#five sauce

[toxicraisins]

when i feel stressed, i just try to think happy thoughts… sunshine, rainbows, luke hemmings wearing sparkly eyeshadow and cowboy boots, butterflies…

#five sauce #five shmeconds of shmummer #i love luke hemmings #i fucking love luke hemmings

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i'll be real whenever i gotta cook a steak, whether for myself or for others, that godforsaken letterkenny bit blares in my ears loud as shit

#hhhhhhhh #it haunts me #food #Youtube #before yall ask i do meat to room temp-montreal steak spice-a little over two minutes on high each side-HP sauce on side #yes five minutes total i like my shit red

[saucefunk]

…let’s see if we can find what you wanted me to see.

#HUZZAH. finally redrew the henry art i did way back when #was in a bendy mood after the anniversary. can’t believe this game has had a grip on me for five years #batim #bendy and the ink machine #batdr #bendy and the dark revival #batim henry #henry stein #sauce’s funk

[mewniemoon]

Suns doesnt understand the urgency of the situation smh. Ive been loving the war and seeing art from both sides its so fun!

For those who cant read my hand writing:

Pebbles: Suns!! We need to kiss Right Now!!

Suns: W-What?

Pebbles: Its for the WAR Suns!

Suns: What in the voids holy grace are you talking about??

#I started the sketch of this 3 days ago and then procrastinated for an eternity #anyway fuel for the waaaaaaaaaaaaar #I liked coming up with a swear/not swear for Suns to say lmao #U know in spongebob how they say stuff like 'tarter sauce' and 'mother of pearl' for replacements for swears? I fucking love that shit #It's so fun to come up with swears for characters like these lol #anyway uh yay gay supercomputers #RW #Rain world #Rainworld #rw five pebbles #five pebbles #rw seven red suns #seven red suns #rw sunstone #sunstone #rw sunlight war #my art #Suns arm is to long and it bothers the crap out of me but I dont wanna fiddle with it any longer lol (honestly both of their arms are long-

[daily-deliciousness]

Chinese boneless spare ribs

#spare ribs #pork #meat #dinner #food #chinese food #asian food #soy sauce #chinese five spice #broccoli #rice #main course #pork loin #tasty #foodporn #delicious #cooking #food photography #foodgasm #recipe

[fattributes]

Taiwanese Fried Chicken

#food #recipe #dinner #popcorn chicken #fried chicken #chicken #basil #garlic #five spice #this recipe can be made gluten-free if you substitute the soy sauce with tamari #gluten free

[shelfperson]

#i just now figured out how to make polls and i am so exited #this was the only shit i could think of #people are always on the pathetic william sauce #and YES #we is both wet and pathetic #but i wanna know what the fnaf girlies REALLY think #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #william afton #michael afton #elizabeth afton #phone guy #fnaf movie #spring trap #marionette #circus baby #charlie emily #crying child #golden freddy #freddy fazbear

[buffetlicious]

Mum stir-fried this plate of Cauliflower & Prawns with king oyster mushrooms, minced pork and tomato for dinner. Together with a pot of her five-spice and dark soya sauce Braised Pork Belly and shiitake mushrooms, it is bon appétit time.

#Mum's Cooking #Home-Cooked #Dinner #Cauliflower #Prawn #Seafood #King Oyster Mushroom #Minced Pork #Tomato #Braised Pork Belly #卤肉 #Five-Spice #Dark Soya Sauce #Garlic Clove #Shiitake Mushroom #Savoury #White Rice #Food #Buffetlicious

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

do you ever just sit there thinking about your favorite ocs while violently shaking. god. clenches fist. They're So.

