Bowuigi and Banana Bros: Protective mario bros edition
Bowuigi
Mario to Bowser- If you hurt him again, then nowhere on this cursed Earth and the next can you run from me. I'm sure Ma wont mind me helping her make terrapin soup.
Banana Bros
Luigi to Donkey Kong- Make no mistake, it takes a lot to hurt my brother. I already know you did so more than once. That'll be the last time. After that, well... there won't even be bones to dry after I'm through with you.
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I think Carlos will replace Checo on Red Bull or even return to McLaren if Lando is the one to replace Checo. Tbh, I'd rather see Charles leaving Ferrari because it's clear that the team doesn't respect him.
nah, i don't think red bull are clown enough to take carlos back. they've definitely made it clear they want lando and admitted to trying to get charles... i feel like they might have made comments about carlos too if they were trying to get him back (helmut and christian both openly rate charles and lando highly). besides, last time the sainz-verstappen crazy dads showdown didn't work out (and unlikely ferrari, rbr knows how to cut out internal politics when they disrupt the team) so i don't see them being too keen to try it out again. especially not when sainz's political baggage very obviously has ferrari in shambles.
now, a lando to rbr and carlos to mclaren switch up isn't as unrealistic i don't think, but lando seems almost as stubborn about that team as charles is with ferrari so i'm not sure they'll swing it. it's looking a lot like rbr puts daniel in the car just for the pr and because max has proven he can win them both championships essentially on his own. might as well milk the danny ric pr cow they've got going on while they wait for a more ideal candidate to fall into their clutches.
i would love so so dearly for it to be charles, because i would simply love to see him thrive in rbr (fine i like rbr as a team more than ferrari sue me charles is the only thing that dragged me there in the first place). but i also want charles to have nice things and get what he wants and he sooooo desperately wants to win it with ferrari, so i'm really hoping that there's a chance he still stays and thinks actually turn around next year miraculously. like, for his sake. imma be a bit sad about it when the second rbr seat finally gets locked in with someone else.
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scoutpauling is so important to me because they can better each other and have a positive impact and be in love and are able to be happy together
but also
i looove the fact that they can make each other worse
i want to see them hurt each other. scoutpauling divorce fever in my head. its like putting them in a blender for me ..... scoutpauling is about the arc of the both of them and like i said becoming better people and everything...... but scoutpauling divorce fever is like where they dont actually change and its just the worst for everyone involved and theyre so shit at communicating their needs and they sleep in the same bed like this
i get insane.....
anyway ummmmmmmmmm
i think of everything that could have been and what so many dreams desires and wishes turned into annndddddd yeah
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Alright, forgive me if this is stated somewhere on your blog already but I am curious: why do you think he has such a big inferiority complex? (If you also think he has one, I think I did see it in your hc somewhere) And if you don't think that's the reason, what do you think caused him to be looking for outside admiration so much?
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No worries and thank you sm for this ask!! <3
He has a superiority complex. But to be fair, the difference lies mainly in the symptoms and behavior, from what I understand. However, I don't want to delve too deeply into the psychology of it all.
In a nutshell, yes, the way I see it, Lorroakan harbors feelings of inferiority, which he doesn't acknowledge and copes with by overcompensating in the other direction: putting others down to elevate himself, having an exaggerated sense of self-importance, entitlement, and superiority over others.
While he claims not to care about the opinion of others, that's not entirely true. He craves admiration and worship, especially from people he deems his peers, such as city patriarchs/matriarchs, fellow wizards, etc.
Impressions matter greatly to Lorroakan, as they serve to validate his inflated ego and reinforce his (deluded) belief in his own greatness. Also... connections, you know? It's a means to elevate his social status, get support for his endeavors, influence, and so on.
It's one of the reasons Ramazith's Tower is so important to him (wealth and power aside). Lorroakan relishes in his newfound prestige within the arcane community as his (wizard) peers now flock to him, seeking access to the knowledge and artifacts that are now his. The canonical fact that he won't share any of this knowledge is very telling imo.
As for what caused this (and this is entirely my HC, though it kinda makes sense for him, doesn't it?); growing up in the Slums of Athkatla in a household with a drunk father and being the middle child of six siblings wasn't exactly a great start.
Imagine growing up dirt poor in one of the most wealthy cities in Faerûn, while you have nothing and feel like a second-class citizen. You catch glimpses of that wealth almost daily, yet it remains just out of reach. This sucks. But I also think this really stoked his ambition. I want to live like this one day.
Aside from that, his family life wasn't great. His father was a mean drunk who mocked Lorroakan's ambitions to become a wizard and make something of his life, because a) It's forbidden and you're going to get us in trouble and b) Just accept the harsh truth that you're a poor wretch like the rest of us, and you'll never amount to anything.
His father was miserable and seemed intent on spreading that misery to everyone around him. It's easier to wallow in self-pity than to actually try and fight for something, which is precisely why Lorroakan has zero tolerance for it. Except when it comes to his own, naturally. He is allowed to whine as much as he wants, HOWEVER he is a fighter, a hustler, amibtious af and when he's done whining, he'll adjust his crown and get off his ass. Anyway.
Then there was his older sister, a sorceress, the only one in their family. She wasn't allowed to practice magic either, of course, but Lorroakan's family respected her a lot more simply because she was "gifted". She could easily do what Lorroakan had to study hard for, and she belittled him for it. A lot. She also got a lot of attention. Lorroakan didn't get much attention at all unless he was being told off for getting in trouble.
Phew. That's a long read :,)))
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