#everyone else is mid

[marcobodtlives]

Levi would never disrespect a tea cup so much by hurtling it at someone’s head.

By by god he’s come this fucking close and some of these bratty scouts are really begging for it -

#he’s simultaneously talking about Sasha for ruining the pristine mathematics he did rationing food out #Conny for breaking his good broom while fucking about with Jean #Jean himself for leaving his uniform strewn about #Eren for Being Eren™️ #Hange is on thin ice but luckily they’ve calmed down on the whole let’s-find-a-new-sawney-and-bean thing #mikasa he actually doesn’t mind at the moment #Armin is well behaved and tidy so he gets bonus points #he would love Marco if Marco were still here #everyone else is mid #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #levi ackerman #shit posting #aot memes #aot meme

[idyllcy]

saccharine - mike schmidt x reader

You taste like divine honey.

Mike decides that on a random Wednesday afternoon, Abby still at school, his face still buried in your cunt. 

You're a dripping mess around him, your slick sticking to the stubble of his half-shaved face, back arched as he curls his fingers in you again, taking the moment to breathe, but refusing to leave your pretty pussy alone. He has to be attached to you in some way. If he isn't. If he isn't. If he isn't, then he's sure the nightmares will come again. He'd pick drowning in your messy cunt than those dreams in a heartbeat. 

He pants, catching his breath as you clench around him again, tears in the corner of your eyes as you cum for the nth time. His name comes off as a weak whine from your lips as he fingers you through your orgasm, refusing to stay still as you cry about how you didn't have any more in you. He knows you do. Even if you don't want it, you haven't called your safeword yet, so he's free to continue with you.

He pulls his fingers out of you with a lewd squelch, bringing them to his lips, sucking on them as you recover from the orgasm, head turned to the side as your chest rises and falls with each breath, the thin layer of sheen on your skin. Then, when he's sure they're clean, he delves back into your cunt, tongue forcing past your folds, causing you to jolt, fingers flying to his hair and digging into his scalp, almost crying as you try to tell him you can't take any more, but it falls on deaf ears. 

He mumbles for one more as he presses a kiss to your inner thigh, one of his hands going to lace with your fingers, giving you a gentle squeeze as he forces one last orgasm out of you, drinking it up as his head spins from the lack of oxygen, but oh heavens do you taste divine.

#TWO FICS IN ONE DAY? zen's fault everyone go point and laugh at Zen #you ever sat down and had a mid-life crisis and wanted to kys bc me too #☾.blurbs #☾.nsfw #mike schmidt x reader #fnaf x reader #im not tagging anything else pls rb to reach target audience thank yew <3

[puppyeared]

i like him

#somebody needs to keep me 8 metres away at all times or else ill start chewing on him #i just want everyone to know if i end up making a character who happens to resemble harvey in any shape or form #it probably wasnt a coincidence 😐and it will happen again #if i remember maybe ill try getting stardew when it goes on sale.. my friend showed me her farm and she named her chicken after doja cat #or maybe it was nikki minaj i cant remember. and she also said smth about monsters and passing out if you stay out after a certain hour #idk how accurate tht is all i know is the funny fucked up grandpas bed #i read somewhere that harveys supposed to be in his early to mid thirties and i dont have a problem with it but i think itd be very funny #if hes actually younger than he looks hes just a med school postgrad lmao. idk how well that headcanon would hold up since ive #never played the game and idk how often ppl talk about his age or if itsjust an implied thing. i just think its really really funny #im trying to get into the habit of drawing poses so im using reference images to try and build up muscle memory #i found some cute pictures of two ppl playing by the sea shore and it reminded me of xin and sailor so im gonna draw em like that #i havent drawn em in so long..... maybe i should update xins reference since i changed their lore quite a bit #myart #my art #doodles #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #sdv harvey #kinda wanna see him whimper a little bit. as a treat

