#everyone in this game is so hot

[literallyraventeamleader]

I started playing Shadow Of War again because I have no attention span and need to play thirty different games at once and oh my god Talion is so hot and oh my god Eltariel is so hot and oh my god Celebrimbor is hot(ter than Shadow Of Mordor) and oh my god everyone is hot

#shadow of war #middle earth #talion #he's so fine #everyone in this game is so hot #why is he so hot #he's a goober #a goblin #a critter #i love him so much

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Robert is canonically hot on Craig which i can't think about for more than five seconds without combusting

#random thoughts #dream daddy #everyone in this game is so hot #im on craig's route now! babey

[adamsrcnan]

can we please talk about this

because it's giving

and it's making me feel thingsss

#*laughs nervously* #that was so hot #jeremy was speechless be didn't even respond like #i know everyone else was too but jean too focused to notice #jean moreau #jeremy knox #jerejean #the sunshine court spoilers #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court #tsc #all for the game #aftg

[jeeaark]

Final Showdown pt 1

Final Showdown pt 2.

So the key to becoming a lil more chill with the patch 0 Orpheus ending is realizing what I can get away with off camera. Brain fell down and nobody saw how we landed? No Emps in sight? Who knows long it took to regroup? One reasonable patch 0 ending where everyone lives coming up.

and I would've been content with this ending too if it weren't for those meddling patches.

Felt validated about the artifact solution though when the epilogue came out. As if Greygold wouldn't keep that lil doo-hickey after all this, practically a bag of holding for people.

Had to jump some logic hoops for Orph though. Don't think Greygold would be willing to risk any potential confrontation with Orpheus about Emps after this. Try and pull their first Squid Trick on him. But uh. Turns out! Orph Buddy's got mad wisdom. Dude has probably seen every Squid Trick in the book. Although. Not so silly as Greygold's attempts.

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #greygold #lae'zel #the emperor bg3 #bg3 orpheus #squid greygold #If I don't have everyone at least say mfer once what is the point #funny story I couldn't put my heart into drawing: Lae'zel's last attack missed. Greygold had to land the finishing blow. #but I like to think Greygold made it look like Lae'zel killed the brain. tiny arrow. nobody saw nuthin'. Team effort. No kill steal here. #Was I tempted to have Greygold levitate-catch Emps like the beginning of the game? yes. #But the cutscene of 'em scramble-falling off the brain told me that. I think they forgot they could levitate for a hot minute. #So. Awkward catch it is! #never found out what that netherbrain energy ball did in that fight. but uh. #let's just say thank gods the boss was defeated in time because NOBODY WAS DODGING IT aldkjksdjf #Most romantic fight between Greygold and Lae'zel hands down y'all

[rui-drawsbox]

I like to remember my first stardew save whenever I can, so I kinda remade my farmer for my first playthrough of Coral Island kajdhjsk

#rui draw smth #my first stardew save was on my phone (currently dead) with a pirated apk back in 2018 lmaoo #atm im going for the star boy but everyone is soooo fine. im not marrying until i date half the town #eva and mark are strong choices but i think the prettiest person in the whole game is raj. omg theyre SOOOOOOOOO #i'll struggle a lot to choose who to marry. i can see it rn #and kinda disapointed i cant date the hot merman yet. i downloaded the game thru funny means and i thought it was added alreay ajkdfhjs #stardew valley #stardew farmer #coral island #coral island farmer #sebastian #stardew sebastian #wakuu #coral island wakuu #im at seven hearts with both pablo and rafael and i think that's funny for some reason. i go to the blacksmith a lot ajdsfks #it was also. very embarassing when i had to go and buy the locket to date wakuu #ik its a mechanic in the game to send you a letter to let you know tou can date but it was so funny when you think about how those two know #-whenever youre gonna date someone

[aethersflood]

Just don't say I didn't warn you. You're Cid now, and if anything happens to him, we're finished.

#ffxvi #clive rosfield #jill warrick #ffxviedit #ffedit #final fantasy 16 #final fantasy xvi #i started this gifset bc i wanted to gif these two in their cool hoods but then i realized #i really love the way this second half of the game is set up #how they both think they're saving the world and expect everyone to thank them #but they're unintentionally making life harder for a lot of people #and what “saving” looks like to them is very different than how others see it #and they can't expect a thank you from people when they never asked to be saved #in fact their presence is making things worse #it's a lesson they sorta learn but Not Really bc otherwise they would have changed course in their destroy-all-mothercrystals plan #but most importantly they both look so hot like this #my husband and my wife #and what a way to open up the second half of the game too bc the writers were like “clive got hotter!! jill's still a beaut!!” #and i was like yES this is all i care about #mine

[moreespressoformydepresso]

Hot take:

Coriolanus Snow did not love Lucy Gray, even though he loved her.

