#freak show talk

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #148

You know those homework assignments where you have to interview someone in your family and then write an essay about their responses? Fic where Peter's class is told to interview their dad / a father figure in their life. 

Peter decides to interview Tony. But, he doesn't want his class to accuse him of lying, and he definitely doesn't want Tony to know what the assignment is about. 

So for Tony, Peter makes it seem like the assignment is just to interview anyone. Then, he carefully chooses questions to ask that are domestic and personal enough to avoid any mention of superheroes, celebrities, or so on. The few details that do slip through he just leaves out of his final essay.

For the class problem, Peter solves it by referring to Tony in the essay exclusively as "dad"

Unfortunately for Peter, the teacher then announces a part 2 to the assignment. Right after collecting the essays, the teacher says they will now need to bring the people they interviewed to school for their presentations

Peter has pretty much decided to not even mention it to Tony and just say his dad is busy. But then Flash has to open his big mouth. 

He accuses Peter of just making his assignment up, loudly reminding the class that he's an orphan. Peter clarifies that this father figure thing is a new development, but now the teacher looks suspicious

Peter is going to have to ask Tony to come to his school. And he's going to have to explain why the class will be full of kids and their fathers

#irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #imagine the assignment is because the class is reading a book with like toxic masculinity themes #so they have to interview the adult men in their lives about it #tony: yeah my own father never wanted me to show emotion and considered it weak. but emotions are important kid #I've been trying really hard not to pass any of that damage onto you #tony when peter reveals the purpose of the assignment: (crying) see kid. emotions #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #in the interview tony talks about things like his ptsd and anxiety and his love for his family #peter's class when they realize the person talking about these things was freaking IRON MAN: :O !!!?!¡!!! #peter: my dad's career puts him under a lot of pressure. at home he can be himself but at work he often has to wear a mask :) #tony: u little shit #lmao #queueueueue

[stuckinapril]

when you accept that the unique things about you are the best things about you. when you fall in love w your uniqueness and become obsessed w it and reject conformity. when you think for yourself and draw your own conclusions and adore that you don’t perfectly fit into a mold. that’s when you’ll know true peace

#this sounds like an instagram infographic but hear me out #all the things i used to hide as a teen are things i am so grateful to embrace now #i’m realizing that any notable person has trailblazed their own path. that’s how they stand out. #not bc they already fit into a predetermined mold. but bc they were unique and confident about it #can’t say i’m at a 100% w my self acceptance yet but there will be FAR fewer things to talk about in therapy 🥲 and that’s a good thing #ppl rly need to take their quirks and appreciate them and LOVE them and adore them and be obsessed and feel so lucky they have them #the same old same old is boring #it just sucks that w uniqueness naturally comes backlash #and u have ppl who r nasty rude etc etc. who try to make u feel like ur the freak show for being different #but as long as u know ur truth that’s what matters. that’s all #text

[sonknuxadow]

sorry not to be negative or anything i think a lot of the jokes about maria dying are funny but am i the only one who thinks that its taking it a liiiittle too far to flood the comments of the live action actors posts with stuff about how shes gonna get shot or you cant wait to see her die (and yes this is actually happening im not making up a guy to get mad at)

#i KNOW its in reference to the character not the actor in real life but its still weird? #like even if youre talking about the character youre still directing it at a real person. who is also a child . which just makes it worse #i feel like if i was in her position id be a bit freaked out #especially if i didnt know much about sonic and how important/iconic maria dying is #like the top comment on her isntagram post confirming her role is just ''LMAO SHES IN A BODY BAG '' #and theres a bunch of other jokes under that about her dying. most of the comments section is just jokes about her dying actually #with a few people congratulating her and stuff but mostly jokes about her dying .... its weird #and about waht she was wearing maybe she Was making a joke there #but i feel like its just as likely that she was on set in costume at the time #and isnt allowed to show what maria looks like yet and thats why she had her face and body covered #theres not really anything wrong with these jokes on their own but why are hundreds if not thousands of people #insistent on making sure the actor herself knows how much you wanna see her die . its so weird

