#except it isn’t

[ghostdrinkssoup]

“could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you and find nourishment at the very sight of you?” is such a romantic line because despite cannibalism sustaining the illusion that hannibal can control everything and determine outcomes and reverse time, loving will has changed him so drastically that instead of consuming will, will consumes him. and hannibal hungers for him, yearns and aches for him, but is content to just exist near him. to stay in his orbit somehow, if only will allows it. hannibal, who needs to cannibalise others to stay in power, finds nourishment just by looking at will. he loves him so profoundly that he could be imprisoned forever and still it would be better than knowing he might never see will again. it sates him more than eating the pigs beneath him. in will, he finds religion

#no wonder will broke him out of prison #if he was uncertain before he wasn’t after hearing that #and for some reason people tend to edit that line out so that bedelia just answers yes?? #like I know it’s because it’s a roundabout way of saying he’s in love with you #and vague enough to be debatable #EXCEPT IT ISN’T #IT’S SO MUCH MORE ROMANTIC THAN SIMPLY SAYING YES #CONSIDER THE IMPLICATIONS #losing my goddamn MIND #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #hannibal meta #ghost speaks

[remylebeaugambit]

Rogue & Gambit #2 vol. 2 (2023)

#“gambit” #“rogue” #this is so romantic #except it isn’t

[wyvernial]

Redid Origin Blackout a bit cause it didn’t have enough design elements apparently

Took some inspiration from @ravewing’s wof infection au thing i am not typing out the name of because i will 100% misspell it to high heaven but check it out it’s cool

But yeah i took that shifted it to more of a cosmic horror idea and you have your multiverse ending eldritch horror derg

#dragon #dragon art #art #artists on tumblr #oc art #oc artwork #dragons #oc #wings of fire #except it isn’t #origin blackout #blackout moment #again #bro’s ok dw #it couldn’t be happier actually #fragariapathosis #kind of #not really #but it’s inspired by it #loosely #still tho

[random-kido]

hand is anyone’s guess 💜

#my art #hand is anyone’s guess #except it isn’t #I know #I KNOWWWWWWW #anyway #dude needs to let loose #suggestive

[lotus-pear]

doing skk meme redraws instead of sat prep >:)

#someone pls get them out of my fucking head my brain isn’t allowing me to draw anyone else #pls put me out of my misery i don’t know how much longer i can be obsessed w these pathetic losers #running back to my toxic ex every week except the toxic ex is my skk obsession #also i drew the hat this time i’m so proud of myself 🤩 #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[randomfangirlforever]

Today in adventures of a random brain - caught this image of a vintage brooch in the feed of a shopping app and legit thought I caught a glimpse of a Mockingjay pin labeled as vintage and started chuckling….until I looked closer and realized I maybe need either my EYES OR MY HEAD CHECKED.

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#hunger games #not what I thought it was #my brain #is apparently on drugs #mockingjay #except it isn’t #roadrunner #vintage jewelry #life with adhd #life as a fangirl #yeah I should be embarrassed #but I’m just sort of bemused

[bonesy-jonesy]

quick drawing of the sillies they’re besties and Gregory did NOT kill her idc

#GREGORY DEFENDER #fnaf #five nights at freddy’s #fnaf security breach #security breach #fnaf ruin #security breach ruin #fnaf cassie #fnaf gregory #my art #digital art #It was obviously the mimic #my boy isn’t capable of murder #except against the animatronics maybe #he was silly idk what to tell you

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[sableeira]

sure ango may have betrayed every organization under the sun but tachihara put in the effort to build up the perfect stereotypical gangstersona and act his silly little heart out for the perfect plot twist so we all know who deserves the award for best port mafia betrayal