#every time a song from their Joint Playlist comes on i go fucking feral #the betrayal the refusal to Let Go the haunting the persisting love the renunciation the resentment the abandonment the resignation #the overwhelming desire to do good vs the fear of admitting you were wrong vs the two people you love most tearing each other apart #AGHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SUDDENLY DEEP IN THE ORIGINAL SAUCE #five seconds i was Normal. scribbling welcome home #then One Of The Songs Came On and now im losing my fucking marbles #perceived betrayals leading to real betrayals.... #going too far and now its too late you're Committed you cant go back #he came to you thinking he could make you understand and you could work together to make things Better #and instead you ripped his heart out and left it bleeding on the floor for everyone to see #THEY MAKE ME MORE INSANE THAN LITERALLY ANYTHING #absolutely unprompted #the oc Unwellness comes and goes in waves but its the only true constant obsession with my life #god those three... my dearest darling Trio.... how old are they turning this year? #is it year eight of having them? year nine? #one of the two is for sure how long ive had My Specialest Boy Light Of My Life The Reason I Am Still Alive #the other two came after... maybe only mere months after but he was the first and he is just. i love him so fucking much #he is so so personal to me. he has a permanent place carved out in my chest #he sleeps on my ribs <3 #the other day i was reminiscing about his development over the years. his changes his different Versions #and fuck... he's really changed with me huh?? #his past selves are echoes of my own self over the years #like he is Very different from me but at the same time. i created him with little pieces of myself sewn in #we hold the same views the same beliefs. im not him and hes not me but we're Kindred yk yk #i think i need to go listen to his playlist.... how long is it now... let me check... 15 hours 13 mins... 228 songs... #my gay 5'2 powerhouse of a guy. him <3 #maybe 'them' too he's played fast and loose with gender over the years. holy shit wait #his development echoes mine... i characterized him as 'fucks with gender norms' long before i realized my own gender fuckery #god damn. i love him even more now. i didnt think that was possible. im going to cry. hes so important to me #he has been with me through my worst years... and will be with me through all the hard times to come <3

[zcattered-pages]

today i bring springbonnie/springtrap designs

#under his skin au #springtrap #spring bonnie #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf au #william afton #my art #that's totally pizza sauce

[2hoothoots]

So happy I finally found you! Your art has been lurking in my Pinterest feed for forever and I kept forgetting to check out your Tumblr pffff

Your art is so cool your grown-up versions of both Raz and Lili and very gender to me specifically ❤️❤️❤️

AW thank you!! it's always so wild to me to think about my stuff popping up on other sites, haha. perhaps this too will some day reach the distant shores of pinterest...

and i'm glad! (raz doesn't keep up with the On-Line Lingo but he'd still be flattered i'm sure)

#oh my gosh i'm so rusty drawing these guys hahaha #been busy preparing for (insert thing i'm gonna make a post about soon) #life stuff you know how it is #(raz voice) earlier my intern said i was 'goated with the sauce'. which was weird but i think they meant it in a nice way :) #raz doesn't do online. he texts like a grandpa. lili shows him a meme and then has to spend five minutes explaining the joke #he uses his phone for two things and one of them is sending people cat videos and the other is grindr. #fsau raz #fsau lili #(just about!) #ask

[stalactites]

nope 2022 thesis statement

#nope 2022 #nope spoilers #filling your god hole with work or love or money or fame or attention or tartar sauce!!!!!!!! #tartar sauce is a joke but oj working himself to the bone #em having five million titles like writer director singer etc #your desire can't be looked at directly #your desire will consume you #your desire will grow and morph and become increasingly dangerous #UGH AND ALL THE TALK ABOUT DREAMS!!!! #the pursuit of the impossible will kill you!!!!!! #i mean this is gibberish but do you get what i'm saying!!! hello is anybody out there!!!!!! #me on opening night saying a bunch of words into a microphone expecting an answer #ITS ABOUT THE HOLES!!!!!! #ITS ABOUT CONSUMING FLESH!!!!!!! #i have to go to bed

[marklikely]

"musicals are so dumb like why do people burst into song" its nondiagetic "how did all these background people know the words" its nondiagetic "how did they all choreograph this dance" itS NONDIAGE

#please read this post in the same tone of voice as 'its under the sauce. its under the sauce. the cheese is under the sauce' #with very few exceptions its either an in-universe performance that we see rehearsals for or its nondiagetic #its not that hard omg! you dont look smart you look like an idiot who doesnt know what a movie is. #you are five seconds away from being like 'how did they get these small people to put on a performance inside my tv' #just say like '*i* get pulled out of the moment when they start singing' its just a personal preference thats FINE. #stop acting like it makes you smart or the musical is dumber than you like they somehow didnt know they were putting songs in it. #avpost #again there are a few exceptions where the song IS in-universe and it doesnt make sense for them to all know the song #but thats like extremely rare and also mostly limited to movies for kids. #(or its done because thats the joke like in galavant when they reference how they just sang a song bc its a funny fourth wall break) #its definitely not something you can claim about the entire genre smh