Bear with me for a second I know this sounds like an oxymoron but I promise I can make it make sense. The TL;DR is that both SnowBaird shippers and detractors are right, but also very very wrong. I’ll explain.

People who say Snow was genuinely in love with Lucy Gray are wrong. Flat out incorrect. And I say this so bluntly because of one simple factor: before the games, he needed Lucy Gray to promise total devotion to him. This 16 year old girl was about to be thrown into an arena to fight to the death and his concern was whether she was committed to him?? That’s not love. That’s need. Remember the saying “if you love someone, let them go”? It exists for a reason. If you truly love someone, you want what’s best for them. You want them to be happy, even if that means stepping away. Snow was not ready or willing to do this. If there was even a chance of him having to step away, he was prepared to just leave her to her fate to die. And this happened relatively early in the story when you look at the importance of events. Most of the moments we can point to and go “that’s a turning point for him” happen either during or after the games. Funnily enough this ties to a very simple fact of the story that seems to fly over a lot of fans’ heads, if they’re not just outright ignoring it.

Snow did not lose his mind or go insane over the course of the story. The whole point is that he was always this way, and looked every opportunity to choose to be a good person dead in the eyes as he dashed them to pieces, burned them to ashes and used the charcoal left over to draw happy little doodles on their graves. This story has two points, with the first being a subversion of the “uwu villain with a tragic backstory to excuse their actions” trope. The second one is gleefully stewing in all the ways the people Snow wronged in his early life haunted him until the day he died, especially Sejanus and Lucy Gray. That’s just one example of Snow not actually caring about Lucy Gray, but there are more. They’re sprinkled all throughout the story, culminating in the final scene where he attempts to murder her.

However

Coriolanus Snow did have genuine feelings for Lucy Gray. He was prepared to ruin his entire future to save her, knowing that getting caught cheating would destroy all he’s worked for his entire life. When he was forced to become a peacekeeper, he asked to go to 12 in hopes of seeing her again. He went out of his way to track her down and they shared genuine moments together. By now, he has no ulterior motive for being around her. No prize, no game to win, nothing to gain except happy memories. Snow wanted to be with her. And Lucy Gray wanted to be with him. There’s a skeleton of a genuine relationship there, inklings of the love story Lucy Gray was convinced they were destined to have. That wasn’t fake, those were real feelings and it could have been beautiful. If it wasn’t for one tiny little problem: Lucy Gray is not who Snow thought she was. She isn’t who he wanted her to be. In other words:

Coriolanus Snow thought he loved Lucy Gray Baird, when in actuality he loved the idea of her he’d created in his mind.

You see, this boy is the least reliable narrator to ever narrate in the history of ever, beaten out only by Humbert Humbert. And in similar fashion to Lolita it looks like people are making the mistake of taking his word at face value when the point the book tries to make is that you should not do that. Snow looked at his choice to keep bashing Bobbin over the head after he was already knocked out and decided to take it as evidence that all human beings lose their humanity when cornered (even though he was no longer cornered), he is very clearly not a trustworthy individual when it comes to making logical deductions. Especially because he can be neck-deep in denial sometimes. Snow never cared about Lucy Gray, the Covey girl, singer and performer who lost most of her family to a massacre and was forced to stay in one district rather than moving around like she used to. He cared about Lucy Gray Baird, district 12’s female tribute for the 10th hunger games. And those are not the same people. Tribute Lucy Gray Baird was locked in a zoo, forced to perform at all times to survive. Lucy Gray was free to be her authentic self (trauma not withstanding) and while she loves to perform, it’s a different kind. There’s no pressure, she can leave the stage if she so desires. She can roam as free as one can in the districts and no longer needs a mask to live.

In the book, Snow outright says he wishes she was still locked in the zoo so he knew where she was and she couldn’t leave. He loved the Lucy Gray that was contained. The one that was considered his by the people around him. The girl who relied on him completely because she had to. He loved what she was forced to be in order to not die, and when he saw the real her he wished she would be more like the girl he met. Which was not the real Lucy Gray. Snow loved the act she put on, and to some extent the control he had over her. He had genuine feelings for her, but not for the real her.

To conclude this rambly mess: shippers will pretend Snow genuinely loved Lucy Gray for all she was. This is not true. A certain subsect of people who hate this ship will say he never cared for her at all. This is also not true. And in a fandom for a book about the nuances of even the worst people on earth, that’s very funny.

