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caterpillarinacave · 2 months

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fuck I wish I could afford to go to a Hozier concert

#That shit is EXSPENSIVE #I have not the monetary funds 😔#Hozier

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maxxxverrrstapppennn331 · 10 months

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During the Miami race, my brother (drunkenly) made the deal (with himself) that if Alonso got a(nother) podium, he'd buy his hat. He had the hat bought before they were even in the cool down room.

I said if Pierre gets a podium this season, I'd buy official Pierre merch. Looks like I now have to buy some Alpine Pierre stuff.

#thank god my financial situation is changing here soon so i can actually do it #the official shit is so exspensive its actually criminal #F1 #Pierre Gasly

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psychwardsystem · 12 days

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We need to get a new tablet, the one we have rn is atleast around 6-7 years old. We have one in our wish list on Amazon but it's $180 and we still need to save up to get our own apartment. We also need to get another job to help with saving for the apartment. Gods I hate this economy

#ik im gonna have a roommate when we move out but like everything is stupid exspensive #this economy is dog shit #complaining #system #psych ward system

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beveragenightmare · 5 months

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I miss painting sometimes like, I was a watercolor artist. My shit used to be WET man, my shit was Moist. Coloring digitally just isn't the same.

#talking #like i still have paints their just nowhere good in my house for me to set up #and i hate lining traditionally #in an ideal word i could do digital line work then print it out on watercolor paper to paint #but thats just too complicated and probably exspensive #ive tried digital watercolor brushes and none of them do what i want or even feel good #ah shit im making typos again rip legibillity

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mysteriouslee · 10 months

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JUST FINISGED MUTANT MAYHEM, IT WAS SO COOL

lee!leo ler!april

SPOILERS AHEAD

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The squad were all watching a movie after school. It was one of those cheesy movies that take place in high school. April cringed hard at the current scene, she didn't know how much longer she could take. She then heard the most adorable and goofy giggle coming from the blue clad turtle beside her.

"That's adorable" said April

"Huh– what is?" asked Leonardo.

"You laugh, it's so precious" she cooed.

The other brothers snickered at Leo's exspense.

"No it's not" Leo said with his face turned a darker shade

"Oh yes it is" April said as she began squeezing his sides.

Leo jumped and immediately broke into giggles.

"PFTHAHEHE gUHUYS hehHELP ME" he called out for his brothers who had left him to suffer April's wrath.

April moved her hands to his ribs, prompting him to throw his head back and flop on the couch they were sitting on.

"Ahaprhihl" he giggled

April was absolutely enjoying breaking Leon to a giggly pile especially knowing damn well that he's letting her, because let's be for real, he could break out if he wanted.

"Breaking news, Leo is the most adorable little lee" teased April

April shot up into his armpits and he immediatley brought his arms to his sides.

"*SNORT* GEHET OUHUT OF THEHERE PLEAHAHAHSE"Leonardo started to lose his shit.

"I can't, my hands are stuck" said April who then started to laugh with him.

April simulataneously blew a raspberry on his plastron to test the waters. Leo let out a high pitched squeal.

"WHAT IS ALL THIS NOISE"yelled Splinter who has been woken up from his sleep.

"Uh oh" both teens muttered.

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shibainu2006 · 1 year

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Y'all, I'm getting sick of vegans forcing ideals.

I know not all vegans do, so if it don't apply, don't reply.

But some fucker on pinterest said this.

When you take honey from bees, you force them to make more for their own supply.

Of course, I replied with this

all the things we take, we literally make use of. You know some remedies are made from honey? Not everyone is gonna be able to get pills and over the counter stuff, so they'll use what they have at home. A lot of this stuff comes to good use. An old southern thing, my sister got a 3rd degree burn, and we used honey on it to soothe the pain until she got to a doctor. We make good use of this stuff.

Not only that, BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD TO JUST UP AND CHANGE THEIR GODDAMN DIET!! THAT SHIT COST MONEY AND NO ONE REALIZES THAT!!

THE FRUITS AND VEGGIES THAT HOLD VITAMINS WE CAN GET FROM MEAT ARE EXSPENSIVE AS FUCK!!

Y'ALL WANNA TALK ABOUT GAS PRICES, BUT NOT THE SHIT THAT'S FUCKING ESSENTIAL TO LIFE!!

EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET THEIR FUCKING PRIORITIES STRAIGHT!

@killersweetie

I'm not happy with this world. I'm gonna fucking burn it down...

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lovelytheangel021705 · 2 months

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makeup (the Deamon and his little devil part 2)

$10,000 on the table. that is how much I'm getting paid to be fucked by deamons. The laws I've come to find out about are more obscure.when it comes down to it. i never knew i was gonna end up being fucked by a legion of demons.

The only thing i knew was that i was getting paid $10,000 for EVERY ONE. that can get me through at least 3 months of rent and my groceries. so when i heard that i was able to get what i needed by fucking a man, i thought he was speaking metaphorically when i said i was selling my soul to the damned devil and his army of goddamn demons.

now, im looking at the ceiling in complete astonishment at what happened. i mean for the love of god, i got dicked down by a fucking demon and he was actually sweet?!

i look at the table, seeing the money, but behind the money is a note, still haven't read it if im being honest but i see the fresh cut roses in a vase beside it and ill be damned if im not questioning what the hell made this guy act like this. im a stripper, not a girlfriend. but still. he said he had a boss right? so, does that mean this was a one time thing or does that mean hes coming around more often?ayayayay nononono no NO. we do not think this way. we are here for the money.