[thecryptidart1st]

I MADE THIS SAUCY FAKE ROMANCE NOVEL COVER BECAUSE IM GONNA UPDATE MY SOLDERED WIRES PIN POST YOU’RE ALL WELCOME

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #mike schmidt #soldered wires #soldered wires au #sammy emily #sammike #mike x sammy #michael afton x sammy emily #HOLY FUCK #I FINISHED THIS #TO QUOTE MY GOOD FRIEND: #THEY WANT EACH OTHERS’ MEAT LOVERS PIZZA #THEY DEFINITELY GONNA BE MAKIN PIZZA SAUCE #I BASED THIS OFF THE CHASE BRIDGE SCENE #I WANT TO MAKE THESE TWO INTO PRINTS AND PINS AND STICKERS #colored art #i found out there’s a sammy emily in blueycapsules’ comic #i can proudly say i have the hot sammy emily lol

[aether-owo]

LET THEM OUT

#mario #super mario #super mario bros #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #shitpost #the man behind the slaughter #luigi #mario and luigi #video games #gaming #let them out #free them all #worcestershire sauce

[boxwinebaddie]

… can we get the realer and worse toxic yaoi

oh don't you WORRY, my loves! i am...writing it. ;)

smh.

i'm miserable.

Slay Olay! <3

so i was thinking way too hard about kyle showing up on the doorstep of their apartment all fucked up from fighting transphobes and stan taking care of him eVEn thOugh thEy bRokE uP ( and broke the hearts of dawn spawn ravesey super fans everywhere, mind you! ) and i started writing something...it's not finished and it's in these weird stage directions while i try and write...better, less cringeworthy actions. but you know what, you asked, and you shall receive. but...

be careful what you wish for, darlings. xx

***

[ this...is not his proudest moment.

he thinks as he drags his limp body towards the apartment, every step excruciating. kyle, mi amor, you've been fighting again! stan would scold and curse under his breath, shaking his lovely head, his bangs in his eyes, a dark natural brown, the way they always were when he was happy and healthy, with a tanned sun-kissed hand braced on his hip, his tattoos swirling enticingly beneath it. stan hated when he got into fights. but who gives a shit, right? surely not stan, because stan hated him even more right now, a terrible thought that thrummed all through his aching head as he finally made it to their front door.

...or, what used to be their front door.

it was late, the rest of the world was asleep, with craig's sister, who'd been cat sitting for them, hopefully all tricia tuckered out and in bed. he didn't want her to see him like this. he'd be absolutely horrified.

kyle hated being vulnerable...almost as much as he hated being alone.

but that was just as well: he was a hideous and unlovable thing.

which was why he couldn't say it. kyle grit his teeth. he was uncapable of it! he reasoned unreasonably, as he went to unlock the door, haunted and taunted by the silly novelty wine glass shaped housekey stan had gotten made for him as a joke at ace hardware when they'd first moved in together...before he'd fucked up everything.

the memory made him wince, but not worse than the stupid holographic key-chain that hung from the dumb key like a noose, a cruel, tacky reminder of their ruined relationship. because each time it flickered the acursed thing forced kyle to watch stan kiss his cheek,

over.

and over.

and over again.

he groans and twists the sharp metal shiv like a knife when the ghost of his favorite voice in this world and the next, cries out ]

“ — KY!”

[ the door swings open to reveal stan, silhouetted in moonlight and frozen there, in a fixed, but broken state of shock. kyle squints up at him, like that vision of radiance is some kind of sick apparition, a cruel trick of his waning conscious. because stan is supposed to be doing a show tonight, and yet...there he is. with his pretty face lightly flushed and his now bright red hair held back and still wet from the shower.

he’s standing in the doorway, cradling curb in his arms, wearing a plaid patterned pair of kyle's boxers and his beloved college sweatshirt, stained in small splotches around the collar with sweet-n-sour sauce and charcoal colored salt water. the hue of his eyeliner.

he looks beautiful, so naturally, kyle smiles and sways, causing his split lip to send blood same shade of stan's hair all over his teeth. ]

“Hey, Handsome.”

