#for the tags

[jestroer]

There is a lot of things that are facinating to me about cletho dynamic, but maybe the funniest thing to me is the progression of it all, because I remember Cleo saying that they didn't really interact a lot with Etho before Last life, so really most of the whole dynamic developed just in the last two years and it went through so much so fast.

First their Last life alliance which was a whole thing on it's own, then it was the whole thing of Etho being deathly afraid of Cleo, then they went to being extremely mean to each other in a very funny way and just the way they were while playing TCG is it's own beautiful thing, then Limited life divorce happened, and now we have whatever Secret life presented us with. They literally have done it all,

#and combine this with Ethubs 10+ years friendship/fangirling and Cledubs that is. a beautiful thing. #which makes clethubs like the best trio ever. the chemistry is immaculate. all three by themselves are just. such individuals. #and together they are just the funniest and most brilliant people and just i could watch them play together all day long #can you tell how much tcg i watched #im not saying this all just in a ship sence i just use the pair names because i think its nice to use them like that btw #i usually use em like that #hermitcraft #ethoslab #zombiecleo #cletho #clethubs #for the tags #last life smp #limited life smp #secret life smp

[theclam-beforethestorm]

Bruce Wayne and Harvey Dent being good friends who are now bitter and jaded about each other, not able to bring themself to care for the other but also not being able to hurt them is WONDERFUL for angst but what would be truly hilarious are Bruce Wayne and Two-Face very publicly remaining friends. 

Like everybody in Gotham knows of the district attorney’s fall from grace and his former friendship with Bruce Wayne but even after Harvey’s gone and committed atrocities they just...still can be seen getting coffee with each other. Two-Face crashes Bruce Wayne’s board meeting for the sole purpose of pissing him off. Two-Face is in the middle of fleeing a robbery when a foot sticks out and he goes FLYING ass-over-tits, then looks over his shoulder for the perpetrator and instead of murdering them he just tells Bruce to go fuck himself and keeps on running from the cops

#dc #bruce wayne #harvey dent #bruharvey #twobats #they're still friends despite everything and gotham's just like #yes our rich guy is still bffs with our ex-da turned crime lord and? #some people begin to suspect there's more #but two-face was only ever seen kissing that matches malone guy :/ #matches malone #for the tags

[lostcryptids]

#@PSYGULL #FOR THE TAGS #ash vs evil dead

[tsuyoiqueen]

forever mourning the fact that we never got to see loki in their female form. i'm dying to know what kind of actress the producers would choose, a tom hiddleston duplicate? someone entirely different? the possibilities are endless. never forget what they've taken from us, my friends.

#also i don't want to make this about shipping so i'm leaving it in the tags #but imagine mobius' reaction if loki just showed up as a woman someday #i loved seeing them in suits on episode 2 but we could've had loki in female form!!! typical undercover married couple vibes #we were ROBBED #imagine how powerful it would be if we got to see fem!loki beside sylvie and b-15 #ROBBED I SAY #tom hiddleston #loki laufeyson #loki #loki season 2 #loki series #fem!loki #lokius #for the tags #aryspeaks

[whorejolras]

shout out to smoker grantaire but i'll suck dick for stoner grantaire

#stoner grantaire and hand/finger kink enjolras pass it on #him always watching r roll joints and forget he's holding it and gesture with it in his fingers and enj is like 🤤 #grantaire #les mis #thank you everyone who's written smoker r and everyone who's written stoner r is ascending #e/r #enjoltaire #for the tags #les miserables

[howlsnteeth]

completed commission for @knightmaredigitalis! no kin/id/etc associations, thanks!

#cool cats #had fun with this one :> #teeth horror #fox #kitsune #for the tags #edit: i forgot the disclaimer gjkfs oops

[starlightshadowsworld]

Caligula bringing the spear down but Jason grabs it before either of them can blink.

Jason who sees red and what comes out isn't just Camp Jupiter's former Praetor.

But Lupa's pup.

Jason twirls the spear in his hand, using it to deflect the arrows before and dropping it.

He has no use for it anymore.

He's on all fours and ripping Caligula a new one. Because how dare you almost kill my friends?!

Because Piper's found her person.

Because Lester thinks of him as family.

Because... Because Jason has the life he wanted. He can go to school, he can be himself and not be punished for it.

He has something worth fighting for and he'll be damned if some crusty dusty ex emperor takes that away from him.

He's lost everything multiple times.

... Not again.