#the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #the hunger games #10th hunger games #hunger games #lucy gray baird #lucy gray x coriolanus #coriolanus snow #character analysis #I saw one too many posts warring about whether he did or didn’t love her and decided that the correct response was to piss everyone off #so here we are #analysis #hot take #i guess #idk #love #love is complicated #people are complicated #nuance

[polaraffect]

oh god they made chaos in hades ii so fucking hot oh my god oh my g

#damien.txt #send help the gender on them..... oh my god.... #i am looking SO. UNBELIEVABLY. HARD. #they made everyone hot tho. hephaestus. hecate. nemisis. and more. #oh god i've only seen moros once so far but the gender w/ them too....... man. idek if dating is a mechanic in this one but. #i want moros so bad i am down bad af #me after seeing the end of the game over a year from now looking back at this post: wow. what they didn't know would haunt them. #truly cannot tell if moros is going to be secretly bad or not. i hope not. but also. i hope they are. i love a good rivals fight. #anyways. yeah. i got hades ii. because i knew i would the instant it dropped. rip. i really did not need to be buying games rn #but hades ii.... omg... #ill probably be posting about it so pls block the hades ii tag if you don't wanna see anything #hades ii #hades 2 #(ill tag it both ways just in case)

[shesmore-shoebill]

The fact that cast (or at least Amanda) love referencing the "Arasha gets the best hot dog" is great. Felt compelled to go clip it in case some people hadn't seen it.

#amanda lehan canto #smosh #angela giarratana #arasha lalani #damien haas #chanse mccrary #its a great moment showcasing amarasha AND chamanda dynamics #amanda losing it over chanse's initial comment. amanda going 'EVERYONE GETS A HOT DOG BUT ARASHA GETS THE BEST HOT DOG' and arashas 'YESS!!' #the energy among the three is so good #and then angela 'you didnt even take the breath' #chamanda #amarasha #video #smosh games #im sure some folks missed this joke bc of noahs presence in the vid (understandable). so. happy 2 share it

[channnel]

Did anyone ask for the brothers in a bunny suit!? Specifically Jules!?

#HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE #my dear hatchet man #mdhm game #alan orion #Claude Merle #James Harrison #jules griffith #mdhm fanart #my art #if no one else is gonna draw jules in a hot then let me be the secretary of the Jules appreciation club starting right here- right now #i had... so much fun drawing this- i drew this in class and i sincerely hoped no one saw me drawing the bulge in their outfits- #i cant believe my art improved cause i want shinier legs on jules' #i really tried my best to make jules look flat- but alas- the power of bunny suits are powerful to make anyone hot... #hope.. hope you like it.. #you guys dont know how fast i rushed this

[oceanwithouthermoon]

hi you will understand my view

saiki has a lot of boxes full of shopkins and miniature things in general

one day in the middle of a hang out w the gang they're bored in his room and he pulls out one of this bad bitches

ignore the low quality 😭

FUCKKKK YESSS. I DO. I DO UNDERSTAND.

there needs to be like a masterlist of kusuos fixations/special interests LOL but mini things is definitely one of them.. i like to imagine him with a little dollhouse full of shopkins and other mini things so he can shrink down to their size and hangout inside.. sorry that's so silly but i love it LMAO imagine his parents walking into his room and hes in a little mini hammock in a barbie dreamhouse..

omg kusuo writes in a diary but nobody can read it because its mini and he writes in it when hes tiny..

sorry im gonna keep adding my own stupid things to this but. some of his other fixations include zelda, my little pony, mario kart, hot wheels, stuffed animals, the frozen movies (specific ik), vocaloid (pjsk)..

remember how he made his dads figurine move like a real robo-suit when he was in it ? that but with hot WHEELS and those little mario kart figures oh my GOD. sorry.

i still believe that all of the objects and collections he's accumulated because of his fixations are all in hidden places around his room because he's embarrassed of them since like. collecting cute plushies and shopkins isnt a thing the average teenage boy would do. like his closet and the space underneath his bed or even boxes underneath his desk are like portals to another fucking world bro.