[ his ex-boyfriend's blue-silver eyes dilate in dizzying delight for a moment, lightening with longing before darkening again. he starts to say something, probably in admonition — he's not supposed to say shit like that anymore — when kyle stops him dead in his tracks. ]

“ — I wasn’t talkin’ t’you.”

[ the injured boy nods towards curb, who stan holds protectively over his chest, like he's hiding his heart, unaware of it's place on his sleeve. or his ring finger, where a tatted sun shone, proof of their covenant and devotion to each other. because rings didn't matter. they'd been married since sixth grade. or were...married. he was still getting used to that one. stan rolls his eyes, but he laughs a little in spite of himself.

so that line still works, he mentally notes with a smirk, clinging to that small sense of pride. even if they don't. curb makes a confused, concerned noise, a mournful meow. and kyle is so distracted by the two sets of blue eyes roving over him, that he almost forgets to ask: ]

“How’dya…” [ he pauses, narrowing his eyes. ] “Know it was…m-me?"

[ stan speaks too quickly, like the answer is obvious. he sputters out. ]

“You—You made a s-sound at the door! You groaned…”

[ but stan stops mid-word, choking back a sob at the sore sight of kyle's bruised and battered face. he whispers something in stannish, a soft, soothing hymn — into the crook of curb's neck before placing a small kiss at the top of his ochre head and lowering him down onto the carpet, where he skitters behind his dad's legs, looking equally fearful.

then, without thinking, stan surges forward to touch the bloody, war-torn battlefield of his ex-boyfriend's countenance, all to desperate to hold him, to comfort him. it's involuntary, its muscle memory, a force of habit, and his scared, shaking fingers were nearly curved around the raised, angry apple of the combatant's cheek, where a dark purple bruise had begun to blossom like the worst kind of rose, before, at the very last second, that helping hand jerks away and clasps over his wide, whimpering mouth like a lock, where through the watery, unforgiving valley of his fingers, stan mutters a sad and strangled… ]

“Oh—Oh my god…”

[ it hurts a hundred times more than all three broken ribs to hear the pain that stings in stan's voice, but the college student stubbornly soldiers on, trying to put on a brave face he attempts to pull all the pieces together. his ginger brow furrows pensively as he ponders, then hones in on an answer, his hypothesis rolling tentatively off his tongue before his bitter words back off, ripe with disillusion and disbelief. ]

“Shit. You…”

[ kyle’s sage eyes widen in realization, suddenly wrought with guilt. ]

“Felt it, didn’t ya?”

[ stan rubs his neck sheepishly and looks away, now studying the carpet with great sudden interest. he made a displeased clicking noise, like the logician was wrong, but kyle knew from the way stan’s lip twitched, he was right. after all, kyle could read stan like a book. it was his favorite one. which was clear from the way the scholar watched the rockstar's teeth thrash his lovely pierced lip.

stan was embarrassed. but kyle thought he was so goddamn cute when he got all nervous. which was a selfish and fucked up thing to think. but no matter, because when he looked up again, his once sky-blue eyes had gone grey like two summer storms. kyle's face falters. because, for the very first time, his favorite book...was unreadable. ]

“Let’s get you inside.”

i'm so sad this is the worst thing i've ever written, oh my GOD.

-uncle nina, captain of the ravesey ship which is sInKinG!!!!! :///

#this is the worst thing i've ever written #hope i d*e #*maroon five vc* iiiii am in MisSouRi #this is such a mess like literally and figuratively #not jersey HITTING ON HIM!!!!!! like oh my god #ravenstan is so stressed out i'm crying #not the gerard way danger days hair red hair stan it's his angsty hair-(e)ra i don't support it but he does look Good #maybe ill finish this #the spelling and sentence structure is bad but like i said its my weird draft ill fix it later #but yeah have fun but u probably wont so sorry #kyle smiling at him w the blood in his teeth smh #stan in kyles boxers and columbia sweatshirt #freaking covered in takeout sauce probably watching a sad movie and crying lmao...raven stop being a crybaby challenge #FAILED #LIKE THEIR RELATIONSHIP BC KYLE HAS A FEAR OF EMOTIONAL INTIMACY I HATE MY LIFE #STANS SUPERNATURAL SYNETHESIA IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER I AM SCREAMING #heard jerseys groan of pain and was like KY!!! :(((( #like immediately knew it was him i hate my life </333 #anyways...hell is place...jail is a place i'm returning to dw dw