I think to myself. i sigh as i roll out of my bed and roll over, clearly aching in my lower back. i walk wobbily over to the table and look.

Holy Shit!

there was more than just money and roses he left a gift basket! filled with pain killers, treats and wine.

"What in the fuck?!"

i say out loud. i look at the note and its actually... SWEET?i open it and roll my eyes as i look at a gift card to a SUPER EXSPENSIVE lengiere store nearby and..... what is this? a necklace?

"sorry about not waking up next to you, had to get back to the boss, I'll pick you up the first time. the necklace will glow and within the hour you will be summoned. BE ALONE or people will see you dissapear. use the card, wear something YOU feel pretty in. and always carry condoms in all sizes, demon seed is alot stronger than you mortals. the boss will call you within the next day or so. and by the way your no longer employed at tour other job. Spoil yourself today! more will be explained on your arrival to hell.best of wishes, Miguel

"What. The. Fuck."

I think. I look at the note and shake my head.

Miguel.

"Fucker."I say out loud.

I've got to be delusional, or insane, or even dreaming. I get into the shower and scrub my head, finding a small mark the size of a quarter on my neck.

I jump out of the shower and look in the mirror.The Devil mark.

"It was real."I say, leaning over the counter.

"It was all real."

#spicy books #authors #Devil #Horns #Tails #writing

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pyrocortex · 9 months

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A 90s Selina Kyle action figure,some expensive goth merch(i wanna say makeup but idk if you wear it),matching Helstarr plushies and your favorite fast food order(which is?)

(For the pentagram ask game) Able to conjure an image of me for long distance communication, but not quite summoning me I'm afraid.

I'm sorry, but it's genuinely funny that if you had just left it at "Catwoman Merch" or "Catwoman action figure" it would have been enough of a dunk to carry this on it's own, but no, you picked the one decade of Catwoman i haven't read the solo series for and also have mixed feelings about the costume. It's the goddamn boobsock that always takes me out of it. (though, Batman Returns and BTAS were both in the 90s, so there's still some saving this) As for the rest. Yes, expensive goth shit my beloved. Also I do do goth makeup. Not often (time consuming and... well exspensive, also lack of reason) but I do. Helstarr, my favourite Super/Bat ship (sorry jaysumm), my favourite "only possible in alt universes" ship and also my favourite "I can't believe it's not canon" ship (because I truly can't believe it's not canon. They're from an alt universe. What is the point of alt universes if not to be able to make characters gay without risking the status quo?) Also when talking about a Powergirl plush there's got to be a pillow joke in here somewhere (though ideally these would be more of a shelf-sitting size). I don't actually think I've got a fast food order that can summon me across world. Baked goods though, that's how you get me.

#ask game #What i'm taking away is that maybe i should post about my hyper fixations even more #leave no one in doubt about what my favourite books shows and games are

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brightstarsystem · 1 year

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I'm getting stress headaches every day. I'm so tired of this shit. It's so needlessley hard right now. Being poor is exspensive. The worst part is supposedly this is shit I should not have to be paying for.

#star speaks #i need to make a mutal aid request post fuuuuuck #vent

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caterpillarinacave · 1 year

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Are there any other neurodivergent people who just love subscription boxes? Like, I can get a gift every month full of something tailored to my special interest for the price of Netlifx and Hulu? Sign me the fuck up.

#Disclaimer: sub boxes can get exspensive and unfortunately I know a lot of neurodivergent people can’t afford them!#I don’t get the streaming services instead I get a Kawaii Slime subscription Slime box #And holy shit I love that thing.#I’ve been getting them since March 2021 I think? Something like three years. I just got a new one today and it’s orange themed #My awful day got so much better the moment I opened that box #Yes my slime collection is a sight to behold.#autism #actuallyautistic #subscription boxes #Neurodivergent

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iminapersonaljam · 3 years

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Thinking about the fact that I bought that IRO blazer in NYC and I can’t wear it because it’s like 2000 degrees outside. 🥺

#Sad Lex #iro paris #exspensive shit #blazer #mine #thoughts #my thoughts

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adoredmarigold · 2 years

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Thinking ab how in the final act, the movie could’ve explored more ab how Richie def groomed Amber and took advantage of the fact that she was a disturbed highschooler

But instead we just got some dumb lines of them calling eachother “babe” and “hon” and the movie really doesn’t try very hard to get the audience to hate Richie more

#if you reply to this saying some shit like #uuuh Richie didn’t groom her #I’m gonna break in your house and steal your most exspensive items #idk I like the idea of a more tragic Ghostface with a troubled life #a Ghostface that was taken advantage of and manipulated and encouraged to act on on their violent and hateful urges #but sure what just have them copy Stu’s acting and have them be all quirky and loud and spit everywhere #sure

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joonbugg · 2 years

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Should I try to fight for my life to get a Notebook by Yoongi tonight or just let it go?

I can’t quite convince myself either way, but I have until 8pm tonight.

#joonbugg!talks #joonbugg!irl #sorry I haven’t been around much #I have my reasons #bts #merch by bts #I mean that shit is hella fucking exspensive but #I would use it for a long time #idk for sure #I know some people are upset with hybe about the prices #but at the same time #everybody has a brain #capitalism whether you like it or not

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johnathan-pastry · 3 years

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Dally has an all black percheron mare he rides in his rodeos. Her name is Countess and shes aggressively spoiled.

#the outsiders #dallas winston #like he threatens anyone who gets close to her #Will steal sugar cubes #horse equipment is hard to steal so if he does buy anything its for her #mans is cussing the horse out as he tenderly puts her saddle on #you better like this shit it was fucking exspensive