[fluentisonus]

if there's one constant of this site you can always rely on it's people in their 20s talking disdainfully about kids these days referring to other users who turn out to also be in their 20s asdhksjd

#i keep seeing this happen. in fact it's happened to me #extremely funny how everyone seems to assume everyone else must be like 15 when in fact most of the userbase is. mid 20s #thoughts

[frammyjammy]

#invader zim #zim #dib membrane #my art #fanart #zade #also known as “canon” #zadr #it's zadr if you're cooooooooooler than everyone else #this is something i wanted to make mid-doodle

[ludaroace]

assuming madagio is good headcannon that madagio and fit end up having this god/champion dynamic but it's actually just like the most petty relationship in the world . like everyone else who has a god/goddess ? good terms, love it when they show up, trust in them entirely . madagio and fit ? worsties <3

madagio picked fit out of pure necessity and fit keeps working with them because he has to and neither of them are happy about it . they antagonize each other . fit sends more data but includes a message that tells madagio to go fuck themself . in retaliation madagio very clearly follows ramon for no reason despite having better things to do, not even for information just because they can . fit tells madagio he cannot send information on a certain day because it is his anniversary . fit gets yoinked mid date as a fuck you (he ends up getting put back, but it was to prove a point) . fit argues with every cat he sees and wakes up to his house filled with them . madagio hears pac wanted to adopt them and makes a point to just be there sometimes to be in the way, fit decides to be even more insufferable on purpose .

#qsmp #q!fitmc #qsmp madagio #everyone else sees part of this happening and thinks fit has lost it #while pac and ramon are the only ones aware of anything and they are being used as pieces in mental warfare #fit phases out of existence mid conversation and they are like man you NEED to stop being passive aggressive to your boss #fit comes back and is like . sorry apparently im not allowed to be happy (directed at the cat watching them) #however pac and ramon are thrilled that they can pspspsps boss cat now #madagio is very smug about this

[jeysuso]

#personally i think roman really likes la knight

#roman reigns #la knight #wweedit #romanreignsedit #wwe crown jewel #crown jewel 2023 #mygifs* #jeysuso #wrestling tag #tw: strobing lights #* #i'm never gonna not think about them. this match Gave. #also i think i've finally clocked why crusty fans hate roman #it's because he treated crusty like the mid-carder he is #and has treated everyone else like they're worthy of being in the ring with him #he did This with sami too. put him over like nobody's business #really sold the match and his emotions throughout #because we all know roman sells what he believes in #and he believes in la knight #(yeah) #i need them to run it back again tbh cause i'm not through seeing them feud lmfao

[multicolour-ink]

It's my birthday today (25th April) 🎂🙂

Update (26th April): Thank you all for the birthday wishes. You are all so sweet and kind and I'm blessed to know you 🫂💗💗💗🥺

#can't really pin this as I have a main posf there already #so I'll just leave this here on my blog all day for everyone to see #it's currently morning where I am #got a meal planned not much else #honestly I've felt 30 the last couple days cause I'm noticing my bidy creaking more since I hit my mid 20s lol #birthday #multicolour ink

[lowqualitygarbage]

TERMINAL. BABY. FACE.

Another silly Vault 666 comic, because every time I draw something with Lucifer in it his stupid baby face bugs me. 

It drives him crazy in-universe too, though. He can’t grow facial hair to save his life (only patchy little wisps of almost-invisible blonde peach fuzz). He is 5'2″ and has a baby face and it is SO HARD to get people to take him seriously sometimes. He likes wearing his lab coat outside of his workshop because people still tend to associate “scientist” with “authority” and he will take whatever help he can get at this point.

Doesn’t help that most Wastelanders age like milk due to exposure to elements, poor nutrition, tons of environmental hazards, and radiation everywhere. 

Text translation below cut:

Charlie: Bye guys, be good!

Lucifer: Have fun, girls!

Angel: Must’ve been tough, raisin’ Charlie.