#ango should have created a gangstersona too… it would have been a bit more spicy #although I do admit that not knowing where ango’s loyalty lies does make the betrayals in dark era good #but I guess similar things apply to Tachihara too which is why chapter 77 hits so good #Rimbaud gets third place for pm betrayals ig I like that his motives are about gay love but otherwise it’s just an okay betrayal #dazai isn’t even on the list because no one except Chuuya seems to count his defection as betrayal lol #I giggled so much during the episode because Tachihara was so dramatic throughout the episode ^_^ he is so funny #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd season 4 #tachihara michizou #bsd tachihara #ango sakaguchi #bsd ango

[wodania]

lyanna and her nieces, had she survived

lyanna talking to arya about swordsmanship, and lyanna gifting sansa a no-face doll (the starks are native and no one can tell me otherwise)

#art block so I will use my queen of dead girls who haunt the narrative to break it #except she isn’t dead in these ones #and nothing bad ever happened! #lyanna stark #arya stark #sansa stark #my art #asoiaf #extra tags: #fanart #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #house stark

[gayforbagels]

Pouring one out for Afghanistan and Anguilla and Antigua and Aoteoroa and Barbuda and Australia and the Bahamas and Bahrain and Bangladesh and Barbados and Belize and Bermuda and Botswana and Brazil and Brunei and Canada and the Cayman Islands and Cornwall and Cyprus and Dominica and Egypt and the Islas Malvinas and Fiji and Gambia and Georgia (the country) and Ghana and Gibraltar and Grenada and Guyana and Hong Kong and India and Iraq and Ireland and Jamaica and Jordan and Kenya and Kiribati and Kuwait and Lesotho and Malawi and Malaysia and Maldives and Malta and Mauritius and Montserrat and Myanmar and Nauru and Nigeria and Pakistan and Palestine and the Pitcairn Islands and Qatar and St Lucia and Saint Kitts and Nevis and Saint Helena and Ascension and Tristan da Cunha and St Vincent and Grenadina and Scotland and Seychelles and Sierra Leone and Singapore and the Solomon islands and Somaliland and South Africa and Sri Lanka and Sudan and Swaziland and Tanzania and Tonga and Trinidad and Tobago and Turks and Caicos and Tuvalu and Uganda and United Arab Emirates and United States and Vanuatu and Wales and Yemen and Zambia and Zimbabwe tonight

#text #op #dancing crabs #and many more #sorry if I missed you trust me when I say I am still popping the FATTEST bottle for u TONIGHT #edit: guys I copy pasted a shit ton of countries from fucking Wikipedia for a shitpost it’s not that deep #edit: the amount of y’all that are tagging this as ‘except us and Canada’ are missing the fucking point #it isn’t cute lol #EDIT: WHATS UP GUYS IT’S ME YA BOY COMING LIVE FROM. GLASS ONE OF WINE #I CHANGED MY MIND FUCK IT IM ADDING EVERYONE I MISSED INTO THE OP #AND ANOTHER THING #SOME OF YALL HAVE TO REMEMBER THERE ARE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE IN CANADA AND THE USA TOO #SAYING THE USA AND CANADA DOESNT DESERVE TO POP BOTTLES IS DISMISSIVE OF EVERY INDIGENOUS LIFE DAMAGED BY THE BRITISH EMPIRE #AUSTRALIA TOO #THE MONARCHY HAD A VERY PROMINENT ROLE ALONGSIDE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IN RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS AND COLONIAL VIOLENCE #IN SETTLER HISTORY #ALSO TO ANY OF MY BRITISH HOMOES I AM SO SORRY YALL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT PROPAGANDA MACHINE RN #GFGFGFFGGG I’m not changing that

[harrietvane]

A thought about the John Wick universe rattling around my head like a bean in a jar:

Everyone who meets john wick is in some ways immediately in love with him. Every movie introduces new characters who greet this isolated, self-contained man (who barely says a word) with gentle joy at their reunion, even if - especially if - they’re there to kill him. Immediate loyalty and affection. Oh John I was so sorry to hear about your recent loss. Even sorrier to have to kill you. No one regrets more than I due to the love and loyalty I bear you. Please, how might I assist you, just say the word. Let me break all the rules just to lay my cloak at your feet. It will blow my entire life up irrevocably to help you - but you do need help and we go way back and you’re looking at me with your big brown eyes, so like I will definitely do that for you baby. More than one enemy pauses mid-fight to allow him a respectful breather, just thrilled to do so. All this while the movie denies us ANY FLASHBACKS AT ALL to his previous encounters with any of these people. Closest we get is the pencil anecdote? I think? A veil has been delicately drawn over his past that inspired such devotion, but as a viewer you are 100% convinced the love is REAL. They do go way back and it must have been quite a time. Even ‘antagonists’ who hold the role of smug pre-dead guy are all ‘oh John you’re just so gosh darn impressive, I tell all my friends about how great you are, genuinely honoured to be murdered by you’. And you know what, that’s fair.

#john wick #is excommunicado except he isn’t bc of the big brown eyes as far as everyone is concerned #they are correct #text post shenanigans

[clownsuu]

Is emo!Home a good Dad? Supporting his lil Baby Bat?

Ngl home is the type of father who would hold his tiny bat son in his hands and proceed to try and show every single person he meets his son-

#Welcome home #welcome home home #”look at my son! Isn’t he so small and sweet?” #“The absolute most!” #Home in the emo au is exactly the same except he has a very strong sweet tooth #And absolute vampiric drip

[incendavery]

friend break up

#i drew this comic like five years ago? but my scanner was on the fritz so i posted a cell phone photo of it #it proceeded to haunt me by gaining five figures of notes #anyway at long last here is the scanned version!! #comics on tumblr #artists on tumblr #diary comic #daily comic #fire #anger #davedrawsstuff #art that isn't corvids #except it is. the corvid just isn’t pictured

[franklyimissparis]

they better not cast four very conventionally attractive actors in the beatles biopics… i want john and ringo to have proper noses! i want george to have vampire teeth and a unibrow! i want paul to be beautiful but in his own twinky asymmetrically doe-eyed way!

#once again begging sam mendes to cast randos i do NOT want to see buff symmetrical beatles in 2027 #idk the thing that attracts me to the beatles is that they just look like four blokes #(except for paul) (but paul has feminine features which isn’t super conventional but is widely enjoyed lmao) #the beatles #paul mccartney #john lennon #george harrison #ringo starr #beatles biopics

[aalghul]

I was just possessed by a vision of Duke crashing all of jaykyle’s dates accidentally. the first time, he just happens to be hanging out with Jason when Kyle visits Gotham, and Kyle invites him out with them instead of kicking Duke out (like you’re supposed to do with younger siblings but Kyle wouldn’t know that because he’s an only child so it’s not his fault).

And then Duke just keeps popping up, all the time, in comical ways. Jaykyle are getting milkshakes in Brooklyn? Duke was already hiding under their table before they even sat down (why was he there? Who knows. He claims it was for a case).

Kyle takes Jason to R’ann for a vacation and they’ve been on the planet for all of 5 minutes before they see Duke in handcuffs because he somehow managed to get arrested on a whole different planet from the one he should be on. jaykyle dealt with that and decided they’d just have to keep him on their vacation. Batman was hysterical when they got back a week later because he literally had no clue how Duke had vanished off the face of the earth. Duke had selfies of him (with jaykyle at every romantic event they’d planned) on a different planet though so he didn’t really care

#it’s like giving a mouse a cookie except Duke honestly isn’t doing this on purpose. the universe is the mouse giving jaykyle the cookie #they’re like stop. that’s enough cookies. and the universe won’t listen #duke is Kyle’s favourite of Jason’s siblings bc he kicked Hal in the face that one time #and also he’s just more fun. what do you want Kyle to say #Damian’s close tho i firmly believe they bond over being artists and being into anime/manga #duke thomas #kyle rayner #jaykyle #jason todd