[luck-of-the-drawings]

my TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD, VAMPIRES N COWBOYS... deacon keller is SUCH a fun character, hes charming and funny but ALSO formidable and STRONG when he feels he needsta be. i hope him and arthur can get a chance to talk more and be better friends. l ike really good friend s. . like. like really good f. hangon i gotta go i think i hauve rabies.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #deacon keller #arthur bennett #OOUGUGHHAAOGUguguhh i feel so cringe whenever i ship two characters. like theyre not even REAL #why cant i be more 'hyperfixated' on getting bitched or something. CHRIST. anwyay i want em to hold hands or smth. yknow. freak stuff. #SO DEACON KELLER!! HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR TALKIN ABT THIS PLACE GETTING ATTACKED.. WE SAW HIM APPROACHING #AND THEN THE WHOLE FEAST PORTION OF THE PARTY HAPPENED N HE GOT STUCK #BUT HE KNEEEWW HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR SOMEHOW!! i just think thats neat. hes dedicated to protecting his people. hes respectable!! #GOD he doesnt even have that much screen time but i LOVE HIMMM n his silly lil shadow steed named Sunshine.. like cmon.... ugh..... #hes sweet n hes funny and he CAARES about the things hes in charge of on some levels. he certainly does his best to look after his own. #god idk what else to write here other than how much hes been on my MMMIND lately. the doctors are still running diagnostiscs #i just think hes so neat... also i think its funny that hes afraid o snakes. OH YKNOW lemme just talk abt my damn art. first o all this too #SSSOOO LONG. WEEKS EVEN.IVE BEEN WORKIN ON IT SINCE EP 5 WAS ON PATREON.it was sposed to be justa buncha doodles but then it Evolved #idk man...cowboys are just so cool...especially w VAMP POWERS..fastest shot in the west for a REASON BABY...n with the red smoke #n the glowing eyes..CMOn thats so cool i hadta get my visions into reality. the eyes were inspired by the music video for RATTLESNAKE (kglw #that where the IM THE SERPENT lines come from.lyrics from tha song.ooh yeah i love kglw so much...i also have other hidden messages here #i like to hide things...ALSO ALSO. I HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE W SO MUCH O THIS. the two bits with arthur n deacon biting eachother. AGONY #POSES ARE SO HHARRDDD SAME WITH THAT doodle o arthur slammin deacons head into the ground. WEEKS to get that pose RIGHT. I BLED SO MUCH #OHH AND GUNS???COWBOYHATS?? HIS GAY LIL JACKET? W THE DANGLIES?? AGOONYYY IT TOOK SO LONG TO PERFECT IT..especialy guns. OUUUHH #i also dont draw mustaches enough... which sucks bc im weak for a good mustache... BUT i think im doing pretty well on that. #it was hard but yknow what!! i think i did good! i rly like how this all turned out!! EXCEPT FOR THA FUCKIN RIBBON BOW THING I FORGOT TODRA #IN THE TOP RIGHT... THAT I JSUT NOTICED...its fine its fine i dont care that much. this is good enough to FEAST upon so im content n happy. #anyway i gotta leave ina few hours to start TRAINING for my NEW JOB!! CHEER FOR ME!! TRUCK IS A BLACKJACK DEALER NOW!! IEAAAHHH BABYYYY!!!! #thanku for reading my weird lil scrolls i bury beneath my posts. if u leave tags i WILL absorb them. and feel joy.

[eggsdrawings]

an easy answer ☀️⛰️

my piece for the Sunrise Kiribaku Zine!!

#bnha #mha #kiribaku #krbk #katsuki bakugou #eijirou kirishima #sunrise zine #i drew this nearly a year ago so hopefully it still looks nice!! #krbk forever and ever and ever #wish i coulda made this longer to show bkg freaking out and talking himself up for the big moment but i had 2 pages to work with #and it was hard to squeeze in everything how I wanted it wahhh #eggsdrawings

[ofswordsandpens]

its so funny cause the show had Luke be like "Annabeth's my sister. We're family <3" and they've showcased this close bond by having them interact for 2 seconds one time

#the show loves to tell us everything but not really show it #to be fair we have more episodes so we'll see ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #but the fact we didn't even see him say goodbye to her... #pjo show crit #and again I was expecting annabeth to have a /crush freak out/ type of reaction when Luke did talk to her and she just was like #so normal about it lmao #it was like a record scratch in my head #book Luke: hey annabeth! #book annabeth hyperventilating blushing twirling her hair: hi luke!