Lucifer: Huh? ...Not really. The vault was safe, and Lilith was SUPER hands-on.

Angel: Well, yeah, but she’s in her 20s now, right? You must’ve been crazy young when she was born.

Lucifer: Uhh... I’m 47.

Angel: NO FUCKIN’ WAY!

Arrow to Alastor: 36 years old

#Vault 666 #Hazbin Hotel AU #Hazbin AU #Fallout AU #Lucifer Morningstar #Lucifer Magne #hazbin hotel lucifer #Angel Dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #Alastor #Sir Pentious #Niffty #Husk #Lucifer does actually have a lot of respect and power to his name it's just his reputation and his appearance DO NOT match up #Al is butthurt because he was not expecting Lucifer to be nearly 10 years his senior #It's weird trying to juggle ages when demonic immortality is taken out of the equation and having their shit be semi-realistic #Not set in stone but I think everyone else in the hotel aside from Husk is early-to-mid 20s with Pent being early 30s #Which still means Al was in his mid-20s at the latest when he picked up Husk and Niffty #and she started working for him in her teens #My computer keeps making sounds like it's going to explode so sorry if my posting slows a lot until I get it fixed or replaced

[elderflowergin]

I know this is supposed to be an AngstyTM experience for all involved but frankly??? This should have been an action/romcom made in the 90s.

Break for The Worst of Evil spoilers:

The plot is so hilarious - going undercover so you can live up to your hotshot cop wife ONLY to find that the mafia don you’re spying on was your hotshot cop wife’s ex??? Who still loves her? And not only do you have to pretend it’s fine when it’s not, but you have to actively help him get your wife? And it’s your job to save his life which you’ve done several times so he’s imprinted on you like some kind of murderous duck?? How was this not the premise of a comedy starring Jung Woo-sung as a mafioso, Lee Jung-jae as the underachieving cop going undercover and Kim Hye-soo as the hotshot cop they’re both in love with?

(Things in Worst of Evil’s favour: Im Semi, who is really lovely; supporting actors like Im Seong-jae and Lee Shin-ki who elevate the joint. Ji Seung-hyun is also in this; his hair is doing the Lord’s work.

Also give it up for the scenes at Euijeong’s mama’s funeral, which should have played like a French farce but did not because everyone is taking this very seriously. The sheer comic value of Ji Chang-wook at his own mother-in-law’s funeral, his head lowered like no one would recognise him if he did that, and then almost getting outed by a random nephew! Said random nephew getting picked up by Ji Seung-hyun so their cover doesn’t get blown! Ji Seung-hyun’s face is in Euijeong’s papers as her husband, so now Wi Ha-joon is like ENEMY NO. 1 IS HERE! Wi Ha-joon getting into it with Eui-jeong and trying to be a comforting boyfriend, until Ji Seung-hyun walks over completely unnecessarily to get some dickswinging in! All of this while Ji Chang-wook watches! Two men! Fighting! Over his wife! How is this not a French farce?

The amazing late 90s Motorola cell phones - I’m looking out for the Startac!)

#for clarity the mid 90s movie version #would have ended with everyone making out #because how else. #but anyway #the best undercover noir #was also made with jung jae ssi #and the lovely gremlin hwang jung min #and it was new world (2013) #i have watched the ending of that movie thirty times #because it is PERFECT #the worst of evil #gin text post

[front-facing-pokemon]

