World’s Worst Cooking Show
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Y/N is a twitch micro-celebrity. With a variety of content on her channel, ranging from her newer trucking simulator games to war crimes in Minecraft, and comfy study and writing streams, her favorite and most popular series is her cooking show. Each guest invited has to have never heard of her, and the only information they are given is that she cooks food from her childhood.
Yuki Tsunoda x Twitch streamer reader.
yourinstagrambaybe
yourinstagrambaybe THIS WEEK ON EATS W YN: ALPHATAURIS YUKI TSUNODA. MY CAREER HAS LEAD UP TO THIS MOMENT.
Shout out to landonorris for introducing us!
ynbiggestfan Who knew Traffic Violations in F1 would bring us to this
Yukinoo She didn’t even tag him.
yourinstagrambaybe I have him blocked on all platforms.
pierregasly it’s going to be a nightmare. I can’t wait to watch
Yuki’s voice filtered through your phone’s speakers. You bounced on your heels as you waited, giving him directions to your small city apartment. Lando shouted over him, insisting that he knows where to go.
The minutes waiting and preparing screeched to a halt once Lando let the two of them in on his own.
You hopped to, greeting them at the door. “You made it,” you said, giving Lando a hug and greeting Yuki with a handshake.
“I’ve got everything set up, Lando you can watch the camera for me.”
The three of you moved to places for the stream, quickly getting everything started after a very brief and vague explanation for Yuki. Whose concern grew with every off brand and out of place ingredient he saw. Something about bargain brand Colby jack cheese say on top of flour tortillas filled him with something wary.
“Chat we have a guest,” You said, a sharp gesture towards Yuki and nothing more.
“Hello, I’m Yuki.”
Your streams would always start tame enough. In this case, a nice garlic butter spread making for the toastiest grilled cheese made Yuki nearly swoon. Comments flooded the chat the moment he took a bite and his eyes lit up. Not looking at the sandwich, however, but towards you.
Of course, the way to any real foodie’s heart is by food.
The adoration in his eyes would become one tested by things to come. As you announced that the grilled cheese, a recipe perfected by your sweet mother, was only the beginning.
More condiments and some lunch meat for good measure made it’s way to your cutting board. Yuki’s curiosity quickly turned sour as you explained.
“Imagine with me: you’re a college student,” you leaned against your counter, engaging fully with Yuki as he listened on. “You’re broke, but still, you need to eat. You take a look in your fridge for the third time and since nothing has materialized in your fridge yet, you go on and pick something.”
You picked up the honey ham lunch meat, 1.50 at a nearby dollar store and probably processed to high heavens, and a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
“Lunch on the most forgettable days, wether as a broke college student, or during summer break ad a small child,” you can’t help but watch that light drain from Yuki’s eyes as he realized. The dreaded struggle meal of lunch meat, mayo, and a single too small tortilla.
A man who has never had a struggle meal to this degree, a man who is slowly being beaten down.
“Is this why you blocked me?” He asked, voice low and filled with, something, “so I couldn’t find you and see this” he struggled to search for the words appropriate to describe your various crimes against food.
You set a bowl in front of him, the smack against the counter served to interrupt his monologue, cooking in the back of his mind with the rage of ten foodstagrammers.
The off brand Colby jack made itself useful, “the lunch meat tortilla wasn’t enough, honestly”
“Can we go back to the grilled cheese?” Yuki asked, those pleading brown eyes flooded with confusion and pain. He watched as you put a handful of the shredded cheese into the bowl.
“Be a doll and put this into the microwave for me”
You didn’t spare him a look as he nearly gagged at the moral implications. His opinions of you would go through so much, change after change, the moment of pure love and adoration from that first grilled cheese pulled through mud and sweat and microwaved cheese.
The stages of grief washed over him, from thinking he had found his soulmate to his worst enemy. To holding onto the hope that it really was an elaborate prank because if you could make the perfect grilled cheese, you have to be a good cook at the end of the day.
“What the fuck is this?” His voice was soft, pained almost before he dropped the bowl back into the counter. “What is wrong with you?”
The chat to your left, out of view from stream, flooded with comments fighting in Yuki’s defense. Only his first appearance and your entire following fell in love with him. Lando stood off to the side, watching, hoping to see a further breaking of his fellow driver. A hope that hung in vain.
Those big, pained, shining eyes bore into your mind, and your heart. A facade of defiance and chaos you had nursed for so long in front of your audience melted away under the passionate gaze of Yuki.
“Okay, why don’t we try something different?” You took the bowl from in front of Yuki, moved it out of frame and by the hand you led Yuki to your pantry.
There, it was stocked well. Organized to a tee, with some surprisingly high quality dry goods.
“What about pasta?” You grabbed a box of penne shells and handed them to him.
A wave of relief shadowed Yuki’s eyes, shoulders relaxed and a hesitant bit of that initial adoration crept back in. A promise of some actual good food peeked itself of the clouds of uncertainty and meat tortillas.
With that Lando excused himself, not fully enjoying the idea that he could bear witness to the worst cooking show he could have been subject to.
yourinstagrambaybe
yourinstagrambaybe I have learned a very important lesson today: yukitsunoda0511 is not the one. I would like to apologize for ever putting this angel through what I have.
landonorris I’m sorry I ever introduced the two of you.
yukitsunoda0511 I’m not. I’ve never had better food in my life.
formulawhat I never would have imagined Yuki being the one to break y/n like this.
yourinstagrambaybe It’s the eyes. They do things to you.
yourbiggestfan I could see the moment in stream when she fell in love.
ynlovely Been trying for two years, a man did it in a DAY
yukitsunoda0511
yukitsunoda0511 She actually can cook
formulawhat Is this dinner, and breakfast??
ynlovely This wasn’t on my bingo card for the year of our lord. But I’m not complaining.
yukinooo This is like some weird fanfiction trope
yourinstagrambaybe Not really.
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