[bluenoisen]

tfw you learn the secret identity of your superhero partner (that you are in love with) while simultaneously accidentally revealing your own <3

#they’re at lunch with nino and alya or something and they have this unspoken moment where they’re freaking out but can’t let it show #miraculous ladybug #ml #adrienette #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #ladynoir #ladybug #chat noir #my art #one of them accidentally revealed some lb/cn-exclusive info and the other automatically agreed before realizing what just happened #they spend the rest of the day freaking out and trying not to look at each other but the more time passed the more it sinks in!! #nino and alya have no clue whats happening and eventually marinette pulls adrien away to talk and they Go Through It #alya and nino think they’re finally getting together lol #them <3

[nbnaruto]

For the older grayson brother danny au, realistically Danny would meet all of Dick's younger siblings gradually but the idea all of them meeting him all at once is so funny to me. Even better if none of them knew Dick had an older brother (and 2 older sisters), Dick just mentions he can't hang out with one of them in the gc because he's hanging out with his older brother and all the batkids are like "wtf are you talking about?" Dick swears he's mentioned Danny (and jazz and ellie) at least once but all of them swear they've never heard those names before. Cue the meeting, they've decided to meet at Mcdonald's or sumn and right before they get to the mcdonalds Dick stresses that they should be on their best behaviour cuz Danny and Co aren't from Gotham and they are Normal Civilians TM, they turn the corner and see McDonalds is getting robbed, they rush in to find Danny beating the shit out of the thief with a napkin holder like outta that scene in shameless, Jazz is getting a first aid kit ready and Ellie is cheering in the background

#this is a crack au so i can say what i want :) #dp x dc #danny phantom #i dont think Danny could keep the whole ghost thing also ellie is my clone thing secret esp from Dick who is nosey as hell but its funny #also the thought of 18yr old Danny flying around with 14yr old Dick on his shoulders is incredibly endearing to me #BUT Dick thinking Danny and the rest of the fentons are freaks but like normal freaks is also incredibly funny #Danny shows 12yr old Dick how to make a bazooka with ingredients you find in any normal household #dick who is 12 and has been a vigilante since he was 9 is just like wow :D coolest brother ever and doesnt think twice #its also funny if Danny was alluded to for years but because of assumptions nobody even knew about it #dick says sorry i got to help my brother with something in front of one of the batkids and they assume hes talking about one of them #or using them as an excuse to get out of something #in reality Danny wanted to hang out with his lil bro so he convinced dick he needs help building a functional rocket or sumn #older grayson bro au #mine

[an-albino-pinetree]

Can’t sleep, so have a weird little Jaxalope skull -v-

@kookydoodleky

#my stuff #real talk this man’s eyes are fucking massive #cw skull #tadc freak show #freak show au #freak show jax #jaxalope #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc jax #jax #shitpost #fake anatomy notes

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 53

Jazz leaves amity for college. She did all the application and stuff via tuckers computer. For some reason nothing was going through on hers.

Due to majority of her extracurricular activists not being sent thought she didn’t get accepted to her top choices. Ended up going to Gotham u.

Things don’t add up. Leaving was a big deal. Like she ended up just going in the middle of night. The roads were closed for “construction”. They were absolutely fine when she ignored the signs and drove.

It took her less then a 6 hours to figure out amity couldn’t be contacted. She tried calling Danny upon getting to Gotham. Nothing. Research, nothing. It’s like the town didn’t exist.

She does have a communicator from tucker. One of the multi dimensional ones. She gets ahold of them just to hear the chaos. There is a hunt for her. Lockdowns. The whole town is shutdown.

She didn’t inform her parents where she was going. They only insisted she goes to the university in town and nowhere else. That could be the issue. She is 18 but they are extra special.

Obviously she’s gonna head back. What else’s is she supposed to do. She had to go get her brother and his friends. Do something. Authorities in amity never cared why would any outside force care. To bad her car suddenly doesn’t work.

Leads to her walking at night. Her goal is to find a rental car place or bus that maybe would be open late.

She doesn’t find a car or anything. But does punch a would be mugger. That punch back home would have not knocked a person back 5 feet into a wall. Were people here just that weak.

This leads to some guy in cosplay called Batman. Which come on that name is just as bad as box ghost. Telling her it’s not safe in Gotham for metas.

Jazz just lectures him on how that not his decision. She is going to be attending college here after she figures out why her home town completely shut down. All when she left for college. Besides she’s not whatever a meta is.

Long story short. Batman now has to deal with two not-metas in Gotham. Plus a whole town that didn’t exist. Multiple arrest. Then a possibility of pissing off the afterlife.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #cannon jazz would of known something was wrong with the road closed signs #she had a moment of stupidity #when legit officials show up in town Danny freaks #thinks the Giw got serious #basically shut down and didn’t talks #he’d open his mouth if he did. sass them or something #fenton parents got arrested #they helped facilitate the info wipe out #plus you know experiments on the ghosts #John realizes the ghost are from the infinite real #jazz went all out on her lecture #the rogues on Gotham are a lot more physiological then physical #the whole no metas vibe he had to me feels more like a safety thing #to prevent metas from being influenced or controlled #the Giw are fake #only there to get specimen to experiment on #jazz ends up likening Gotham u #so she stays there even though theoretically she could transfer #vlad uses his ghostlines to hide the fact he was ever there #he knew about them being cut off #he bribed his way into amity #jazz would fight for Danny. she’s hitchhike whatever it took #sam and tucker visit a lot. Danny just portals them back and forth

[illicien]

Every so often I see... interesting takes about Zemo that leave me questioning if we... all saw the same stuff.