#solrock #now *this* is the fucker that the one raid battle NPC had in swsh that everyone hated. including me. he served only to remove lives #fuckin mashing the rock polish button the whole time or whatever it was. doing Nothing Else. i feel like a lot of people who usually did #raids offline had that fucker's name and face memorized. cuz they'd see that they got him and just give up right then and there #at a certain point i feel like offline raids were just not very viable. the NPCs they'd give you to battle with were just so bad #and some of the higher star raids you really needed the extra firepower you just couldn't get from those NPCs #but also they kinda removed a lot of the incentive for joining other people's raids considering your catch chance was lowered by like 9000% #if you weren't the host of the raid. and if you were the host the percentage chance was so high it was basically guaranteed #i don't think i ever ONCE caught a pokémon successfully when i'd joined someone else's raid. and i don't think i ever once failed to catch a #pokémon when i was the host of the raid. it's just. i dunno! i stopped doing raids at a certain point. some people can get a pokémon game #and play it long long after the main story bc they get invested in raids and shit but i just lose interest at a certain point unfortunately #as much as i enjoy the game while i'm initially playing through it #hff. anyway. i'm queueing this up the morning of june 30th‚ aka the day of my first flight in 10 years. so. this won't post until mid july #and i'll have been back for a while by then but for right now‚ me writing these tags‚ i am very Anxious #saur. haha. y'know how it is. have solrock

[tanoraqui]

of course, the alternate way for Eärendil to get a crew for company in sailing the eternal night skies is what I like to think of as Eärendil’s Anti-Recidivist Sailing Camp for Astrally Projected Oathtakers. Did you or your father permanently invest part of your soul in one or more very shiny rocks? Did you then invoke Eru in permanently binding your fate to said rocks, leading to some VERY dubious decision-making, and also rampant murder? As a consequence of all that murder and bound fate, are you now trapped in Mandos until the end of Arda itself, and going slowly mad(der) from boredom? Then Eärendil’s Anti-Recidivist Sailing Camp for Astrally Projected Oathtakers may be the right place for you!

Activities include:

Knot-tying

Sailcraft lessons

Steering (a special treat for well-behaved campers!)

Saying nice things about the Houses of Fingolfin and Elwë, and Finarfin for thoroughness’ sake, under threat of being sent back through the jewel to molder forever in Mandos (at the captain’s discretion)

Saying nice things about the captain’s descendants and in-laws, as the ship circles Númenor/Lindon/Rivendell/Gondor and Arnor for the nth time tonight

Fighting the giant darkness spiders and other nightmares which sometimes creep through the edges of reality

Sad Elf Seashore Radio Hour (with discussion: How Our Decisions can Reduce Loved Ones to Shattered Wrecks)

Singing classic sea and sky shanties, and writing your own!

To register for Eärendil’s Anti-Recidivist Sailing Camp for Astrally Projected Oathtakers, reach out your spirit to the nearest Silmaril. If you can’t, you probably don’t qualify for this camp. Living incarnates interested in taking a ride on Vingilotë may contact Elwing at her white tower at the edge of the world. Oath-cursed kinslayers imprisoned in Mandos should not do that, because she doesn’t begrudge her husband the company, nor the cheerful passive-aggression, but she has no interest in sharing it.

#earendil #elwing #feanor #the silmarillion #‘why does tanoraqui keep producing mid-day short fic ideas?’ well bc she’s back in the office #but everyone ELSE is on vacation #so she’s bored and avoiding work #and has no supervision #my fic #ficlet

[puppyeared]