#post power reveal kaido and kuboyasu get jealous of tiny saiki riding tiny sick as fuck motorcycles LMFAOOO #everyones jelly that he gets to ride the pink barbie dream cars sorry i dont make the rules #also he def fixated on fnaf as a kid (so did akechi and kaido) but not so much anymore #he played all the games and still knows most of the lore (and owns the books n shit lol) but i wouldnt call it a fixation anymore #i think half the tdlosk friend group collects hot wheels btw #toritsuka for definitely for sure for absolutely for sure #probably also kaido and yumehara #yumehara collects lalaloopsies idc what u say u cant prove me wrong #shes probably also a shopkins collector tbh #omg ??? stop ??? chiyo and kusuo bonding over their toy collections ?? omg. #or collections in general idk they also bond over project sekai so theres prob other things too #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[personthattoleratesme]

I think dnp should go to a mainstream red carpet event to serve the absolute most cunt and show the general public what they’re missing, and they they can come back and continue to be weird with us

#it’s like showing off your hot trophy wife once and then keeping her for yourself #I’m just tried of all the dnp disrespect from people who don’t know what they’re like now #so I want them to show everyone how hot they are now #dan and phil #dnp #dan and phil games #daniel howell #phil lester

[thievinghippo]

Whelp. There go my plans to romance Millie. Guess I'm going for Rafael. He notices Thorn. Ahhhh!

(also, if you want to block any of my coral island posts, the tag is 'hippo's coral island tag')

#hippo's coral island tag #coral island for filter #rafael sanchez #coral island thorn #I had heard about so many bugs #that I was sort of scared #to really play #but I haven't had any yet #yet being the key word! #coral island: everyone is hot #that should be the subtitle #because everyone in the game is hot

[sleepyscully]

"The Field Were I Died" is a very good episode

#it is so traumatizing and painful and tragic #but everyone is bring their a game of hotness here #holy shit #asile's one billion screencaps #fox mulder #dana scully #the x files #the field where i died #queuequeg

[a0random0gal]

Watching everyone somehow enjoy the ending while you sulk in the corner, cause you read the last chapter 2 years ago and have been hating it ever since:

#attack on titan #has one of the shittiest ending in television history and i will never shut up about it #honestly it's so bas it rivals the Got one #it's just #the character assassination of the mc #the glorification and martyrdom of a mass murder #the insane plot armour the good guys have #the cringy make out session with a decapitated head #i could go on and on #at least the game of thrones ending was considered awful by everyone #the aot fandom somehow fucking loooves this hot garbage #eren jeager #mikasa ackerman #anti eremika #armin arlert #reiner braun #jean kirschstein #annie leonhart #pieck finger #historia reiss #my girl was completely abandoned by the plot🥲 #my aot watch has ended at last

[mattodore]

found out while putting together matthias's oc page that his name has the exact same etymology and meaning as theo's name...

i’m sure this is information matthias is very normal about…

#theo is in fact a gift from god so jot that down ! #river dipping #i've been throwing myself into oc stuff bc i'm not doing hot mentally which is... tbh when i do my best writing 😭 #none of this is new tho i wrote the bios and 'at a glance' intros months and months ago when i first made an oc page #which is why i do plan on rewriting them but for now i'm leaving them like this... so i guess the echthroi page is done? #obviously echthroi has more characters than this but i haven't taken new screenshots of everyone yet... #i put the gray cas bg back in my game a few days ago only to completely forget i wanted to take new headshots for the oc page 😭 #like these are just placeholders... i want the backgrounds to match the oc page. oh... or maybe i could just do transparent pics? #i think i remember vyx made a post abt how to do that... will look into that when i open the game again. rn i'm at my keyboard 🧑‍💻 #like i am writing new things! started a google doc for theo yesterday and have been writing on it here and there since then #i've already cried in there... lmaooo. i like oc pages for sure but i think a huge google doc is what i really need to keep track of things #i drop so much lore in tags on here and it's like! river write that down somewhere else or you'll lose it 😭 #like i fr have never actually written down any of the info i've shared on here. i've just had all this oc knowledge stored in my brain. #so i went through and copied over a tonnn of tags and posts i've made into google docs but i just know i'm missing things i've probably #said in the tags of their core tagged posts... 🧍 if my blog didn't have so many posts i'd have an easier time going through it but 🤷 #and on top of that i've been making a bunch of posts about theo and matthias on my main acc. which is like 🧍 well great now there's more #i'm gonna lose track of...... i fr have gottt to get into the habit of actually putting things down in theo's google doc!!! #i'm just trying to figure out the best way to format it all but i've downloaded a few templates that i've been messing with. #...anyway. if it isn't obvious i'm trying to get back to posting on here. i'm opening my inbox now with the intent to just. #sit here in my inbox until i can get myself to reply. lads... avpd is actually so torturous i'm not kidding. #i feel like i'm dying trying to get myself to interact with people sometimes even despite how badly i want!!!! to interact!!! #theo and me and our avoidant trauma responses holding hands and skipping around together