Like, you know he commanded a death squad before his fam even died, right? This man is not a good dude. Sure, maybe it was in the name of his country but also... his country was a shit show and he said as much.

So I am absolutely perplexed by the number of "he wouldn't do x" and "why does everyone make him so toxic" kinds of things. He actively waterboarded Vasily Karpov like one of the first times we saw him. He was put in the RAFT because he is a fucking terrorist.

This feels like another one of those things I guess that reminds me of Hannibal. Him being polite doesn't make him any less of a cannibal. You can be both polite and a bad person.

#Zemo #lil rant am sorry #is this what woobification is? #Is this why I am reacting so strongly about this? #My poor group chat every time I come across this because I react viscerally #To each their own on headcanons I guess #Live and let live #But I am PERPLEXED. #Anyway I'm going to continue to enjoy Zemo being a piece of shit trash man who might occassionally show a soft spot if it benefits him #rant #In case clarification is needed this is very much about people who seem to make him really sweet/kind #And then talk about how other people are weirdos or freaks for acknowledging canon and liking him anyway??

[turtles-hurtles-with-gurtles]

Freak Show Circus doodle <3

finally finished :D!!

making a new tag for these two.

ATTENTION MOOTS! IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE PART OF THE FREAK CIRCUS, PLEASE MAKE AN OC AND ELIZUBATH WILL SEE IF YOU QUALIFY!!

#Freak Show Circus #poor Echo :( #my son <3 #turglez talks turtles #art #my artwork #artists on tumblr #small artist

[thirstydiglett]

#I JUST GOT TO THIS SCENE AND HOLY SHIT #I knew he wanted his balls stepped on #I’ll do it for u babe I’ll make the sacrifice #for real tho why is no one talking about this #sanji #black leg sanji #straw hat sanji #sanji is a freak #i love this show

[fizzytoo]

adrien's soccer team won and his childhood friend's, mckenzie and jade, surprised him after the game!

this scary motherfucker showed up at the bar too 😭

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #MCKENZIE AND JADE ‼️‼️ MY GIRLS #their YA looks are so cute #ngl i teared up a lil bit having adrien see his besties again... dont look at me #3 pretty best friends #mckenzie and adrien did the special interaction that comes with the friendship bracelets and i almost started crying fr 😭 #they’re really platonic soulmates 🥺 #ALSO THAT FREAK DOG????? LMAO THAT SHIT'S BROLIC AS FUCK #it started attacking people at the bar???? and i didnt have any special lot traits for pets active i was so confused 😭😭 #johnny showed up and macked on adrien a bit and left.. we're not gonna talk about that #at least the dog hung around 😒 #*mckenzie #*jade #*johnathon #postcard: gen3 #queue #sim: adrien herrera

[jula483]

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#rhett and link #post malone #instagram #i love how they're all like ''people are gonna freak out'' right after they took this pic #lmao #fan service at its finest #link didn't get the memo about the middle finger #i hope they talk about it on ear biscuits #!!! #it's so funny to see them hang out at events like that?? #but they are friends with posty so i shouldn't surprised a all #hopefully this time they got some vip tickets to watch the show from the sides and link didn't have to be in the middle of the moshing crow #my post

[fluffle-writes]

Imagine getting isekaied to twst with some kinda twst merch on your person - be it an ita bag, some kinda plushie, a badge etc.

Like, I have this Riddle Nesoberi and I can just picture him going bright red and either blowing a gasket or just being shocked into silence because some random guy showed up late, and lightly charred, while holding a plushie that looks an awful lot like him lmao

#ive seen some cool pictured of Ita bags - and there's someone with this awesome Malleus-themed one iirc #haha showing up with any malleus merch would make Sebek freak out (he'd be jealous) and start talking about #respecting Malleus (pls let him hold a wakasama plushie he will cry) (of joy) (mini wakasama bring such joy to croc boi #I can't think of anything else lol - i just think it's a silly lil crack idea to come up with scenarios for #twst #twisted wonderland #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland