#fight me over this I dare you

[forget-me-ghost]

I rewatched epsiode 7 (I'm obsessed, sue me) and I noticed for the first time how sincerely Alastor is smiling with Rosie around.

Like, look at him. His eyes are smiling, he almost never does that, that's how we know his smile is fake most of the time.

Rosie actually manhandled Alastor, she dusted off his jacket and just grabbed him to move him around. Alastor didn't even bat an eye, he just let her do whatever she wanted. (There was also that honk sound and it was so cute)

I used this once in another post, but fuck it. Rosie knows that Al is asexual. Even Alastor doesn't know that he is, there wasn't a name for it in his times. They were spending time together and she was like "this man is asexual", I love it.

Alastor and Rosie's friendship is so special to me, I need more of them in next seasons. I bet my right hand that they have sleepovers and talk shit about other overlords.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #rosie hazbin hotel #I am so sure that Alastor is comfortable with Rosie #they dance in her living room and laugh like children when they fall #I may be delulu about this but I feel like Rosie cares for Alastor and he does for her #fight me over this I dare you

[pigeonpalacade]

When the battle's lost and won

#i think the pose ref i used is from some gay french film that im now tempted to watch #anyways i just havent gotten over the idea of them dressing their injuries in the paper street kitchen #they make me sick #how dare you tend to each others wounds #fight club #fight club fanart #soapshipping #the narrator #tyler durden #my art

[spacerangersam]

Thinking about if Cap and Fanny had continued to be bitchy besties and how she'd react if he started dating Pat. All I can picture her being like is your boyfriend's cringe while cap's like :000 no! Also, the chaotic dynamic of patcap + Pat n Thomas and Cap and Fanny. Truly a nightmare quartet

#i cant decide if thomas and fanny would bond over their idiot friends or be at each other's throats asdfgh #'how dare you pats obviously too good for cap' 'no its the other way around' #on the other hand pat n fanny struggle to get along while cap and thomas are actively fighting in the corner #this post is a mess but do you egt me? do you see where im ckming drom?

[shima-draws]

Chimchar and Grovyle arguing over whose girlfriend is better but they have the same girlfriend so really what they’re doing is trying to see who can compliment Pip better

#Anybody who doesn't know them walks by hears the argument and is like 😬😬😬 #Meanwhile the guild members don't bat an eye. This is normal. This happens every Tuesday #Pip: Are you two fighting over me again #Chimchar: HE SAID YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL!! WHY DIDN'T **I** THINK OF THAT #Grovyle: Because I love Pip more than you. Moving on #Chimchar: /OFFENDED GASP/ HOW DARE YOU. YOU TAKE THAT BACK #Grovyle: ...Okay that might have been a bit harsh. #Pip: I can't believe this. I'm dating a pair of grade A morons #Dusknoir: You finally noticed? I'm so proud of you Pip......... #Pip: SHUT. #Pokemon #PMD #OKAY SO I HAVEN'T STARTED PLAYING YET BUT I'M PROBABLY GOING TO LOL. #They're on the brain......they're on MY brain..... #Timegearshipping #Pip #Chimchar #Grovyle #Shima speaks

[killiansprincss]

You can’t tell me if Will Scarlet wasn’t low-key afraid of Killian and his clearly making it clear Emma is his that he wouldn’t have tried his luck flirting with Emma

#wills type is badass blondes #obvi his heart is with ana but like you can’t tell me he wouldn’t have tried #he was so impressed when she picked the lock #and I think it would’ve been funny to see Killian fight will for daring to flirt with his woman #and then Emma being like you don’t own me blah blah blah but also like dang I have 2 guys fighting over me #will scarlet #ouat #emma swan #captain swan #ouat 4a

[leieryx]

god I am so TIRED of being a model minority sometimes

#sorry for being serious on main but like #I really am tired of having to deal with all this in a calm and professional manner #block and move on. #leave the room. #laugh awkwardly. #do their jobs for them. because they’re determined to hurt people who can’t help themselves #don’t you dare stop smiling. #that’s Fighting. #They can say R***rded. #They can talk loudly about how they want you gone. #They can tell you they want you to see them naked #They can call you a bitch #They can get reported over and over and over again. and nothing changes #but god forbid you don’t sound nice anymore #god forbid you only say ‘ok’ #that’s fucking Fighting. #disagreeing makes you a bitch who ‘needs to defend themselves’ and therefore isn’t Right and doesn’t matter #and saying nothing means ‘yes’ #‘secretly you are right all along’ #go to hell. #vent post #I need to take more pride in the conservatives who are scared of me fuck them #ok I’m normal again. very

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

i hope yer happy with yourself YURI CAUSE CROSS HERE MUSTVE HAD HER SPEAR AND STABBED MY HEART AND THEN PULLED IT OUT TO KEEP IN HER TROPHY ROOM OF HEARTS SHE HAD STOLEN /LHJ

overall, tiddies rating 10/10

DAMN ten outta ten??? she wouldn't know what to do with all this flattery dude cmoon HHGFSHGF fr fr waaa thank youuuu >:'D <333333

#ask #my art #cross #fem!cross #GHFHGH i've SEEN your reblog you little sneaky minx!!!! how DARE you be so sweet >:'(((( #and ughghg drawing me FANART??? brooo #stop being so cool and talented istg i'm gonna CRYYY WAILING SOBBING this looks so cuuuute<3333 #muah muah love the lil freckles :'0 thank you sm for drawing my gal >:'D i'm munching on your artstyle rn it's so scrumptious <333 #she's new to the whole god of det thing cause she kinda had to fight the last one for the title so dw you're her first prize wehehe >:) #btw it's been agesss since i've seen these designs but i do have the story and new version doodles planned in my wips if you wanna see that #it's a hit or miss when it comes to these lil au ideas in terms of engagement since they're human vers and not skeletons #which i don't mind but it's always so funny trying to find what my audience wants to see cause i never know what to draw for y'all xD #i was SO sure ppl were here for killer art the most- but then i recently learned that you guys like to see more apple brother art! #i really wanna know what got you guys to follow me in the first place actually cause i'm so curious!! >:D and what you wanna see more of to #ok okay tangent over hhh THANK you so so so so much for passing by paper'd you're a real bean for this one muah muah<33333

[star-mum]

Okay OP nation I have some (maybe controversial) statements about the Straw Hats and I need y’all to listEN FIRST OKAY- HEAR ME OUT

Boyfriend: Zoro and Franky

Husband: Usopp and Sanji

Girlfriend: Nami

Wife: Robin

Luffy: Aroace king

#DO YOU SEE THE VISION ???? #like I am a Certified Zoro Girlie but thats not a husband... he has Boyfriend written all over him #I cant call him husband in my head - ‘oh that’s my Husband Zoro’ - ew no - 'thats my BOYFRIEND Zoro' - yes ! #Franky is just cool and sensitive like that -> the boyfren to defeat all boyfrends -> i'd fall hard and fast -> like embarrassingly so #SANJI OH MY GOD !!! THE FIRST MAN WHO DARED TO MALEWIFE #and of course anime he has a couple red flags but I always put those on ‘annoying anime trope’ rather than accepting thats a part of him (C #(OPLA IS HERE TO PROVE THAT) shit like in canon they kinda set him up as this totally uncool Wannabe Casanova (which he is !!) #but he’s also just effortlessly charming ???? me at 7 y/o watching his intro for the very first time ??? a goner !!! -> me at 20 yo watchin #GOD !! USOPP !! THE MAN ! THE KING ! THE LEGEND -> I have ALWAYS been an Usopp girlie -> cause im always right and i love to win #y’all gonna give a pathetic cowardly little man with huge dreams and an even bigger heart who ALWAYS stands up for whats right #DESPITE BEING SCARED ???? I’m in the chapel baby lets do this 👰🏻 -> also his tiddies are always out ??? DUNGAREES WITH NO SHIRT !! WHATS NO #risking his life fighting an incredibly powerful and scary pirate for an entire village who didn’t treat him fairly and DIDNT BELIEVE HIM #him going to a place he was Not Welcomed and constantly mistreated at only to tell a DYING girl incredibly fun stories and keep her company #cause he saw his mom go through the same thing as a kid ? -> i love him yall 🥺 #NAMI !!! thats Girlfriend with a capital G -> shes pretty greedy and a little bit (very) mean -> i love her sm i want her to rule my life #RO !! BIN !! the crush I have on that woman is honestly embarrassing -> she is THE wife -> do not be mistaken #i dont really see Luffy wanting a romantic relationship but that’s not gonna stop me from reading fanfic about him ; p #i had to edit this and glue some tags together so they'd all fit -> thats why theres so many arrows -> I have Thoughts okay -> let me live #one piece #opla #one piece live action #straw hats

[depresseddepot]

trying to determine which parts of my relationship with sex are asexuality, which are trauma, and which are autism is like trying to have a conversation with three people talking loudly and all at once

#just to be clear: asexuality as a result of trauma or neurodivergency is still asexuality. full stop no debate. #anyway because i love oversharing on tumblr dot com: feeling very sex repulsed on this day #i was joking with some guy about fighting each other (specifically said ''you ever fight a girl over 200 lbs? id break your ribs'') #and like three different people said something like ''well that would probably turn him on'' #and. listen. i get it. that was a joke response to my joke threat #but what i felt in that moment and still feel now requires nothing short of academic study to understand #first of all: how dare they make me feel embarrassed in a social setting when i was doing so well. #secondly: why the fuck would me making a threat make them instantly think of sex #thirdly: how fucked up is my body image that i hear that and immediately think they're all out of their minds #i like fat women. i am personally attracted to fat women. not (usually) sexually but i do think they are very nice to look at #so why is it so hard for me to accept that someone else could find me attractive as well ! #i think about being in a situation where a relationship and/or sex is a real possibility and i flinch like its going to hurt me #but why???? where is this aversion coming from !!!!! i am a hopeless romantic i daydream about romance all the time #so whats the deal here. is it subconscious bc of my asexuality and i associate romance with sex? #is it because of my autism where i associate romance with touch and am afraid i am too unempathetic to have a chance? #or (most likely) is it just because im so fucking scared of trusting someone that even the thought makes me nauseous #did this all crop up from a throwaway sex joke? yes #but people don't make sex jokes to me. people don't even pretend to allude to me being cute #this same group of people said a few weeks ago ''at least you're pretty'' #which. is not the case!!!!!!! people do not say those things to me because they don't want to even slightly entertain that idea !!!!!!! #and i am extremely tired of having my life upended because of this #i have always been treated like i was ugly and teased about it and i FINALLY have managed to be okay with not being attractive #and now that im okay with it: NOW is when the pretty jokes start. im fucking angry about it actually #i can't be both. i cannot think of myself in terms that abstract. i am one or the other #and this leads me to believe that people think i COULD be pretty. but the catalyst is that i am fat and therefore cannot be attractive #which just makes me more angry!!!!!!!!!!! #how can i be completely indifferent to sex and attraction without seeming juvenile. i don't care so so much #but every time that sort of thing happens i feel like im 13 again and the hot jock is talking to me #i need to be put down. something's wrong with this one (me) #i realize i can't stop people from making sex or appearance jokes but god i wish i fucking could

[im-no-jedi]

me seeing any sort of slander and hate towards any member of TBB:

#the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #yes this of course includes Crosshair #and Omega OBVIOUSLY #I WILL FIGHT YOU OVER THEM #JUST TRY ME I DARE YOU #THEY'RE ALL GOOD CHARACTERS #YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN #😤😤😤 #star warz

[seventh-district]

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#Seven’s Public Diary #vent #vent post #cw misogyny #cw period mention #cw vent #cw vent post #it’s one thing to know that someone hates you #but its another to hear them red-faced screaming it at you while you’re sobbing and shaking and- #-picking up 50 pieces of your scattered paperwork and the folder that they just threw and hit you with #i stood up for myself for once though and even though i was trembling like a chihuahua and openly crying. i feel better. #dare i say i feel stronger. it feels good to stand your ground for once. instead of letting a man stomp all over it #time and time that tumblr post with ‘Speak the truth even if your voice shakes.’ painted on the side of a barn.. it keeps ringing true #wish i could find that post again #also. i will personally fight any man that trivializes someone’s experience just because they’re currently menstruating #if you dismiss someone’s distress and pain just bc you know they’re on their period i will fucking fight you. i will throw literal hands #*Insufferable Cis Male mocking tone* ‘i must be on my period every day of my life then’ SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT YOUR SORRY MOUTH BEFORE I DO #OUR EXPERIENCES ARE NOT COMPARABLE AND THAT'S NOT WHY I'M LIKE THIS. I'D BE PISSED REGARDLESS #i will tear your dick off and shove it straight down your throat if you say that to me again #*deep breath* #okay that’s enough oversharing for one evening #to delete later #…perhaps #in other news Gunpowder and Lead by Miranda Lambert is a very very very good song #and that’s not some subtle hint at anything. i just think it’s a very good song that i haven’t listened to and appreciated in a long time #it holds more meaning to me now though. i Understand it now. when i was a child i didn’t really Get the lyrics. i do now. #it’s wild re-listening to all the country songs i grew up on. and realizing all the lyrics i heard back then would one day be relatable #its… something. and makes the music mean a lot more to me #i would make a list of which old country songs are like that for me but honestly just see my ‘Seven’ playlist. it’s got ‘em on there

[eggxdragoon]

I need to sleep but I keep getting pissed off by my own thoughts because people are so stupid!!!! lol

#I'm tired of it man I'm tired of being treated like shit tired of always being the last to know tired of being blamed and accused #the one thing that stayed reoccurring even after escaping my abuser. and everyone tells me I deserve it and it happens for a reason #fucking choke and die #how fucking dare you I keep fuming over it #I'll keep working hard and fighting just so you don't get the satisfaction of me giving up

[ghoulishxgraphics]

Everybody screaming about Namor and Attuma falling for Shuri or M'baku and Okoye, people they fought, and I raise you this: Riri yeeted Namora back into the ocean hella hard... imagine Namora being down bad for Riri too after that though like oh this lil punk has the audacity to throw me into MY ocean like a sack of potatoes? Okay 🥰 👏👌Bro idk why but my head just SCREAMED 🎶 I can show you the world 🎶 like imagine!?!? Riri holding her, or Namora riding on Riri's back as she flies across the sky showing the beauties of the surface world without having to see colonizers, and then Namora taking Riri on whale rides showing her the beautiful hidden parts of the ocean most people don't know about 😍😍😍 Lmfao imagine Namora talking all this shit about putting up with her cousin and friend being annoying lovesick fools for Shuri and Okoye, and then the next time they see Riri she says some sassy shit, and Namora clams up and blushes like this 😳. Namore and Attuma just stare at her like oh foreal. the fuck. has the lionfish been stung by ironheart. okay. we having words on the whaleride home babe 🧐😏🤔 (also side note I LOVE that Namora wasn't pure blue like Attuma, she had some pinkish-blue marks on her face and arms when on the surface so I will die on the hill for her having a pinkish-blue blush)

You have no idea how much I WISH I COULD DRAW so I could draw Namora with a pinkish blue blush!!! But you fool! You think I haven't thought of Namora falling for Riri after being the only person able to yeet her into the ocean!?

That was probably the equivalent of asking her out. You think I didn't imagine her just laying in the ocean for a hot second, in just bewilderment that someone was able to shake her off, let alone throw her back into the ocean like she was nothing, and that probably being the hottest thing ever to her.

Now she wants to go back to the surface and declare a rematch, but Namor has already called everything off, so she has to return to Talokan with just the biggest feeling of frustration, and you know when Riri returns to Wakanda to visit, Namora is there in a heartbeat, declaring that she fight her again in a rematch because Namora can't just ask someone out like a normal person.

She takes her dating advice from Attuma of all people, and shouts out her own little nickname for Riri the moment she spots her anywhere.

#black panther wakanda forever #I WISH I COULD DRAW THIS BUT I AM SO NOT TALENTED IN ART #CAUSE I IMAGINE IT JUST AS MUCH AS I IMAGINE ATTUMA BURSTING INTO WAKANDA TO FIGHT OKOYE WHEN REALLY HE JUST WANTS TO ASK HER OUT ON A DATE #YOU KNOW NAMORA WOULD BE SO PISSED AND WOULD BE COMPLAINING FOR DAYS AFTER NAMOR IS LIKE 'Yo the fight is over we good.' #FOR DAYS #Namora: The flying one had the audacity to throw me into the ocean Namor! #Namor: Namora please.... #Namora: SHE THREW ME INTO THE OCEAN I MUST CHALLENGE HER FOR MY HONOR NAMOR! SHE DARES TO THINK SHE IS STRONGER THAN ME! #Namor: Oh my god just admit that you think she's hot already and ask her out for a coffee or something!

[yoohyeontual]

If my parents learned how to apologize, 90% of the fight we have wouldn’t happen….

#but seriously my mom broke down crying over something hurtful my dad said #cause she kept bringing it up like she wanted a reason to fight or break down #wich she always do and he says he apologize when it happen my mom says no #and I believe my mom cause my dad never apologize or does it like ‘’arg I’m sorry 🙄’’ #just to get rid of us mostly and not thinking it #and my dad is the type to say something really heartful if he’s mad #my mom sounded really mad but like she brought it back 4 times like ‘’you don’t know what he said to me’’ #no i don’t but i can’t imagine and I knew she wasn’t not bringing it up to make light of it she just wanted to sound like a victim #cause I was telling her to calm down about something #i was telling her it was not worth getting work over and to not be mean cause it would just go against her #and she got at me thinking I was insulting her I wasn’t I was telling her the other person may get mad and to be better than them #cause they are in the wrong not my mom but yeah she took it like she wanted to #she’s really mad about her job lately and I think she needed a reason to break down cause that’s what not something she would break down for #now my dad went to their room watching tv cause I don’t think he dare ask for the one in the living room #and she’s making supper and she’s mad he went to the room 😭 #you don’t want help cause you’re mad so he’s just making himself busy 😭 #i think I heard her say ‘’he better eat cause I’m not making dinner ever again’’ cause my dad sometimes dosen’t what she make if he’s mad #but that’s not the case ??? SHE’s mad if he was mad he would have close the door which he didn’t 🥹 #😭* #I’m tired I’m barely happy lately and this is making it worst #I was telling myself yesterday that I was to happy about something and it was weird and something bad would probably happen well 🤷‍♀️ #I Hope she’s gonna be okay soon cause I’ve waited since midnight last night to tell something really awesome that happen #but I can’t bring myself to get excited about something right now I just stopped crying #alex.txt

[pennielane]

i really hate to beat the dead horse but oh my GOD matilda is a bad song

#the lyrics are BAD i am sorry they are weak and lazy and BAD!!!! #harry can do so much better which is why i am yelling about it!!! #i’ve been trying so hard to like this song for over a month #and i just can’t do it #i literally need to delete it from my library #‘cause they never showed you love’ is the biggest letdown of a line i have ever heard in a harry song ever ever ever!!! #it’s just total shit! #okay done now. i’m ranting because i just tried AGAIN to like it but it just makes me angry #do i dare tag harry? should i fight the harries again? #*cracks knuckles* yeah #time to fight #harry styles #not the beatles

[tama-gucci]

Christmas fucking sucked!!

#attempting a do-over today #anyways I am frustrated by the chains of ‘tradition’ and families downplaying their child’s covid symptoms #and also my fiancé’s sister is just a bitch who won’t stop insulting us and has now targeted our dog #and I’m like ‘why do you just take this? we’re both almosf 30 in a couple of years?’ #and he’s just been like. told to ignore it even if it upsets him even as a kid because SHE loses HER SHIT if he dares say anything #and I’m like this is insane #this is insane person behavior l #how am I supposed to just sit there while she goes ‘remote work is horrible I’d literally die if I had to do that’ knowing full well #I work remotely #and then calling my dog ‘not a real dog’ because she’s a Westie and not some bigger dog??? #first of all my dog’s ancestors were bred to kill so #and it’s just been 5 years of her hating me and my fiancé for no reason #and it’s insane to me #and I’m done I am not attending anymore family events with her there #I WILL start a fight next time #anyways Danny cried and I cried but Winnie had no idea what was happening and she was happy to eat her doggy cookies and fell asleep #on the drive home