#ermes;points

[ermespop]

Hi, I'm Sanam!! Could u do some Kei Tsukishima x fem! reader headcanons and kinda just what u think dating him would be like? You can ignore this if you want though.

Heya, Sanam !!! well this is gonna be sum,, whenever I think of tsuki i have the sudden urge to knee his kneecaps... I just wanna see him falling n make fun of him ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

something every tsukishima x reader HCS have in common is that at first he is always in denial, and you know what? all of 'em are right

but that's not relevant here and now

dating him.. dating... h i m ok well

y'all are sarcastic, w eachother and the rest of the world. y'all are a menace

bickering. all. the. time.

strawberry shortcake is a theme

ever since you found out that's his favorite pastry you've been getting him it every once in a while along with stuff that resembles it

also applies to dinosaurs

imagine his keychain having a strawberry and dinosaur charms plsss that's so cute😭

dino stickers everywhere. everywhere

Grrrr museum dates Grrrr

y'all would take time to visit the exhibits that interest you both

i really can't get over tag teaming some1and roasting them w him... aaah~ love is lovely, lovely love 🥰

if you go to a different school the other 1st years would probs never find out you're dating (sans yama)

if you don't... they'll pester you to convince tsuki to do stuff

cuz he may be able to say no to you, but will he ever? hmmm, no he won't 😋

akiteru is the wooooorst he's always making fun of y'all. really what's gotten into him 😭

tsuki in one knee tying your shoelaces

akiteru: omg SAY YES, SIS‼️

but he does it with luv 🫶 (love for embarrassing you)

y'all have this thing where you'll watch a movie and roast every single actor's performance

like "his voice is so monotonous is he acting or directing a funeral" "the female lead could've rejected the job offer if she was gonna look like that the whole time"

one time your self deprecating humor got a little too much for tsukishima and he started getting concerned, it all ended in a heart to heart and a cuddling session so good on you ig

y'all outfits slap

you're like your guys photographer and social media manager

your guys intas look more like fanpages of eachother with how much you post candids

overall rate for tsukishima kei is A for Amazing boyfriend

author's note: i might just give up on following a format fr... also this took mo se long i really didn't know what to write. I'm not really happy with this but i'll get over it so yeh

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[ponpasta]

yes i’m two days late but shhhh (lineart below)

#erm little mistake but if anyone points it out i’ll cry #my art #miles morales #spiderman across the spiderverse #atsv #miles 42 #42 miles morales

[mozquito]

tag two blokes who do fuck all

#hi (but imagine me sweating on stage with the lights all pointing at me while saying this #srry its been nearly a yr since i posted :( my old unreliable tablet died for the last time along w all the gf fanart saved in there #except the ones here in the drafts which was from oct/nov '22 #so erm. Enjoy wtvr these are 😁 #ford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #gravity falls #also we have got to make bill cipher more bug-like #sining

[avephelis]

local loserboy under the impression that skin grafting is when you sew your flesh together (wrong) (homo)

#see guys i can post fnc too i can be normal. i can be hip and cool. see guys? g- #jrwi #jrwi riptide #chip jrwi #gillion tidestrider #jrwi fnc #fnc #jrwi fish and chips #avepharts #anyway lalala. something about commodification of the self and excess acts of self-sacrification to the point of concern and disturbance. #hey bro let's intertwine our open wounds as an act of intimacy no man it'll be cool lol i totally heard about this one time #anyway thankyou canon for giving fnc matching erm. flayed skin. smile. #body horror #and i guess like #gore #tw needle #<- really stylised but. better to be safe lmao.

[time-slink]

me? drawing etho? crazy

#my art #ethoslab #another foray into lineart… it’s so alien to me at this point #it’s the procreate mercury brush if ur curious #just noticed it’s missing several details but can i be bothered to go back and add them. erm. no <3

[watchfrog]

anyone else obsessed with Descendants in 2023 or is it just me and my sister 😁🫡

#sorry if you followed me for other stuff because I am about to go crazy with the descendatns fanart beam #erm audrey going kinda mean girl preppy w the outfit of coruse and chad preppy but also trying desperately to look 'cool'... #also i feel like audrey would both want him to coordinate but also hate when people pointed out they were coordniated LOL #descendants #disney descendants #chad charming #audrey descendants #my art

[atavisticdread]

HI SUBMAS TUMBLR i’m new here AND I LOVE IT ALREADY‼️‼️‼️‼️ here’s my tithe to the train guy cause, based on one of my fav images of all time

#tj pointed out that i got the number wrong by several million ERM IGNORE THAT 🙏🙏🙏🙏 PRETEND U DIDNT SEE #submas #subway master emmet #subway master ingo #atavisticart #subway boss emmet #subway boss ingo #subway bosses #subway masters #ingo and emmet

[sevinite]

george timeline… they’re so slayers i love them sm (they/bun/she for george pleek ❤️)

#illustration #digital art #oc art #my art #original character #sev ocs #there was supposed to be lore text images to go with these #but i couldn’t fit their transcripts in the alt text thing here either! #so i was like erm. whatever i figured ppl wouldn’t wanna read all that anyways #if u rly wanna kno what was going on during each of these points in her life just ask

[beegswaz]

hey guys. 64bit pal sprites anyone.

