation obi wan had 19BBY-4ABY #master yoda YOU should totally go fight anakin #padme WE need to kill- uh I mean ‘find’ anakin! #reva I’m going to give you an opportunity to kill anakin! #luke how do you feel about patricide??? #(this along with many problems in the se universe could have been solved by asking Leia To Do The Thing) #obi really acting like he hadn’t had several wide open opportunities #as if my guy did not have vader lying on the ground in front of him #LIMBLESS AND ON FIRE #and couldn’t seal the deal #‘​but he thought he was dead!’ the fuck he did #denial is not just a river in egypt #kenobi is the biggest lovesick idiot in the galaxy #obi wan kenobi #obiwan kenobi #anakin skywalker #darth vader #obikin #vaderkin

[pinkiemme]

Arthur Morgan babysitting Grogu while Din goes bounty hunting 🥺

#I’m not okay #he would be so soft to grogu #I just know it #after the whole what the fuck is this green thing #oh #is just a baby #I like babies #gimme #emmeart #arthur Morgan #grogu #din djarin #western au #the Mandalorian #baby yoda #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr2 x Star Wars

[stairset]

I know certain parts of Star Wars fandom are determined to see literally everything about the Jedi in the most bad faith way possible but one of the most baffling examples to me is when people act like they look down on all other force religions and don't take the time to understand them because they see their own way as superior when there is quite literally nothing to suggest that. Like the only other force users they have any actual beef with on principle are the Sith, which I'd say is justified considering the Sith are a bunch of fascist pricks who constantly try to take over the galaxy. Literally all the others are either allies of the Jedi or the Jedi just leave them alone to do their thing.

#like remember the guardians of the whills who are said to have evolved in parallel with the jedi #or the wookiees who yoda has good relations with and there was a whole planned tcw arc about it #or kanan and ezra respecting the lasats and even participating in one of their rituals #or even the bardottans who don't like the jedi but the jedi respect them anyway #or even the fucking nightsisters who the jedi leave alone as long as they don't cause any trouble #y'know as opposed to the sith who genocided two of those groups. and enslaved another. and destroyed another's sacred city. #literally of the five groups i mentioned the bardottans are the only ones not confirmed to have been victims of the sith #and that's just cause we have yet to see them in anything set after tcw. considering the track record here it doesn't look great for them. #but yeah clearly the jedi are the intolerant ones here #star wars #shut up tristan

[eggdrawsthings]

Taking a break

#much needed downtime from all the SW bs #can we pls have one ep of them doing jack shit and just fucking rest???? #my art #din djarin #grogu djarin #clan mudhorn #a clan of two #the mandalorian #star wars #mando #grogu #baby yoda #pedro pascal

[wrathkitty]

Short Debts Make Long Friends - Snippet from chapter 19

He lifts the helmet from his head, sets it aside, and turns to confront his reflection in the mirror. 

Dank farrik, he needs a haircut. 

He leans in to take a closer look at himself, frowning. All things considered, it could be worse. Split lip, and he’s got the beginnings of a black eye, but it’ll be dark and you won’t see, and the blood and grime will be easy to clean. But should he wash off or use the sonic? And shaving, when was the last time he shaved – 

Why is he even thinking about something as stupid as shaving! He told you he’d be a few minutes, and he’s already wasted, what, one minute – oh fuck it’s already been three —

He quickly concludes that anything that has touched the same air as Kaba Baiz needs to go in the sonic, his person included. As for what to put back on…

He releases the fasteners on his cuirass, thinking hard. His base layers are short sleeved. You are wearing short sleeves, and you have asked him to hold you in bed. The thought of touching your arms with his bare hands is intoxicating; any more mutually exposed skin and…

Shuddering, he hauls himself into the shower and starts peeling everything off. 

There is a reason he has always avoided sharing a bed. You never knew – you had left for the Cantina by then, thank God – but one single night spent lying beside you had resulted in a wet dream so vivid that he had woken up rutting the mattress. 

Part of the problem was simply being long overdue for release – raising Grogu did not lend itself to much time spent alone, and during the rare instances he found himself alone, he usually was too tired to entertain thoughts of anything other than sleep. But for a man accustomed to ignoring his baser instincts, that morning in Mos Eisley had left him shaken, nearly to the point of paranoia.

Din grimly looks down at the pile of clothing at his feet. The sonic’s as good as a disinfectant, but every fiber in his flight suit seems imbued with death, and he doesn’t have a spare.

Does that make me a monster?

He winces, remembering the torture in your eyes. He can’t wear the flight suit. He just can’t. He’ll just have to wear his base layers and stay awake till morning, which won’t be a problem because right now he is so keyed up that he will be awake until the day he dies.

Short Debts Make Long Friends - An overeducated, underpaid millennial finally gets to go on her first adventure.

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#thar be smut ahead #fucking finally #pun intended #slow burn still applies though #din djarin x reader #mando x reader #din x reader #mando x original female character #short debts make long friends #din djarin x female reader #the mandalorian #the mandalorian fanfiction #din djarin #baby yoda

[romanceyourdemons]

[ID: an author listing reading “Xiu, Mo Xiang Tong /end ID]

my local library catalogue has given me a lot to ponder, regarding the nature and function of cataloguing. i don’t think i would have done it that way

#the library yoda voice comes for everyone all the way back to qian comma sima #anyways guess who’s not getting their inter library loan book any fucking time soon lol i’m close to weeping #ryddles