Atla live action 😐

#thats my honest reaction 😐 #to be fair ive only seen 20 minutes of the s1 finale bc my parents are watching it but. mmmmm kinda mid #like. the casting is definitely an improvement since the last time they tried a live action but it feels like the writing falls flat #or maybe im being harsh bc ive only heard negative criticism on it beforehand. but fr anytime u bring up the original its already #good and not just because its the original. so much fucking detail went into it to the point of someone noticing azula wielding mai's knive #to how well thought out irohs character is used as a way of uniting the cast especially as zukos foil #i heard that sokkas sexism was toned down and i have to agree that feels like a cheap move. like i get WHY they think it would be better #but its not about how that reflects on real world its about how it affects the story. sokka starts out as a misogynistic asshole because #it makes it that much more impactful when he changes. toning that down makes it flatter and makes his character development weak #and someone pointed out they didnt even make him wear the kyoshi warrior uniform and i know it feels like such a small detail but #come on man. they did that in the original because not only does it help him really walk in their shoes - wearing 'feminine' clothing and #makeup and having suki explain its significance but it also ties in with the shows theme of harmony and intersectionality #i was also disappointed when they had the fire sages explain how the water tribe draws power from the moon because in the original it was #IROH who explained it to aang and everyone else BECAUSE we as the audience is under the impression hes with the 'bad guys' #and it builds up to how he learned from the other nations which reconciles his past as a war general and his character overall #AND its an excellent starting point for the cast and audience to understand how the nations arent as closed off as you would think #plus you would think its only fire nation doing propaganda but they expanded on that with earth kingdom censorship and it WORKS #a lot of things in the live action also feel arbitrary like. they gave momo a near death experience for 5 minutes for no reason #im firmly on the stance of bringing back filler moments instead of putting major events right after each other so that u give your #audience a sense of time passing and to really absorb the story. but i think thats more like shock value than filler and yeah its a small #thing to gripe about but those things build up and its really annoying. the thing abt avatar filler moments is that however small #its at least meaningful. hell even the beach episode emphasizes how isolated zuko and his friends are as child soldiers #i also swore to never watch the first live action since it was that bad but i really liked the stylized tattoos they used for aang #anyway. those arejust my thoughts. im not gonna watch the rest because im a ride or die for the original aftr growing up and #rewatching it at least 20 times as a kid. but theres definitely room for improvement and i wish ppl wouldnt take it as 'better' just cuz #netflix is adapting it. i wouldve killed for them to just reanimate the entire avatar series and touch NOTHING ELSE no redub #no changes to the story. just reanimate the thing and leave the rest alone and youd make easy money just the same #ALSO its very jarring not hearing jack desena and dante basco voicing sokka and zuko cause their voices were the most recognizable to me #i get that its because its live action but im allowed to feel a little sad abt that. and uncle irohs accent was really soothing #yapping

[redbean-nom]

honestly echo is probably going to die heroically in the next two episodes. he's not with rex, gregor, and wolffe in rebels, he's not with the greater rebellion, and Echo Base exists.

what i'm more curious about is when cody gets his own heroic sacrifice. he's not with rex and he's not with obi wan, so unless he also fell in a sarlacc or got carbonited, he's definitely dead.

anyways, the last episode's title is The Cavalry Has Arrived. and who could be a more fitting "cavalry" than Cody?

#star wars #tbb #the bad batch #tbb s3 #tbb finale #tbb predictions #commander cody #redbean talks #imagine they're all trapped and the commandos are closing in #the batch is injured/down #rex is stunned or cuffed or something #then someone from above snipes cx2/scorch/whoevers in command #and cody drops down to save everyone #cue emotional mid battle reunion between rex and cody #and honestly the whole batch and cody given that he seems to have a tendency towards adopting younger mutant clones lol #the base starts blowing up in the background and more stormtroopers/chipped clones run in as reinforcements #cody stays to hold them off while everyone else runs #and echo runs back to stay with cody #framed parallel to his death in the citadel #but this time they're both sacrificing themselves not for the mission but for their brothers #(mostly for rex) #and then by the time of rebels rex sees it as cody & echo sacrificed themselves so that he could continue saving brothers #but now he only has wolffe and gregor. the clone rebellion failed; he failed; their deaths were for nothing #so he doesn't want to return to the rebellion #because he's afraid he'll fail again #given that rex supplied the list of bases (now apparently left over from his time as rebellion leader) no way echo base is a coincidence #wolffe probably formally retired given that he's still on speaking terms with imp leadership in rebels #(also v funny that wolffe's imp buddies skype call him somewhat regularly in rebels #while being completely unaware of rex hanging out in the back)

