Sometimes Spy regrets leaving. Sometimes
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As someone who’s lived in the Deep South their whole life, this drawing of Engie as a lil kid personally offends me.
I don’t know who that boy is, cause I know for a fact Engie was a chubby lil redneck child shooting at beercans and small animals with a BB gun he built himself.
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Cries and disappears into thin air.
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Went back to an old WIP and finally finished it.
Since I missed the DMC5 release anniversary, why not “Nero gets his arm ripped off day.”
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I took my car to a mechanic to fix the alignment on the 29th and they just told me today that it was stolen on the 31st. I am furious
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What’s sleep, I’ve never ever heard of it.
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Father figure coded, on less than 1,70m
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Engineer: What is a fact that is not at all enjoyable?
Medic: *zero hesitation* Diarrhea is one of the leading causes of death worldwide!
Scout: Ugh...
Spy: Diarrhea is genetic too. It runs in your jeans.
Scout: Wha- ...ugh.
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I have the immeasurable need for Phantom, as an adult, to bring Dan and Ellie to a bring-your-child-to-work day. And Dan to have a habit of trying to duck behind Danny whenever he gets overwhelmed with people looking at him.
But while they're similar heights, Danny is far more willowy while Dan is built like a tanked up fenton fridge.
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Shoutout the job recruiter who asked my grandpa in 1963 if he wanted a temp job at the local power station.
My grandpa worked there 40 years until he retired. His daughter (my aunt) worked there her entire adult life and met her husband there.
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