#Lester seeing just how far people can go but mentally adding most demigods aren't raised by wolves #But they will do similiar feral shit if friends are threatened #Also just the idea that Jason wanted to save him #That he's included in this #Like your own father can't give a shit but your demigod brother who has every right to hate you #Is the one who cares #jason grace #heroes of olympus #lester papadopoulos #For the tags #trials of apollo #the burning maze spoilers #I fixed it #piper mclean #feral jason grace

[crimeronan]

Woke up today thinking it’d be really fucking funny if Luz and Willow get their shit together re: any dating stuff before any of the others do mainly cause I’m just picturing Amity being really bitey bitchy jealous about Willow being brave enough to actually pursue Luz at all which leads to Amity pulling the “wow I didn’t think you were this type of social climber” card and Willow Uno Reversing her with the “Do you think the only reason people date is to improve in social status? Wow. That’s really pathetic. You’re really pathetic. Not to mention an insult to Luz insinuating nobody would want to date her for any reason other than her crown. Man, you suck.”

Cue Amity curled up in a corner eating eyescream because Fuck She Got Absolutely Fucked with that one

THIS IS HILARIOUS AND DELIGHTFUL. GET HER ASS!!!!!

#hunter who feels weird about the whole thing for reasons he refuses to acknowledge or unpack: hand over the eyescream we're commiserating #that was a really bitchy thing you said though. luz is worth dating even if she's not the empress #amity: [So Fucking Miserable] I KNOW SHE IS. #hunter: .....haha. oh man. you really do don't you. #worsties <3 #replies #toh #princess luz au #lavender winter #willuz #and who is that other witch #for the tags

[ink-yy]

going from tma to malevolent is such a bad idea its almost good

#chitchat #MALEVOLENT IS SO OVERWHEMLING. YEAH DESCIRBE TO ME HOW ARTHUR BEAT A WIDOWS HEAD IN UNTIL HER SKULL WAS FRAGMANTS PLEASW #TELL MEHOW A WATERLOGGED SEVERED HEAD looks yeah okay #malevolent spoilers #ask to tag #for the tags

[laniusbignaturals]

I just know Joshua Graham did all sorts of depraved sexual shit but stopped just short of putting his dick inside anyone’s body because that’s fornication & that’s sinful & that’s wrong

#joshua graham #the Legion only exists because 21 yr old Edward got asked to suck the barrel of his gun one too many times #he had to start a homophobic military cult just to make up for that level of Freak Shit #otp: philautia #for the tags #nsft text

[queenofmalkier]

I can't remember if I've said this or not, but Lan was the only one who would have figured out Moiraine was shielded and not stilled. Full stop.

No one bothered to test because they assumed they already knew the answer already, even Moiraine.

#wheel of time #wheel of time tv series #lan mandragoran #I saw so many people shitting on lan figuring it out but like #do we not remember how everybody treated nynaeve when she tried to do things they said weren't possible? #wheel of time book spoilers #for the tags #lan is the only one who wasn't a channeler #with a vested interest in saving his best friend #and what he saw? #moiraine was strong but she wasn't acting like a stilled sister #there was something wrong about it #and much of his arc was about how he keeps quiet and thinks #because that's how he problem solves when he can't just murder the issue with a sword

[dumb-doll-lips]

Have you ever dated a married man?

Usually what I’m doing w married men doesn’t feel that much like dating lol.

But also two of the guys I’m seeing some now are married. One is poly, and it’s more like dating w him.

#ask #🎥 #<- is poly #🍭 #<- is not #for the tags

[eldragon-x]

revolutionary girl utena 🤝 in stars and time

some of my favorite pieces of media that deal with heavy subjects which I objectively believe are worth talking about, however sometimes a part of my brain goes "oh I cannot talk about this on my tumblr blog"

#anyway. do you ever think about how the final loop has an optional scene where siffrin harms themselves without any excuse or #benefit of the doubt possibly obscuring it as anything else. #isat spoilers #self harm mention #for the tags

[asleepinawell]

i would love to know if there is any data on how many times the poor circumspect envoy is robbed a week. like i just feel bad at this point. has anyone checked on her? is she okay?

#'how are you doing?' #'trying to curry favor with hell to deal with a man on a leash so you know business as usual' #'also have a [redacted] gnawing on my head as one does' #fallen london spoilers #for the tags #fallen london #flmp #mp

[greg-montgomery]

when is the flop era turning around cause it’s starting to look permanent

#these are my hormones talking bc i’m expecting my period #in a couple of days i’m gonna start saying that shit again that you have to get through the lows to get to the highs #and be hopeful again lol #periods tw #for the tags

[ace-culture-is]

Ace uterus-haver culture is hating ovulation more than your period.

#afab ace #for the tags #asexual #asexuality #ace culture #ace culture is #actually ace #anonymous #afab #ovulation