#yes i Made more of them #er well none of You have seen these before this point so disregard that #i Got bored ok. ok. #anyways erm. f2u with credit i Guess? #playtime with percy #if these are scuffed NO THEY ARENT!!!!!!!! ASHTU UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #rad1oart

[skullzy20]

Do you see my vision or something

#my art #digital art #eloquent countenance #forcas eloquent countenance #erm. i didn't look at any references while doing this so i apologize in advance #but my vision is um. claws and fangs :) #I REALIZED I MADE HIS TIE TOO DARK WAHH #i cant go back and fix it though #IT GETS MY POINT ACROSS THOUGH #doodles

[dormiloncito]

yes it was absolutely necessary and crucial to the plot, next question

#HELPPP #the way it has 0 upvotes too #if you can't handle usami yanking that thang then golden kamuy is simply not for you ✋🏼🙄 #AND ACTUALLY. other equally insane things have happened by that point 😭😭😭 #you can excuse the otter hotpot but not the jerk off battle?! 😔 #i probably sound absolutely insane to any non-gk mutual erm. move along guys 😁

[ermespop]

hi! I was wondering, which of the haikyuu boys do you think would be better at being in a relationship with a foreign reader?

Love your content!🤍

Haikyuu Bois that would Treat You Right as their Foreigner Partner

this is short, got no more elaboration than this rn sooo i hope u enjoy

no warnings btw :)

→ they travel/meet people from different cultures constantly

Hinata oikawa nishinoya osamu yaku sakusa akaashi(his editorial probs has foreigner workers) kuroo Asahi yamaguchi kita iwaizumi daichi komori

these ones ☝️ either bump into a lot of interesting people walking on the street or if you've read the manga their timeskip makes it make sense really

→ they meet a lot of people and know about many cultures from the internet

suna kenma atsumu lev aran komi washio tendo(+ ushijima) sugawara bokuto Yamamoto tsukishima hanamaki matsukawa

these guys it doesn't matter the social media/platform they use they just learn soooo much and make a lot of interesting mutuals there

author's note: these were all the guys i could come up with i hope that's enough. yes, tendo and ushijima are a combo. no, i can't give you one w/o the other, get w the program 🙄

author's note (2):my content always has a diff format, i just use whatever i think will suit the content better,, just letting that out there

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #hq headcanons #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x f!reader #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu scenarios #inarizaki hcs #aoba johsai hcs #karasuno hcs #nekoma hcs #fukurodani hcs #ermes;writes #ermes;points

[elvenchain]

I was gifted Skyward Sword HD for Christmas which as u can see was a mistake bc my brainrot for The Man is back

#started replaying hyrule warriors again too. erm #the brainrot is back in FULL force #i will probs clean this up and some point but for now. woe. jester be upon ye #ghirahim #skyward sword #my art #sketch

[vhstown]

reminder that ppl who make stuff on the internet for free don't actually owe you anything at all like ... as sad as it is that ur fav comic / fanfic hasn't updated in god knows how long that person has a life 😭 can we not harass people and be compassionate and patient and understanding thanx

#like ive read fics that will never ever update again and #thats just too bad! oh well! ill live! #can we stop treating people like content machines this is not my story animated please #people have work school health + mental health issues etc etc #harrassing someone to update makes them demotivated to do exactly that... believe it or not... #and the quality of whatever it is might be worse because it is rushed #you do not simply pull the comic or fanfic out of your asscheeks you have to think unfortunately 😭 and draft and redraft and edit #and then hate it for a bit and redraft and you get the point! #try write something yourself. try finish a 200k word series. thats like a whole novel 😭 put those words to use instead of in sum1s comments #soz for the rant im meant to be doing homework erm! #vee chats #vee rants

[hrokkall]

VIOLENCE, VIOLENCE // A PERFECT PRAYER

#Ultrakill #V1 #V1 Ultrakill #Ultrakill V1 #<- Don't know how to tag it lmao #Cw: #Blood #Gore #Religion #??? Does that need a tag? Sure #Just in case #Anyway this was meant to be a quick sketch for me to learn to draw V1 and then. Erm. Yeah #Point being though Tiny Gods by Shayfer James is THE V1 song. Just trust me guys #Hrokkall Art

[mudstoneabyss]

actually. the specific phrasing that boy Kevin wants to kill older Kevin with "I must disassemble him, piece by piece, so that everything inside of the Old Kevin comes out. Only then can the New Kevin truly begin." is so incredibly the idea that to heal from trauma and "improve" you have to destroy every "wrong" part of yourself, that everything "tainted" by it has to somehow be replaced by something untouched (which isn't possible)

#reading back that phrasing I do think that'll be the way brinknor takes it #this arcs seeming like it'll be so. breaking the cycle of abuse and violence and coming to terms with yourself #and maybe understanding that you can never remove the parts of you impacted by trauma and start again completely ''pure'' #but you can treat yourself with the kindness you should've been given #which i hope it is that because. and understand i am biased. but i'd love that direction for Kevin #it feels much more satisfying than any more. angsty way this arc could go imo #like he's been through enough! #because of the way Kevin is portrayed in fanon. not as frequently anymore but still pretty common. I worry about coming off as woobifying #by saying I want him to heal I want him to have nice things I think he deserves them #when he's also simultaneously Not A Good Person #yknow the poor little innocent cinnamon roll baby etc etc fanon #but. well for one im Not Like That about him. but my main point of bringing that up is. him not being a good person is why I want to see hi #get better and generally have a good life. why does someone have to be good to deserve to heal from trauma #especially when trauma is a big reason for the way they are #like its fiction yeah yeah i'm still tired of mentally ill people having to be ''good'' to ''deserve'' to get better yknow #i mean especially in fiction you tend to either see mental illness as the poor traumatized one who's allowed recovery because they're nice #or the insane psychopath who cant be ''fixed'' so ''deserves'' bad things-up to deserving to die!- for it #i didnt mean for this to be a rant erm. oops #wtnv #wtnv spoilers #joyousposting