[littlespoonevan]

one thing i still genuinely do not understand is why all of these teen shows set in high school aren't just set in college instead. when i think of all the shows i watched in my teens/early 20s they all have the exact same problems and all of those problems could be solved if they were just. set in college instead?????????? actors don't look 16?? that's cool bc they're in college so they can reasonably be anywhere from 18-24. parents seemingly non-existent or disappear for episodes at a time??? nbd all the characters moved out for college so they don't see their parents that often. characters going to endless parties, having unlimited access to alcohol, and sleeping with a different person every ep??? sure makes a lot more sense if they're in college!!!! characters randomly having free time in the middle of the day??? everyone's college schedule is different!

like!!! there are so many shows that completely lose the run of themselves by s3 bc their characters start off 16 and now they're supposed to be graduating and all the plans they had and colleges they wanted to go to now need to Go Away bc they need a reason for them all to still stay in the same setting which means basically messing up 2-3 seasons worth of character development. and i just cannot understand how none of these tv execs thought, hey maybe if we make them freshman in college this would make more sense bc we'd at least have a plan for 4 seasons and even if we reach graduation we could still feasibly transition them into their career paths without disrupting the existing dynamic??????????? teenagers would still watch that, the demographic wouldn't change???????? college is still a tumultuous time where people are growing and learning and making mistakes and having new experiences?????????? where are all the shows set in college where are they?????????????????????????

#can u tell i'm on s3 of gossip girl lmao my biggest gripe is how all we heard for 2 seasons was what colleges they wanted to go to #and none of them ended up there #which like okay that can happen but for NONE of them to actually do what they'd planned to do????? when they were all extremely driven #and high achieving???? (well okay dan and blair were lol) #the same happened with glee #or else you end up with shows doing like an endless senior year which is also stupid #or a tIME SKIP don't get me started on time skips #the only show i can legit think of from the 2010s that was actually set in college was how to get away with murder #anyway it's wild to me that in tv most shows are either set in high school or mid to late 20s and beyond #why does everyone skip the college portion what's wrong with it #there's a reason college aus are one of my favourite kinds of fic they have #so much potential #text

[andromaqves]

songs for turning; a quarry soundtrack

01. ptolemae - ethel cain (suffer does the wolf, crawling to thee—) 02. feral love - chelsea wolfe (run from the light, your eyes black like an animal—) 03. dangerous - son lux (how am i supposed to run? now— am i supposed to run?) 04. oxytocin - billie eilish (wanna see what you can take— you should really run away!) 05. i feel like a god - deathbyromy (nothing you can do about me, so high that you cannot touch me—) 06. sudden desire - hayley williams (your fingerprints on my skin, a painful reminder—) 07. body mind hell - vtss (ask no questions tell no lies, those hungry eyes are my demise—) 08. choke - royal & the serpent (beg you for mercy 'cause my vision is blurry i'm afraid you could hurt me—) 09. eyes on fire - blue foundation (i won't soothe your pain, i won't ease your strain—) 10. eat me alive - swarm, soundr (and there are no devils in hell, they live in my mind—) 11. pyre - son lux (bring all your things, and we can build a pyre—) 12. i'm not human at all - sleep party people (we're not human at all— we have no heart.) click to listen on spotify.

#the quarry #anyway UM this is for the eerie vibes mid-TQ when you don't know what exaaaactly is going on yet but Something Isn't Right With Nick #BUT ALSO for everyone else like me who's entirely too attracted to the infected characters lmfao welcome all ye thirsty bastards #sudden desire is the song that (I mean. plus the infected!Kaitlyn gifset) inspired my wip Rylan smut jUST SAYING #I can't decide if I want to keep the title based off sudden desire or the eyes/demise line from bodymindhell #bc that second one is just. SO GOOD. #soundtrack #mine #music #my playlists #it's supposed to be ~atmospheric~ but also vaguely have a narrative that's fluid okayyyy don't hit shuffle on this one I beg